HE IS A FANTASTIC EMMY-NOMINATED ACTOR YOU KNOW FROM

エミー賞にもノミネートされた素晴らしい俳優です。

"SILICON VALLEY," "MIDDLEDITCH & SCHWARTZ," AND HIS BRAND-NEW

"SILICON VALLEY" "MIDDLEDITCH & SCHWARTZ" "HIS BRAND-NEW

SITCOM ON CBS CALLED "B-POSITIVE."

ＣＢＳのＳＩＴＣＯＭは "Ｂ-ＰＯＳＩＴＩＶＥ "と呼んでいた

PLEASE WELCOME, THE MAGNIFICENT, MR. THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

ようこそ 奇跡の人 トマス・ミドレディッチ氏を！

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♪ >> James: THERE HE IS!

♪ >> ジェームズいたぞ！

HEY, THOMAS!

ヘイ トマス！

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

>> PRETTY GOOD.

>> プリティグッドです。

HOW ARE YOU, JAMES?

HOW ARE YOU, JAMES?

>> James: I LOVE YOUR BOLO TIE YOU'RE ROCKING.

>> ジェームズ君のボロタイが大好きだよ。

>> I'M A BOLO TIE CORDUROY BOY.

>> I'M A BOLO TIE CORDUROY BOY.

>> James: NOT MANY PEOPLE CAN BE BOTH.

>> ジェームス多くの人が両方になれるわけではありません。

>> I'VE DONE IT.

>> 俺はそれをやったんだ。

2020 IS LOOKING UP.

2020 IS LOOKING UP.

>> James: YOU ALWAYS LOOK SHARP OTHER THAN THE LAST TIME

>> ジェームズお前はいつも前回より 鋭くなっている

YOU WERE ON THE SHOW WHERE IT WAS I WAS WORRIED YOU WITH

あなたがショーに出ていた時 私はあなたを心配していました

RESPECT GOING TO MAKE IT OUT OF YOUR HOME.

尊敬の念を持って 家の外に出ようとしています

WE WERE DOING THE SHOW EARLY IN LOCKDOWN.

ロックダウンで早くからショーをやっていました。

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN COPING?

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN COPING?

>> GOOD.

笑）>>GOODです。

VERY GOOD.

非常に良いです。

>> James: YEAH?

>> ジェームスそうなのか？

NICE TO SEE THE SUN.

太陽が見えるのはいいね

HEY, I SPENT AT LOT OF TIME ALONE AS A CHILD, SO WHEN THE

私は子供の頃、多くの時間を一人で過ごしました。

WORLD WAS, LIKE, HEY, STAY INDOORS BY YOURSELF, I WAS,

世界はそうだったように、ヘイ、あなたは自分自身で屋内にいて、私はそうだった。

LIKE, CAN DO, I HAVE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS MY WHOLE LIFE.

私はこのために訓練を受けてきました。

>> James: YOU'RE A PAR PILOT.

>> ジェームズお前はパーパイロットだ

YES.

はい。

>> James: DURING LOCKDOWN YOU WERE FLYING RESCUE DOGS AROUND

>> ジェームスロックダウンの間、あなたは救助犬を飛ばしていました。

THE COUNTRY?

THE COUNTRY?

>> HERE AND THERE.

>> ここにもここにも。

NOW, LOOK, YEAH, I TAKE LITTLE TRIPS, SOMETIMES FOR MYSELF AND

ちょっとした旅行にも行くんだ自分のためにも

THEN SOMETIMES I SIGN UP WITH THIS ORGANIZATION PILOTS AND

THEN SOMETIMES I SIGN UP WITH THIS ORGANIZATION PILOTS AND

PAWS, AND THEY'LL HAVE DOGS OR CATS OR SOMETHING THAT NEED, YOU

肉球や犬や猫が必要なものを持っているだろう

KNOW, TRANSPORT FROM A SHELTER THAT'S TOO FULL OR A SHELTER

知ることができますか？

THAT HAS ROOM OR TO A FOREVER HOME AND YOU CAN KIND OF AS A

それは部屋を持っているか、永遠の家に、あなたのようなことができます。

PILOT VOLUNTEER AND SAY, I'LL TAKE THEM, AND YOU END UP IN

PILOT VOLUNTEER AND SAY, I'LL TAKE THEM, AND YOU END UP IN

REDDING, CALIFORNIA OR SOMEPLACE IN INN AND BE LIKE, ALL RIGHT,

レディング、カリフォルニア州や旅館のどこかの場所と同じように、すべての権利。

LET'S CHECK THIS PLACE OUT FOR A WEEKEND.

