IT WAS HOT.

暑かった

WE'RE IN LOS ANGELES.

ここはロスアンジェルスだ

IF YOU'VE JUST TUNED IN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

IF YOU'VE JUST TUNED IN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

( LAUGHTER ) WE DO THE SHOW IN LOS ANGELES,

( LAUGHTER ) ロスアンジェルスでショーをやるんだ

AND IT'S WARM.

そして暖かい

THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO SLICE IT.

他に方法がないんだ

IT'S WARM.

暖かだ

DID YOU GO OUT IN THE HEAT, REGGIE?

暑さで外に出たのか、レジー？

>> Reggie: I WAS LANDING BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I WAS FLYING

>> レジー：俺は飛んでいたから着陸したんだよ。

AND, AS I WAS LANDING, I COULD SEE TH RUNWAY AND JUST A FIRE,

着陸した時に 滑走路が見えて 火事になっていた

LIKE, THREE MILES AWAY, FIRE, RUNWAY.

LIKE, THREE MILES AWAY, FIRE, RUNWAY.

>> James: YES, AND YOU DO SORT OF FEEL LIKE GOING, EVERYONE

>> ジェームズはい、そして、あなたは行きたいと思っています、誰もが

ELSE ON THIS PLANE GOOD IF WE DON'T LAND?

着陸しなければ他には？

>> Reggie: YES.

>> レジー：はい。

>> James: SHALL WE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE?

>> ジェームスどこか他の場所に行きましょうか？

>> Reggie: YEAH, TOTALLY, ANYWHERE.

>> レジー：ああ、完全に、どこでもいいよ。

>> James: BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.

>> ジェームスなぜなら、それは悪夢のように感じるからだ。

IT REALLY WAS AS BAD AS IT FELT.

それは本当にそれが感じたように最悪だった。

L.A. COUNTY ACTUALLY HIT ITS HIGHEST TEMPERATURE EVER

ロサンゼルス市は、実際に史上最高気温を記録しました。

RECORDED, 121 DEGREES.

記録済み、121度。

>> Reggie: WHOO!

>> レジー：WHOO!

>> James: YES.

>>ジェームスはい。

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, AT A HOT YOGA CLASS, THE ROOM IS ONLY

ホットヨガクラスでは、部屋はただの一室です。

AT 105.

ＡＴ１０５。

YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY GONE TO A HOT YOGA CLASS TO COOL OFF.

YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY GONE TO A HOT YOGA CLASS TO COOL OFF.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S THE HOTTEST IT'S EVER

( LAUGHTER ) 今までで一番ホットだよ

BEEN HERE IN L.A.

ロスに来たことがある

WE'VE BEEN AT CHRIS PRATT BEFORE, AT THE START OF THE

クリス・プラットには以前にも来たことがありました

SUMMER WE WERE AT CHRIS PINE.

この夏はクリスパインにいました

BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S EVER BEEN CHRIS HEMSWORTH.

BUT THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IT'S EVER BEEN CHRIS HEMSWORTH.

( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S HOW THEY DO THE HEAT IN

( LAUGHTER ) それがこの中での暖房の仕方です。

LAMB.

LAMB.

IAN, CAN YOU HANDLE CHRIS HEMSWORTH HEAT?

アイアン、クリス・ヘムスワースの熱を扱える？

>> NO, I'M A THICK SLICE OF LA SAN . I CAN'T I START TO FEEL

>> 私はラ・サンの固い一片です。 感じることができない

HEMSWORTH RIGHT AROUND CHRIS ROCK.

HEMSWORTH RIGHT AROUND CHRIS ROCK.

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN HANDLE A CHRIS CATAN.

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN HANDLE A CHRIS CATAN.

>> James: YES.

>>ジェームスはい。

( LAUGHTER ) IS IT CHRIS CUOMO, THE MAN ON

( LAUGHTER ) IS IT CHRIS CUOMO, THE MAN ON

CNN?

ＣＮＮ？

HE'S KIND OF HOT.

彼はセクシーなんだ

>> HE'S HOT ENOUGH.

