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  • EVERYBODY READY TO DO IT?

    準備はいいか?

  • BECAUSE THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

    これはドリルではないからだ

  • WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

    WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

  • I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

    私はあなたのホスト、ステファン・コルバートです。

  • LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO TALK ABOUT ON

    LET'S GET RIGHT TO IT BECAUSE THERE IS A LOT TO TALK ABOUT ON

  • THIS TSUNAMI OF A NEWS DAY!

    THIS TSUNAMI OF A NEWS DAY!

  • SEEMED LIKE EVERY MINUTE THERE WAS A NEW DEVELOPMENT WITH

    毎分毎に新しい開発があったように見えました。

  • MASSIVE IMPLICATIONS FOR OUR UNCERTAIN FUTURE.

    MASSIVE IMPLICATIONS FOR OUR UNCERTAIN FUTURE.

  • CASE IN POINT: I WENT TO cnn.com FIRST THING THIS MORNING AND

    今朝、最初にcnn.comに行きました。

  • SAW THE BANNER HEADLINE WAS, "IT'S FRIDAY BEFORE ELECTION

    SAW THE BANNER HEADLINE WAS, "IT'S FRIDAY BEFORE ELECTION

  • DAY."

    "DAY"

  • BOOM!

    ブーム!

  • BOMBSHELL!

    大爆笑!

  • THAT STORY'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

    THAT STORY'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

  • CAN WE FACT-CHECK THAT?

    CAN WE FACT-CHECK THAT?

  • IS THAT TRUE?

    本当か?

  • YES, I'M BEING TOLD IT IS FRIDAY.

    金曜だと聞いているんだが

  • THEY ARE CORRECT!

    THEY ARE CORRECT!

  • THANK YOU, CNN-- AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR DAYS OF

    THANK YOU, CNN-- AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE SOURCE FOR DAYS OF

  • THE WEEK.

    THE WEEK.

  • OF COURSE, IT BEING FRIDAY IS NOT THE REAL BIG STORY.

    もちろん、金曜日が本当のビッグストーリーではありません。

  • THE REAL BIG STORY, FRESH OFF THE STEAMING-HOT PRESSES: COSTCO

    本物のビッグストーリー、蒸れたホットプレスからの新鮮な:COSTCO

  • IS PULLING PRODUCTS FROM ITS SHELVES THAT ARE ALLEGEDLY MADE

    疑われている製品を棚から取り出している

  • WITH FORCED MONKEY LABOR.

    WITH FORCED MONKEY LABOR.

  • FORCED MONKEY LABOR?

    強制的なモンキー労働?

  • THAT'S TERRIBLE.

    ひどいな

  • MONKEYS SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS FORCED LABOR, UNLESS YOU HAVE

    MONKEYS SHOULD NEVER BE USED AS FORCED LABOR, UNLESS YOU HAVE

  • 1,000 MONKEYS, GIVE THEM TYPEWRITERS, LET 'EM TYPE FOR A

    1,000匹の猿にタイプライターを与えてタイプさせる

  • MILLION YEARS.

    MILLION YEARS.

  • THEY WILL EVENTUALLY WRITE TONIGHT'S MONOLOGUE.

    THEY WILL EVENTUALLY WRITE TONIGHT'S MONOLOGUE.

  • BUT BACK TO THE NON-UNIONIZED MONKEY LABOR: THE PRODUCT IN

    BUT BACK TO THE NON-UNIONIZED MONKEY LABOR: THE PRODUCT IN

  • QUESTION IS CHAOKOH BRAND COCONUT MILK, WHICH ALLEGEDLY IS

    QUESTION IS CHAOKOH BRAND COCONUT MILK, WHICH ALLEGEDLY IS

  • MADE WITH THE HELP OF CHAINED-UP MONKEYS, WHO PICK AROUND 400

    鎖でつながれた猿の助けを借りて作られたもので、約400匹の猿を選んでいます。

  • COCONUTS A DAY AND ARE THEN STUFFED IN THEIR CAGES UNTIL

    COCONUTS A DAY AND ARE THEN STUFFED IN THEIR CAGES UNTIL

  • THEIR NEXT SHIFT.

