EVERYBODY.

すべての人に。

LET'S SAY HELLO TO OUR FRIEND, MR. JON BATISTE.

私たちの友人に挨拶しましょう MR.ＪＯＮ ＢＡＴＩＳＴＥ

JON, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

JON, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

>> Jon: HELLO, HELLO.

>> ジョン：HELLO, HELLO.

>> Stephen: HOW ARE YOU FEELING TONIGHT?

>> スティーブン今夜の気分は？

>> Jon: MAN, IT'S LIKE WALKING ON A TIGHTROPE.

>> ジョン綱渡りの上を歩いているようなものだ。

>> Stephen: WE'RE GETTING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE.

>> スティーブン危険なほど接近している

DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HOPE.

危険なほど希望に近づいている。

>> Jon: YES, LIKE OOOH!

>>ジョンです。YES、LIKE OOOH!

I HOPE THERE'S A NET DOWN THERE.

I HOPE THERE'S A NET DOWN THERE.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A LOT, MAN.

( LAUGHTER ) IT'S A LOT, MAN.

IT'S SO MUCH.

それはとても多いです。

>> Stephen: WELL, I JUST-- I JUST HOPE WE CAN BE BACK

>> スティーブン: そうだな、俺はただ...俺はただ、俺たちが戻れることを願っているんだ。

TOGETHER SOON.

TOGETHER SOON.

LISTENING TO YOU GUYS PLAY MAKES MEANTIME TO HEAR YOU MORE.

LISTENING TO YOU GUYS PLAY MAKES MEANTIME TO HEAR YOU MORE.

>> Jon: YOU KNOW, MUSIC IS A BEAUTIFUL THING, AND THE LAST

>> ジョン音楽は美しいものであり、最後のものです。

FOUR YEARS THAT HAVE LED TO THIS MOMENT HAVE BEEN A PLEASURE TO

FOUR YEARS THAT HAVE LED TO THIS MOMENT HAVE BEEN A PLEASURE TO

DO WITH YOU.

DO WITH YOU.

SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR -- >> Stephen: OH, IT'S BEEN A

どうもありがとうございました。ああ、それはずっと前のことだ

PLEASURE DOING IT WITH YOU.

PLEASURE DOING IT WITH YOU.

YOU HAVE BEEN-- YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT SOURCE OF ENERGY AND

YOU HAVE BEEN-- YOU HAVE BEEN A GREAT SOURCE OF ENERGY AND

POSITIVITY ON THIS SHOW, AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL BAND, YOUR

POSITIVITY ON THIS SHOW, AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL BAND, YOUR

BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, HAS MADE EVERY DAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.

BEAUTIFUL MUSIC, HAS MADE EVERY DAY BETTER, YOU KNOW.

GOOD, FREE, FINE WITH ME.

良い、自由、私には問題ない。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: YES, THAT'S RIGHT!

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジョン.はい、その通りです!

I LOVE THAT!

I LOVE THAT!

>> Stephen: STAY FREE.

>> スティーブン: STAY FREE.

I'M GOING TO MISS YOU AT THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR, I'M

今年の感謝祭で君に会えなくて寂しいよ

AFRAID, MY FRIEND.

怖いよ、友よ

>> Jon: YEAH.

>> ジョンヤーッ。

>> Stephen: WE'LL CATCH YOU NEXT YEAR.

>> スティーブン来年 会いましょう

>> Jon: UNDERSTANDABLY.

>> ジョンUNDERSTANDABLY.

WE WILL GET TOGETHER AGAIN.

WE WILL GET TOGETHER AGAIN.

I BELIEVE IT.

私はそれを信じています。

>> Stephen: JON, COULD YOU GIVE US A LITTLE MUSIC FOR THE

>> スティーブン：ジョン、少し音楽を聞かせてくれないか？

MOMENT?

モーメント？

>> Jon: OH, YEAH, YES.

>>ジョン。オー、イェー、イエス。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FALLING LEAVES.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> スティーブン落ち葉。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Stephen: FALLING LEAVES.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> スティーブン落ち葉。

JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

ジョン・バティステ、エブリバディ

THANK YOU, JON.

