I'm so cold.

I'm starving!

No one cares about me.

Also known as First World Problems.

I'm so cold. Someone set the AC to 72. I NEED IT AT 73!

I'm starving. All I have is leftovers!

No one cares about me. Nobody's liked or commented on my status.

Hi. I'm Ryan Higa and for just 5 hours of attention a day, you could help somebody with FWP.

Everybody just keeps putting so much pressure on me. I don't know what I want for my birthday.

I have too much chips for my dip. If I open a new dip, I will have too dip for my chips.

Why does Apple keep making iPhones? Now I have to get another one.

They've been through so much struggle.

The remote is over there, but I am all the way over here.

So much hardship.

My iPhone 5 is too big for my skinny jeans!

So much attention attention attention attention.

I poured the cereal without checking to see if we had milk. We didn't.

So please show your support, and send them this video. And show them how much we care about their FWP's.

I bought too may groceries. Now I have to make two trips!

All you have to do is call the URL 1-800-DOT-ORG. And we'll send you the FWP helping kit

which includes a bridge, a straw, and a full cup with a cover.

Here's a bridge. Now get over it.

Here's a straw. Now suck it up.

Here's a full cup. Now shut the full cup up.

With your help we can put an end to FWP's, and focus on the real problems like starving children or homeless people.

Cause if you're complaining about something as silly as the iPhone 5, just wait till you see the iPhone 6.

Oh this? This is the iPhone 5S. This is the iPhone 6!