WHAT WE WON'T HAVE IN-PERSON AUDIENCES FOR THE TIME BEING DUE

WHAT WE WON'T HAVE IN-PERSON AUDIENCES FOR THE TIME BEING DUE

TO SAFETY PRECAUTIONS, PLEASE CHECK OUT PAST EPISODES IN ALL

安全上の注意点として、全ての番組で過去のエピソードをチェックしてください。

OUR CAR POOL KARAOKE VIDEOS ON OUR YouTube PAGE, FOLLOW ME ON

カープールカラオケの動画をYouTubeページで公開しています。

TWITTER AT

TWITTER AT

" RHAMES ME ON VING, FIND ME A

"ヴィングの上で私を見付けてくれ

FLIGHT ON KAYAK, SHOW ME AN OX ON MYYAK, MEET ME ON ZOOM, NAME

カヤックで飛行、ミヤックでOXを見せて、ズームで会いましょう、名前を付けて

ME ON TUNE, CUDDLE ME ON SPOON, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT ME IN

ME ON TUNE, CUDDLE ME ON SPOON, BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT ME IN

ME ON TUNE, CUDDLE ME ON SPOON, BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT ME IN

ME ON TUNE, CUDDLE ME ON SPOON, BOOM BOOM BOOM WANT ME IN

YOUR ROOM, MANAGE ME ON GOOGLETASK, YELL AT ME ON WEAR A

自分の部屋でグーグルタスクで管理して ウェアを着て怒鳴る

MASK, FIND ME A PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY, FIND ME A DANISH ON

MASK, FIND ME A PLAYLIST ON SPOTIFY, FIND ME A DANISH ON DANISH

SPOT-A-PIE, CHECK MY TEMP ON FAHRENHEIT, TALK LIKE TRUMP ON

SPOT-A-PIE, CHECK MY TEMP ON FAHRENHEIT, TALK LIKE TRUMP ON

YO-SEMITE, MESSAGE ME ON WHATSAPP, MEGAN THEE ON WHATSWAP

YO-SEMITE, MESSAGE ME ON WHATSAPP, MEGAN THEE ON WHATSWAP

MATCH WITH ME ON BUMBLE, "GET KNOCKED DOWN!" ON CHUMBAWUMBLE

MATCH WITH ME ON BUMBLE, "GET KNOCKED DOWN!" ON CHUMBAWUMBLE

WET ME ON MOAT, SWAB ME ON THROAT, MILK ME ON OAT, "OH MY

WET ME ON MOAT, SWAB ME ON THROAT, MILK ME ON OAT, "OH MY

GOD, NO, I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER THING" ON BLOAT, SET UP MY

GOD, NO, I CAN'T EAT ANOTHER THING" ON BLOAT, SET UP MY

WORKFLOW ON TO-DO-IST, GET ME A NEW PHONE ON YO, WHODIS?

WORKFLOW ON TO-DO-IST, GET ME A NEW PHONE ON YO, WHODIS?

MESSAGE ME ON GROUPME, GWYNETH ME ON GOOPME, CANCEL MY REZ ON

GROUPMEで私にメッセージを送る、GOOPMEでGWYNETH私は、上の私のREZをキャンセルします。

OPENTABLE, BETRAY MY BROTHER ON CAIN-N-ABEL, STREAM ME ON HULU,

OPENTABLE, BETRAY MY BROTHER ON CAIN-N-ABEL, STREAM ME ON HULU.

LIVE YOUR TRUTH ON DOYOU!

あなたの真実をあなたの上で生きてください

BUY ME A GIFT ON SHOPIFY, FORGET SOMEONE'S NAME ON "HEY, BIG

SHOPIFYでギフトを買って、"HEY, BIG "で誰かの名前を忘れる

GUY?" PAY ME TOMORROW ON PAYPAL, RAY

"GUY？"明日、ペイパルで払ってくれ、レイ

ME ROMANO ON RAYPAL, MAKE ME RICH ON P.O. TRADE, POWERS ME ON

ME ROMANO ON RAYPAL, MAKE ME RICH ON P.O.TRADE, POWERS ME ON

OH, BEHAVE!

ビーブ！

WATCH ANIME ON CRUNCHYROLL, MATILDA ME ON TRUNCHYBULL,

クランチロールでアニメを見たり、トランシーバーでマチルダミーを見たり。

SUNDAY ME ON BRUNCHYSTROLL, GET MAD AT ME ON PUNCHYHOLE, CHAT ME

日曜はブランチストロールで私を、パンチホールで私を怒らせて、私をチャットします。

UP ON DISCORD, HIT ME UP ON DIS CORD, ORDER ME ON CAVIAR, TWIRL

DISCORDで俺を叩いて DIS CORDで俺を叩いて CAVIARで俺を注文して TWIRLで俺を叩いて

MY STACHE ON HANDLEBAR OR, IF YOU WISH, FEEL FREE TO WRITE ME

ハンドルバーの上の私のステッシュまたは、もしよろしければ、自由に私に手紙を書いてください。

AN OLD FASHIONED LETTER BY ADDRESSING IT TO TELEVISION CITY

AN OLD FASHIONED LETTER BY ADDRESSING IT TO TELEVISION CITY

STUDIOS, 7800 BEVERLY BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90036.

STUDIOS, 7800 BEVERLY BOULEVARD, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA 90036.

