REG, HOW WAS SEDONA?

REG、セドナはどうだった？

>> IT WAS REALLY COOL.

>> それはとてもクールだった。

FAIRLY AMAZING, BEAUTIFUL.

素晴らしく、美しい。

JUST INSANE GEOGRAPHY.

正に狂気の地理学。

IT'S INCREDIBLE.

驚くべきことだ

>> James: WHEN YOU GOT THERE, WERE YOU, LIKE, AH, I COMPLETELY

>> ジェームズそこに着いた時、君は、ああ、完全にそうだった。

UNDERSTAND WHY THEY NAMED A CAR AFTER THIS PLACE.

なぜこの場所にちなんで車の名前を付けたのか理解してください。

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I IMAGINE.

( LAUGHTER ) BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I IMAGINE.

AH, YEAH, IT'S A MID-SIZE, I GET IT, A RENTAL AT THE AIRPORT.

ああ、ああ、ああ、それは中型、私はそれを取得し、空港でレンタルしています。

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> レジー：ええええええええええええええええええええええええええええええ

IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST PROBABLY AMONG THE FIRST THINGS THAT I

IT WAS LIKE THE FIRST PROBABLY AMONG THE FIRST THINGS THAT I

THOUGHT.

思考。

>> Reggie: I THINK THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> レジー：それは多くの人に起こることだと思う。

>> Reggie: THAT'S KIND OF WHY I WENT UP THERE, I WAS, LIKE,

>> レジー：それが理由であそこに行ったんだけど、君は、そうだね。

DOES IT LIVE UP TO THE NAME?

DOES IT LIVE UP TO THE NAME?

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT HEADLINES.

( LAUGHTER ) LET'S TAKE LOOK AT HEADLINES.

OVER THE WEEKEND, PRESIDENT TRUMP SEEMED TO ACCIDENTALLY

週末、トランプ大統領は偶然にも

ADMIT DEFEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN HE TWEETED...

ADMIT DEFEAT FOR THE FIRST TIME, WHEN HE TWEETED...

"HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.ù"

"HE WON BECAUSE THE ELECTION WAS RIGGED.ù"

THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP FINALLY ADMITTED BIDEN WON.

THAT'S RIGHT, TRUMP FINALLY ADMITTED BIDEN WON.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: BANG!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> ジェームズ.BANG!

BUT I WILL SAY, TRUMP'S HANDLERS WERE

しかし、私が言いたいのは、トランプの手下たちは

IMMEDIATELY LIKE, "PAY NO ATTENTION, IT WAS JUST A BRIEF

すぐに「気にしないでください、それは簡単なことでした」と言ったように

MOMENT OF SANITY."

"正気の瞬間"

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP WON'T EVEN MENTION BIDEN

( LAUGHTER ) TRUMP WON'T'T EVEN MENTION BIDEN

BY NAME, KIND OF WHEN A TEENAGER TALKS ABOUT THEIR EX

思春期の子供が自分の元について話すときの名前、種類によって

BEST-FRIEND. "WELL I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME AT THE MALL UNTIL

最高の友達"ショッピングモールで楽しい時間を過ごしていたのに

SHE SHOWED UP."

"彼女が現れた"

"WHO?" "HER!"

"誰が？""彼女！"

BUT AFTER HE REALIZED WHAT HE HAD DONE, THE PRESIDENT LATER

しかし、自分のしたことに気付いた後、大統領は後になって

TWEETED THIS, IN ALL CAPS...

これを全部大文字でツイートした...

"I WON THE ELECTION!" I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU'D THINK

"I WON THE ELECTION!" I'VE GOT TO SAY, YOU'D THINK

THIS WOULD BE BIGGER NEWS.

これはもっと大きなニュースになるだろう。

( LAUGHTER ) LISTEN, AS THE PARENT OF THREE

3人の親として聞いてくれ

YOUNG CHILDREN, I CAN ASSURE YOU, WE'VE STILL GOT LIKE SIX

幼い子供たち、私はあなたを保証することができます 私たちはまだ6つのようなものを持っています。

MORE STAGES OF TANTRUM BEFORE WE FINALLY GET HIM DOWN FOR BED.

MORE STAGES OF TANTRUM BEFORE WE FINALLY GET HIM DOWN FOR BED.

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S THE THING, SCREAMING

( LAUGHTER ) ここにあるのは、スクリーム。

SOMETHING DOESN'T MAKE IT TRUE.