    彼らの次のシフト。

  • SOMEWHERE, JEFF BEZOS JUST SAID, "HOW OFTEN DO THESE MONKEYS ASK

    どこかでジェフ・ベゾスが言ってた 「この猿は何度も質問するんだ」って

  • FOR BATHROOM BREAKS?

    FOR BATHROOM BREAKS?

  • OH, THE FLOOR IS THEIR BATHROOM?

    OH, THE FLOOR IS THEIR BATHROOM?

  • INTERESTING.

    INTERESTING.

  • INTERESTING.

    INTERESTING.

  • WOULD THESE MONKEYS BE WILLING TO RELOCATE TO QUEENS?"

    WOULD THESE MONKEYS BE WILLING TO RELOCATE TO QUEENS?"

  • NOW-- THAT'S MY BEZOS, BY THE WAY.

    それは私のベゾスだけどね

  • THAT'S MY BEZOS.

    それは私のベゾスだ

  • NOW, ON ITS SURFACE, THIS SOUNDS LIKE A SUREFIRE MONEY SAVER.

    今、その表面上では、これは、サーフェアーマネーセーバーのように聞こえる。

  • BUT I'M SURE A MONKEY WORKFORCE HAS ITS CHALLENGES.

    でも、モンキー・ワークフォースには、確かに課題があります。

  • IN FACT, WE HAVE FOOTAGE-- DO WE HAVE THIS?

    実際には映像があるんですが...これはありますか?

  • WE HAVE FOOTAGE OF A RECENT UPRISING, WHERE THE MONKEYS

    最近の暴動の映像があります猿がいるところです

  • STARTED ROLLING COCONUTS AT THEIR MANAGER.

    経営者の元でココナッツを転がし始めた。

  • ( VIDEO GAME NOISES) >> Stephen: MANAGER'S FINE.

    ( VIDEO GAME NOISES ) >> スティーブン。MANAGER'S FINE.

  • HE HAS THREE EXTRA LIVES.

    彼は3つの余分な人生を持っています。

  • NOW, CHAOKOH DENIES USING MONKEY LABOR TO PRODUCE ITS COCONUT

    チャオコー、ココナッツの生産に猿の労働力を使用していることを否定

  • MILK, EVEN COMMISSIONING A REPORT ENTITLED THE "MONKEY-FREE

    "モンキーフリー "と題した報告書を発表しています

  • COCONUT DUE-DILIGENCE ASSESSMENT" -- WHICH, OF COURSE,

    COCONUT DUE-DILIGENCE ASSESSMENTENT」 -- WHICH, OF COURSE.

  • IS ALSO THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE '60s PSYCHEDELIC BAND.

    IS ALSO THE NAME OF MY FAVORITE '60s PSYCHEDELIC BAND.

  • I WANT TO REITERATE MY POSITION THAT EXPLOITING MONKEYS IS

    私は、猿を搾取することは、猿を搾取することであるという立場を再確認したいと思います。

  • ABUSE.

    虐待だ

  • IT'S WRONG.

    それは間違ってる

  • IT'S NEVER ACCEPTABLE.

    決して受け入れられない

  • EVEN WHEN IT'S FUNNY, LIKE DRESSING THEM AS ASTRONAUTS,

    アストロノートのドレスを着せるような 愉快なものでも。

  • TEAMING THEM UP WITH CLINT EASTWOOD TO FIGHT CRIME, OR

    TEAMING THEM UP WITH CLINT EASTWOOD TO FIGHT CRIME, OR

  • WASHING A CAT.

    猫を洗う

  • BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU DO NEED TO WASH YOUR CAT, YOU'RE NOT

    BUT I WILL SAY, IF YOU DO NEED TO WASH YOUR CAT, YOU'RE NOT

  • GOING TO DO BETTER THAN A MONKEY FOR GETTING IN THE NOOKS AND

    猿よりも良い方法でヌークスと

  • THE CRANNIES.

    THE CRANNIES.

  • BUT AS ELVIS PRESLEY ONCE SAID, "TOO MUCH MONKEY BUSINESS."

    しかし、エルヴィス・プレスリーがかつて言ったように "モンキービジネスが多すぎる"

  • IT'S TIME NOW TO TURN TO THE STORY THAT HAS SET THE

    IT'S TIME NOW TO TURN TO THE STORY THAT HAS SET THE

  • PUNDIT-SPHERE A-BUZZ.

