>> I'M VERY WELL, THANK YOU.

>> 私はとても元気です、ありがとうございました。

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

>> James: I'M GOOD.

>> ジェームズ僕はいいよ

SO NICE TO SEE YOU AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FINDING THE TIME TO

お会いできて嬉しいですし、時間を見つけてくれて本当にありがとうございます。

TALK TO US BECAUSE I HEAR YOU'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVE.

引っ越しの真っ最中だと聞いたから 話してくれないか？

YOU'RE MOVING HOUSE.

家を引っ越すんだ

IS THIS RIGHT?

IS THIS RIGHT?

HOW'S IT GOING?

調子はどうだ？

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MOVING A HOUSE DURING THESE CRAZY

私は、このクレイジーな時期に家を引っ越しの真っ最中です。

SOMETIMES.

SOMETIMES.

MY HUSBAND AND I ARE PULLING A U-HAUL, AND IT'S BEEN

夫と私はU-HOLLを引っ張っていますが、それはもうありません。

INTERESTING.

INTERESTING.

IT'S BEEN INTERESTING, A MOVE DURING THIS TIME.

この時期の移動は興味深いな

>> James: I MEAN, I FIND MOVING HOUSE UNBELIEVABLY

>> ジェームズ信じられないくらいに

STRESSFUL.

ストレスフルだ

I THINK IT'S THE MOST STRESSFUL THING YOU CAN REALLY DO,

あなたが本当にできることの中で 一番のストレスだわ

PARTICULARLY AS A COUPLE.

特にカップルで。

ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH STUFF YOU

あなたは、あなたがどれだけのものを持っているか信じられない人の一人です。

HAVE, OR ARE YOU PRETTY ORGANIZED?

組織化されているのか？

>> NO, I'M HORRIBLY -- I'M, LIKE, HOW TID I ACCUMULATE ALL

THIS STUFF?

THIS STUFF?

AND THEN I REALIZE, I ACTUALLY HAVE A BIT OF AN ISSUE BECAUSE,

そして、私は現実に、私は実際に問題のビットを持っているので、そのために。

IN PACKING DRAWERS -- YOU KNOW THE ADS ON INSTAGRAM AND STORES,

梱包用の絵の中に -- インスタグラムやストアの広告を知っていますよね。

OH, YOU BOUGHT THIS, YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS?

OH, YOU BOUGHT THIS, YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS?

>> James: YES.

>>ジェームスはい。

THEY COME AFTER ME.

THEY COME AFTER ME.

AND I CLICK AND BUY IT.

クリックして買ったんだ

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WHAT'S THE NOISE?

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.何の音？

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW?

WHAT'S HAPPENING IN YOUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW?

WHAT'S THAT NOISE?

この音は何だ？

WHAT IS IT?

それは何ですか？

>> HOLD -- HOLE, PLEASE.

>> ホールド...穴を開けてくれ

COME HERE.

ここに来てください。

COME HERE.

ここに来てください。

CLEARLY BERT WAS VERY JEALOUS.

明らかにバートは非常に熱心だった。

>> James: OH, MY GOODNESS!

>> ジェームズおや、おやおや！

WHO IS THIS?

これは誰だ？

>> THIS IS BERT, OUR LATEST RESCUE.

>> これはバート、私たちの最新の救助者です。

>> James: BERT.

>>ジェームスBERT.

NOW HE'S CAMERA SHY.

今はカメラがシャイだ

>> James: YEAH, LOOK, HE'S ALL SHY NOW.

>> ジェームス見ろよ、今は恥ずかしがり屋だ。

HE JUST WANTED SOME CAMERA TIME.

彼はカメラの時間が欲しかったんだ

>> YES, HE DID.

>> そうだ、そうだ。

HE LIKES TO GET COZY AND -- LOOK IT.

HE LIKES TO GET COZY AND -- LOOK IT.

SAY HI.