何かが真実になるわけではない。

IN FACT, IF YOU SAW A FRIEND TWEET IN ALL CAP "MY LIFE IS

実際には、あなたがすべてのキャップで友人のつぶやきを見た場合は、 "私の人生は

GOING GREAT!" YOU'D IMMEDIATELY START TO WORRY.

"絶好調！"すぐに心配になるわよ

( LAUGHTER ) BUT HE MAY BE SLOWLY ACCEPTING

( LAUGHTER ) BUT HE MAY BE BE BE BE LOWLY ACCEPTINGING

HIS FATE BECAUSE, JUST HOURS LATER, TRUMP POSTED A MORE

彼の運命は、ほんの数時間後に、トランプがさらに多くのことを投稿したからです。

SUBDUED, LESS SCREAMY VERSION OF THE SAME TWEET, WRITING...

同じツイートのサブダブ化された不気味なバージョン...

"I WON THE ELECTION!" ( LAUGHTER )

"I WON THE ELECTION!" ( LAUGHTER )

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

WITHOUT THE ALL-CAPS I CAN HARDLY RECOGNIZE THAT AS A TRUMP

オールキャップなしでは、私はそれをトランプとして困難に認識することができます。

TWEET.

TWEET.

( LAUGHTER ) ALTHOUGH HE DID RANDOMLY

( LAUGHTER ) 彼は無造作にやったが

CAPITALIZE "ELECTION" TO LET US KNOW HE HASN'T FORGOTTEN HIS

彼が彼のことを忘れていないことを私たちに知らせるために "選挙 "を大文字にする

ROOTS.

ROOTS.

( LAUGHTER ) YOU CAN REALLY SENSE HOW

( LAUGHTER ) YOU CAN REALLY SENSE HOW

DEFLATED TRUMP IS FROM HIS TWEETS.

DEFLATED TRUMP IS FROM HIS TWEETS.

HE'S HOURS AWAY FROM TWEETING...

何時間もツイッターをしていない...

(SAD) "WITCH HUNT OR WHATEVER.ù" ( LAUGHTER )

(SAD) "WITCH HUNT OR WHATEVER.ù" ( LAUGHTER )

SURE, LOCK HER UP.

そうだ、彼女をロックしてくれ

DO WHAT YOU WANT.

DO WHAT YOU WANT.

YOU ALWAYS DO.

君はいつもそうしてる

( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: BUT SOME PEOPLE STILL

( LAUGHTER ) >> JAMES: BUT SOME PEOPLE STILL

DON'T THINK IT'S OVER.

終わったと思うなよ

ON SATURDAY, A FEW THOUSAND TRUMP SUPPORTERS GATHERED IN

土曜日、数千人のトランプ支持者が集まりました。

WASHINGTON D.C. TO PROTEST THE ELECTION RESULTS.

ワシントンD.C.は選挙結果に抗議します。

BUT THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY FALSELY CLAIMED ON

しかし、ホワイトハウスの報道官は、虚偽の主張をした。

TWITTER THAT MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE ACTUALLY ATTENDED.

TWITTER THAT MORE THAN A MILLION PEOPLE ACTUALLY ATTENDED.

I MEAN, IF THIS IS HOW HIS AIDES DO MATH, THEN IT'S WONDER TRUMP

つまり、もしこれが彼のエイドが数学をする方法であるならば、それは不思議なことだ。

THINKS HE WON THE ELECTION.

彼は選挙に勝ったと思ってる

THE PRESS SECRETARY EVEN TWEETED THIS PHOTO TO SUPPORT HER CLAIùu

THE PRESS SECRETARY EVEN TWEETED THIS PHOTO TO SUPPORT HER CLAIùu

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MILLION PEOPLE, BUT KEEP IN MIND A LOT

百万人には見えないが、多くの人が心に留めておいてほしい。

OF THOSE GUYS ARE WEARING CAMOUFLAGE.

カモフラージュを着ている奴がいる

( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS KNOWN AS "THE MILLION

( LAUGHTER ) IT WAS KNOWN AS "THE MILLION

MAGA MARCH."

"MAGA MARCH"

WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL NAME, "THE CRAZIES

WHICH IS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL NAME, "THE CRAZIES

THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE."

"感謝祭パレード"

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT KIND OF FLOATS AND GIANT

(笑) どんな種類の浮いてて巨大なの？

BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE AT "THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING DAY

BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE AT "THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING DAY

PARADE?" WHAT WOULD YOU GET THERE?

PARADE?" WHAT WOULD YOU GET THERE?

>> WE'RE TALKING THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING PARADE?

>> 狂人感謝祭パレードの話をしているのか？

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

WHAT KIND OF FLOATS?

