HOW ARE YOU, TIG?

HOW ARE YOU, TIG?

THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THE WORLD?

世界にはこんなにたくさんのことが起こっているのか？

ARE YOU WELL AND ARE YOU COPING?

ARE YOU WELL AND ARE YOU COPING?

>> I AM COPING, AND I AM WELL.

>> 私は対処しているし、元気だよ。

OBVIOUSLY A LOT OF WORK STILL NEEDS TO BE DONE OUT

まだまだ多くの作業が必要であることは明らかです。

IN THE WORLD.

世界の中で

I'M FEELING POSITIVE ABOUT POSSIBILITIES AND

私は可能性についてポジティブに感じています。

CHANGES -- >> James: YEAH.

ジェームズジェームス: はい。

>> BUT, YEAH, ALL IS WELL IN MY WORLD.

>> しかし、YEAH, ALL IS WELL IN MY WORLD.

>> James: WELL, THAT'S GOOD.

>> ジェームスそれは良かった

I'M THRILLED.

I'M THRILLED.

WE'VE ALL BEEN SPENDING TIME IN OUR HOUSE.

WE'VE ALL BE BE BE NEVER SPENDING TIME IN OUR HOUSE.

AND YOU, LIKE MANY OF US, HAVE BEEN SPENDING TIME

そしてあなたは、私たちのように、多くの人が時間を費やしてきました。

WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOUR TWINS.

WITH YOUR WIFE AND YOUR TWINS.

WHAT HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED ABOUT EACH OTHER DURING

WHAT HAVE YOU ALL LEARNED ABOUT EACH OTHER DURING

THIS TIME?

今回は？

>> WELL (laughing), WE'VE LEARNED, I THINK,

THAT WE REALLY DO LOVE EACH OTHER.

私たちは本当にお互いを愛しています。

[LAUGHTER] >> AND WE'VE ALSO LEARNED

>> AND WE VE ALSO LEARNED

THAT -- I GUESS I'M A -- I GUESS I'M A QUIET WALKER,

私は...私は...私は静かな歩行者だと思う。

OR SOMETHING, BECAUSE MY WIFE, NO MATTER WHEN SHE

それか何か、私の妻が原因で、彼女がいつであろうと関係なく

SEES ME LEAVE THE ROOM, WHATEVER ROOM IT IS IN, NO

SEES ME LEAVE THE ROOM, WHATEVER ROOM IT IS IN, NO

MATTER HOW LONG I'M GONE, EVERY TIME I COME BACK AND

どれだけ長く離れていても、毎回戻ってきては

I TURN THE CORNER, SHE'S LIKE, OH, GOSH, YOU SCARED

角を曲がると彼女はまるで...ああ、ゴッシュ、あなたが怖いのね

ME.

me.

[LAUGHTER] >> AND I'M, LIKE, I LIVE

私は、私は、私は生きています。

HERE.

ここです。

WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GOING ON IN OUR HOUSE?

私たちの家で何が起こっていると思いますか？

YEAH.

ああ

NO MATTER WHAT.

NO MATTER WHAT.

AND I'M THERE ALL OF THE TIME.

AND I'M THERE ALL OF THE TIME.

I'VE BEEN THERE SINCE MARCH 13th, AND STILL,

3月13日からそこにいますが、まだです。

OH, GOSH!

OH, GOSH!

>> James: IT IS A LONG TIME TO BE IN LOCKDOWN

>> ジェームス: ロックダウンするには長い時間がかかります。

WITH A PARTNER.

パートナーと一緒に

I SAID TO MY WIFE A WHILE AGO, I WAS, LIKE, NORMALLY

私は少し前に妻に言った 私は、まるで、いつものように。

IF WE'RE APART, WE'LL SORT OF SPEND TIME -- WE'LL

私たちが離れていたら、私たちはちょっとした時間を過ごすことになります...

MAKE PLANS TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER.

MAKE PLANS TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER.

