WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT, BAD NEWS FIRST.

I'LL GET RIGHT TO IT, BAD NEWS FIRST.

THE PRESIDENT IS ACTIVELY WORKING TO UNDERMINE OUR

大統領は我々の力を弱体化させるために 活動的に動いている

DEMOCRACY, USURP THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE, AND HOLD ONTO POWER, IN

民主主義 民衆の意志を利用して権力を握る

VIOLATION OF OUR CONSTITUTION.

憲法違反です。

GOOD NEWS: HE IS REALLY BAD AT IT.

GOOD NEWS: 彼は本当に苦手なんです。

THE PRESIDENT IS DESPERATE TO SOMEHOW THROW OUT THE VOTES FOR

大統領はどうにかして投票を 捨てようと躍起になっています

BIDEN, BUT LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE IN HIS ADMINISTRATION, IT'S BEEN

バイデンだが、彼の政権の全てのことがそうであるように、 それはずっと続いている。

A RACE BETWEEN AUTOCRACY AND INCOMPETENCE.

オートクレイシーと無能の間の競争。

AND WITH THIS CROWD, INCOMPETENCE IS USAIN BOLT, WHO

そして、この群衆の中で、無能なのはウェインボルトであり、誰なのか。

MAKES IT ACROSS THE FINISH LINE, STEPS IN A BUCKET, AND GETS HIS

ゴールラインを越えて、バケットに乗り込み、彼を捕まえる。

HEAD STUCK IN A TOILET.

トイレで頭がやられた。

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT THE IN COUP-NANIGANS IN TONIGHT'S

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT THE IN COUP-NANIGANS IN TONIGHT'S

EDITION OF: ( TUNE OF "THREE BLIND MICE" )

EDITION OF: ( TUNE OF "THREE BLIND MICE" )

♪ DEAD PEOPLE VOTE DEAD PEOPLE VOTE

♪ DEAD PEOPLE VOTE DEAD PEOPLE VOTE

♪ I SAW THEM VOTE THEY ARE ZOMBIES

♪ I SAW THEM VOTE THEY ARE ZOMBIES

♪ THEY VOTE, AND THEN THEY EAT SOME BRAINS

♪They Vote, and then they eat some BRAINS

♪ THEY GAVE BIDEN THE STATE OF MAINE

♪ THEY GAVE BIDEN THE STATE OF MAINE

♪ IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU SNORT COCAINE

♪ IT MAKES SENSE IF YOU SNORT COCAINE

♪ DEAD PEOPLE VOTE ♪ >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE

♪ DEAD PEOPLE VOTE ♪ >> "THE ROAD FROM THE WHITE

HOUSE."

"ハウス"

>> Stephen: HE'S GOT A REALLY LOVELY VOICE.

>> スティーブン彼はとても愛らしい声をしています。

CONSIDERING HOW HARD HE'S WORKING TO KEEP THE JOB, THE

CONSIDERING HOW HARD HE'S WORKING TO KEEP THE JOB, THE

PRESIDENT SURE ISN'T DOING MUCH OF IT.

大統領は何もしていない

FOR THE 11th TIME SINCE THE ELECTION, HIS SCHEDULE TODAY

11回目の選挙以来、今日の彼のスケジュールのために。

LISTED "NO PUBLIC EVENTS."

"公開イベントはありません "と表示されています。

MAYBE THAT'S JUST HOW HE OBSERVES QUARANTINE: HE NEVER

MAYBE THAT'S JUST HOW HE OBSERVES QUARANTINE: HE NEVER

LEAVES THE HOUSE, UNLESS HE KNOWS HE'S SPREADING THE VIRUS.

毒を撒き散らしていることを 知らない限り家を出る

APPARENTLY, EL PRESIDENTE HAS EVEN CANCELED HIS PLANS TO

驚くべきことに、大統領は計画をキャンセルしました

TRAVEL TO MAR-A-LAGO FOR THANKSGIVING, DECIDING TO STAY

感謝祭のためのマララゴ旅行、泊まることを決める

IN WASHINGTON INSTEAD.

ワシントンのインスティテュードで

SMART MOVE.

ＳＭＡＲＴ ＭＯＶＥ。

THE MINUTE HE STEPS OUT OF THERE, YOU KNOW THEY'RE CHANGING

THE MINUTE HE STEPS OUT OF THERE, YOU KNOW THEY'RE CHANGING

ALL THE LOCKS.