浮き輪の種類は？

>> James: WHAT SORT OF BALLOONS WOULD YOU SEE?

>> ジェームズどんな風船が見たい？

>> MAYBE A FLOUT OF MY EXWIFE.

>> >> MAYBE A FLOUT OF MY EXWIFE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: HANG OPEN.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James.HANG OPEN.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

>> AT THE CRAZIES THANKSGIVING PARADE?

>> クラウジーズ感謝祭パレードで？

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

THE KIND OF FLOAT WE MAY SEE?

THE KIND OF FLOAT WE MAY SEE?

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

HOW ABOUT MY EX-WIFE.

私の前妻はどうだった？

>> James: I STILL DON'T GET IT.

>> ジェームスまだ分からない。

( LAUGHTER ) AND I DID THAT THING WHERE I

( LAUGHTER ) AND I DIDAT THAT THING WHERE I

LAUGHED ALONG.

一緒に笑った。

>> I THINK HE'S SUGGESTING HIS EX-WIFE IS CRAZY.

>> 元嫁が狂っていると推察しているのだと思う。

>> Reggie: SHE'S CRAZY.

>> レジー：SHE'S CRAZY.

NOT ONLY DOES SHE HAVE A COUPLE OF SCREWS LOOSE, SHE

彼女はネジが緩んでいるだけじゃなくて

DRIVES ME CRAZY.

DRIVES ME CRAZY.

( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER )

( RIM SHOT ) ( LAUGHTER )

>> James: HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M MISSING.

>> ジェームズ正直、何が足りないのか分からない。

( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW I'M IN THE MINORITY.

( LAUGHTER ) I KNOW I'M IN THE MINORITY.

IAN SAID IT, I BELIEVE IT'S FUNNY, I JUST DON'T GET IT.

IANが言ったのよ、私はそれが面白いと信じているけど、私はそれを得ることができない。

DO YOU GET IT, GUILLERMO?

分かったか ギレルモ？

>> I WOULD JUST SUGGEST MOVING ON.

>> 異動することをお勧めします。

( LAUGHTER ) LOOK, WHETHER IT WAS -- LOOK,

( LAUGHTER ) 見て、それが何だったのか...

WHETHER IT WAS THOUSANDS OR A MILLION, THE IMPORTANT THING IS

WHETHER IT WAS THOUSANDS OR A MILLION, THE IMPORTANT THING IS

THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS STILL ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GATHER IN

THAT THE WHITE HOUSE IS STILL ENCOURAGING PEOPLE TO GATHER IN

LARGE GROUPS WITHOUT MASKS RIGHT NOW.

LARGE GROUPS WITHOUT MASKS RIGHT NOW.

( LAUGHTER ) IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA,

( LAUGHTER ) フロリダのオーランドで

THE CITY JUST UNVEILED PLANS FOR THE NATION'S FIRST-EVER FLYING

THE CITY JUST UNVEILED PLANS FOR THE NATION'S FIRST-EVER FLYING

CAR HUB.

カーハブ

HERE'S AN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF WHAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE

このような形をアーティストが描いたものがあります

SO AN AIRPORT. THEY INVENTED AN AIRPORT.

SO AN AIRPORT. THEY INVENTED AN AIRPORT.

IT'S BEING CALLED A "VERTIPORT."

"バーティポート "と呼ばれています

AS IN (SERIOUS NEWS ANCHOR) "THERE WAS YET ANOTHER ACCIDENT

"また事故が起きました

TODAY AT THE NATION'S FIRST VERTIPORT..."

TODAY AT THE NATION'S FIRST VERTIPORT..."

( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT -- BRING THAT UP!

( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT -- BRING THAT UP!

HOW IS THAT A FLYING CAR?

どうやって空飛ぶ車なんだ？

IF YOU HAVE A TWENTY-FOUR-FOOT WINGSPAN, THAT'S NOT A CAR!

14.4フィートのウイングスパンを持っているなら、それは車ではありません！

GOOD LUCK AT THE CARL'S JUNIOR DRIVE-THRU LANE.

GOOD LUCK AT THE CARL'S JUNIOR DRIVE-THRU LANE.

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S MY DEBIT CARD, SHOULD I

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S MY DEBIT CARD, SHOULD I.

JUST THROW IT TO YOU?

あなたに投げつけるだけ？

( LAUGHTER ) WOULD YOU DO THIS, GUILLERMO?

( LAUGHTER ) WULD YOU DO DO THIS, GUILLERMO?

YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOW ME THE WINGS DR. .

YOU WERE TRYING TO SHOW ME THE WINGS DR. .

