BRILLIANT NEW SPECIAL YOU TALK QUITE A LOT ABOUT YOUR

BRILLIANT NEW SPECIAL YOU TALK QUITE A LOT ABOUT YOUR

UNRESTRAINED LOST FOR NEW YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO.

ニューヨーク州知事 アンドリュー・クオモのために 拘束されていません

>> I MEAN I TALK MORE ABOUT ANDREW CUOMO THAN I DO ABOUT

>> アンドリュー・クオモのことよりも、アンドリュー・クオモのことを多く話しているという意味です。

ANYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS.

ANYTHING ELSE THESE DAYS.

I WENT THROUGH A PERIOD OF TIME WHERE I WAS DEFINITELY SEXUALLY

私は、明らかにセクシーな時期を経験しました。

ATRACTED TO HIM.

彼に引き込まれた

>> YES, YOU TALK VERY MUCH ABOUT ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU WOULD

>> YES, YOU TALK VERY MUCH ABOUT ALL OF THE THINGS THAT YOU WOULD

LIKE TO DO WITH HIM.

彼と一緒にやるのが好きなんだ

BUT SINCE HE ISN'T THE ONLY BLUE STATE STUD IN OFFICE RIGHT NOW

BUT SINCE HE ISN'T THE ONLY BLUE STATE STUD IN OFFICE RIGHT NOW

WE THOUGHT WE WOULD SEE WHICH CURRENT DEMS YOU WOULD LET SLIDE

どの現行の民主党をスライドさせたいか 見てみようと思ったんだが

INTO YOUR DM'S IN A ROUND-OF-SHAG, MARRY, BANISH TO

あなたのＤＭの中に一周して、結婚して、バニッシュして

AN ISLAND.

AN ISLAND。

>> OKAY, OKAY.

>>OKAY、OKAY。

>> James: SO HERE WE'VE GOT THESE THREE HERE, THESE ARE OUR

>> ジェームス: ここにあるのはこの3つ、これは俺たちのものだ。

FIRST ONE, ANDREW CUOMO, GAVIN NEWSOM AND CORY BOOKER.

FIRST ONE, ANDREW CUOMO, GAVIN NEWSOM AND CORY BOOKER.

NOW ONE OF THESE, YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH, ONE NIGHT ONE TIME.

NOW ONE OF THESE, YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH, ONE NIGHT ONE TIME.

THE OTHER YOU HAVE TO MARRY.

THE OTHER YOU HAVE TO MARRY.

TILL DEATH US DO PART, THE WHOLE THING, DOG, THE OTHER ONE YOU

死ぬまで二人は別々に、全体を、犬を、もう一人のあなたを

PAN BANISH TO AN ISLAND NEVER TO SEE THEM AGAIN.

PAN BANISH TO AN ISLAND NEVER TO SEE THEM AGAIN.

WHO WOULD IT BE.

WHO WOULD IT BE.

>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, ANDREW CUOMO WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE

>> WELL, FIRST OF ALL, ANDREW CUOMO WOULD BE MY FIRST CHOICE

FOR.

FOR.

>> I THINK.

>> 思うんだけどね。

>> James: FOR MARRIAGE.

>> ジェイムズだ結婚のために

>> WELL, LET ME JUST WORK THIS OUT WITH YOU, BECAUSE CORY BOOK

>> WELL, LET ME JUST WORK THIS OUT WITH YOU, BECAUSE CORY BOOK

CERTIFICATE MY HOME STATE SENATOR.

私の故郷の州の上院議員を証明します

HE IS THE SENATOR FROM NEW JERSEY AND I REALLY LIKE HIM.

彼はニュージェシーの上院議員で 私は彼が好きなんです

HE'S VERY POETIC AND FLOWERY WHICH I THINK WOULD GET ON MY

彼はとても詩的で花のようで、それは私の上に乗ると思う。

NERVES OVER TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT I MEAN, BUT I LOVE HIM, HE

NERVES OVER TIME, YOU KNOW WHAT WHAT I MEAN, BUT I LOVE HIM, HE

IS A DESCENT GUY BUT I JUST DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM.