ALL THE LOCKS.

BUT AS MUCH AS HE WANTS TO DENY REALITY, THE POTUS WHO LOST THE

しかし、現実を否定したいのと同じくらいに、大統領を失ったのは

VOTE-US CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

VOTE-US CAN'T ESCAPE IT.

FOR INSTANCE, WHEN HE LOOKS OUT HIS NORTH-FACING WINDOWS, HE CAN

インスタンスでは、北向きの窓の外を見ても

SEE THE REVIEWING STAND FOR BIDEN'S INAUGURAL PARADE BEING

バイデンの就任式パレードの試写台をご覧ください。

RE-ERECTED ON HIS FRONT LAWN.

彼の前庭に再配置された

IT'S LIKE WATCHING YOUR WIFE GO OUT ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE ELSE

IT'S LIKE WATCHING YOUR WIFE GO OUT ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE ELSE

ON YOUR FRONT LAWN, GETTING RE-ERECTED.

あなたの家の前の芝生で 掃除をしています

AND THIS TIME, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SHOW UP TO WATCH.

今回は多くの人が見に来ます

BUT THE PRESIDENT IS RUNNING OUT OF TIME.

しかし、大統領は時間切れになっている。

ONE BY ONE, THE STATES ARE STARTING TO CERTIFY THE RESULTS,

一人ずつ、州が結果を証明し始めています。

AND THAT WILL BE THE END OF HIS ONE TERM.

それが彼の一期生の終わりだ

AND BEFORE THAT CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED, THE

AND BEFORE THAT CONSUMMATION DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED, THE

REPUBLICANS ARE THROWING SOME PRETTY DISGRACEFUL HAIL MARYS.

REPUBLICANS ARE THROWING SOME PRETTY DISGRACEFUL HAIL MARYS.

TAKE YESTERDAY IN MICHIGAN.

TAKE YESTERDAY IN MICHIGAN.

THE CANVASSING BOARD OF THE STATE'S LARGEST COUNTY, WAYNE

THE CANVASSING BOARD OF THE STATE'S LARGEST COUNTY, WAYNE

COUNTY, WHICH INCLUDES DETROIT, IS HALF REPUBLICAN, HALF

デトロイトを含む郡は 半分が共和党で 半分は

DEMOCRAT, TO MAKE IT NON-PARTISAN.

民主主義者ではなく民主主義者にするために

BUT LAST NIGHT, THE TWO REPUBLICANS REFUSED TO CERTIFY

BUT LAST NIGHT, THE TWO REPUBLICANS REFUSED TO CERTIFY

THE RESULTS, AND THE BOARD ENDED UP DEADLOCKED 2-2.

結果は2-2でデッドロックされました

OH, WHAT A TO-DO TO TRY TODAY TO DEADLOCK 2-2, A THING DISTINCTLY

2-2をデッドロックするために今日は何をしようとしているのか？

HARD TO SAY BUT HARDER STILL TO DO.

言うのは難しいが、やるのはまだ難しい。

( CLEARS THROAT ) SOREY, I'M ALL WARMED UP.

( CLEARS THROAT ) SOREY, I'M ALL WARMED UP.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.

THE TWO REPUBLICANS CLAIMED TO BE CONCERNED THAT IN DETROIT,

THE TWO REPUBLICANS CLAIMED TO BE CONCERNED THAT IN DETROIT,

THERE WERE MINOR DISCREPANCIES, IN WHICH THE NUMBER OF VOTES

投票数に若干の不一致がありました。

CAST DID NOT MATCH THE NUMBER OF VOTERS LISTED AS HAVING SHOWN UP

CAST DID NOT MATCH THE NUMBER OF VOTERS LISTED AS HAVING SHOWN UP

TO VOTE.

TO VOTE.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE.

これはどこでも起こっていることです。

SO IT'S OUTRAGEOUS THAT THE REPUBLICAN CHAIR SAID SHE WOULD

SO IT'S OUTRAGEOUS THAT THE REPUBLICAN CHAIR SAID SHE WOULD

BE OPEN TO CERTIFYING THE VOTE IN "COMMUNITIES OTHER THAN

以外のコミュニティ」での投票証明にも対応しています。

DETROIT."

DETROIT."

OH, HELL, NO!

ああ、くそ、ダメだ！

YOU CAN'T DISENFRANCHISE MOTOWN!

モータウンを解体することはできません！

EACH ONE OF THOSE VOTES WAS "SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED."