    PUNDIT-SPHERE A-BUZZ.

  • IN NEW YORK, A MAN WAS WAITING FOR THE BUS WHEN A HOLE SUDDENLY

    ニューヨークでは、ある男がバスを待っていた時、穴が突然開きました。

  • OPENED ON THE SIDEWALK, AND HE DROPPED 15 FEET INTO AN

    歩道に開いて、彼は15フィートに落とした

  • UNDERGROUND VAULT TEEMING WITH RATS.

    ネズミがうようよしている地下の腐葉土。

  • OKAY, LET ME SEE.

    よし、見せてくれ

  • LET ME SEE ( CLEARS THROAT )

    見せてくれ ( CLEARS THROAT )

  • YEP, THERE IT IS ON MY 2020 BINGO CARD: 15-FOOT RAT HOLE.

    そうだ、2020年のビンゴカードに書いてある15フィートのネズミの穴

  • RIGHT NEXT TO "HUGS KILL GRANDMA NOW."

    RIGHT NEXT TO "HUGS KILL GRANDMA NOW."

  • ALSO ON HERE, Q-TIP UP MY NOSE EVERY DAY.

    ここにもあります、Q-TIP UP MY NOSE EVERY DAY.

  • BY THE WAY, WHO CAN FORGET WHEN "15-FOOT RAT HOLE" OPENED FOR

    BY THE WAY, WHO CAN FORGET WHEN "15-FOOT RAT HOLE" OPENED FOR

  • "MONKEY-FREE COCONUT DUE- DILIGENCE ASSESSMENT" AT FILMORE

    "モンキーフリー・ココナッツ・デュー・ディリジェンス・アセスメント "フィルモアにて

  • EAST?

    EAST?

  • NOW-- LONG WALK, BUT WORTH IT.

    今から...長い道のりだが、その価値はある。

  • NOW, DON'T WORRY, THE MAN'S OKAY, THANKS TO THE MANY, MANY

    心配しないで、男は大丈夫だから、感謝しているよ。

  • BUT THERE'S FOOTAGE OF THE INCIDENT.

    しかし、事件の映像がある。

  • THERE HE IS.

    彼はそこにいる

  • AND, BOOM-TOWN RATS!

    そして、ブームタウンのネズミ!

  • AND HE'S GONE.

    そして彼は消えた

  • OF COURSE, IT WAS MORE WHIMSICAL IN SHEL SILVERSTEIN'S BOOK,

    もちろん、SHEL SILVERSTEINの本の中では、それは、より多くのwhimsicalでした。

  • "WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS-- OH, DEAR GOD!

    "歩道の終わりはどこだ...ああ、神様!

  • IT'S FULL OF RATS, HELP ME!" NOW, FOR ALL OF YOU NOT FROM NEW

    "ねずみだらけだ 助けてくれ!"今から、あなたのすべてのために、新しいから

  • YORK, THIS IS VERY COMMON.

    YORK、これはよくあることです。

  • THERE ARE MASSIVE RAT PITS ALL OVER THE CITY, WHERE THE RATS

    THERE ARE MASSIVE RAT PITS ALL OVER THE CITY, WHERE THE RATS

  • JUST COLLECT AND THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, EVENTUALLY ERUPTING

    JUST COLLECT AND THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, EVENTUALLY ERUPTING

  • IN A RAT GEYSER.

    ラットガイザーで

  • WE CALL IT "OL' RATFUL."

    私たちはそれを "オールドラットフル "と呼んでいます。

  • AND YOU'RE PROBABLY SAYING, STEPHEN, "FALLING INTO A 15-FOOT

    AND YOU'RE PROBABBABLY SAYING, STEPHEN, "FALLING IN IN A 15 -FOT

  • HOLE FULL OF RATS SOUNDS LIKE A NIGHTMARE."

    "ネズミの穴がいっぱいで 悪夢のような音がする"

  • WELL, LIZ, YOU'RE WRONG.

    リズ、君は間違ってる

  • IT'S MUCH WORSE THAN THAT.

    それよりもはるかに悪いです。

  • HERE'S THE VICTIM'S BROTHER: >> IT WAS SO BAD.