AND I ACTUALLY SAID TO HER THE OTHER DAY, DOES THIS

先日彼女に言ったんだけど、これはどうなの？

MEAN THAT -- AFTER THIS IS FINISHED, WE MAKE PLANS TO

MEAN THAT -- AFTER THIS IS FINISHED, WE MAKE PLANS TO

SPEND TIME APART?

SPEND TIME APART?

AND SHE WAS, LIKE, I HOPE SO.

彼女は、そうだったと思う。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: BUT WE HAVE

ジェームス.しかし、私たちは持っています。

KIDS IN OUR HOUSE, AND AROUND ABOUT THE AGE OF

我が家の子供たちとその周辺の年齢について

YOURS, BECAUSE YOUR TWINS ARE FOUR.

YOURS, BECAUSE YOUR TWINS ARE FOUR.

HOW IS IT BEING IN THE HOUSE WITH THEM 24/7?

どうやって年中無休で家の中にいるの？

>> IT'S -- IT'S GOOD.

>> IT'S -- IT'S GOOD.

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO KIND OF GET CREATIVE.

YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO KIND OF GET CREATIVE.

LUCKILY THEY'RE BOTH INTO THE SAME THINGS AT THE

LUCKILY THEY'RE BOTH INTO THE SAME THINGS AT THE

SAME TIME.

同じ時間に

>> James: GREAT.

>>ジェームスGREAT.

>> THE TV SHOWS, THE TOYS.

>> テレビ番組、おもちゃ。

THEY'RE INTO THE EXACT SAME THINGS.

THEY'RE INTO THE EXACT SAME THINGS.

AND, YOU KNOW, LIKE MANY PEOPLE WE'VE BEEN ORDERING

そして、あなたが知っているように、私たちが注文していた多くの人々と同じように

A LOT, YOU KNOW, WITH WHATEVER WE NEED IN THE

A LOT, YOU KNOW, WITH WHATEVER WE NEED IN THE

HOUSE.

HOUSE.

>> James: SURE.

>> ジェームズジェームズ: そうです。

>> AND OUR SON, MAX, HAS THIS LARGE CALCULATOR THAT

>> 息子のマックスは、この大きな計算機を持っている。

HIS GRANDFATHER GAVE HIM.

彼の祖先が彼に与えたんだ

AND HE THINKS IT'S HIS iPAD, SO HE SPENDS A

彼は自分のiPadだと思っていて、だからお金を使う。

LOT OF TIME ORDERING LEGOS, AND WE HAVE THIS

レゴを注文する時間のロット、および私たちはこれを持っています。

WINDOW IN THE FRONT OF OUR HOUSE, WHERE WE GO AND

家の前の窓、私たちが行く場所、そして

CHECK FOR DELIVERIES.

CHECK FOR DELIVERIES.

AND EVEN IF I'M NOT EXPECTING SOMETHING, I

何かを期待していなくても、私は

ALWAYS WALK OUT TO THE WINDOW AND SEE IF I'VE

ALWAYS WALK OUT TO THE WINDOW AND SEE IF I'VE

GOTTEN SOMETHING.

GOTTEN SOMETHING.

AND I NOTICED THAT -- WELL, IT'S NOT HARD TO

それに気付いたんだが...それは難しいことじゃない

MISS, BUT MAX WILL WALK OUT TO THE WINDOW WITH HIS

MISS, BUT MAX WILL WALK OUT TO THE WINDOW WITH HIS

CALCULATOR, AND HE'LL BE, LIKE, WHERE THE HELL IS MY

計算機はどこにあるのかな？

PACKAGE?

PACKAGE?

[LAUGHTER] >> AND SO HE IS ALWAYS

彼はいつもそうなんです。

LOOKING FOR THESE LEGOS HE IS ORDERING.

注文しているレゴを探しています。

AND HE WOULD BE, LIKE, I ORDERED THESE DAMN THINGS

そして、彼は、まるで私が注文したかのように、これらのくそったれのものを。

A WEEK AGO.

A WEEK AGO.

THAT'S A NEW DEVELOPMENT.

それは新しい開発です。

THERE IS A LOT OF CURSING IN THE HOUSE.

