>> STILL HOURS UNTIL THE POLLS CLOSE.

>> 投票が終わるまでまだ時間がある。

>> THE UGLIEST CAMPAIGN WE'VE EVER SEEN.

>> 今までに見た中で最も醜いキャンペーン。

>> THE NATION STILL REELING FROM THE DEADLIEST PANDEMIC EVER

>> >> 今もなお、史上最悪のパンデミックに悩まされている国家

SEEN.

SEEN.

>> THE QUESTION ALL OF AMERICA IS ASKING: ARE WE ( BLEEP ).

>> THE QUESTION ALL OF AMERICA IS ASKING: ARE WE ( BLEEP ).

>> WITH MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS STILL TO BE COUNTED, CNN

>> WITH MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS STILL TO BE COUNTED, CNN

IS NOW READY TO PROJECT... TOO EARLY TO CALL.

今すぐプロジェクトに準備ができています...電話するには早すぎた

>> TOO EARLY TO CALL, HUH?

>> 電話するには早すぎたか？

WAIT TILL THEY GET A L LOAD OF M ( LAUGHING )

待っててくれよ Mがいっぱい来るまで（笑）

>> THIS ELECTION, SO HISTORIC, SO CRUCIAL.

>> この選挙は歴史的で危機的なものだ

WHO WILL THE PEOPLE CHOOSE?

国民は誰を選ぶのか？

PERHAPS A PRESIDENT WHO DOES NOT WISH TO MURDER ME.

私を殺したくない大統領がいる

ONLY TIME WILL TELL.

時間が経てばわかる

>> SORRY TO INTERRUPT, WORLD, IT'S YOUR ONCE AND FUTURE

>> 邪魔してごめんなさい 世界よ あなたの今しかない未来よ

PRESIDENT HERE, WITH AN IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE.

PRESIDENT HERE, WITH AN IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATE.

I SMELL A LANDSLIDE!

地滑りの匂いを嗅げ！

( CHEERING ).

( CHEERING )。

>> EXCUSE ME, SENATOR, MASKS ARE REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT.

>> >> EXCUSE ME,SENATOR, MASKS ARE REQUIRED BEYOND THIS POINT.

>> OH, SILLY ME.

笑） >> OH, SILLY ME.

OFF TO THE ( BLEEP ) PIT.

ピットに向かって

I HAVE DEFEATED THE CHINA VIRUS!

I HAVE DEFEATED THE CHINA VIRUS!

AND NOW, HERE TONIGHT, I WILL DEFEAT THE CHINA BIDEN.

AND NOW, HERE TONIGHT, I WILL DEFEAT THE CHINA BIDEN.

BILL BARR, LET'S CLOSE THE POLLS!

ビル・バール 世論調査を終わらせよう！

>> YES, MR. PRESIDENT.

>> はい、MR.大統領

>> WHAT THE ( BLEEP )?

>> WHAT THE ( BLEEP )?

WHY ARE YOU NAKED?

WHY ARE YOU NAKED?

>> WE'RE ON SHOWTIME.

>> WE'RE ON SHOWTIME.

I CAN SHOW FULL FRONTAL, MR. PRESIDENT.

私は正面から見てもいいですよ、MR.大統領

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NOW, LET'S LOOK THEM UP.

NOW, LET'S LOOK THEM UP.

>> TIME TO PUT THE "DICK" IN "DICTATOR."

>> TIME TO PUT THE "DICK" IN "DICTATOR."

♪ ♪ ♪ SEE, AMERICA, A LANDSLIDE!

♪ SEE, AMERICA, A LDSLIDE!

TONIGHT, WE CELEBRATE ON THE STREETS OF D.C. THIS DEMOCRACY.

今夜、我々はD.C.の路上で祝う この民主主義。

>> Stephen: BREAKING NEWS, I AM NOW LOCKED IN A POLLING PLACE

>> スティーブン: BREAKING NEWS, I AM LOCKED IN A POLLING PLACE.

WITH HUNDREDS OF VOTERS, AND ONLY ONE BATHROOM.

数十万人の有権者がいて トイレは一つだけ

IT SEEMS CHILI WAS A BAD LUNCH CHOICE.

それは、チリは悪い昼食の選択だったようだ。

THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND: WHERE IS JOE BIDEN?

THE QUESTION ON EVERYONE'S MIND: WHERE IS JOE BIDEN?

>> I'M AWAKE!

>> I'M AWAKE!

AM I PRESIDENT YET?

AM I PRESIDENT YET?

>> NO, IT'S THE JOE SIGNAL.

>> NO, IT'S THE JOE SIGNAL.

WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

WE KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.

>> THERE'S A TRAIN COMING?

>> THERE'S A TRAIN COMING?

I HAVE TO GET MY BAGS!

I HAVE TO GET MY BAGS!

>> NO, DEMOCRACY IS IN JEOPARDY!

>> いや、民主主義は情けない！」と言っていたが、それが現実になってしまった。

>> OH, RIGHT, THE THING.

>> OH, RIGHT, THE THING.

TO THE BIDEN BASEMENT.

バイデンベースメントへ

♪ ♪ ♪ ( "Y.M.C.A." )

♪ ♪ ('Y.M.C.A.' )

>> WHAT A LANDSLIDE, HUH, FOLKS?

>> >> WHAT A LANDSLIDE, HUH, FOLKS?

HERE'S YOUR STUPID STIMULUS, SUCKERS!

HERE'S YOUR STUPID STIMULUS, SUCKERS!

♪ YOUNG MAN, GET YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND ♪

♪ YOUNG MAN, GET YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND ♪

READ IN THE CORONAVIRUS.