    被害者の兄弟です。>> それはとてもひどかった。

  • HE DIDN'T WANT TO YELL, BECAUSE HE WAS AFRAID IT WAS GONNA BE

    怒鳴りたくなかったんだ 怒鳴られるのが怖くてね

  • RATS, YOU KNOW, WENT INSIDE HIS MOUTH AND STUFF.

    ネズミは 彼の口の中に入っていったのよ

  • >> Stephen: AWFUL, YES, BUT ANOTHER TIMELY REMINDER ABOUT

    >> Stephen: AWFUL,YES, BUT ANOTHER TIMELY REMINDER about about about the TIMELY REMINDER.

  • HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO WEAR A MASK.

    マスクを着用することがいかに重要であるか。

  • ANYWAY, ALL I WANT TO SAY IS COMPARED TO THE GNAWING ANXIETY

    ANYWAY, ALL I WANT TO SAY IS COMPARED TO THE GNAWING ANXIETY

  • OF THE NEXT FOUR DAYS, 15-FOOT RAT HOLE SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD--

    OF THE NEXT FOUR DAYS, 15-FOOT RAT HOLE SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD--

  • ESPECIALLY IF THOSE RATS DON'T HAVE WiFi.

    ESPECIALLY IF THOSE RATS DON'T HAVE WiFi.

  • PLUS, RAT PITS: STILL LESS OF A DISEASE VECTOR THAN ATTENDING A

    加えて、ネズミの穴。まだ病気の媒介者ではありませんが

  • TRUMP RALLY.

    TRUMP RALLY

  • NOW, IN ADDITION TO COCONUT MONKEY SLAVES AND NEW YORK RAT

    ココナッツモンキーの奴隷とニューヨークのラットに加えて

  • GEYSERS, THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE.

    GEYSERS, THE CORONAVIRUS CONTINUES TO SURGE.

  • I'LL GIVE YOU THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S INSTALLMENT OF:

    今夜のインストールの最新情報をお届けします

  • "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER."

    "CATCH A THIRD WAVE: ENDLESS BUMMER"

  • >> I'M GONNA DISAPPEAR ANY MINUTE NOW!

    >> 今すぐにでも姿を消してやる!

  • HEH!

    HEH!

  • HEH!

    HEH!

  • >> Stephen: GET OUT!

    >> スティーブン出て行け!

  • GET OUT!

    GET OUT!

  • JIMMY!

    JIMMY!

  • GET OUT!

    GET OUT!

  • YESTERDAY, THE U.S.

    YESTERDAY, THE U.S.

  • SURPASSED NINE MILLION TOTAL INFECTIONS-- ANOTHER SAD

    SURPASSED NINE MILLION TOTAL INFECTIONS-- ANOTHER SAD

  • MILESTONE TO ADD TO THE 2020 LIST, ALONGSIDE MOST SOURDOUGH

    2020年のリストに追加されるマイルストーン、最も多くのサルドゥーグと並んで

  • EATEN AND LONGEST DURATION BETWEEN SHOWERS.

    EATEN AND LONGEST DURATION BETWEEN SHOWERS.

  • IT'S ALL RECORDED IN "THE GRIMMEST BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS."

    IT'S ALL RECORDED IN "THE GRIMMEST BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS."

  • YESTERDAY, THE U.S. ALSO REPORTED 90,000 NEW DAILY CASES,

    はい、米国は9万件の新しいデイリー事件を報告しました。

  • THE EQUIVALENT OF MORE THAN ONE PER SECOND.

    1秒に1回以上の等価性。

  • ONE VIRAL EXPERT EXPLAINED HOW FAST THAT IS:

    あるバイラル専門家が、その速さを説明してくれました。

  • >> COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID,

    >> ゴウバイド、ゴウバイド、ゴウバイド、ゴウバイド、ゴウバイド、ゴウバイド、ゴウバイド

  • COVID, COVID.

    COVID、COVID。

  • >> Stephen: IT'S PRETTY DEPRESSING, BUT RECENTLY, ONE

    >> スティーブンそれは非常に屈辱的ですが、最近では、1つの

  • DOCTOR WITH THE OREGON HEALTH AUTHORITY CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN

    DOCTOR WITH THE OREGON HEALTH AUTHORITY CELEBRATED HALLOWEEN

  • BY PUTTING A HAPPY FACE ON THE PANDEMIC.