THANK YOU, JON.

>> Jon: THANK YOU, STEPHEN.

>> ジョンありがとう

>> Stephen: FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS, LAST NIGHT WASN'T

>> スティーブン友よ、隣人よ、昨日の夜は違った。

JUST ABOUT THE FATE OF DEMOCRACY.

民主主義の運命について。

IT WAS ALSO ABOUT GETTING HIGH, BECAUSE VOTERS ACROSS THE

それは高みを目指していたことでもありました 投票者が世界中にいたからです

NATION, AMERICANS OF ALL STRIPES VOTED YES ON THE PROPOSITION:

国、すべてのストリップのアメリカ人は、提案にイエスを投票しました。

"YOU GUYS PARTY?" FIRST, THE RECREATIONAL

"YOU GUYS PARTY?" FIRST, THE RECREATIONAL

MARIJUANA WAS LEGALIZED BY NEW JERSEY VOTERS.

マリファナはニュー・ジャーシーの投票者によって合法化されました。

SO WE MIGHT FINALLY GET AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT IF

SO WE MIGHT FINALLY GET AN ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT IF

CHRIS CHRISTIE GOT THE MUNCHIES?

CHRIS CHRISTIE GOT THE MUNCHIES?

IN WASHINGTON, D.C., VOTERS PASSED A MEASURE TO

ワシントンD.C.では、投票者は法案を可決しました。

DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS.

DECRIMINALIZE THE USE OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS.

NOW THAT IS-- WAIT A SECOND, ARE WE SURE D.C. DIDN'T

ちょっと待ってくれ ワシントンでいいのか？しなかった

DECRIMINALIZE MUSHROOMS FOUR YEARS AGO, AND THIS HAS ALL BEEN

DECRIMINALIZE MUSHROOMS FOUR YEARS AGO, AND THIS HAS ALL BEEN

A BAD TRIP?

A BAD TRIP?

BECAUSE THAT WOULD EXPLAIN A LOT, LIKE WHY TRUMP'S COMMERCE

トランプの商売のように、それは多くのことを説明することができるからです。

SECRETARY IS A MUMMIFIED COUNT CHOCULA.

SECRETARY IS A MUMMIFIED COUNT CHOCULA.

( LAUGHTER ) OUT WEST, THEY'RE TAKING IT A

( LAUGHTER ) OUT WEST, THEY'RE TAKING IT A.

STEP FURTHER, BECAUSE OREGON HAS BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO

STEP FURTHER, BECAUSE OREGON HAS BECOME THE FIRST STATE TO

DECRIMINALIZE HARD DRUGS LIKE COCAINE AND HEROIN.

DECRIMINALIZE HARD DRUGS LIKE COCAINE AND HEROIN.

THIS HAS UPSET A LOT OF PEOPLE, BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, IT WILL

これは多くの人を動揺させましたが、プラス側では、それはします。

BRING MILLIONS OF JOBS IN THE TINY SANDWICH BAG INDUSTRY.

BRING MILLIONS OF JOBS IN THE TINY SANDWICH BAG INDUSTRY.

IT'S NOT JUST DRUGS.

ただの薬じゃないのよ

THERE WERE OTHER PROMISING BALLOT MEASURES LAST NIGHT.

昨夜は他にも有望な投票結果がありました。

MISSISSIPPI APPROVED A NEW DESIGN FOR ITS STATE FLAG, WHICH

ミシシッピ州、州旗の新しいデザインを承認

HAD BEEN THE LAST ONE IN THE COUNTRY TO FEATURE A SYMBOL OF

この国では最後のシンボルとなる

THE CONFEDERACY.

THE CONFEDERACY.

NOW, I WAS HESITANT TO CELEBRATE THIS UNTIL I KNEW WHAT THEY'RE

これを祝うのを躊躇していましたが、それが何なのかが分かるまでは

CHANGING IT TO, BECAUSE I WOULD NOT PUT IT PAST

私はそれを超えることができないので、それを変更します。

MISSISSIPPI TO GIVE THAT CONFEDERATE FLAG ITS OWN

ミシシッピ州、連邦旗を独自のものに

CONFEDERATE FLAG.