デサントな男だけど、彼とは付き合いたくない。

LONG-TERM, WE ARE NOT ON THE SAME PAGE, HE IS A VEGAN.

長期的には、私たちは同じページにいない、彼は菜食主義者です。

SO I GUESS I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH GOVIN NEWSOM-- NO, NO, I WOULD

だからゴビン・ニューソムとセックスして...いやいや、するよ

HAVE SEX WITH CORY, NO, I THINK I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH GAFFE

コリーとセックスをする、いや、私はガッフェとセックスをしたいと思う

INNEWSOM.

INNEWSOM.

>> James: NO.

>>ジェームスいいえ。

>> WHO ARE YOU BAN YOU WERING TO AN ISLAND.

>> WHO ARE YOU BAN YOU WERING TO AN ISLAND.

>> I THINK I HAVE TO BANISH-- OKAY.

>> I THINK I HAVE TO BANISH-- OKAY.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

ちょっと待って

I-- OH, OKAY, I'M GOING MARRY ANDREW CUOMO.

私は... わかったわ アンドリュー・クオモと結婚するの

>> James: OF COURSE.

>> ジェームズもちろんです

>> ES SEA GOING TO PROTECT ME.

>> 海が私を守ってくれます。

>> James: A LOCK.

>>ジェームス。A LOCK.

>> I WILL HAVE SEX WITH CORY BOOK ARE AND GAVIN NEWSOM I WILL

>> I WILL HAVE SEX WITH CORY BOOK ARE AND GAVIN NEWSOM I WILL

BANISH TO THE ISLAND.

BANISH TO THE ISLAND.

>> James: I AGREE.

>> ジェームズ同意します。

>> BECAUSE IN THAT ORDER THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE I ADMIRE THE MOST

>> BECAUSE IN THAT ORDER THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE I ADMIRE THE MOST

IN THIS MOMENT.

この瞬間に

ANDREW CUOMO, CORY BOOKER AND GAVIN NEWSOM.

ANDREW CUOMO, CORY BOOKER AND GAVIN NEWSOM.

>> James: THERE WE GO, BECAUSE WE MUST ABIDE BY THE EQUAL TIME

>> ジェームス私たちは平等な時間を守らなければならないからです。

RULES, WE HAVE TO BALANCE THIS OUT.

RULES, WE HAVE TO BALANCE THIS OUT.

SO WE ARE GOING TO MOVE ON SOME REPUBLICANS CELEBBITIES.

だから我々はいくつかの共和党の世間話に移動するために起こっています。

SO HERE YOU HAVE GOT SCOTT BAIO, JAMES WOODS AND THE AMERICAN BAD

SO HERE YOU HAVE GOT SCOTT BAIO, JAMES WOODS AND THE AMERICAN BAD

ASS HIMSELF, KID ROCK.

ASS HIMSELF, KID ROCK.

SO WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG, WHO WOULD YOU MARRY, WHO WOULD

SO WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHAG, WHO WOULD YOU MARRY, WHO WOULD

YOU BANISH.

YOU BANISH.

>> I MEAN-- CHELSEA AND CHACHI.

>> チェルシアとチャチのことです

>> IS HE DEFINITELY THE ONLY ONE I COULD POSSIBLY [BLEEP] IS HIM,

>> 仝それにしても、私が考えていたのは、彼しかいないのです。

I'M SORRY.

ごめんなさい

>> YOU HAVE TO DO THAT WITH TWO OF THEM.

>> YOU HAVE TO DO THAT WITH TWO OF THEM.

>> OKAY, SO THE BANISH TO THE ISLAND HAS TO BE KID ROCK

>> OKAY, SO THE BANISH TO THE ISLAND HAS TO BE KID ROCK

BECAUSE I CAN'T DEAL WITH HATS AND STUFF.

帽子や物を扱うことができないからだ

>> James: GONE, JAMES WOODS I WILL-- WELL, HE'S THE OLDEST SO

>> ジェームス行け、ジェームス・ウッドズ 私は... そう、彼が最年長なんだから

HE WILL PASS AWAY SOONER SO I WILL MARRY LIMB.

HE WILL PASS AWAY SOONER SO I WILL MARRY LIMB.

