YOU TO BE A GAMBLING MAN BUT IF YOU HAD TO PLACE A BET ON TRUMP

賭博師のくせに トランプに賭けるとしたら

OR BIDEN, WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR MONEY?

OR BIDEN, WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING YOUR MONEY?

>> WELL, I WANT TO SAY BIDEN.

>> ビデンと言いたいんだが。

>> YEAH, OKAY, IAN, IAN?

>> YEAH, OKAY, IAN, IAN?

>> ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN?

>> ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN?

I DON'T THINK ARE YOU A GAMBLING MAN.

あなたが賭博師だとは思わないわ

>> I'M A RAMBLING MAN.

>> 私はRAMBLING MANです。

>> ARE YOU A RAMBLING PAN BUT NOT A GAMBLING MAN.

>> >>お前はパンを叩く奴だが、 叩く奴ではない。

>> THAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM.

>> THAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR ALBUM.

>> RAMBLING MAN, NOT A GAMBLING MAN.

>> ギャンブルマンではなく、RAMBLING MAN。

>> THE REASON I'M ASKING IS THIS BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ACTUALLY

ARE BETTING ON THE ELECTION RESULTS.

選挙結果に賭けています。

IN FACT, ACCORDING TO ONE GAMING SITE THE 2020 ELECTION COULD GO

実際、あるゲームサイトによると、2020年の選挙では、投票が行われる可能性があるとのことです。

DOWN AS THE MOST BELT ON EVENT IN HISTORY.

歴史上、最もベルトを巻いたイベントの一つに数えられています。

FINALLY SOMETHING TO BRING A LITTLE EXCITEMENT TO WHAT WOULD

やっと普通の生活にちょっとしたワクワク感をもたらすものができた。

HAVE OTHERWISE BEEN AN INCREDIBLY DUL EVENING.

HAVE OTHERWISEは、信じられないほどダルなイブニングでした。

I MEAN GAMBLING ON THE ELECTION RESULTS, WHICH MEANS PEOPLE ARE

私は選挙結果に賭博をしているのですが、それはつまり、人々がいるということです。

GOING TO BE AT HOME WATCHING CNN LIKE COME ON, SLEEPY JOE, COME

家に帰ってCNNを見ているようなものだ

ON, COME ON, JOE, DON'T SLOW DOWN, BUDDY, GO!

さあ来い ジョー スピードを落とさないで 行け！

DID YOU KNOW I WROTE THOSE.

DID YOU KNOW I WROTE THOSE.

>> FROM YOU WRITING-- I NEVER TALK ABOUT IT ON THE SHOW.

>> あなたが書いた文章から... 番組ではその話はしません。

I AM GIVING IT AWAY.

私はそれを手放します。

SOMETHING I LIKE TO KEEP PERSONALLY FOR ME BECAUSE I PUT

私が個人的に持っておきたいと思っているものは、私のために置いています。

SOMUCH OF MY LIFE PUBLIC AND OUT THERE.

私の人生の一部を公にして、そこら中で。

I'M NOT HITTING HIM, IT IS FOR ME.

彼を殴ってないわ 私のためよ

WHAT?

WHAT?

COME ON, JOE!

来いよ ジョー！

>> WHOA.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

CALM DOWN.

落ち着いて

>> SHHH.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> I GOT A TWEET TODAY, I WHREEP [BLEEP] YOU NOT FROM SOMEONE WHO

>> 今日はツイッターがあって、誰かからではなく、あなたを泣かせています。

SAID, I WATCHED THE LAST TOOR SHOWS.

最後のトーアショーを見たよ

ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE YOU OKAY?

(LAUGHTER) I'M NOT BEING WEIRD, I WATCH THE

私は変なことはしてないわ

SHOW A LOT.

たくさん見せて

AND EVERYONE IS GOING THROUGH SOMETHING.

誰もが何かを経験している

JUST CHECKING IN, ARE YOU OKAY?

JUST CHECKING IN, ARE YOU OKAY?

AND I DID REPLY.

返事をしました

CUZ I THINK IT'S EVIDENCE.

それは証拠だと思う

OF COURSE TRUMP AND BIEND ARE BOTH ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL AND

もちろん トランプとBIENDの両方が選挙戦線上にあると

TODAY THEY BOTH HELD RALLIES IN TAMPA, FLORIDA.

今日は両方ともフロリダ州タンパで集会を開いた

I MEAN FIRST THEY LOST THE WORLD SERIES, NOW TRUMP VISITING THEM.

最初は世界シリーズに負けて 今はトランプが訪問してる

IT'S A ROUGH WEEK FOR TAMPA BAY.