LET'S CHECK THIS PLACE OUT FOR A WEEKEND.

BUT YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING NICE.

でも、あなたはいいことをしてくれたわ。

I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE I CAN FLY A PLANE, SO, YEAH.

飛行機を飛ばせるのは とても幸運だと思ってる

>> James: HOW MANY DOGS ARE ON THE PLANE WERE THE MOST DOGS

>> James: HOW MANY DOGS ARE ON THE PLANE WERE THE MOST DOGS

YOU'VE HAD?

もうしたのか？

>> NOTHING CRAZY.

>> 何もおかしくない。

IT'S A TINY PLANE, A LITTLE FOUR-SEATER.

小さなプランで、小さな４人掛けのお座敷です。

I'VE HAD A PASSENGER, THREE OTHER DOGS, AND A LITTLE SCRUFFY

I've had A PASSENGER, THREE OTHER DOGS, AND A LITTLE SCRUFFY.

TERRIER WHO WAS NOT IN A GOOD MOOD, BUT THAT'S OKAY, HE WENT

テリーは機嫌が悪かったが、それはいいとして、彼は行ってきた。

TO DEAD, A MASSIVE DOBERMAN PINSCHER AND A TINY PUPPY THING

TO DEAD, MASSIVE DOBERMAN PINSCHER AND A TINY PUPPY THING TO DEAD, A MASSIVE DOBERMAN PINSCHER AND A TINY PUPPY THING.

THAT WAS RIDING CO-PILOT.

コパイロットに乗っていた。

I HAD A COUPLE OF BULL TERRIERS THAT WERE A LOT OF ENERGY.

私は、エネルギーの多くを持っていた雄牛の暴走族のカップルを持っていました。

I PUT THEM IN A CRATE, SNIFFED AND I THOUGHT, OH, THE DOG MADE

木箱に入れて、鼻を鳴らして、思ったんだ、ああ、犬が作ったんだと。

A BIG OLD DOO DOO?

A BIG OLD DOO DOO?

IT WAS JUST A TOOT.

ただの歯ぎしりだった

>> James: OKAY.

>>ジェームスOKAY。

I LANDED EXPECTING TO SHOVEL OUT ALL THIS CRUD.

I LANDED EXPECTING TO SHOVEL OUT ALL THIS CRUD.

BUT IT WAS NERVOUS.

しかし、それは冷徹だった。

LITTLE TOOTS.

LITTLE TOOTS.

HAPPENS TO EVERYBODY.

誰にでも起こることだ

>> James: THAT'S A LOVELY STORY.

>> ジェームズ素敵なお話ですね。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

YEAH, THE STORY IS -- >> James: LOVELY STORY.

物語は... >> ジェームズLOVELY STORY.

IF YOU NEED A SUMMARY, ONE TIME I BROUGHT A DOG ON THE

概要が必要な場合は、私が犬を乗せて旅をしたことがあります。

PLANE AND I THOUGHT IT MADE A DOODY BUT IT JUST MADE A TOOT.

飛行機と私はそれがおもちゃを作ったと思ったが、それはちょうど歯を作った。

>> James:ING I THINK WE'VE GOT IT.

>>ジェームス:ING I THINK WE VE GOT IT.

>> SO HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN GOING FOR ME IN QUARANTINE?

>> SO HOW HAVE THINGS BEEN GOING FOR ME IN QUARANTINE?

FANTASTIC.

素晴らしい

>> James: YOU'RE SUCH A BRILLIANT COMEDIC PERFORMER.

>> ジェームズ君は本当に素晴らしいコメディ俳優だな。

YOU'RE SO GREAT.

君は最高だよ

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS EARLY IN YOUR CAREERS YOU GOT YOUR

WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW IS EARLY IN YOUR CAREERS YOU GOT YOUR

STRIPES PERFORMING COMEDY ON A CRUISE SHIP.

STRIPES PERFORMING COMEDY ON A CRUISE SHIP。

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> James: I'M INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT THAT'S LIKE.

>> ジェームスどんな感じなのか知りたいです。

>> WORKING ON THAT CRUISE SHIP WAS ONE OF THE MOST SUR VEAL,

>> そのクルーズ船で働いていたことは、最高に幸せなことの一つだった。

WEIRDER PARTS TO HAVE THE WHOLE JOURNEY OF BEING AN ENTERTAINE.