BECAUSE THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION MAY BE ACTIVELY

現行の行政が活動的である可能性があるため

SABOTAGING THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE, THE ONLY WAY TO ENSURE

米国の郵便サービスを妨害している。

YOUR LETTER ACTUALLY GETS TO ME IS TO WRITE ME 25 LETTERS AND

あなたの手紙が実際に私に届くのは 25通の手紙を書くことと

DROP THEM OFF AT 25 DIFFERENT MAILBOXES.

25の異なるメールボックスでそれらをオフにドロップします。

AFTER A FEW DAYS, ONE OF YOUR LETTERS ARRIVES.

AFTER A FEW DAYS, ONE OF YOUR LETTERS ARRIVES.

THE NEXT DAY, TWO MORE ARRIVE AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, I'LL

THE NEXT DAY, TWO MORE ARRIVE AND THE DAY AFTER THAT, I'LL

FIND SEVEN MORE IDENTICAL LETTERS IN MY MAILBOX, AT WHICH

私のメールボックスの中からさらに７通の手紙を見つけてください。

POINT I'LL BE LIKE "OH, WOW.

POINT I'LL BE LIKE "OH, WOW.

SOMETHING'S OBVIOUSLY GONE WRONG HERE."

SOMETHING'S OBVIOUSLY GONE WRONG HERE."

INSTEAD OF REPLYING, I'LL ALERT CBS SECURITY TO PUT YOU ON THE

返信する前に CBSセキュリティに通報します

LIST OF "HIGH-RISK FANS" AND QUIETLY BLAME MYSELF FOR SEEMING

リスクの高いファン」のリストと、そのように見えることを静かに自分を責める

TOO FRIENDLY AND APPROACHABLE ON AIR.

親しみやすく、空の上でも接近しやすい。

MEANWHILE, HAVING NEVER GOTTEN A RESPONSE, YOU'LL GROW

返事がないまま成長していく

DISENCHANTED WITH CELEBRITY AND DECIDE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO

DISENCHANTED WITH CELEBRITY AND DECIDE TO DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO

PUBLIC SERVICE, TAKING A JOB AT THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE,

PUBLIC SERVICE, TAKING A JOB AT THE COUNTY CLERK'S OFFICE,

WORKING YOUR WAY UP TO CITY HALL AND EVENTUALLY WINNING A SENATE

WORKING YOUR WAY UP TO CITY HALL AND EVENTUALLY WINNING A SENATE

SEAT.

SEAT.

YOU'LL HELP PASS MANY NEW LAWS THAT USHER IN THE FUTURE AND

YOU'LL HELP PASS MANY NEW LAWS THAT USHER IN THE FUTURE AND

THE PRESIDENT WILL APPOINT YOU AS POSTMASTER GENERAL OF THE

大統領は、あなたを副大統領に任命する予定です。

UNITED STATES.

アメリカ合衆国

YOU'LL DO THAT JOB FOR 30 YEARS.

YOU'LL DO THAT JOB FOR 30 YEARS.

ONE DAY, CURIOSITY WILL GET THE BEST OF YOU AND YOU'LL TYPE MY

ONE DAY, CURIOSITY WILL GET THE BEST OF YOU AND YOU'LL TYPE MY

NAME INTO THE MAIL DATABASE.

メールのデータベースに名前を入力します。

LOOKS LIKE YOUR OLD LETTERS TO ME WERE DELIVERED AFTER ALL.

LOOKS LIKE YOUR OLD LETTERS TO ME WERE DELIVERED AFTER ALL.

ALL 25 OF THEM.

全部で25人

FURIOUS, YOU'LL TAKE THE DAY OFF, FLY TO L.A., SHOW UP AT THE

FURIOUS, YOU'LL TAKE THE DAY OFF, FLY TO L.A., SHOW UP AT THE

STUDIO GATES, STORM PAST SECURITY, WALK RIGHT UP TO MY

STUDIO GATES, STORM PAST SECURITY, WALK RIGHT UP TO MY

DESK AND CONFRONT ME ABOUT THE LETTERS.

DESK AND CONFRONT ME ABOUT THE LETTERS.

AFTER EVERYTHING YOU SAY, I'LL JUST SIT THERE SILENTLY SMILING

AFTER EVERYTHING YOU SAY, I'LL JUST SIT THERE SILENTLY SMILING

UNTIL YOU GET SO FRUSTRATED YOU TAKE A SWING AT ME.

イライラして私に殴りかかってくるまではね

BUT YOUR FIST WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH MY HEAD AND MY IMAGE

BUT YOUR FIST WILL GO RIGHT THROUGH MY HEAD AND MY IMAGE

WILL START TO FLICKER BECAUSE AT THIS POINT IN THE FUTURE CBS HAS

未来のこの時点でCBSが持っているので、点滅を開始します。

REPLACED ME WITH A CHEAPER, MORE EFFICIENT HOLOGRAM.

安くて効率的な ホログラムに取り替えた

AND YOU, A FORMER SENATOR, WERE THE TIE-BREAKING VOTE THAT

元上院議員のあなたが同点突破の票を投じたのよ

PASSED THE "NO LIVE HOST HOLOGRAM" BILL.

PASSED THE "NO LIVE HOST HOLOGRAM" BILL.

HOW COULD YOU?

HOW COULD YOU?

I'M GLAD I NEVER WROTE YOU BACK.

君に手紙を返さなくてよかった

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE LATE SHOW."