>> FLIP IN.

>> フリップインします。

>> James: IT DOESENTS LOOK LIKE A CAR.

>> ジェームズ車のように見えます。

>> IT LOOKS LIKE A COMB.

>> >> IT LOOKS LIKE A COMB.

>> Reggie: IT'S MADE BY LILLIAN.

>> レジー：It's MADE BY LILLIAN.

IT'S A MULTI-PROPULSION SYSTEM KIND OF GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE.

IT'S A MULTI-PROPULSION SYSTEM KIND OF GROUND EFFECT VEHICLE.

IT'S HARD.

難しいわ

YOU CAN'T MAKE CARS LOOK LIKE CARS AND FLY.

車を車のように見せることはできないし、空を飛ぶこともできない。

I'LL SEE YA LATER.

後で見に行くよ

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH!

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.多すぎる！

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH!

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.多すぎる！

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S TOO MUCH!

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.多すぎる！

BUT THAT'S MY POINT, THEN, DON'T CALL IT A FLYING CAR.

でも、それは私のポイントです、それでは、それを空飛ぶ車と呼ぶな。

>> Reggie: I AGREE.

>> レジー：ＡＧＲＥＥＥ。

>> James: CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE IF IT'S A FLYING

>> ジェームズ別の名前で呼んでください 空を飛んでいるのだから

CAR, I WANT IT TO BE A SEDONA.

CAR, I WANT IT TO BE A SEDONA.

( LAUGHTER ) I WANT IT TO BE A SEDONA AND I

( LAUGHTER ) I WANT IT TO BE A SEDONA AND I

WANT IT STUCK IN TRAFFIC.

渋滞に巻き込まれるのを望んでいる。

I DON'T WANT IT TO GO TO A VERTIPORT AND TAKE OFF.

バーチポートに行って離陸したくない

I WANT TO BE ON THE 405 IN TRAFFIC AND BE LIKE, TWO HOURS,

私は405号線を2時間かけて 渋滞の中にいたいのよ

FORGET THAT.

FORGET THAT.

SEE YOU LATER, GUYS!

また後でね！

THAT'S A FLYING CAR.

あれは空飛ぶ車だ

>> Reggie: I AGREE.

>> レジー：ＡＧＲＥＥＥ。

>> James: AND FINALLY, JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, THE SNACK

>> ジェームスそして最後に クリスマスに間に合うように スナックを

COMPANY RITZ IS GIVING AWAY A GIANT TEN

COMPANY RITZが巨大な10個をプレゼント

INCH CRACKER MEANT TO BE USED AS AN EDIBLE HOLIDAY CHEESE BOARD.

インチクラッカーは、便利なホリデーチーズボードとして使用することを目的としています。

HERE IT IS HERE. SO NOW YOU CAN BE LIKE, "DO I

ここにあるそうすれば、あなたは、「私は何をしますか？

WANT AN APPETIZER?

アペタイザーは？

I REALLY SHOULDN'T. BUT I GUESS I CAN HAVE ONE CRACKER."

I REALLY SHOULDN'T. BUT I GUESS I CAN HAVE ONE CRACKER."

( LAUGHTER ) I LOVE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T

( LAUGHTER ) I LOVE THAT PEOPLE AREN'T

ALLOWED TO SHARE FOOD BECAUSE OF COVID AND RITZ IS LIKE, "BUT

ALLOWED TO SHARE FOOD BECAUSE OF COVID AND RITZ IS LIKE, "BUT

WHAT IF YOU COULD EAT THE PLATE EVERYONE'S BEEN TOUCHING ALL

WHAT IF YOU COULD EAT THE PLATE EVERYONE'S BEEN TOUCHING ALL

NIGHT LONG?!" ( LAUGHTER )

NIGHT LONG?!" ( LAUGHTER )

A TEN-INCH CRACKER.

A TEN-INCH CRACKER.

IS IT PRACTICAL?

実用的なのか？

NO.

NO.

BUT IS IT INTERESTING?

BUT IS IT INTERESTING?

ALSO NO.

ALSO NO.

THE CRACKER ISN'T FOR SALE.

THE CRACKER ISN'T FOR SALE.

IT'S BEING GIVEN AWAY THROUGH RITZ'S INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT.

リッツのインスタグラムアカウントを使って プレゼントしています。

WHICH EXPLAINS THIS ODD TWEET FROM TRUMP...

トランプからの奇妙なツイートを説明しています...

"I WON THE GIANT RITZ CRACKER!" ( LAUGHTER )

"I WON THE GIANT RITZ CRACKER!" ( LAUGHTER )