タンパベイは荒れた週です

BOTH CANDIDATES IT TOP STOPPED IN TAMPA ON THE SAME DAY, AN

両候補は同じ日にタンパで停車しました

OLD-FASHIONED TAMPA BAY SHOWDOWN.

OLD-FASHIONED TAMPA BAY SHOWDOWN.

THE GRAND PERS AND TAM PASSING THE TAMPA TWO STEP, THE MELEE IN

THE GRAND PERS AND TAM PASSING THE TAMPA TWO STEP, THE MELEE IN.

THE BAY, I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TAMPA BAY, I'M MAKING THIS ALL

湾、私はタンパベイについて何も知らない、私はこれをすべて作っています。

UP.

UPします。

SORRY, I DON'T KNOW BUT AT TRUMP'S RALLY FIRST LADY MELANIA

申し訳ありませんが、私は知らないのですが、トランプ大統領の集会では、メラニアの最初の女性でした。

TRUMP TOOK TO THE STAGE TO SPEAK ABOUT THE NEED FOR SOCIAL

トランプは社会の必要性を語るためにステージに立った

DISTANCING WHILE SPEAKING TO A PACKED CROWD OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS

DISTANCING WHILE SPEAKING TO A PACKED CROWD OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS

WHO WEREN'T WEARING MASKS.

誰がマスクをしていなかったのか

>> THE PRESIDENT IS FOCUSED ON NOT ONLY DESTROYING THE VIRUS

>> 大統領は、ウイルスを破壊することだけに焦点を当てています。

AND BUILDING BACK THE ECONOMY, THEY ARE FOCUSED ON CREATING

経済を立て直し、創造することに集中しています。

WAYS FOR PEOPLE TO SAFELY STOP ISOLATING AND GATHERING WITH

人々が安全に分離・蓄積を止めるための方法

FRIENDS AGAIN ON A SAFE DISTANCES.

FRIENDS AGAIN ON A SAFE DISTANCES.

>> WOW.

>> ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN, I KBTS, CAN I, I CAN'T-- THAT'S

>> ジェームスI CAN'T EVEN, I KBTS, CAN I, CAN I, CAN'T -- THAT'S

LIKE GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT SOCIAL DISTANCING AT A RALLY

集会で社会の隔たりについてスピーチをするように

WHERE NO ONE IS SOCIAL DISTANCE-- THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT

誰もいないところでは 社会的な距離感がない それはまさにその通りです。

WAS HAPPENING.

起こっていた。

WHEN DOES MELANIA READ THESE SPEECHES? IS SHE READING THEM

メラニアはいつこれらのスピーチを読むのか？ 彼女は読んでいるのか？

IN REALTIME?

IN REALTIME?

RIGHT, THERE IS NO ONE THERE BOTHER TO LOOK AROUND AND GO OH,

RIGHT, THERE IS NO ONE THERE BOTHER TO LOOK AROUND AND GO OH,

THIS, THIS MIGHT FEEL WEIRD, NO?

変な感じがしないか？

THE ONLY PEOPLE AT THAT RALLY WHO ARE SOCIALLY DISTANT ARE

THE ONLY PEOPLE AT THAT RALLY WHO ARE SOCIALLY DISTANT ARE

DONALD AND MEL ANIAN-- MELANIA AND THEY WERE DOING IT BEFORE

ドナルドとメル・アニアン... メラニアと２人は以前からやっていた

COVID.

COVID.

AND ANOTHER POWNT TRUMP ATTACKED JOE BIDEN BUT ENDED UP INIS

そして、もう一つのPOWNT TRUMPはJOE BIDENを攻撃したが、INISになってしまった。

THING HIS OWN FRIENDS.

彼自身の友人たちのこと。

>> I CAN MAKE APPROXIMATE A COUPLE OF TEESES GUYS, THEY ARE

>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>

FRIENDS OF MINE, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THEY ARE BETTER

FRIENDS OF MINE, THEY ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE, THEY ARE BETTER

THAN JOE REASONS REALLY?

THAN JOE REASONS REALLY?

WOW.

うわー。

>> HE CAN LITERALLY SAY ANYTHING AT ONE OF THESE RALLIES AND

>> 彼はこの集会で文字通り何でも言えるし、何でも言える。

PEOPLE WILL CHEER.

PEOPLE WILL CHEER.

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS FOR THOSE

THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A ROLLER COASTER OF EMOTIONS FOR THOSE

GUYS IN THE CROWD.

群れの中の男たち

THE PRESIDENT JUST CALLED THEM FRENSD.

大統領はちょうど彼らをフレンSDと呼んでいます。

WHAT?

WHAT?

TRUMP THEN WENT OFF TO CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF WHO RAN

TRUMP THEN WENT OFF TO CONGRESSMAN ADAM SCHIFF WHO RAN

THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL AGAINST HIM IN THE SENATE.