家の中にはたくさんの呪いがあります。

WE JUST DON'T CORRECT HIM.

私たちは彼を修正していないだけです。

>> James: I KNOW WHY.

>> ジェームズ理由は分かっている。

IT IS FUNNY WHEN A CHILD CURSES.

IT IS FUNNY WHEN A CHILD CURSES.

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS.

誰が何と言おうと気にしない

>> IT IS THE CUTEST THING.

>> IT IS THE CUTEST THING.

>> James: WHAT SORT OF CURSING ARE WE TALKING

>> ジェームスどんな呪いの話をしているんだ？

ABOUT?

ABOUT?

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING.

WHAT ARE THEY SAYING.

>> I MEAN, CAN I SAY IT.

>> 私はそれを言うことができます。

OKAY (bleep).

わかったわ

THE ONLY TIME MY SON, FINN, CURSES IS WHEN HE

THE ONLY TIME MY SON, FINN, CURSES IS WHEN HE

TELLS ON MAX AND HE SAYS MAX (bleep).

TELLS ON MAX AND HE SAYS MAX（ピッピッ）。

AND IT IS THE CUTEST THING.

そして、それは最高にカワイイものです。

AND MY WIFE, SHE DOES NOT EDIT HERSELF AT ALL.

私の妻は自分で自分を編集しないんだ

AND I USED TO -- I DON'T EVEN TRY TO HELP ANYMORE.

以前はもう助けようともしないわ

I USED TO SAY, STEPHANIE, BUT SHE'S LIKE, WHO CARES?

I USED TO SAY STEPHANIE BUT SHE'S LIKE WHO CARES?

THERE IS A LOT OF TRYING TO GET HIMSELF UP ON THE

自分で自分を奮い立たせようとしていることがたくさんあります。

CHAIR, AND HE'LL BE, LIKE, (bleep).

チェア、そして、彼は、そのような、（ピッピッ）。

[LAUGHTER] >> IT'S A REAL JOY.

リアルジョイです。

[LAUGHTER] >> BUT I TAKE CREDIT FOR

でも私が責任を持ってやるわ

TEACHING THEM WORDS AREN'T EXACTLY THE WORD.

TEACHING THEM WORDS AREN'T EXACTLY THE WORD.

IT'S JUST -- >> James: GO ON.

ただの...続けて

>> IT IS A WORD REMOVED.

>> it is a word removed.

LIKE SOMEBODY IS HAVING A BEER.

誰かがビールを飲んでいるようだ

I'LL SAY -- I'LL CALL IT A BREWSKI, AND SO NOW MY

"ブリュースキー "と呼ぶわ

SONS ASK, YOU KNOW, IF I WANT A BREWSKI OR IF

息子たちが聞いてきた ブリュースキーが欲しいか？

STEPHANIE WANTS A BREWSKI.

STEPHANIE WANTS A BREWSKI.

OR HE'LL COME IN AND SAY, ARE YOU HAVING A BREWSKI?

OR HE'LL COME IN AND SAY, ARE YOU HAVING A BREWSKI?

I LIKE THAT.

I LIKE THAT.

I LIKE TEACHING THEM WORDS THAT THEY'RE NOT GOING TO,

彼らに言葉を教えるのが好きなの

FOR SURE, LEARN AT FOUR.

FOR SURE, LEARN AT FOUR.

>> James: MY DAUGHTER IS SIX, AND SHE SAID TO MY

>> ジェームズ私の娘は6歳で、彼女は私に言いました

WIFE, WHEN SHE WAS FIVE -- THEY WERE IN THE CAR, AND

妻が5歳の時に車の中にいて

SHE SAID, MOMMY, YOU KNOW THAT I KNOW A SWEAR WORD.

ママ、ママ、あなたは私が知っていることを知っていると言った。

I KNOW A BAD WORD.

I KNOW A BAD WORD.

AND JOSIE IS LIKE, WHAT WOULD DO YOU KNOW?

AND JOSIE IS LIKE, WHAT WOULD DO YOU KNOW?

AND SHE SAID, I'M SCARED TO SAY IT.