挨拶して

>> James: HI, BERT.

>>ジェームスHI, BERT.

HI.

ハイ。

>> James: HI, BERT.

>>ジェームスHI, BERT.

HI, ERNIE.

やあERNIE

( WHISTLES ) >> SOMETIMES IF YOU IGNORE HIM

( WHISTLES ) >> SOMETIMES IF YOU IGNORE HIM

HE STARTS TALKING AGAIN.

彼はまた話し始める。

>> James: YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE WRONG.

>> ジェームズ君はもっと間違っていた

HE WAS IGNORING -- IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU CUT OUT EXPLAINING

HE WAS IGNORING -- IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU CUT OUT EXPLAINING

WHO IT IS.

それが誰なのか

CUT BACK TO ME ASKING YOU A QUESTION AND WE JUST CUT BACK

CUT BACK TO ME ASKING YOU A QUESTION AND WE JUST CUT BACK

AND THERE'S A BIRD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND WE NEVER EVER

AND THERE'S A BIRD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND WE NEVER EVER

MENTION IT.

言及してくれ

>> I THINK THAT WOULD BE GENIUS.

>> それは天才的なことだと思う。

WHAT DO YOU THINK, BERT?

どう思う バート？

>> James: IS THAT A GOOD IDEA, BERT?

>> ジェームスそれはいい考えだな、バート？

WHERE DID YOU EVEN RESCUE A PARROT FROM?

WHERE DID YOU EVEN RESCUE A PARROT FROM?

>> OH, WELL, PARROTS LIVE 80 TO 90 YEARS.

>> オウムは80年から90年生きます。

THEY'RE CONSTANTLY NEEDING TO BE RESCUED.

THEY'RE CONSTANTLY NEEDING TO BE RESCUED.

AND GOING BACK TO THE INSTAGRAM --

インスタグラムに戻ると...

( BIRD SPEAKS ) ( LAUGHTER )

( BIRD SPEAKS ) ( LAUGHTER )

>> HI, HI.

>> ﾊｲﾊｲ、ﾊｲﾊｲ。

THERE ARE TIMES AND PLACES PEOPLE WANT PARROTS OR BIRDS

THERE ARE TIMES AND PLACES PEOPLE WANT PARROTS OR BIRDS

BECAUSE THEY LIVE SO LONG AND THEY GET PASSED ON IN TO WILLS

BECAUSE THEY LIVE SO LONG AND THEY GET PASSED ON IN TO WILLS

AND STUFF, AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T WANT THEIR GRANDMA'S BIRD OR

祖母の鳥を 欲しがらない人もいるし

WHATEVER.

WHATEVER.

THAT'S GOING TO BE ME.

それが俺になるんだ

>> James: IT'S KIND OF A TERRIBLE PRESENT TO BUY SOMEONE,

>> ジェームズ誰かを買うには、ひどいプレゼントのようなものだ。

ISN'T IT.

そうだな

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: IF SOMEONE DOESN'T KNOW IT, I'M GOING TO BUY IAN A

>> ジェームズ誰かがそれを知らないなら、私はイアンを買いに行くわ。

PART ROT JUST TO BUY HIM SOMETHING THAT'S GOING TO BE

彼に何かを買ってあげるために

WITH HIM FOR 90 YEARS, AND I'D LIKE IT TO BECOME THE BANE OF

90年間彼と一緒にいて、私はそれをBANE OF BANEにしたいと思っている

YOUR LIFE.

あなたの人生

>> I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT TO YOU IN MY WILL SO THE JOKE'S ON YOU.

>> 私はそれを私の意志であなたに残すつもりだから、ジョークはあなたの上にある。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WE HAVE TO CALCULATE

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.計算しなければならない

YOU ON YOUR BRAND-NEW IN EFFECT SERIES "AWAY."

新しいエフェクトシリーズ "AWAY "の登場です。

TELL US WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND WHO YOU PLAY.