コンフェデレートフラッグ

FORTUNATELY, THEY DID NOT DO THAT.

幸いなことに、彼らはそれをしなかった。

THEIR NEW FLAG HAS THEIR STATE FLOWER, THE MAGNOLIA, AND THE

新しい旗には、州の花、マグノリア、そして

PHRASE "IN GOD WE TRUST," WHICH NARROWLY BEAT OUT MISSISSIPPI'S

PHRASE "IN GOD WE TRUST," WHICH NARROWLY BEAT OUT MISSISSIPPI'S

OTHER MOTTO, "YOU SAY OUR NAME WHEN YOU'RE COUNTING."

OTHER MOTTO, "YOU SAY OUR NAME WHEN YOU'RE COUNTING."

BUT IT'S NOT ALL GOOD NEWS.

BUT IT'S NOT ALL GOOD NEWS.

CALIFORNIA VOTERS VOTED "YES" ON SOMETHING CALLED PROPOSITION 22,

カリフォルニア州の有権者は 議案22と呼ばれるものに「はい」と投票した

A BALLOT MEASURE FUNDED BY COMPANIES LIKE UBER, WHICH LETS

UBERのような会社が出資しているバロット測定器で、これを使えば

THEM DENY THEIR WORKERS HEALTHCARE, UNEMPLOYMENT

彼らは労働者の医療や失業を否定している

INSURANCE, AND OTHER BENEFITS.

保険とその他の福利厚生。

SURE, IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC, I THINK WE ALL WANT TO

確かに、パンデミックの真っ只中では、私たちは皆が望んでいると思います。

BE STUCK IN A CAR WITH SOMEONE WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO GO TO THE

車の中で足止めされている人がいる

DOCTOR.

先生。

AS THE ELECTION HAS REMINDED US, OUR COUNTRY IS PAINFULLY DIVIDED

選挙が私たちを思い出させたように、私たちの国は痛々しい分割されています。

RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW.

BUT SOME COURAGEOUS SOULS ARE STILL PUSHING FOR COMMON

BUT SOME COURAGEOUS SOULS ARE STILL PUSHING FOR COMMON

GROUND-- SPECIFICALLY, THE GAP, WHICH THIS MORNING DEBUTED A NEW

地面...特に、ギャップ、今朝、新たに発表された

BLUE AND RED HOODED SWEATSHIRT, USING THE TAGLINE, "THE ONE

青と赤のフード付きスウェットシャツ、タグラインは「THE ONE」。

THING WE KNOW IS THAT TOGETHER, WE CAN MOVE FORWARD."

私たちが知っているのは、一緒にいれば、前に進むことができるということです。"

NOT NOW, THE GAP!

NOT NOW, THE GAP!

READ THE ROOM!

READ THE ROOM!

STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT: BEING A PLACE TO KILL TIME

STICK TO WHAT YOU'RE GOOD AT: BEING A PLACE TO KILL TIME

BEFORE YOUR MOVIE STARTS AT THE MALL.

BEFORE YOUR MOVIE STARTS AT THE MALL.

GAP GOT SOME BACKLASH FOR THIS TWEET, AND I UNDERSTAND IT.

GAPはこのツイートのためにいくつかのバックラッシュを得た、と私はそれを理解しています。

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FORCE TOGETHER TWO

NOTHING GOOD HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO FORCE TOGETHER TWO

OPPOSING SIDES.

反対側。

WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY, WHEN

WE HERE AT "THE LATE SHOW" LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY, WHEN

OUR LABORATORY TRIED TO GENETICALLY COMBINE THE TWO

OUR LABORATORY TRIED TO GENETICALLY COMBINE THE TWO

PARTIES' MASCOTS: >> KILL ME.

PARTIESのMASCOTS。>> 殺してくれ。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: HE'S FINE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> スティーブン。彼は大丈夫だ

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHIEF GENERAL NEWS ANCHOR

>> スティーブンすぐにニュースキャスターをお迎えします

FOR CNBC, SHEP SMITH.

CNBC、シェップ・スミスのために

STICK AROUND.

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