    パンデミックに幸せそうな顔をすることで

  • >> AS OF TODAY, THERE HAVE BEEN 38,160 CASES OF COVID-19 IN

    >> 今日までに、コビド19の38,160例が報告されています。

  • OREGON, WITH 390 NEW CASES BEING REPORTED TODAY.

    オレゴン州、390件の新患が今日報告されました。

  • SADLY, WE ARE ALSO REPORTING THREE DEATHS TODAY.

    SADLY, WE ARE ALSO REPORTING THREE DEATHS TODAY.

  • >> Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS, PENNYWISE.

    >> スティーブンおめでとう ペニーワイズ

  • YOU ARE NOW AMERICA'S SECOND CREEPIEST CLOWN.

    あなたはアメリカで2番目に不気味なクラウンになりました。

  • BUT SOME PEOPLE SAY THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, AS DON

    しかし、ドンのように心配することは何もないと言う人もいます。

  • JUNIOR EXPLAINED ON THE FOX NEWS.

    JUNIOR EXPLAINED ON THE FOX NEWS.

  • >> I WENT THROUGH THE C.D.C.

    >> 私は国防総省を通過した

  • DATA.

    DATA.

  • BECAUSE I KEPT HEARING ABOUT NEW INFECTIONS, BUT I WAS LIKE,

    新しい感染症の話を聞いていたからだが、私はそうだった。

  • WELL, WHY AREN'T THEY TALKING ABOUT DEATHS?

    なぜ彼らは死について話していないの?

  • OH, OH, BECAUSE THE NUMBER IS ALMOST NOTHING.

    ああ、ああ、ああ、番号はほとんど何もないから。

  • >> Stephen: IF YOU'RE CURIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH DON JUNIOR THINKS

    >> スティーブンドン・ジュニアがどれだけ考えてるか知りたいなら

  • IS "ALMOST NOTHING," YESTERDAY, 1,004 AMERICANS DIED FROM

    IS "ALMOST NOTHING," YESTERDAY, 1,004 AMERICANS DIED FROM

  • CORONAVIRUS.

    コロナビラス

  • I WOULDN'T ASK DON JUNIOR TO GIVE A EULOGY.

    私はドン・ジュニアに 葬式をしてくれとは頼まないわ

  • ( AS DON JR. ) "WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY FOR

    ( AS DON JR. ) "WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY FOR

  • ABSOLUTELY NO GOOD REASON.

    絶対に良い理由はありません。

  • I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU ALL CRYING ABOUT?

    I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU ALL CRYING ABOUT?

  • YOUR GRANDPA WAS JUST ONE GUY.

    お前の祖父はただの男だった

  • IT'S ALMOST NOTHING."

    "ほとんど何もない"

  • ARE YOU SINGLE?

    ARE YOU SINGLE?

  • WHAT!

    WHAT!

  • HE JUNIORED ON: >> WE'VE GOTTEN CONTROL OF THIS

    彼は次のように言った >> 俺たちがこの状況をコントロールしている

  • THING.

    THING.

  • WE UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS.

    私たちは、それがどのように機能するかを理解しています。

  • THEY HAVE THE THERAPEUTICS TO BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

    THEY HAVE THE THERAPEUTICS TO BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH THIS.

  • IF YOU LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT MY INSTAGRAM.

    これを見るなら、私のインスタグラムを見てください。

  • >> Stephen: OKAY, LET'S LOOK AT HIS INSTAGRAM.

    >> スティーブンよし、彼のインスタグラムを見てみよう。

  • >> HEY, GUYS.

    >> HEY, GUYS.

  • HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL.

    HOPE YOU'RE DOING WELL.

  • JUST WATCHING MY ALGORITHMS GET CRUSHED.

    私の英単語が潰されていくのを見ているだけだ

  • >> Stephen: FROM THE LOOKS OF THINGS, "INSTANT GRAM" MIGHT BE

    >> スティーブン物事の様子からすると、「インスタントグラム」は、

  • THE NAME OF DON JUNIOR'S COCAINE DELIVERY SERVICE.

    THE NAME OF DON JUNIOR'S COCAINE DELIVERY SERVICE.

  • BECAUSE IT SURE SEEMS LIKE HE'S CRUSHING MORE THAN HIS

    彼は自分よりも多くのものを 潰しているように見えるからだ

  • ALGORITHM.