WEIRDER PARTS TO HAVE THE WHOLE JOURNEY OF BEING AN ENTERTAINE.

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

IT WAS LIKE A MIX OF, LIKE, ENDLESS LEISURE TIME AND THEN NO

それはまるで、エンドレス・リーサルタイムのミックスのようなもので、それからは何もありませんでした。

ESCAPE.

ESCAPE.

IT WAS LIKE A LUXURY PRISON BECAUSE YOU'RE ON A BOAT AND YOU

贅沢な刑務所のように 船に乗っているからだ

CAN'T GO ANYWHERE AND THERE ARE ALL THESE RULES YOU HAVE TO

CAN'T GO ANYWHERE AND THERE ARE ALL THESE RULES YOU HAVE TO

ABIDE BY BUT, AT THE SAME TIME, LIKE AT 11:00 AT NIGHT, YOU CAN

しかし、同じ時間、例えば夜の11時には、あなたはそれに従うことができます。

GO GET CREPES.

クレッペスを捕まえろ

( LAUGHTER ) THAT WAS, LIKE, MY FIRST

( LAUGHTER ) これが最初だったわ

EXPERIENCE WITH REAL -- BECAUSE THE FIRST CRUISE, YOU DID TWO

EXPERIENCE WITH REAL -- BECAUSE THE FIRST CRUISE, YOU DID TWO

TOURS FOR FOUR MONTHS.

4ヶ月間のツアー。

THE FIRST ONE WAS OUT OF NEW YORK CITY, AND THAT WAS THE

最初のものはニューヨーク市からで、それが最初のものでした。

FIRST TIME I MET, YOU KNOW, LONG ISLAND, STATEN ISLAND,

FIRST TIME I MET, YOU KNOW, LONG ISLAND, STATEN ISLAND,

GUIDO'S WITH THE HAIRCUT AND THAT.

髪型や髪型のことを考えている人。

THE FIRST CRUISE YOU'RE JUST A PERSON ON A CRUISE, THEN THE

THE FIRST CRUISE YOU'RE JUST A PERSON ON A CRUISE, THEN THE

SECOND SHOW WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE SHOW, YOU WALK AROUND

SECOND SHOW WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS THE SHOW, YOU WALK AROUND

AND THEY SAY, LET ME BUY YOU A SHOT!

AND THEY SAY, LET ME BUY YOU A SHOT!

THIS GUY'S HILARIOUS, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ON "SNL"!

こいつはヒラリウスだ！SNLに出るんだ！

GETTING NUGGETS.

ナゲット

YOU SON-OF-A-GUN!

YOU SON-OF-A-GUN!

THAT WAS FUN TO BE THE CHAMPION OF THE GUIDOS.

THAT WAS FUN TO BE THE CHAMPION OF THE GUIDOS.

THEN THE FALL TOUR HAPPENS AND YOU GO TO BARR HARBOR, QUEBEC

THEN THE FALL TOUR HAPPENS AND YOU GO TO BARR HARBOR, QUEBEC

CITY TO WATCH THE LEAVES CHANGE, AND ALL THE PARTY BOYS ARE GONE

CITY TO WATCH THE LEAVES CHANGE, AND ALL THE PARTY BOYS ARE GONE

AND THEY PUT ON ANDREWS SISTERS IN THE PA, EVERYONE'S IN BED BY

そしてアンドリューズ姉妹をPAに入れて みんな寝るまでには

7:00 P.M.

午後7時

>> James: OH, WOW.

>> ジェームズああ、すごい。

BUT A SHORT LINE AT THE CRAP STANDS.

しかし、CRAP STANDSのところで短いLINE。

>> YOU KNOW IT, MY MAN.

>> お前は知っているはずだ

>> James: LET'S CALCULATE YOU ON YOUR BRILLIANT NEW SITCOM

>> ジェームスあなたの素晴らしい新しいサイトコムを評価しましょう

"B-POSITIVE."

"B-POSITIVE"

IT HAS THE MOST INCREDIBLE REVIEWS.

それは、最も信じられないほどのレビューを持っています。

TELL THEM WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.