それぞれの投票は "署名・捺印・配達 "されていた

YOU CAN'T TURN OUR DEMOCRATIC PROCESS INTO A "BALL OF

YOU CAN'T TURN OUR DEMOCRATIC PROCESS INTO A "BALL OF

CONFUSION" JUST TO APPEASE THE "TEARS OF A CLOWN."

"混乱 "は "クラウンの涙 "に見せかけただけだ

I COULD GO ON.

I COULD GO ON.

UPHE'S TELLING ME NOT TO.

"UPHE'S TELING ME NOT TO "だ

WHATEVER THE REASON-- RACISM WAS THE REASON-- THE PRESIDENT'S

WHATEVER THE REASON-- RACISM WAS THE REASON-- THE PRESIDENT'S

TEAM WAS THRILLED, ESPECIALLY CAMPAIGN LEGAL ADVISER AND WOMAN

チームは、特にキャンペーンの法律顧問と女性を喜ばせた。

TELLING YOU YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS TIME-SHARE SEMINAR ALIVE,

TELLING YOU YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE THIS TIME-SHARE SEMINAR ALIVE,

JENNA ELLIS.

ジェナ・エリス

SHE TWEETED, "BREAKING: THIS EVENING, THE COUNTY BOARD OF

SHE TWEETED, "BREAKING: THIS EVENING, THE COUNTY BOARD OF

CANVASSERS IN WAYNE COUNTY, MICHIGAN, REFUSED TO CERTIFY THE

ミシガン州ウェイン郡の投票者は、認証を拒否しました。

ELECTION RESULTS.

選挙の結果。

IF THE STATE BOARD FOLLOWS SUIT, THE REPUBLICAN STATE LEGISLATOR

IF THE STATE BOARD FOLLOWS SUIT, THE REPUBLICAN STATE LEGISLATOR

WILL SELECT THE ELECTORS."

"選挙人を選ぶだろう"

DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST COUP D'ETAT, BUT YOU'RE KIND OF

DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST COUP D'ETAT, BUT YOU'RE KIND OF

GIVING AWAY THE GAME THERE, JENNA.

GIVING AWAY THE GAME THERE, JENNA.

AND AS LONG AS YOU'RE WRITING FASCIST FAN FICTION, WHY NOT

あなたがファシスト・ファン・フィクションを 書いているのであれば 書かなくてもいいでしょう

JUST GO FOR IT: "THEN THE TANKS WILL ROLL THROUGH THE STREETS,

頑張ればいいんだ 「その時にはタンクが街中を駆け抜ける」

AND WE WILL ARREST EVERYONE WITH AN "I VOTED" STICKER AND CHANGE

AND WE WILL ARREST EVERYONE WITH AN "I VOTED" STICKER AND CHANGE

THE NATIONAL ANTHEM TO 'Y.M.C.A.,' BUT THIS TIME, THE

Y.M.C.A.の国別賛歌だが、今回は

VILLAGE PEOPLE IS ALL COPS."

"ビレッジピープルは全ての警官だ"

THE PRESIDENT WAS ALSO THRILLED WITH THE FALL OF DEMOCRACY,

THE PRESIDENT WAS ALSO THRILLED WITH THE FALL OF DEMOCRACY,

TWEETING, "WOW!

ツイッターで「WOW!

MICHIGAN JUST REFUSED TO CERTIFY THE ELECTION RESULTS!

ミシガン州は選挙の結果を証明することを拒否した!

HAVING COURAGE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

勇気を持つことは美しいことです。

THE U.S.A. STANDS PROUD!" JUST ONE PROBLEM WITH THE

アメリカは誇りを持っている！"ただ一つだけ問題がある

PRESIDENT'S PREMATURE CELEBRATION: THE PRESIDENT

PRESIDENT'S PREMATURE CELEBRATION: THE PRESIDENT

TWEETED THOSE WORDS AT THE EXACT MOMENT THE TWO REPUBLICANS ON

TWEETED THOSE WORDS AT THE EXACT MOMENT THE TWO REPUBLICANS ON

THE BOARD DECIDED THEY DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE POOPING ON THEIR

取締役会は、自分の上でウンチをする人を 望まないと決定しました。

FRONT LAWN FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES AND AGREED TO CERTIFY THE

人生の残りの人生のためにフロントローニングをして、以下のことを証明することに同意しました。

RESULTS.