上院での彼に対するインピーチメント裁判

AND HE WAS VERY SPECIFIC IN HIS DESCRIPTION OF THE SCHIFF, TAKE

彼はシフの説明を非常に具体的にしていました。

A LOOK.

A LOOK。

>> RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA, AREN'T WE TIRED OF THIS CRAP.

>> >>ロシアロシアロシアロシアロシア、このくだらない話には飽き飽きした。

I FEEL LIKE-- I SAW SCHIFF THE OTHER DAY, TWO DAYS AGO,

I FEEL LIKE-- I SAW SCHIFF THE OTHER DAY, TWO DAYS AGO,

WATERMELON, HE LOOKED LIKE A WATERMELON HEAD, RIGHT.

WATERMELON, HE LOOKED LIKE A WATERMELON HEAD, RIGHT.

>> James: WATERMELON, WATERMELON HEAD, WHAT YOU ARE

>>ジェームスWATERMELON, WATERMELON HEAD, what you are you are.

SAYING IS THAT MAN IS A JUMPING OFF POINT FOR A HIT HARRY STYLES

SAYING IS THAT MAN IS A JUMPING OFF POINT FOR HIT HARRY STYLESのヒット曲。

SONG.

SONG.

THAT'S A SHAME.

残念だ

KILLED ON ZOOM, THAT.

ＺＯＯＭで殺された

SUSAN, DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT SONG BY HARRY STYLES.

ハリー・スタイルズの歌を知らないのか？

>> I DO.

>> 私はそうしています。

>> James: OH.

>>ジェームスジェームス: OH.

(LAUGHTER) I UNDERSTOOD ALL OF IT, IT JUST

（笑）私はそれのすべてを理解していました、それはちょうど。

WASN'T VERY FUNNY, YEAH, NO, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

WASN'T VERY FUNNY, YEAH, NO, YOU ARE RIGHT, IT WASN'T THAT FUNNY.

IT WASN'T.

そうじゃなかった

IT WAS NOT THAT FUNNY, SUSAN.

そんなに楽しくなかったわ、スーザン。

YOU ARE BANG ON RIGHT.

YOU ARE BANG ON RIGHT.

MOVING ON, WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION

ホームオーナーズ・アソシエーションを お見せしたいと思いまして

IN TEXAS HAS ASKED A WOMAN TO TAKE DUN HER INAPPROPRIATE

IN TEXAS HAS ASKED A WOMAN TO TAKE DUN HER INAPPROPRIATE

HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEY FEATURED SKELETONS POSED ON

HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS BECAUSE THEY FEATURED SKELETONS POSED ON

STRIPPER POLES, RIGHT, HER THEY ARE HERE.

STRIPPER POLES, RIGHT, HER THEY ARE HERE.

LOOK AT THAT.

見ろよ

I MEAN IT IS INAPPROPRIATE, THOSE SKELETONS SHOULD BE

私はそれが不適切であることを意味します、これらのスケルトンは、あるべきです。

WEARING MASK.

マスクを着用しています。

HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS.

HERE'S MY THING WITH THIS.

I LIKE WHEN THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION SAID THAT THE

住宅所有者協会が言っていたことが好きです。

DECORATIONS WERE INAPPROPRIATE BECAUSE OF THE STRIPPER POLE,

DECORATIONS WERE INAPPROPRIATE BECAUSE OF THE STRIPPER POLE,

NOT BECAUSE THEY SLOW DE CEASED LUMS.

NOT BECAUSE THE SLOW DE CEASED LUMS.

WHOSE FLESH HAS ROTTED AWAY.

腐ってしまった人の肉。

IT IS ROTTED AWAY, THEY WERE BURIED DECADES AGO AND THEIR

何十年も前に埋葬されていたのです

FLESH HAS BEEN EATEN BY MAGGOTS AND WORMS, EXOSED AND THEY SHOW

生息地は、ウジ虫や害虫に食べられ、露出していて、それを示しています。

COME BACK TO LIFE AFTER THEIR FAMILIES HAVE MOURNED THEM.

COME BACK TO LIFE AFTER THEIR FAMILIES HAVE MOURNED THEM.

THINK ABOUT THE GRIEVE AND THEY HAVE COME BACK, THE SKELETONS

グリーヴと彼らは戻ってきた、スケルトンのことを考える

MADE THE SKINS, SOME BOABS, THAT IS FEUN, IT IS THE FACT THAT

皮を作ったのは、いくつかの皮を作ったのは、それは、それは、それは事実です。

THEY ARE STRIPPERS.

THEY ARE STRIPPERS.