何のことか、誰とプレイしているのかを伝えてください。

>> I PLAY A MAN WHO NEEDS A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT AND WHO

>> 私は腎臓移植が必要な男を演じます

DOESN'T HAVE A LONG LIST OF FRIENDS AND HE GOES THROUGH THEM

長い友人のリストを持っておらず、彼らを介して行く。

QUICKLY, AND HE STUMBLES ON SOMEONE HE HASN'T KNOWN SINCE

素早く、そして今まで知らなかった人に 出くわしてしまう。

HIGH SCHOOL.

高校だ

SHE'S A BIT OF A MESS BUT GENEROUSLY OFFERS TO DONATE HER

SHE'S A BIT OF A MESS BUT GENEROUSLY OFFERS TO DONATE HER...

KIDNEY AND IT'S THE COMING TOGETHER OF TWO VERY DIFFERENT

KIDNEY AND IT'S THE COMING TOGETHER OF TWO VERY DIFFERENT

WORLDS.

WORLDS.

>> James: HAVE YOU ENJOYED SSILICON VALLEY, A MORE

>> ジェームズあなたはSSILICON VALLEYを楽しんだことがありますか？

TRADITIONAL NETWORK COMEDY?

TRADITIONAL NETWORK COMEDY?

>> YEAH, I WAS TALKING TO REGGIE, BEING IN SMALL COMICS

>> レジーと話してたんだけど、スモールコミックスの中にいて。

AND DOING THE MOST ALIENATING COMEDY I CAN THINK OF.

そして、私が思いつく中で、最もアリなコメディをしています。

TO DO SOMETHING WITH SUCH BIG APPEAL IS FUN.

こんなに大きなアピールで何かをするのは楽しいです。

THE DELIVERY OF IT IS KIND OF LIKE A PLAY.

それの配達は、一種の演劇のようなものだ。

YOU'RE ON SETS THAT DONT'S HAVE A WALL, RIGHT?

YOU'RE ON SETS THAT DONT'S HAVE A WALL, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

AND THE PILOT WE GOT TO SHOOT IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE.

観客の前で撮影したパイロットも

I WAS, LIKE, OKAY, I GET THE EXCHANGE.

私は、私は、ようだった、OKAY、私は交換を取得します。

NOW WE'RE JUST HOLDING FOR LAUGHS WITH ABOUT THAT, WITH THE

今は笑い話にしているだけだよ

CREW GOING -- ( SMALL LAUGH )

クルーが行く -- ( SMALL LAUGH )

>> James: AND THEY'LL SHOW THAT TO AN AUDIENCE AND PUT THE

>> ジェームズ視聴者にそれを見せて

LAUGHS ON.

笑う。

>> YEAH, ACTUALLY I DON'T KNOW THEIR PROCESS.

>> 仝ええ、実際には、私はそのプロセスを知らない。

I'M SURE THEY'VE GOT HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS OF LAUGHS

何時間も何時間も何時間も 笑いに満ちた時間を過ごしてきました

RECORDED THAT THEY CAN, LIKE -- SOMEONE TOLD ME -- MIKE JUDD

記録されていることは、まるで...誰かが教えてくれた...マイク・ジャッド

TOLD ME A STORY ABOUT -- MIKE AND ALEC BURKE WHO WROTE FOR

私に物語を聞かせてくれたのは...

SEINFELD TOLD ME HOW THEY WOULD GO, AND I DON'T KNOW IF HE STILL

指名人がどうやって行くか教えてくれたが まだ分からない

WORKS IN THE BUSINESS, BUT APPARENTLY THERE IS A GUY WHO

事業で働いていますが、明らかに男がいます。

DOES THE LAUGH TRACKS FOR A LOT OF SITCOMS.

DOES THE LAUGH TRACKS FOR A LOT OF SITCOMS.

HE'S BEEN IN BUSINESS A LONG TIME.

彼は長い間ビジネスをしてきた

HE'LL WATCH IT, AND HE HAS AN OLD, ARCHAIC MACHINES AND HE

彼はそれを見て 古い機械を持っていて

DOES SLIDERS, FADES THE LAUGHS, AND THERE ARE FOOT PEDALS.

スライダーをして、笑いをフェードして、フットペダルがあります。

>> James: NO!

>> ジェームズ駄目だ！

AND HE IS APPARENTLY THE MOST STOIC MAN.

そして、彼は、おそらく最も頑固な男です。

''S A DEAD BEEN MAN CONTROLLING ALL THE LAUGHTER

''S A DEAD BEEN MAN CONTROLLING ALL THE LAUGHTER

( LAUGHING ) THAT'S THE LEGEND.

( LAUGHING ) それが伝説です。