    ALGORITHM.

  • BOTH CANDIDATES WERE ON THE ROAD TODAY.

    2人の候補者は今日、道路に出ていました

  • BIDEN TRAVELED TO MINNESOTA, WISCONSIN, AND IOWA, WHILE TRUMP

    バイデンは トランプの間に ミネソタ州、ウィスコンシン州、アイオワ州を旅した

  • CAMPAIGNED IN MICHIGAN, MINNESOTA, AND WISCONSIN.

    ミシガン州、ミネソタ州、ウィスコンシン州でキャンペーンを展開。

  • TRUMP'S HITTING AMERICA'S HEARTLAND, HOPING THEY'LL FORGET

    トランプはアメリカのハートランドを攻撃しています 忘れてくれることを願っています

  • WHAT HE'S DONE TO AMERICA'S LUNG-LAND.

    アメリカの肺ランドに何をしたのか

  • SO FAR, THE POLLS HAVE BEEN GOOD FOR BIDEN, AND NOT JUST IN THE

    これまでのところ、世論調査では、バイデンには良い結果が出ています。

  • BLUE STATES.

    BLUE STATES.

  • HE'S CURRENTLY SLIGHTLY AHEAD IN GEORGIA, AND TEXAS IS A TOSSUP!

    彼はジョージア州では、少しずつ進んでいます。そして、テキサス州はトスっている!

  • TEXAS-- A STATE SO CONSERVATIVE, THEIR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR IS AN

    テキサス州は保守的な州で、副大統領はそのような州の知事です。

  • OIL DERRICK WITH A PISTOL.

    OIL DERRICK WITH A PISTOL.

  • DESPITE THE GOOD NEWS ALL AROUND THE ELECTORAL MAP, PREPARE TO

    DESPITE THE GOOD NEWS ALL AROUND THE ELECTORAL MAP, PREPARE TO

  • PANIC.

    パニックだ

  • I'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT, OKAY, READY?

    少し時間をあげるから、いい?

  • TWO POLLSTERS WHO CORRECTLY PREDICTED THAT TRUMP WOULD WIN

    トランプが勝つと正確に予測した2人の世論調査員

  • IN 2016, ARE SAYING THEY SEE POLLS AGAIN UNDERESTIMATING HIS

    2016年には、世論調査が彼を過小評価していると言っています。

  • SUPPORT.

    SUPPORT.

  • THEIR THEORY IS THAT TRUMP HAS A LOT OF SUPPORTERS WHO DON'T SHOW

    彼らの理論では、トランプは多くの支持者を持っているということです。

  • UP IN THE POLLS BECAUSE THEY ARE RELUCTANT TO SHARE THEIR

    UP IN THE POLLS BECAUSE THEY ARE RELUCTANT TO SHARE THEIR

  • OPINIONS FOR FEAR OF BEING JUDGED.

    裁かれるのを恐れての意見。

  • THEY CALL THEM "SHY TRUMP VOTERS."

    彼らは彼らを "シャイ・トランプ投票者 "と呼んでいる

  • REALLY?

    本当に?

  • "SHY TRUMP VOTERS"?

    "SHY TRUMP VOTERS"?

  • HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR RALLIES?

    HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR RALLIES?

  • WHAT WOULD "SHY TRUMP VOTERS" EVEN LOOK LIKE?

    "シャイなトランプ投票者 "は、どんな風に見えるだろうか?

  • "UM... EXCUSE ME, MAYBE WE COULD LOCK HER UP JUST A LITTLE OR

    "UM...すみませんが、少しだけ彼女を監禁してもいいですか?

  • JUST KEEP HER IN A LITTLE ROOM, OR SOMETHING?

    小さな部屋か何かに 閉じ込めておいてくれないか?

  • SHE'LL BE FINE.

    SHE'LL BE FINE.

  • MAYBE BUILD A LITTLE BIT OF THE WALL?

    MAYBE BUILD A LITTLE BIT OF THE WALL?

  • I'M SORRY.

    ごめんなさい

  • STUPID, STUPID.

    MINDLESS、MINDLESS。

  • I HATE MYSELF.

    I HATE MYSELF.

  • AND IMMIGRANTS."