AND THEN SCOTT BA BAIO I WILL HAVE SEX WITH.

そしてスコット・バ・ベイオとセックスする

THAT IS EASY.

それは簡単だ

>> WE ARE GOING THROUGH, FEUNLLY, YOU HAVE ONE MORE FOR

>> WE ARE GOING THROUGH, FEUNLLY, YOU HAVE ONE MORE FOR

YOU, AFTER O WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN

YOU, AFTER O WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN

POLITICIANS.

POLITICIANS.

OKAY AM YOU HAVE TED CRUZ.

OKAY AM YOU HAVE TED CRUZ.

LINDSEY GRAHAM AND MITCH McCONNELL.

LINDSEY GRAHAMとMITCH McCONNELL。

WHO DO YOU SLEEP WITH, WHO DO YOU MARRY AND WHO DO YOU BANISH

WHO DO YOU SLEEP WITH, WHO DO YOU MARRY AND WHO DO YOU BANISH

TO AN ISLAND.

島へ。

>> OKAY, THIS ONE I HAVE A BOOED ONE.

>> OKAY, THIS ONE I HAVE A BOOED ONE.

THEY ARE GOING TO, WHICH IS, THIS FACE FORWARD SEX OR CAN I

彼らは行くんだよ、それは、顔を前に出してセックスするんだよ、それとも僕はいいかな？

BE FACING A DIFFERENT DIRECTION?

異なる方向性に直面しているのか？

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)。

>> James: EITHER WAY.

>> ジェームスどちらでもいい

>> AND I'M WEARING A MASK HAVE.

>> そして、私は仮面をつけています。

>> James: EITHER WAY TED CRUZ CRIES AT SOME POINT DURING IT.

>> ジェイムズEITHER WAY TED CRUZ CRUZ CRESES AT SOME POINT DURING IT.

>> OKAY.

>>OKAY。

YEAH, TED CRUZ IS IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE SEX WITH, SO THIS IS WHAT I

ああ、テッド・クルーズはセックスできないから、こうなった。

AM GOING TO DO, I AM GOING TO-- I'M GOING TO BANISH TED

私はTEDを追放します

CRUZ TO AN ISLAND.

CRUZ TO AN ISLAND.

>> James: REALLY.

>> ジェームズ本当に。

>> SEE I'M MARRYING CRUZ EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.

>> 私はクルスと結婚していることを確認してください。

>> HE IS A TURN COAT AND A LIAR AN HE DOESN'T EVEN PROTECT HIS

>> 彼はターンコートで嘘つきで 自分の身を守ろうともしない

OWN WIVE OR DEFEND HIS OWN WIFE.

OWN WIVE OR DEFEND HIS OWN WIFE.

IS HE GOING TO AN ISLAND AND HE IS A SCUM BAG.

彼は島に行ってクズのクズだ

IS HE GOING TO AN ISLAND.

彼は島に行くのか

>> James: WHEREAS MITCH.

>> ジェームスMITCH.

>> MCH I'M ABOUTING TO HAVE SEX WITH JUST SO I CAN BEAT HIM UP.

>> MCH I'M ABOUTING TO HEX WITH JUST I CAN BEAT HIM UPのためにセックスをしようとしている。

I WOULD HAVE SHALL-- HE WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT HIT HIM, IF I

I WOULD HAVE SHALL-- HE WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT HIT HIM, IF I

LANDED ON TOP OF HIM, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN,

LANDED ON TOP OF HIM, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN,

HOPEFULLY HE WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND WE WOULD BE DONE WITH

HOPEFULLY HE WOULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND WE WOULD BE DONE WITH

HIM.

HIM.

AND THEN LINDSEY GRAHAM, OBVIOUSLY I WILL CHOOSE TO MARRY

そしてリンドシー・グラハム 私は結婚することを選びます

BECAUSE HE'S SO EASY TO MANIPULATE MENTALLY THAT I CAN

なぜなら彼は精神的に管理しやすいからだ

TURN HIM INTO A DEMOCRAT SCRZ THAT'S IT.

彼を民主主義者に変えろ それだけだ

SHE HAS DONE IT.

SHE HAS DONE IT.