何のことか、誰がプレイしているのか教えてください。

>> IT'S ABOUT A GROUP OF ASTRONAUTS ON A MISSION TO MARS.

>> >>それは火星への旅に出た宇宙飛行士のグループについてです。

I PLAY COMMANDER MIEN McCREE WHO OBVIOUSLY -- ANNE McCREE

I PLAY COMMANDER MIEN McCREE WHO OBVIOUSLY -- ANNE McCREE

WHO OBVIOUSLY LEADS THIS CREW.

誰がこのチームを率いているのか

IT'S THIS MULTICULTURAL CAST WHICH IS SO WONDERFUL, AND ALL

それは、この多国籍キャストはとても素晴らしいですが、すべての

OF US HAVE THIS GRAVITATIONAL PULL TO OUR LOVED ONES ON EARTH.

私たちは、地球上の愛する人たちにこの重力的な引き寄せを持っています。

SO IT'S ALSO REALLY A LOVE STORY ABOUT NOT HAVING ANY REGRETS AND

悔いの残らないラブストーリーなのよ

SAYING AND DOING ALL YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU NEED IN LIFE.

SAYING AND DOING ALL YOU -- YOU KNOW, YOU NEED IN LIFE.

>> James: NOW, THERE'S A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF ZERO

>> ジェームス今、膨大な量のゼロがあります

GRAVITY IN THE SHOW.

GRAVITY IN THE SHOW.

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?

どうやってやるの？

DO YOU GO UP IN ONE OF THOSE ZERO GRAVITY PLANES ALL THE

DO YOU GO UP IN ONE OF THOSE ZERO GRAVITY PLANES ALL THE

TIME?

時間？

HOW DO YOU DO IT?

どうやってやるの？

IT SEEMS VERY PHYSICALLY DEMANDING.

物理的にも大変なことになっている。

>> I SO WISH WE HAD DONE THAT.

>> 私はそれをやってみたかったのですが。

WHEN I WAS TOLD WE WERE GOING TO ASTRONAUT SCHOOL, I WAS LIKE,

アストロノート学校に行くと言われたとき、私は好きだった。

YES, I'M FINALLY GOING TO DO THIS.

そうだ、やっとやる気になった。

( BIRD TALKING ) >> MY BIRD NEVER DOES THIS.

( BIRD TALKING ) >> MY BIRD NEVER DOES THIS.

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.

HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU.

>> James: IT HAPPENS.

>> ジェームズそれは起こる。

( LAUGHTER ) >> I WAS ALWAYS ON A HARNESS,

( LAUGHTER ) >> 私は常に警戒態勢をとっていました。

EVEN IN ASTRONAUT CAMP.

アストロノートキャンプでも

SO WE WOULD PUT THE HARNESSES ON THE VERY LOWEST PART OF OUR

だから、私たちは、私たちの最も低い部分にハーネスを配置します。

HIPS, AND WE WOULD HAVE TO HANG BY THEM AND THEN --

ヒップス、そして、私たちは彼らにハングアップしなければならない、そして、それから...

>> James: SO DID BERT JUST DIE?

>>ジェームスそれでバートは死んだのか？

WHAT HAPPENED?

WHAT HAPPENED?

WE CAN'T SEE WHERE HE IS.

どこにいるのか分からない

SO FROM OUR EYE LINE, IT LOOKED LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF A CLIFF.

私たちの目線では、崖から落ちたように見えました。

>> HE WANTS TO BE ON TOP OF THE COMPUTER.

>> 彼はコンピュータの上にいたいと思っています。

BUT HE IS VERY -- HE'S VERY FUNNY.

でも彼はとても...とても愉快なんです。

OKAY.