    "そして移民"

  • THE BIDEN CAMPAIGN HAS GOTTEN SOME INTERESTING HELP ONLINE,

    バイデン・キャンペーンはオンラインで 興味深い助けを得ました

  • WHERE "DOMINATRIXES HAVE BEEN GETTING THEIR SUBMISSIVES TO

    ドミナトリックスがサブミッシブを取得していた場所

  • VOTE BLUE."

    VOTE BLUE."

  • IT MAKES SENSE.

    意味がある

  • WHO BETTER THAN A WOMAN WITH A WHIP TO WHIP THE VOTE?

    WHO BETTER THAN A WOMAN WITH A WHIP TO WHIP THE VOTE?

  • ONE DOMINATRIX DOING THIS IS GODDESS GIA, A FOOT AND

    これをしているワン・ドミナトリックスは、ゴッデス・ギアであり、足と足である。

  • FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX.

    FINANCIAL DOMINATRIX.

  • OKAY, FOOT AND FINANCIAL, SHE'S A DOUBLE MAJOR.

    フット&ファイナンシャル、彼女はダブルメジャーだ。

  • GOOD FOR YOU.

    GOOD FOR YOU.

  • IN EXCHANGE FOR PROOF THAT HER SUBMISSIVES HAD VOTED FOR BIDEN,

    彼女の送信者がバイデンに投票したことを 証明する代わりに

  • SHE GAVE FREE CONTENT FOR A WEEK.

    SHE GAVE FREE CONTENT FOR A WEEK.

  • SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE GIVING OUT FREE SEXY CONTENT.

    SHE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE GIVING OUT FREE SEXY CONTENT.

  • IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU VOTED, I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK'S

    IF YOU CAN PROVE TO ME THAT YOU VOTED, I'LL GIVE YOU A WEEK'S

  • MEMBERSHIP TO "CBS: SERIOUSLY, WE MEAN ALL ACCESS."

    MEMBERSHIP TO "CBS: SERIOUSLY, WE MEAN ALL ACCESS."

  • YAY, PRETTY RACY.

    イェーイ、プリティレイシー。

  • YOU KNOW "BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA?" YOU GO VOTE, YOU GET TO SEE

    YOU KNOW "BOB HEARTS ABISHOLA?" YOU GO VOTE, YOU GET TO SEE

  • BOB EGGPLANT ABISHOLA.

    BOB EGGPLANT ABISHOLA。

  • I'D WATCH THAT.

    I'D WATCH THAT.

  • AND THERE'S MORE AT STAKE THAN THE SATISFACTION OF DOING YOUR

    自分の仕事をしている満足感よりも

  • CIVIC DUTY.

    CIVIC DUTY.

  • YOU SEE, SUBMISSIVES HAVE TO OBEY THEIR DOMINATRIXES

    ほらね、受信者は自分の支配に従わなければならないのよ

  • AND MANY OF THESE DOMS ARE SAYING, "IF YOU DON'T

    AND MANY OF THESE DOMS ARE SAYING, "IF YOU DON'T

  • REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU DON'T GET TO FINISH."

    REGISTER TO VOTE, YOU DON'T GET TO FINISH."

  • AND UNTIL WE KNOW WHO WON, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK

    AND UNTIL WE KNOW WHO WON, THEY'RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK

  • WITH RAGING ELECTIONS.

    選挙が荒れている。

  • WARNING: IF YOUR TRUMP LASTS MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, CALL YOUR

    WARNING: IF YOUR TRUMP LASTS MORE THAN FOUR YEARS, CALL YOUR

  • DOCTOR.

    先生。

  • WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

    WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

  • NEIL deGRASSE TYSON IS HERE.

    ニール・デグラス・タイソンはここにいる。

  • BU WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL BE JOINED BY A SURPRISE GUEST.

    BU WHEN WE RETURN, I'LL BE JOINED BY A SURPRISE GUEST.

  • IT'S JON STEWART.

    ジョン・ステュアートだ

  • STICK AROUND.

    回り込んで

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We Aren't The Only Ones Paranoid About Election Day, Trump Is So Superstitious He's Re-enacting 2016 (We Aren't The Only Ones Paranoid About Election Day, Trump Is So Superstitious He's Re-enacting 2016)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2020 年 10 月 31 日
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