♪ >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, LADIES

♪ >> スティーブン知ってるだろう、お嬢さんたち

AND GENTLEMEN, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME

紳士淑女の皆さん、私は多くの時間を費やしています。

FRAMING THE MOST INFORMATIVE PANORAMIC SHOTS, AWAITING THE

最も情報量の多いパノラマショットをフレーミングして、待ち受ける

TOPICAL GOLDEN HOUR TO CAPTURE THE MOST BREATHTAKING STORY

TOPICAL GOLDEN HOUR TO CAPTURE THE MOST BREATHTAKING STORY

VISTAS, AND ASSEMBLING IT ALL INTO THE DAVID

ヴィスタス、そしてすべてをダヴィッドに組み立てる

ATTENBOROUGH-NARRATED NEWS DOCUMENTARY THAT IS MY

アテンボローグ・ナレーションされたニュース・ドキュメンタリーは、私のものです。

MONOLOGUE.

モノローグ

BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, I GRAB AN OLD CAMCORDER, A SIX-PACK OF

でもたまに古いビデオカメラを手に取るんだ6パックの

NATTY ICE, AND RUN AROUND THE WOODS HALF-NAKED AND HAMMERED TO

NATTY ICE、そして走り回る森の中を半裸にされ、ハンマーで殴られて

CREATE THE BLURRY, FOUND-FOOTAGE SASQUATCH VIDEO OF NEWS THAT IS

CREATE THE BLURRY, FOUND-FOOTAGE SASQUATCH VIDEO OF NEWS THAT IS

MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

マイセグメント："QUARANTINE-WHILE!

QUARANTINE-WHILE, ANOTHER RESTAURANT QUHAIN HAS CLOSED,

QUARANTINE-WHILE, ANOTHER RESTAURANT QUHAINが閉店しました。

FRIENDLIES.

FRIENDLIESです。

QUARANTINE WHILE, DISNEY RESEARCH JUST UNVEILED A

QUARANTINE WHILE, DISNEY RESEARCH JUST UNVEILED A

SKINLESS HUMANOID ROBOT WITH CREEPY LIFE LIKE EYES.

SKINLESS HUMANOID ROBOT WITH CREEPY LIFE LIKE EYES.

JIMMY, CAN WE SEE IT?

ジミー、見れる？

OH, GOD!

ああ、神様！

I'M SORRY, THAT'S THE NEW C.E.O.

ごめんね、新しいC.E.O.

OF DISNEY.

OF DISNEY.

BOB CHAYPEK.

ボブ・チェイペック

CAN WE LOOK FOR THE ROBOT PHOTO?

CAN WE LOOK FOR THE ROBOT PHOTO?

WHILE WE'RE WAITING, DISNEY ENGINEERS SAY THEY'RE WORKING

私たちが待っている間、ディズニーのエンジニアは仕事をしていると言います。

TOWARD "THE DEVELOPMENT OF A SYSTEM FOR LIFELIKE GAZE,"

ライフライク視線のためのシステムの開発に向けて

BECAUSE "PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE EYE CONTACT WITH US ARE

BECAUSE "PEOPLE WHO MAKE MORE EYE CONTACT WITH US ARE

PERCEIVED TO BE SIMILAR TO US, AS WELL AS MORE INTELLIGENT,

私たちに似ていると思われていたが、同様に、より多くの知性を持っている。

CONSCIENTIOUS, SINCERE, AND TRUSTWORTHY."

"良心的で罪深く信頼できる"

ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE IT?

ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE IT?

GREAT.

素晴らしい

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ROBOT IN ACTION.

ロボットの動きを見てみましょう

OH, YEAH.

ああ、そうだな。

YEAH.

ああ

YEAH, UH-HUH.

YEAH, UH-HUH.

I'M REALLY GETTING "SIMILAR TO ME" AND "TRUSTWORTHY" VIBES.

私は本当に "私に似ている "と "信頼できる "バイブを得ています。

I'M SURE IF WE WERE ON A MARS MISSION TOGETHER, I'D TRUST THIS

もし一緒に火星探査に行っていたら、これを信じるよ。

THING TO BITE OUT MY THROAT AND SHOVE MY CORPSE OUT THE AIRLOCK.