そして彼女は言った、私はそれを言うのが怖いと。

JOSIE SAID YOU CAN SAY IT AND THEN WE'LL TALK ABOUT

JOSIEは言っていいって言ってたわ そして私たちはその話をするって

WHY IT'S BAD.

なぜ悪いのか

AND SHE WENT, ARE YOU SURE?

AND SHE WENT, ARE YOU SURE?

AND THEN KAY WENT, SHE'S A BITCH.

ケイが行ってしまったのよ 彼女はクソ女よ

[LAUGHTER] >> James: SHE'S A BITCH.

ジェームズ.彼女はビッチだ

AND WE HAD TO WORK OUT WHERE SHE HEARD IT FROM.

どこから聞こえてきたのか 突き止める必要があった

AND WE REALIZED SHE ALMOST CERTAINLY HEARD IT FROM MY

私たちは、彼女がほとんど私の口から聞いていたことに気付きました。

WIFE TALKING ABOUT ANOTHER MOM AT THE SCHOOL.

学校で別のママの話をしている妻。

AND IT REALLY UNRAVELED.

そして、それは本当に移動しませんでした。

[LAUGHTER] >> James: NOW, LET'S

ジェームズ.さあ、行こう

TALK ABOUT YOUR NOW PODCAST, "DON'T ASK KATE."

"ケイトに聞くな"

AND IT'S ESSENTIALLY AN ADVICE SHOW.

AND IT'S ESSENTIALLY AN ADVICE SHOW.

WHAT KIND OF ADVICE DO YOU LIKE TO GIVE ON THE SHOW?

どんなアドバイスをしたい？

>> WELL, I LIKE TO GIVE ANY SORT OF ADVICE.

>> 私はどんなアドバイスでもするのが好きなんです。

I LOVE THE IDEA OF BEING HELPFUL TO PEOPLE, LIKE SO

私は人の役に立つという考えが大好きです。

MANY OTHERS ALIVE, I'VE BEEN THROUGH MY SHARE OF

他の多くの人が生きていて、私は自分の分を経験してきました。

STUFF.

STUFF.

AND I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE MY EXPERIENCE AND SHARE

自分の経験を共有できる気がします

THAT.

THAT.

BUT I ALSO HAVE COMEDIANS COME ON, AND THINGS GO A

しかし、私はまた、お笑い芸人が来ると、物事が行くことを持っています。

LITTLE OFF-TRACK AND THERE IS A LOT OF NONSENSE.

LITTLE OFF-TRACK AND THERE IS A LOT OF NONSENSE.

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'VE HAD WILL FARRELL AND REGGIE

BUT, YOU KNOW, WE'VE HAD WILL FARRELL AND REGGIE

WATTS FROM YOUR SHOW.

WATTS FROM YOUR SHOW.

>> James: I'M AWARE OF HIM.

>> ジェームズ私は彼を知っています。

I'M AWARE OF HIS WORK.

I'M AWARE OF HIS WORK.

>> SARAH COOPER, IRA GLASS, INDIGO GIRLS.

>> サラ・クーパー、イラ・グラス、インディゴ・ガールズ。

EDIE PERKEL, WHO WROTE THE THEME SONG.

テーマソングを書いたエディ・パーケル

>> James: YOU'VE BEEN ASKED WHAT TO NAME A PET.

>> ジェームスペットの名前を聞かれたんだろ？

AND DAVE, A PRODUCER ON OUR SHOW -- DAVE JUST GOT

番組のプロデューサーのデイヴは...デイヴが来たばかりだ

A DOG.

A DOG.

AND YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT CALLING IT MOJO?

AND YOU'VE BE THINKING ABOUT CALLING IT MOJO?

>> THE RESCUE I GOT IT FROM, THE DOG CAFE, THEY

>> 救助者が来てくれたのは 犬カフェの奴らだ

NAMED HIM MOJO -- >> THAT'S TERRIBLE.

彼をモジョと名づけて... >> それはひどいな

>> IT'S VERY DIVISIVE.

>> それは非常に分裂しています。

>> YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DIVISIVE.