結果。

THE PRESIDENT'S TWEET IS LIKE THAT MOMENT HALFWAY THROUGH

大統領のツイートは、その瞬間のようなものです。

"STAR WARS" WHEN DARTH VADER SAYS THIS:

"STAR WARS" ダルタ・ベイダーがこう言うと

>> YAVIN 4 HAD IT COMING.

>> YAVIN 4 HAD IT COMING.

BIG WIN FOR THE EMPIRE.

BIG WIN FOR THE EMPIRE.

HAVING COURAGE IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

勇気を持つことは美しいことです。

THE DEATH STAR STANDS PROUD.

死の星は誇りに思っている。

( EXPLOSION ) OOPS!

( 爆発 ) おっと！

>> Stephen: KIND OF CUTE WHEN HE DOES IT.

>> スティーブン：彼がやるとかわいい。

SO WHY DID THE REPUBLICANS BACK DOWN?

なぜ共和党は下降したのか？

WELL, TURNS OUT, VOTERS AREN'T THAT KEEN ON HAVING THEIR VOTES

さて、結果は、投票者は自分の票を持つことに熱心ではありません。

THROWN OUT.

THROWN OUT.

AND AFTER NEWS OF THE DEADLOCK GOT OUT, THE BOARD HELD A

AND AFTER NEWS OF THE DEADLOCK GOT OUT, THE BOARD HELD A

MEETING FOR PUBLIC COMMENTS, AND REQUESTS TO JOIN THE ZOOM CALL

意見公募とズームコールへの参加依頼のための会議

QUICKLY WENT BEYOND CAPACITY.

QUICKLY WENT BEYOND CAPACITY.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG WHEN PEOPLE VOLUNTARILY

人々が自発的に行動するとき、何かがひどく悪いことがあることがわかる

JOIN A ZOOM CALL.

ズームコールに参加してください。

NOW, THE TWO REPUBLICANS IN QUESTION ARE WAYNE COUNTY

NOW, THE TWO REPUBLICANS IN QUESTION ARE WAYNE COUNTY

CANVASSING BOARD MEMBER AND HOTTEST GUY ON farmersonly.com,

投票委員会のメンバーであり、 farmersonly.comで最もホットな男。

WILL HARTMANN; AND FELLOW BOARD MEMBER AND WOMAN SINGING ALL THE

WILL HARTMANN; AND FELLOW BOARD MEMBER AND WOMAN SINGING ALL THE

WORDS TO "GOLDDIGGER" AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY'S KARAOKE NIGHT,

WORDS TO "GOLDDIGGER" AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY'S KARAOKE NIGHT,

MONICA PALMER.

モニカ・パルマー

TURNS OUT, THE PUBLIC WAS NOT SHY ABOUT LETTING THEM HAVE IT

TURNS OUT, THE PUBLIC WAS NOT SHY ABOUT LETTING THEM HAVE IT

PERSONALLY, ESPECIALLY THIS GUY: >> I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW

PERSONALLY, ESPECIALLY THIS GUY: >> I JUST WANT TO LET YOU KNOW

THAT THE TRUMP STINK, THE STAIN OF RACISM THAT YOU, WILLIAM

トランプの悪臭、人種差別の汚点、あなた、ウィリアム

HARTMAN AND MONICA PALMER, HAVE JUST COVERED YOURSELF IN IS

HARTMAN AND MONICA PALMER, HAVE JUST COVERED YOURSELF IN IS

GOING TO FOLLOW YOU THROUGHOUT HISTORY.

GOING TO FOLLOW YOU THROUGHOUT HISTORY.

MONICA PALMER AND WILLIAM HARTMAN WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN IN

MONICA PALMER AND WILLIAM HARTMAN WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN IN

SOUTHEASTERN MICHIGAN AS TWO RACISTS.

SOUTHEASTERN MICHIGAN AS TWO RACISTS.

THE LAW ISN'T ON YOUR SIDE, HISTORY WON'T BE ON YOUR SIDE.

法律はあなたの味方ではなく、歴史はあなたの味方ではない。

YOUR CONSCIENCE WILL NOT BE ON YOUR SIDE.

YOUR CONSCIENCE WILL NOT BE ON YOUR SIDE.

AND, LORD KNOWS, WHEN YOU GO TO MEET YOUR MAKER, YOUR SOUL IS

AND, LORD KNOWS, WHEN YOU GO TO MEET YOUR MAKER, YOUR SOUL IS

GOING TO BE VERY, VERY WARM.