AND I HONESTLY THINK THAT'S MY BEEF WITH HALLOWEEN, THAT IS MY

そして、私は正直に、それがハロウィンと私の牛肉だと思っています。

ISSUE WITH ALL OF THIS.

ISSUE WITH ALL OF THIS.

IS THAT IT'S JUST-- WE WERE GOING TO DO A STORY THE OTHER

それはただの...私たちは他の人の話をしようとしていました。

NIGHT ABOUT A GUY, WE WERE-- A GUY WHOSE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS

ある男についての夜 私たちは... ハロウィンの飾りつけをしていた男

WERE SO LIKE, THERE WAS A DIRE-- WITH WAS IT, LIKE THERE

まるで、そこにあったように、そこにあったように、そこにあったように、そこにあったように、そこにあったように、そこにあったように、そこにあったように。

WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE, AND THE GUY HAD FALLEN OFF THE ROOF AND

至る所に血がありました、そして男は屋根から落ちていたと

HE HAD LIKE A WASHING MACHINE AND THE POLICE WENT AROUND

彼は洗濯機のようになっていて 警察が回ってきた

BECAUSE SOMEONE REPORTED A MURDER.

誰かが殺人を報告したからだ

AND WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS STORY AND SEE THE-- WE COULDN'T

AND WE WERE GOING TO DO THIS STORY AND SEE THE-- WE COULDN'T

SHOW IT ON TELEVISION.

テレビで見せろ

AND THAT'S HALLOWEEN IN AMERICA.

そして、アメリカのハロウィン。

AND HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION ARE LIKE

住宅所有者協会の何人がこのような人なのか

WE'RE FINE WITH THE CORPORATIONS.

WE'RE FINE WITH THE CORPORATIONS.

WE'RE FINE WITH-- YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, GET A REAL

WE'RE FINE WITH-- YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, GET A REAL

SKELETON, A REAL ONE.

本物のスケルトンだ

>> LIKE A FRESH ONE.

>> >>新鮮なもののように。

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, TO REALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM, WE

YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO, TO REALLY GET TO THE BOTTOM, WE

SHOULD SKILL SOMEONEK SKIN THEM AND THEN STAND OUTSIDE GO, OH,

SKILL SOMEONEK SKIN THEM AND THEN STAND OUTSIDE GO, OH.

YOU'RE FINE WITH IN.

YOU'RE FINE WITH IN.

>> Reggie: THAT WOULD BE.

>> レジー：そうだな。

>> THAT BE A REAL CARPOOL SCARY-OKE.

>> それは本物のカープール・スケアリー・オーケーになる。

>> WOW, YOU'RE ON [BLEEP] FIRE TONIGHT, ARE YOU ON FIRE.

>> WOW, YOU'RE ON [BLEEP] FIRE TONIGHT, ARE YOU ON FIRE.

NOT ONLY HAVE YOU COME DRESSED AS A MECHANIC IN A SITCOM IN THE

あなたはシットコムでメカニックの格好をしていただけでなく

'90S, IAN, A SITCOM, WHO FIXES THE BOILER, BUT LIKE WILL FROM

90年代、IAN、SITCOM、WHO FIXES THE BOILER、BUT LIKE WILL FROM。

WILL AND GRACE.

WILL AND GRACE（意志と恩寵）。

>> I AM GOING TO OVERCHARGE FOR THE CARBURETOR.

>> カーバレットの値段が高くなりそうです。

SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T SHE.

SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T SHE.

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: OH DEAR.

>> ジェームスジェームス: OH DEAR.

COME ON, WE'VE GOT VIN DIESEL COMING UN.

来いよ、俺たちはVIN DIESELを持ってきたんだ

>> OH YEAH.

>> ω・`)ω・`)ω・`)ω・`)ω・`)

>> James: IS VIN DIESEL LISTENING.

>>ジェームスVIN DIESEL LISTENING.

>> HE MIGHT BE LISTENING, HE IS IN THE ZOOM.

>> 彼は聞いているかもしれない、ズームの中にいる。

>> James: I WOULD LOVE IT IF VIN DIESEL IS LISTENING.

>> ジェームスヴィンディーゼルが聞いているならば、私はそれを愛しています。

VIN DIESEL WAS THE LAST GUEST ON THE SHOW WITH AN AUDIENCE.

VIN DIESELは、オーディエンスとショーの最後のゲストだった。

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> James: YEAH.

>> ジェームズジェームス: はい。

THAT SEEMS JEERS AGO.

それは昔のことのようだ

WHEN WE COME BACK WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO VIN DIESEL, EVERYBODY.

私たちが戻ってくるとき 私たちは話をすることになっています VIN DIESEL、すべての人に。

COME ON BACK.

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