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  • ♪ >> Stephen: HELLO, EVERYBODY.

    ♪ >> スティーブンこんにちは、皆さん。

  • WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

    レイトショーへようこそ

  • FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "SILICON VALLEY" AROUND HIS

    FOLKS, YOU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "SILICON VALLEY" AROUND HIS

  • COMEDY SPECIAL "MIDDLEDITCH AND

    COMEDY SPECIAL "MIDDLEDITCH AND

  • SCHWARTZ."

    シュヴァルツ"

  • HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" IS ON CBS.

    彼の新番組「B POSITIVE」がCBSで放送されています。

  • PLEASE WELCOME, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

    PLEASE WELCOME, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH!

  • HELLO, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, HOW ARE YOU?

    HELLO, THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, HOW ARE YOU?

  • >> JUST DANDY.

    >> JUST DANDYです。

  • I HAVE A FULL THREE DIMENSIONAL AUDIO SET UP.

    I HAVE A FULL THREE DIMENSIONAL AUDIO SET UP.

  • >> Stephen: WITH YOU WEARING THE HEAD SET, I FEEL I'M A

    >> スティーブン:あなたがヘッドセットを装着していると、私は自分自身を感じます。

  • NONCHARACTER PLAYER IN A VIDEO GAME.

    NONCHARACTER PLAYER IN A VIDEO GAME.

  • >> WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS OFFBRAND?

    >> WHAT ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE BEFORE YOU IS OFFBRAND?

  • >> Stephen: AND A SPIRAL STAIRCASE, THE LEAST EFFICIENT

    >> スティーブン:そしてスパイラル階段、最も効率的な

  • FORM OF STAIRS CASE POSSIBLE.

    可能性のあるステアーズケースの形態。

  • >> WELL NOT IF YOU WANT TO CONSERVE HORIZONTAL SPACE.

    >> WELL NOT IF YOU WANT TO CONSERVE HORIZONTAL SPACE.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TIME FOR.

    >> スティーブン時間があるのはそれだけだ

  • >> OKAY.

    >>OKAY。

  • >> Stephen: SO GOOD TO SEE YOU, THOMAS.

    >> 会えて良かったよ、スティーブン。

  • AS ALWAYS.

    いつものように

  • NOW, YOU SUPPORTED BIDEN, RIGHT?

    NOW, YOU SUPPORTED BIDEN, RIGHT?

  • >> ALLEGEDLY, YEAH.

    >> ALLEGEDLY, YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: BUT YOU'RE A CANADIAN SO YOU CAN'T VOTE.

    >> スティーブン:しかし、あなたはカナダ人なので、あなたは投票することはできません。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: SO THAT MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH.

    >> スティーブン:それは大変だったに違いない。

  • HOW DID YOU HEAR THE GOOD NEWS?

    HOW DID YOU HEAR THE GOOD NEWS?

  • >> I WAS ASLEEP AND WOKE UP TO THE BANGING OF POTS AND HOOTING

    >> 眠っていて目が覚めたら、鍋の音とフーチングが聞こえてきました。

  • AND HOLLERING IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, YEAH.

    そして、私の近所にいること。

  • >> Stephen: THAT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN

    >> スティーブン:それは、多くの人が住んでいる人に起こります。

  • CITIES.

    シティーズ

  • >> LIBERAL STATES.

    >> リベラルステート。

  • >> Stephen: RRRRRR!

    >> スティーブンRRRRRRRR!

  • WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR THOSE POTS AND PANS?

    誰がその鍋とパンの代金を払うんだ?

  • MAKING ALL THAT RACQUET!

    MAKING ALL THAT RACQUET!

  • >> YOU AND THOSE SKATEBOARDERS!

    >> あなたとあのスケートボーダーたち!

  • >> Stephen: DID YOU GRAB YOUR OWN POT AND PAN AND BANG ON

    >> スティーブン:自分の鍋をつかんで、鍋とパンと叩いたのか?

  • THINGS?

    THINGS?

  • >> I DID A COUPLE OF HOOTS.

    >> 私は2組のフートをしました。

  • I DID A COUPLE OF WHOO!

    私はクープル・オブ・フーをしました!

  • BUT I WAS JOINING IN ON THAT TYPE OF REVEL RI.

    でも、私はそのタイプのレヴェルRIに参加していました。

  • >> Stephen: IS THAT YOU OR JUST CANADIAN.

    >> スティーブン:それはあなたですか、それともただのカナダ人。

  • >> PROBABLY A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.

    >> 多分、両方のほんの少し。

  • I WASN'T DRUNK ENOUGH AT 9:00 A.M. TO HOOT AND HOLLER.