とても、とても、とても暖かくなります。

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Stephen: "WELL, THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME I'LL BE SPENDING

>> スティーブン：「そうですか、ありがとうございます。

ETERNITY BURNING ON A LAKE OF FIRE.

火の湖で燃える永遠。

I'LL PACK SOMETHING LIGHT.

I'LL PACK SOMETHING LIGHT.

OH, YOU ALSO SAY I CAN GO PLEASURE MYSELF?

自分を喜ばせてもいいって言うの？

AGAIN, THANK YOU.

またね、ありがとう

IT WOULD BE CONSENSUAL."

IT WOULD BE CONSENSUAL."

AFTER THREE HOURS OF BEING PELTED WITH ROCKS AND GARBAGE,

石や物置で3時間も叩かれた後に

THE MEETING WENT ON MUTE FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND WHEN IT CAME

会議は5分間無言で行われ、それが来たときには

BACK ON, HARTMAN INFORMED THE CROWD THAT THEY HAD JUST VOTED

戻ってハートマンは群衆に投票したことを伝えた

UNANIMOUSLY TO CERTIFY THE RESULTS.

満場一致で結果を確認しました。

SO THAT'S IT?

それで終わり？

THAT'S ALL IT TOOK?

THAT'S ALL IT TOOK?

IT'S THAT EASY TO STOP YOUR DEVIOUS PLAN?

IT'S THAT EASY TO STOP YOUR DEVIOUS PLAN?

FOR PETE'S SAKE, IF ALL FASCISTS WERE THAT WEAK, WE COULD HAVE

FOR PETE'S SAKE, IF ALL FASCISTS WERE THAT WEAK, WE COULD HAVE

AVOIDED WORLD WAR II WITH ONE PROPAGANDA POSTER!

第二次世界大戦を一枚のポスターで回避!

"HEY, HITLER, IS THAT A MUSTACHE, OR HAVE YOU BEEN

"おい、ヒットラー、それは筋肉痛か？それとも何かしたのか？

KISSING MUSSOLINI'S ASS?" THINGS ARE ALSO GOING POORLY--

KISSING MUSSOLINI'S ASS?" THINGS ARE ALSO GOING POORLY--

YOU'RE SHAKE YOUR HEAD ON THAT ONE.

頭が震えるぞ

DID I GO TOO FAR?

遠くへ行き過ぎたかな？

DO YOU THINK I HURT HITLER'S FEELINGS WITH THAT ONE?

DO YOU THINK I HURT HITLER'S FEELINGS WITH THAT ONE?

THINGS ARE ALSO GOING POORLY FOR THE PRESIDENT IN PENNSYLVANIA.

THINGS ARE ALSO GOING POORLY FOR THE PRESIDENT IN PENNSYLVANIA.

THE STATE SUPREME COURT DID NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIE THAT THEY

THE STATE SUPREME COURT DID NOT BELIEVE THEIR LIE THAT THEY

WERE NOT ALLOWED POLL WATCHERS, WHICH WAS QUITE A BLOW FOR THE

のためのかなりの打撃であった投票監視者を許可されていませんでした。

PRESIDENT'S LAWYER RUDY GIULIANI, SEEN HERE PUTTING AIR

♪大統領弁護士のルーディ・ジュリアーニ ここで空気を入れているのを見たか？

QUOTES AROUND THE WORD "LAWYER."

"LAWYER "という言葉の周りの引用符。

YESTERDAY, RUDY WAS MAKING THE SAME MAKE-UP OBSERVER ARGUMENT

YESTERDAY, RUDY WAS MAKING THE SAME MAKE-UP OBSERVER ARGUMENT

IN FEDERAL COURT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PENNSYLVANIA, WHEN HE

ペンシルバニア州の反対側の連邦裁判所で彼は

GOT TAKEN DOWN BY HIS OLD NEMESIS: WORDS.

古い宿命によって 倒されてしまった

BECAUSE AS HE WAS READING HIS OWN TEAM'S COMPLAINT TO THE

なぜなら、彼は自分のチームの苦情を読んでいたからです。

JUDGE, HE SAID, "I'M NOT QUITE SURE I KNOW WHAT 'OPACITY'

JUDGE, HE SAID, "I'M NOT QUITE SURE I KNOW WHAT 'OPACITY'

MEANS.

だろうな。

IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU CAN SEE, RIGHT?"

"見えるってことだろ？"

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T."