分かった

SO -- OH, SO THEN WE WANTED TO LAY HORIZONTAL IN THE HARNESSES,

それで...ああ、じゃあ、ハーネスの中にホリゾントータルを敷き詰めようと思ったんだ。

WE HAD TO SQUEEZE OUR GLUTES TO GO FORWARD, SQUEEZE OUR ABS TO

前に進むには腸を圧迫しなければならないし、前に進むにはABSを圧迫しなければならない。

GO BACKWARDS AND NOT SOUND LIKE THAT.

後ろ向きに行けば、そんな声は出ない。

IT WAS PHYSICALLY WAY MORE CHALLENGING THAN I THOUGHT.

思っていたよりも、物理的にはもっと大変でした。

AND YOU HAVE YOUR DANCE PARTNER.

AND YOU HAVE YOUR DANCE PARTNER.

I THOUGHT, OH, I'M HANGING BY WIRES AND HAVE TO PRETEND I'M IN

思ったんだけど、ワイヤーでぶら下がっていて、中にいるふりをしなければならない。

ZERO GRAVITY.

ゼロ重力。

BUT THEY'RE PULLING YOU AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE DOING AN

BUT THEY'RE PULLING YOU AT THE SAME TIME YOU'RE DOING AN

EMOTIONAL MONOLOGUE AND YOU'RE GETTING KICKED IN THE FACE BY

感情的な一人芝居で顔を蹴られても

ONE OF YOUR FELLOW CLOSING WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FLOATING BY.

浮いていると思われていたあなたの仲間の一人。

IT WAS VERY FUN AND CHALLENGING.

それは非常に楽しく、挑戦的でした。

>> James: IT'S HONESTLY MY WORST NIGHTMARE TO HAVE TO GO TO

>> ジェームス正直言って、私の最悪の悪夢だわ。

WORK EVERY DAY AND REQUIRE CORE STRENGTH.

WORK EVERY DAY AND REQUIRE CORE STRENGTH.

( LAUGHTER ) IT WOULD KILL ME.

( LAUGHTER ) IT WOULD KILL ME.

IT HONESTLY WOULD.

正直に言うと

BUT I'M SO HAPPY THE SHOW IS SUCH A SUCCESS.

BUT I'M SO HAPPY THE SHOW IS SUCH A SUCCESS.

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?

REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUESTS THIS EVENING?

>> Reggie: I DO.

>> レジー：I DO's.

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )

TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO -- ( DRUM ROLL )

-- LET'S MAKE IT FOR HILARY.

-- ヒラリーのために作ろう

>> OKAY.

>>OKAY。

>> Reggie: I'M COMING OVER HERE AND GOING TO LAUNCH STAGE

>> レジー：俺はこっちに来て、ステージを立ち上げる。

TWO, THREE, FOUR, AND HERE COMES AN INCOMING QUESTION.

TWO, THREE, FOUR, AND HERE COMES AN INCOMING QUESTION.

OVER.

OVER。

HERE COMES THE QUESTION NOW.

HERE COMES THE QUESTION NOW.

IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY ORBITING A PLANET AND ITS GRAVITATIONAL

IF YOU'RE CURRENTLY ORBITING A PLANET AND ITS GRAVITATIONAL

FIELD IS SLOWLY CHANGING THE TRAJECTORY OF THE VESSEL YOU'RE

FIELD IS SLOWLY CHANGING THE TRAJECTORY OF THE VESSEL YOU'RE

TRAVELING IN, WOULD YOU BE WORRIED?

TRAVELING IN, WOULD YOU BE WORRIED?

OVER.

OVER。

>> IT DEPENDS ON WHERE I'M GOING.

>> どこに行くかにもよる。

OVER.

OVER。

>> Reggie: UH, THAT'S ACTUALLY A CORRECT ANSWER.

>> レジー：う、それは正しい答えだ。

>> James: IT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!

>> ジェームス全くその通りだ！

PLEASE THANK THE WONDERFUL HILARY SWANK, EVERYBODY!

素晴らしいヒラリー・スワンクに感謝してください！