    午前9時には酔いも覚めていなかったので、 飲酒運転をしていました。

  • >> Stephen: WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING A CANADIAN LIVING THROUGH

    >> スティーブン: カナダで生活しているとどんな感じですか?

  • AN AMERICAN ELECTION?

    AN AMERICAN ELECTION?

  • BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS LIKE THIS ONE.

    BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ELECTIONS LIKE THIS ONE.

  • >> YEAH.

    >> YEAH.

  • IT'S WEIRD TO WANT A CERTAIN OUTCOME SO BAD AND BE POWERLESS

    特定の結果を望んで無力になるのはおかしい

  • AND BEING OTHER, LIKE, HEY, I HOPE YOU GUYS PULL IT TOGETHER

    そして他の人と同じように、HEY, I HOPE YOU GUYS PULL IT TOGETHERみたいな。

  • AND VOTE.

    と投票してください。

  • MEANWHILE, I HAVE MY TEST HERE WITING IN LINE.

    MEANWHILE, IAVE MY TEST HERE WITING IN LINE.

  • >> Stephen: ARE YOU APPLYING FOR CITIZENSHIP?

    >> スティーブン:市民権を申請しますか?

  • >> I HAVE BEEN IN MY WAITING TO TAKE THE TEST FOR LIKE A YEAR.

    >> I HAVE BEEN IN MY WAITING TO TAKE THE TEST FOR LIKE A YEAR.

  • >> Stephen: OKAY.

    >> スティーブンいいわよ

  • BECAUSE I WAS WONDERING WHAT THESE -- I'VE GOT THESE

    私はこれが何なのか疑問に思っていたから...私はこれを持っています。

  • QUESTIONS FROM THE CITIZENSHIP TEST, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I

    QUESTIONS FROM THE CITIZENSHIP TEST, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I

  • COULD PEPPER THIS INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS.

    COULD PEPPER THIS INTERVIEW WITH SOME OF THE QUESTIONS.

  • >> BUT I HAVEN'T -- I NEED YOU TO KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN STUDYING

    >> BUT I HAVEN'T -- I NEED YOU TO KNOW I HAVEN'T BEEN STUDYING

  • FOR A YEAR.

    FOR A YEAR.

  • >> Stephen: IT DOESN'T MATTER.

    >> スティーブンどうでもいい

  • MAYBE YOU'RE A NATURAL.

    あなたは自然人かもしれません。

  • MAYBE YOU'RE A NATURAL.

    あなたは自然人かもしれません。

  • >> OKAY.

    >>OKAY。

  • OKAY.

    分かった

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: AND YOU ARE --

    ( LAUGHTER ) >> スティーブン。君は...

  • OKAY, RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND SAY, I, STATE YOUR NAME.

    右手を上げて名前を言え

  • >> I THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.

    >> I THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH.

  • WOULD HIKE TO RIDE AN EAGLE.

    鷹に乗るのが好きなんだ

  • >> I WOULD LIKE TO RIDE AN EAGLE.

    >> 鷹に乗りたい。

  • >> Stephen: AND KISS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

    >> スティーブン:そして、リバティの文字にキスをしてください。

  • >> AND KISS THAT SWEET ST STATUE LIBERTY.

    >> そして、その甘い国のリバティにキスしてください。

  • >> Stephen: NEXT QUESTION.

    >> スティーブン次の質問です。

  • WITH VERBAL CONSENT.

    WITH VERBAL CONSENT.

  • >> Stephen: WITH 100 PERCENT CONSENT.

    >> スティーブン100%の同意を得て

  • SHE HAS THE TORCH.

    彼女はトーチを持っている

  • YOU DON'T MESS WITH HER.

    彼女に手を出すな

  • WHAT IS THE SUPREME LAW OF THE LAND IN THE UNITED STATES?

    米国における土地の最高法規とは何か?

  • THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION.

    THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION.

  • >> THE CONSTITUTION.

    >> THE CONSTITUTION.

  • >> Stephen: DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!

    >> スティーブン:ディン、ディン、ディン、ディン、ディン、ディン!

  • OKAY.

    分かった

  • WELL, WELCOME TO CBS, WELCOME TO THE EYE.

    WELL, WELCOME TO CBS, WELCOME TO THE EYE.

  • WELCOME TO THE TIFFANY.

    WELCOME TO THE TIFFANY.

  • >> YES.

    >> YES!>>>>>>>>YES

  • >> Stephen: THE SHOW IS "B POSITIVE" ABOUT A MAN WHO

    >> スティーブン:ショーは「Bポジティブ」な男について

  • NEEDS A KIDNEY DONOR.

    NEEDS A KIDNEY DONOR.

  • WOULD YOU GIVE SOMEBODY YOUR KIDNEY?