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "IT MEANS YOU CAN'T."

TO WHICH RUDY SAID, "BIG WORDS, YOUR HONOR."

TO WHICH RUDY SAID, "BIG WORDS, YOUR HONOR."

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "YOU ARE AN IMBECILE," TO WHICH RUDY

TO WHICH THE JUDGE SAID, "YOU ARE AN IMBECILE," TO WHICH RUDY

SAID, "WRONG, YOUR HONOR!

と言われて、「間違っています、閣下！」と答えました。

I'M AN ITALIAN."

"I'M AN ITALIAN"

IN ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF CLOSING THE BARN DOOR AFTER THE COWS

IN ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF CLOSING THE BARN DOOR AFTER THE COWS

VOTED FOR SOMEBODY ELSE, THE PRESIDENT IS STILL FIRING ANYONE

他の誰かに投票した 大統領はまだ誰かをクビにしている

WHO DARES CHALLENGE HIS DEXY-INDUCED FEVER DREAMS.

誰が彼のデクシー誘発性の恐怖の夢に挑戦するのか。

CASE IN POINT: THE U.S. TOP ELECTION CYBERSECURITY OFFICIAL

CASE IN POINT：米国のトップエレクシオン・サイバーセキュリティ・オフィサー

AND TREASURER OF THE "DEAD POET SOCIETY," CHRISTOPHER KREBS.

"死の詩人協会 "の財務官 クリストファー・クレブス

LAST WEEK, KREBS' AGENCY ISSUED A STATEMENT DECLARING, "THE

先週、クレブスの代理人が声明を発表しました。

NOVEMBER 3 ELECTION WAS THE MOST SECURE IN AMERICAN HISTORY," AND

11月3日の選挙はアメリカの歴史の中で最も安全だった」と。

HE REGULARLY "FACT CHECKS THE CLAIMS AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES

HE REGULARLY "FACT CHECKS THE CLAIMS AND CONSPIRACY THEORIES

BEING PUSHED BY THE PRESIDENT, HIS ALLIES, AND SUPPORTERS

大統領とその同盟国、そして支持者に押されること

AROUND THE COUNTRY."

AROUND THE COUNTRY"

AND IT SURELY GOT UNDER THE PRESIDENT'S HONEY-GLAZED SKIN

AND IT SURELY GOT UNDER THE PRESIDENT'S HONEY-GLAZED SKIN

THAT KREBS' TWITTER PAGE SAYS "KEEP CALM AND COUNT ON" AND HIS

そのKREBSのツイッターページには "KEEP CALM AND COUNT ON "と書かれていると彼の

PROFILE PIC IS...

PROFILE PICは...

UH, I'M GONNA GUESS, STORE-BRAND CAPTAIN AMERICA?

店頭ブランドのキャプテン・アメリカ？

KIRKLAND STEVE ROGERS?

KIRKLAND STEVE ROGERS?

THE SUPERHERO ON THE CHILDREN'S FLIP-FLOPS YOU BOUGHT AT THE

THE SUPERHERO ON THE CHILDREN'S FLIP-FLOPS YOU BOUGHT AT THE

DOLLAR STORE?

ドルストア？

ANYWAY, TRUE TO FORM, LAST NIGHT, THE CON ARTIST SOON-TO-BE

とにかく形に忠実に 最後の夜になると コン・アーティストはもうすぐ生まれる

FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRESIDENT TWEETED:

以前はPRESIDENT TWEETEDとして知られていました。

"THE RECENT STATEMENT BY CHRIS KREBS ON THE SECURITY OF THE

"クリス・クレブスの最近の声明

2020 ELECTION WAS HIGHLY INACCURATE, IN THAT THERE WERE

2020年の選挙は、そこにあったということで、非常にINACCURATEだった

MASSIVE IMPROPRIETIES AND FRAUD, INCLUDING DEAD PEOPLE VOTING,

死人の投票を含む、大規模な利益と不正行為。

POLL WATCHERS NOT ALLOWED INTO POLLING LOCATIONS, 'GLITCHES' IN

投票所への投票監視員の立ち入り禁止、投票所の「まばたき」について

THE VOTING MACHINES.

THE VOTING MACHINES.

THEREFORE, EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY, CHRIS KREBS HAS

それゆえ、即時に、クリス・クレブスは

BEEN TERMINATED."

"解約されました"

HOW CAN HE BE THIS BAD AT CRIME-ING?

