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  • Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...

  • Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to become the real king of Summoner's Rift.

  • In the laning phase, you must slap these bad boys with your sharp spear to punish them for being minion greedy

  • and perform a Dance Pole-Spear Charge combo on them whenever it's safe to do so to scare them for life.

  • If the enemy has around half HP, doing a quick Dance Pole-Spear Charge-Auto Attack-Rock Solid Bed combo will be enough to send that stupid champion to hell.

  • Even if you miss your trademark combo, you don't have to fret about it because your auto-attacks are the best tools you have to bring anyone down.

  • If you're getting screwed by your opponent and he uses his ignite to finish you off, simply use your cleanse to remove it

  • and don't be scared to go back at that manaless bastard with your lovely combo and swing your weapon at him until he kisses the dirty ground.

  • And now, you have to go on an adventure to enjoy a sexy time with your wife and a spammer master.

  • When you get your Blade of the Ruined King, you can show this guy who's the best dick sucker in your tiny village.

  • Combine that item with a Pikachu Sword and zapping your way to victory without the need to go back home to heal will be a piece of cake.

  • You don't like the BotrK? Then take a Ravenous Hydra instead to offer a better service than the Pokemon Center.

  • Because of all the attack speed and damage you get from your items, the game won't be able to animate your attack animation properly,

  • so use that exploit to quickly destroy these buildings, penetrate Ezreal so hard that Taric won't recognize his 2-inch ****

  • and skip your duel with tankwick because it's boring.

  • Deforming Ezreal's Muramana with your long-ass spear isn't enough? Then do it on a horde of minions to one shot them like a boss.

  • With your Dance Pole-Spear Charge combo, you can magically pass through trees to complete your dragon slaying quest,

  • you can surprise a motherfucker that thought he got away from you,

  • you can surprise another motherbitch before she gives you a boring freeshow and you can (MY SPEAR IS LONGER THAN J4).

  • Of course you can, baka boy, but you have to use a tactical retreat after that to lure that giant bug to the park to squash it without mercy.

  • Since you're so farmed and fed, you'll always be over level so you can leave your lane to have fun with some poor fuckabishes.

  • Also, what you can do is pretend to be mama wolf, put a ward to see incoming enemies, waste your time here for a few minutes,

  • let Bitchianna live because she's too ugly and savagely jump on that dirty rat to kill him with a few strikes.

  • In teamfights, the enemy team will not bother attacking you and they will try to kill your teammates instead because they know you're way too powerful for them.

  • With that information, you shouldn't have any fear to trap them in your rocky bed and smack their pretty faces one by one until everyone goes down.

  • Only trust yourself. Your team is always a bunch of noobs that deals no damage, that feeds the enemy all day and that can't do anything right, right?

  • So why don't you show your brothers and sisters the power of a true king that can dominate any fight, no problem!

  • After demonstrating your big muscles to the ladies, you have to show them how Mr.President take down the ADC that never shows up in teamfights.

  • Since you never make a mistake and your whole team is noob, you don't need to group up to ninja gank the criminals to carry your team to victory.

  • And if you follow everything I said in this video, you shouldn't be surprise if your level is way higher than everybody else in any stage of the game.

  • That's it for today, people!

  • Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.

  • Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

  • Ciaossu!

Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...


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    jk26204131 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日