    WOULD YOU GIVE SOMEBODY YOUR KIDNEY?

  • >> IT DEPENDS ENTIRELY WHO BUT IN THEORY, YES.

    >> それは完全に誰に依存しているが、理論上はそうだ。

  • >> Stephen: YOU'RE THEORETICALLY GIVING AND

    >> スティーブン:あなたは理論的に与えています。

  • ALTRUISTIC, BUT I HAVE TO LIKE THE GUY.

    ALTRUISTIC, BUT I HAVE TO LIKE THE GUY.

  • >> OR GIRL.

    >> ω・)ノ オールガールです。

  • I DO HAVE IT ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE THAT YOU CAN JUST

    I DO HAVE IT ON MY DRIVER'S LICENSE THAT YOU CAN JUST

  • HARVEST ALL THE ORGANS.

    HARVEST ALL THE ORGANS.

  • GET THEM OUT OF ME.

    私の外に出して

  • >> Stephen: BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT TILL YOU'RE DEAD FOR THAT.

    >> そのためには、あなたが死ぬまで待たなければなりません。

  • >> SURE, BUT THERE ARE WAYS OF MAKING THAT HAPPEN.

    >> SURE, BUT THERE ARE WAYS OF MAKING THAT HAPPEN.

  • WHY AM I PLOTTING MY OWN MURDER.

    なぜ私は自分の殺人を計画しているのか。

  • >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE IT.

    >> Stephen: I DON'DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE IT.

  • >> YEAH.

    >> YEAH.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT STOPS ONE BRANCH OF GOVERNMENT FROM

    >> スティーブン:政府の一つのブランチが何を止めるのか?

  • BECOMING TOO POWERFUL?

    強くなりすぎているのか?

  • >> CHECKS AND BALANCES.

    >> CHECKS AND BALANCES.

  • >> Stephen: BANG, BABY!

    >> スティーブンバン、ベイビー!

  • YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY.

    YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY.

  • IS THAT REAL?

    それは現実なのか?

  • >> Stephen: YES, CHECKS AND BALANCES, THAT'S THE REAL

    >> スティーブン:はい、チェックとバランス、それは本当です。

  • ANSWER.

    ANSWER.

  • >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS AN OFFICIAL TERM.

    >> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS AN OFFICIAL TERM.

  • I JUST HEAR THAT ON THE NEWS.

    ニュースで聞いたわ

  • >> Stephen: NAME ONE THING BENJAMIN FRANKLIN WAS FAMOUS

    >> スティーブンベンジャミン・フランクリンが有名だったことを一つ挙げてください。

  • FOR.

    FOR.

  • PUT TEN SECONDS ON THE CLOCK, PLEASE.

    10秒だけ待ってくれ

  • >> BEN FRANK RINE WAS FAMOUS FOR JUMPING THAT DIRT BIKE OVER ALL

    >> BEN FRANK RINE WAS FAMOUS FOR JUMPING THAT DIRT BIKE OVER ALL

  • THOSE CARS AND -- >> Stephen: EXACTLY.

    その車と... >> スティーブンまさにその通り

  • WIPED OUT, WITH ♪ ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN

    WIPED OUT, WITH ♪ I'M PROUD TO BE AMERICAN ♪

  • IN THE BACKGROUND.

    背景には

  • >> Stephen: HE WIPED OUT AND INVENTED THE HIP PIN AS A

    >> スティーブン彼は全滅してヒップピンを発明した

  • RESULT.

    結果。

  • FIRST POST MASTER GENERAL WHO STARTED THE FIRST FREE

    FIRST POST MASTER GENERAL WHO STARTED THE FIRST FREE

  • LIBRARIES.

    LIBRARIES.

  • I HOPE YOU WILL PLAY AGAIN.

    I HOPE YOU WILL PLAY AGAIN.

  • BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU HOME ARE OUR CONSOLATION PRIZE,

    BUT WE'RE GOING TO SEND YOU HOME ARE OUR CONSOLATION PRIZE,

  • YOU'RE A FAMOUS TV STAR.

    あなたは有名なテレビスターですよね。

  • >> PLEASE, STEPHEN, CAN I STAY?

    >> お願いだから泊まってもいい?

  • >> Stephen: YOU CAN STAY, YOU JUST CAN'T VOTE YET.

    >> スティーブン:あなたは滞在することができますが、あなたはまだ投票することはできません。

  • HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" AIRS THURSDAYS AT 8:30 ON CBS.

    HIS NEW SHOW "B POSITIVE" AIRS木曜8:30 ON CBS.

  • THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

    THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

  • THANK YOU, THOMAS.

    THANK YOU, THOMAS.

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