READ IN THE CORONAVIRUS.

DON'T LET IT DOMINATE YOU.

それに支配されるなよ

DON'T BE AFRAID!

恐れるな！

YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER!

YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL 20 YEARS YOUNGER!

♪ I SAID YOUNG MAN, WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ON... ♪

♪ I SAID YOUNG MAN, WHEN YOU'RE SHORT ON... ♪

>> MEGA-MAY GO-MEGA.

>> MEGA-MAY GO-MEGA.

MONEY-MONEY-MONEY.

MONEY-MONEY-MONEY-MONEY。

WHO DO YOU TRUST?

誰を信じる？

ME?

私？

I'M GIVING AWAY FREE VACCINES.

無料でワクチンを提供しています。

( LAUGHING ) ERIC HELP ME OUT!

( LAUGHING ) ERIC HELP ME OUT!

AND WHERE IS JOE BIDEN?

ジョー・バイデンはどこ？

HE'S AT HOME WASHING HIS MASK!

彼は家でマスクを洗ってる！

>> I GOT ICE CREAM ON IT, GEEZ!

>> >> I GOT GOT ICE CREAM ON IT, GEEZ!

FOCUS, JOE, TIME TO SUIT UP!

集中しろ ジョー スーツを着ろ！

TO THE BIDEN MOBILE!

TO THE BIDEN MOBILE!

COME ON!

来いよ！

WE'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.

彼を止めないと

>> HERE TEAR GAS ASS IS GRASS.

>> ここではティアガスのお尻は草です。

>> WHY IS HE NAKED?

>> なぜ彼は隠れているのか？

>> IT'S SHOWTIME, JOE!

>> ショータイムよ ジョー！

>> ALL RIGHT,.

>> ALL RIGHT,.

>> REDACT THIS, BITCH!

>> 訂正してくれよ、ビッチ！

>> THIS IS TURNING ME ON!

>> これは私を魅了しています！

>> WE'VE BEEN FREED, AND JUST IN TIME TO USE THE LITTLE ANCHOR'S

>> 私たちは自由になりました 小さなアンカーを使う時間に間に合いました

ROOM.

部屋

>> SKIPETY-DO FOLKS.

>> SKIPETY-DO FOLKS.

>> E.T., GO VOTE!

>> E.T. GO VOTE!

>> DUMP TRUMP.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> I KNEW HE WAS JUICEIN'.

>> 彼がジューシーなのは分かっていました。

>> COME ON, YOU SLEEPY BASTARD!

>> COME ON, YOU SLEEPY BASTARD!

TIME TO STOP THE MALARKEY, YOU LYING DOG-FACED PONY CLOWN!

TIME TO STOP THE MALARKEY, YOU LYING DOG-FACED PONY CLOWN!

LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN.

LET'S SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN.

HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO GO AWAY, 130,000.

どのくらいかかるのかな？13万ドルだ

>> YOU CAN MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO PERRY CUOMO.

>> YOU CAN MAKE THE CHECK OUT TO PERRY CUOMO.

>> I GUESS WE'RE DOING THIS.

>> 俺たちはこれをやるんだな。

>> REPORTER, JUST YOU AND ME NOW.

>> 記者、今は二人きりです。

MONO E-- ERIC!

Ｅ...エリック！

>> I LOVE YOU, DAD!

>> AND LOVE YOU, DAD!

>> YOU LOSE, JOE.

>>お前の負けだよ、ジョー。

>> WHATEVER HAPPENED-- UGH!

>> 何が起こったのか...

TO DEMOCRACY?

民主主義に？

>> MAYBE I'M IMMUNE.

>> メイビー・アイムーンです。

I DON'T KNOW.

私は知らない

>> NOT SO FAST.

>> そうでもないのに。

PERSON.

PERSON.

>> WOMAN.

>> 女性の方です。

>> MAN.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> CAMERA.

>> カメラ。

TV.

テレビを見て

AND WE'RE LIVE.

AND WE'RE LIVE.

>> DEMOCRACY DON'T DIE THAT EASY, JACK.

>> 民主主義は簡単には死なないわ

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE STILL GOT A SAY WHO WINS AND WHO LOSES.

アメリカの人々はまだ誰が勝つと誰が失うと言うことを得た。

>> STAY BACK!

>> >> STAY BACK!

I GOTTA STAY PRESIDENT!

私は大統領のままでいなければならない！

I'M 400 MILLION IN DEBT TO SOME REALLY BAD UKRAINIANS!

私は4億ドルの借金をしている 本当に悪いウクライナ人に！

NOW PUT THE DEMOCRACY DOWN, AND NOBODY GETS HURT.

今すぐ民主主義を下に置いて、誰も傷つくことはありません。

OH, MAN, WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!

静かにしてくれ！

BA-BA-BING.

BA-BA-BING.

>> IT'S RIGGED!

>> IT'S RIGGED!

THEY'RE ALL RIGGED!

THEY'RE ALL RIGGED!

A-HA-HA-HA!

アハハハハハ！

I HATE EVERYBODY!

私はすべての人が嫌いだ！

WHAT ABOUT HILLARY'S EMAILS?

ヒラリーのメールは？

>> YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS SAID IT WAS GOING TO DISAPPEAR.

>> YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS SAID IT WAS GOING TO DISAPPEAR.

>> LIKE A MIRACLE.

>> 蜃気楼のように。

( SPLASH ) >> NEW PRESIDENT!

( SPLASH ) >> NEW PRESIDENT!

>> OH, CRAP, THIS AIN'T OVER!

EVERYONE KEEP COUNTING THE VOTES!

誰もが投票を数えてください！