>> YOU SHOULDN'T EVEN BE DIVISIVE.

>> James: WHAT ABOUT THIS, KATE?

>> ジェームスこれはどうした ケイト？

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS DOG?

WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS DOG?

ANY ADVICE?

ANY ADVICE?

>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, THE SEGMENT IS CALLED "NAME

>> まず第一に、そのセグメントは「名前」と呼ばれています。

THAT THING."

"そのこと"

SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE'RE CLEAR THAT

SO I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WE'RE CLEAR THAT

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF "NAME THAT THING."

WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF "NAME THAT THING."

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

[LAUGHTER] >> WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME

何か言ってくれないか？

ABOUT THIS ANIMAL THAT -- LOOK HOW EAGER IT LOOKS

この動物について - 見てください、その鷹のように見えます。

FOR A NEW NAME.

FOR A NEW NAME.

>> James: WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT THE DOG.

>> ジェームス犬について教えてくれないか？

>> HE IS INCREDIBLY FRIENDLY AND OBSESSED WITH

>> 彼は信じられないほど親身になってくれて、彼に夢中になってくれている

TENNIS BALLS.

テニスボール。

DOESN'T REALLY CARE FOR OTHER DOGS, BUT LOVES

DOESN'T REALLY CARE FOR OTHER DOGS, BUT LOVES

PEOPLE.

PEOPLE.

>> HERE IS MY GUT -- HE IS ADORABLE AND HE LOOKS VERY

>> これが私のお腹です。

FIS SOPHISTICATED IN HIS OWN LITTLE, TINY WAY.

FISは自分の小さな、小さな方法でソフィスティケートしました。

SO MY FEELING -- AND I HAVEN'T BEEN WRONG.

私の気持ちは...私は間違っていなかった

I NAMED MY FIRST CHILD NEVER.

I NAMED MY FIRST CHILD NEVER.

AND I NAMED A CHILD TUCKER ON MY SHOW.

AND I NAMED A CHILD TUCKER ON MY SHOW.

AND I NAMED ANOTHER PERSON'S DOG DR. BECKY

他の人の犬の名前を挙げてみました。ベッキー

HEINZ, AFTER CHERYL HEINZ'S SISTER.

HEINZ, AFTER CHERYL HEINZ'S SISTER.

SO HERE GOES MY THIRD NAMING --

SO HERE GOES MY THIRD NAMING --

>> James: OKAY.

>>ジェームスOKAY。

>> LITTLE SIR.

>> LITTLE SIR.

>> James: LITTLE SIR.

>> ジェームズだ坊や

>> PRETTY GOOD.

>> プリティグッドです。

>> HOW COULD YOU CONTINUE TO CALL THIS DOG MOJO WHEN

>> HOW COULD YOU CONTINUE TO CALL THIS DOG MOJO WHEN

YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN LITTLE SIR?

YOU'VE BEEN GIVEN LITTLE SIR?

[LAUGHTER] >> HERE IS WHAT YOU DON'T

[LAUGHTER] >> HERE IS WHAT YOU DON'T

NAME IT -- THERE IS A VERY UNFORTUNATE SITUATION IN

NAME IT -- THERE IS A VERY UNFORTUNATE SITUATION IN

MY NEIGHBORHOOD WHERE SOMEBODY NAMED THEIR DOG

誰かが自分の犬の名前を付けた私の地域

PARTY GIRL.

PARTY GIRL。

>> James: OH, NO.

>> ジェームズああ、いや。

>> SO THIS WOMAN COMES OUT OF HER HOUSE AND YELLS,

>> この女性は家から出てきて叫んだ。

COME OVER HERE, PARTY GIRL.

こっちにおいでよ パーティーガール

PARTY GIRL, IS IT.

PARTY GIRL, IS IT.

SO I SAY LITTLE SIR.

SO I SAY LITTLE SIR.

>> James: LITTLE SIR.

>> ジェームズだ坊や

WELL, THERE WE GO.

さて、ここからが本番だ

WE'VE NAMED THE DOG.

WE'VE NAMED THE DOG.

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