THING TO BITE OUT MY THROAT AND SHOVE MY CORPSE OUT THE AIRLOCK.

"NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE COMMANDER COLBERT IS.

"いいえ、私は知らない コルバート司令官がどこにいるのか

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME?

WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME?

I'M JUST A SINCERE, TRUSTWORTHY ROBOT WHO IS SIMILAR TO YOU.

私はあなたに似ているシンセアで信頼できるロボットです。

COME, LET'S LOOK IN THE AIRLOCK."

"エアロックを探そう"

( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, BRITISH

( LAUGHTER ) クワランタイン・ホワイレ、ブリティッシュ

HIGH-END STORE MARKS AND SPENSER HAS CREATED THIS SPECIALTY

ハイエンドストアのマークスアンドスペンサーは、このスペシャルティを生み出しました。

PASTRY FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

PASTRY FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

WHICH IS GREAT.

それは素晴らしいことです。

WHAT'S NOT SO GREAT?

何がそんなに素晴らしくないの？

THEY ANNOUNCED IT BY TWEETING "WHO WANTS A BITE OF SANTA'S

彼らはツイッターでそれを発表した "WHO WANTS A BITE OF SANTA'S "をつぶやくことによって

YUMNUT?" THAT EXACT PHRASE HAS GOTTEN

"YUMNUT?" その通りのフレーズが出てきました。

MANY PEOPLE FIRED AT THEIR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

MANY PEOPLE FIRED AT THEIR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY.

WOULD YOU CARE FOR A BITE OF SANTA'S YUMNUT, DARLING?

サンタさんのナッツはどう？

WHAT?

WHAT?

SHE'S MY WIFE.

彼女は私の妻だ

>> IT'S STILL IN THE WORKPLACE.

>> それはまだ作業場にある。

>> Stephen: MY APOLOGIES.

>> スティーブン謝罪します

I'M SORRY.

ごめんなさい

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FORCED REEDUCATION CAMP.

I'LL SEE YOU AT THE FORCED REEDUCATION CAMP.

I ALSO LIKE THAT THEY WERE SO CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE STEALING

I ALSO LIKE THAT THEY WERE SO CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE STEALING

THE NAME "YUMNUT" THAT THEY TRADEMARKED IT.

"YUMNUT "という名前は、彼らがそれを商標化したものです。

(HIGH CLASS BRIT) "QUICK, NIGEL!

(ハイクラスブリット)「クイック、ニゲル!

SECURE 'YUMNUT' FROM THEFT!

SECURE 'YUMNUT' FROM THEFT!

ALSO, LOCK DOWN 'GOBBY HOLE,' 'JAMMY NIPS,' AND 'BUM CRUMPET.'

"ゴビーホール" "ジャムミー・ニップス" "バム・クラムペット "も閉めろ

THERE'S A GOOD LAD."

"THERE'S A GOOD LAD"

LEGALLY, EVERYONE IN ENGLAND IS NAMED NIGEL IN COMEDY BITS.

法的には、イギリスでは誰もがコメディビッツの中でニゲルと呼ばれています。

YES, NIGEL!

そうだ、ニゲル！

QUARANTINE-WHILE, A BRITISH WILL LOOK DIFFERENTLY THIS YEAR

BECAUSE THERE'S NO SITTING ON SANTA'S LAP AND A CLEAR SHIELD

サンタの上に座ることもないし、 遮蔽物もないからだ。

BARRIER BETWEEN SANTA AND FAMILIES.

サンタと家族の間の障壁。

SORRY YOU COULDN'T HUG SANTA.

SORRY YOU COULDN'T HUG SANTA.

IT'S NOT SAFE.

IT'S NOT SAFE.

SLEEP AND WAIT FOR HIM TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND IF YOU'RE

SLEEP AND WAIT FOR HIM TO BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND IF YOU'RE

VERY GOOD YOU CAN HAVE A BITE OF HIS YUMNUT.

彼のヤムナッツの一口を食べることができる非常に良いです。

WHEN WE COME BACK, I'LL ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE

戻ってきたら、私はいくつかの質問に答えます。

ELECTION.

選挙。

STICK AROUND.

回り込んで

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