どうしてこんな下手くそな犯罪者になれるんだ？

"YEAH, COPPER, I KNOW, YOU GOT ME, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN

"YEAH, COPPER, I KNOW, YOU GOT ME, IHAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN

SILENT.

静かに

NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"

NOW GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"

EVIDENTLY, THE PRESIDENT'S TWEETS CAUSED A DISTURBANCE IN

EVIDENTLY, THE PRESIDENT'S TWEETS CAUSED A DISTURBANCE IN

THE FORCE, BECAUSE LUKE SKYWALKER HIMSELF, MARK HAMILL,

ザ・フォース、スカイウォーカー自身が マーク・ハミルだからだ

RESPONDED, >> "TRANSLATION: THE RECENT

RESPONDED, >> "TRANSLATION: THE RECENT

STATEMENT BY CHRIS KREBS WAS HIGHLY ACCURATE, IN THAT THERE

クリス・クレブスの声明は非常に正確であり、それがあったという点では、非常に正確であった。

WERE NO IMPROPRIETIES OR FRAUD, CONFIRMED BY ALL CREDIBLE 2020

2020年には、すべての信頼できる人物によって確認された不正や不正はありませんでした。

ELECTION OFFICIALS SWORN UNDER OATH TO BE TRUTHFUL.

ELECTION OFFICIALS SWORN UNDER OATH TO BE TRUTHFUL.

THEREFORE, HE HAS BEEN TERMINATED FOR REFUSING TO LIE

それ以来、彼は嘘をつくことを拒否したため、解雇されました。

FOR ME, YOUR #LIARINCHIEF."

"私のために、あなたの #リアリンチーフ"

WOW, LUKE SKYWALKER IS A JEDI MASTER AND A POLITICAL PUNDIT.

WOW, LUKE SKYWALKER IS A JEDI MASTER AND A POLITICAL PUNDIT.

YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE GUY A HAND.

YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE THE GUY A HAND.

SERIOUSLY, HIS FATHER CUT ONE OF THEM OFF.

マジな話、彼の父親はそのうちの一人を切り落とした。

WHEN KREBS SAW HAMILL HAD WEIGHED IN, HE RESPONDED,

クレブスはハミルが重くなったのを見たとき、彼は答えた。

"IN DEFENDING DEMOCRACY, DO OR DO NOT, THERE IS NO TRY.

"民主主義の擁護では、やるかやらないか、トライはない。

THIS IS THE WAY.

これが道だ

#PROTECT2020" DAMN, KREBS BRINGING THE NERD

" #PROTECT2020" DAMN, KREBS BRING THE NERD.

CRED!

CRED!

TALK LIKE YODA, KREBS DID!

ヨダのように話せ、クレブスはやった！

VERBS TO THE END OF SENTENCES, KREBS MOVED!

センテンスの最後に動詞がある KREBSが動いた！

AND HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS A HALF-WITTED SCRUFFY-LOOKING NERF

ここでは、彼が半分ウィットのクズみたいな放任主義者だと思っていました。

HERDER.

旦那様

AND KREBS REMAINED DEFIANT AFTER HIS FIRING, TWEETING, "HONORED

そしてKREBSは解雇された後も変わらずに、ツイッターで "HONORED "とつぶやいています。

TO SERVE.

TO SERVE.

WE DID IT RIGHT.

WE DID IT RIGHT.

DEFEND TODAY, SECURE TOMORROW."

"今日を守り、明日を守る"

STRONG.

STRONG.

BOLD.

ボールド

BUT I WILL POINT OUT THAT HE SPELLED "TOMORROW,"

でも指摘しておきますが、彼は "明日 "と書いていました。

"TOMROROW."

"TOMROROW"

BUT WHO AM I TO JUDGE?

しかし、私は誰に裁かれるべきか？

THAT'S NOT HOW WE SPELL IT TODAY, BUT IT COULD BE HOW WE

それは今日のスペルではありませんが、それは私たちの方法である可能性があります。

SPELL IT "TOMROROW."

"TOMROROW "と書け

AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, THIS MAN IS AN AMERICAN HEROROW.

私が気にしているように、この男はアメリカ人のヒロローです。

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY IS HERE.

マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州マサチューセッツ州

BUT WHEN WE COME BACK, KAMALA HARRIS GOES BACK TO WASHINGTON.

でも戻ってくると カマラ・ハリスはワシントンに戻ってしまう

NERD CRED.

NERD CRED.