>> 彼は十分にホットなんだ。

>> James: HERE'S HOW HOT CHRIS CUOMO WAS, HE WAS SHOT EVEN

>> ジェームスクリス・クオモがどれだけホットだったか、彼は撃たれていました。

THOUGH HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE FACT HE HAD CORONAVIRUS.

コロナウイルスを持っていたことを 話していたのに

( LAUGHTER ) >> I'D STILL RISK IT FOR HIM.

( LAUGHTER ) >> 私はまだ彼のためにそれを危険にさらすだろう。

>> James: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

>> ジェームズ覚えてる？

WHERE ALL HE WOULD DO IS SIT IN HIS BASEMENT APARTMENT AND TALK

彼がしたことは地下室に座って話をすることだけだった

ABOUT IT.

それについて。

HE COULDEN GO EIGHT MINUTES WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT HE HAD

HE COULDEN GO EIGHT MINUTES WITHOUT MENTIONING THAT HE HAD

IT.

ＩＴです。

( LAUGHTER ) AND I REALLY LIKE HIM.

( LAUGHTER ) AND IALLY LIKE HIM.

EVEN I WAS, LIKE, ALL RIGHT, DUDE, YOU'VE GOT MINIMAL

俺がそうだったとしても、全ての権利を持っているように、お前は最低限のことをした。

SYMPTOMS.

症状。

( LAUGHTER ) DID EVERYONE SEE, HUGE NEWS

( LAUGHTER ) 誰もが見ましたか？大きなニュースです

STORY TODAY.

STORY TODAY.

TWITTER BLEW UP TODAY BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP'S FORMER LAWYER,

ドナルド・トランプの前の弁護士のために ツイッターが今日まで騒がれました。

MICHAEL COHEN, RELEASED AN EXPLOSIVE TELL-ALL BOOK WITH

MICHAEL COHEN, RELEASED AN EXPLOSIVE TELL-ALL BOOK WITH

SOME PRETTY DAMNING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT.

SOME PRETTY DAMNING ALLEGATIONS AGAINST THE PRESIDENT.

THE BOOK IS ALREADY NUMBER ONE ON AMAZON.

THE BOOK IS ALREADY NUMBER ONE ON AMAZON.

THERE'S BEEN LIKE TEN OF THESE.

これは10個くらいあるわね

LET'S SEE, WE'VE ALREADY HAD "FIRE AND FURY" BY MICHAEL WOLF,

マイケル・ウルフの「火と怒り」はすでにあった。

"THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED," BY JOHN BOLTON, AND "TOO MUCH AND

"THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED," BY JOHN BOLTON, AND "TOO MUCH AND

NEVER ENOUGH" BY MARY TRUMP.

NEVER ENOUGH」by MARY TRUMP.

BUT THIS IS THE ONE.

でも、これはこれでいいんです。

THIS IS IT.

これがそうだ

THIS IS THE ONE THAT WILL TURN THE TIDE ON TRUMP.

これは、トランプの潮目を変えるものです。

ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE ALL THERE WHILE THE THINGS WERE HAPPENING.

ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE ALL THERE WHILE THE THINGS WERE HAPPENING.

I'M STARTING TO THINK THEY ONLY WROTE THE BOOKS FOR MONEY.

I'M STARTING TO THINK THEY ONLY WROTE THE BOOKS FOR MONEY.

( LAUGHTER ) THERE WERE THAT MANY BOOKS AND

(笑) たくさんの本があったし

YOU WAN TO SAY, YOU WERE THERE, DIDN'T YOU WANT TO SAY

あなたが言いたいのは、あなたがそこにいて、あなたが言いたかったのではないですか？

SOMETHING?

SOMETHING?

YEAH, IN A BOOK IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY.

YEAH, IN A BOOK IN EXCHANGE FOR MONEY.

( LAUGHTER ) THE BOOK IS CALLED "DISLOYAL: A

( LAUGHTER ) THE BOOK IS CALLED "DISLOYAL: A

MEMOIR: THE TRUE STORY OF THE FORMER PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO

メモワール：元個人弁護士の真実の物語

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP."

"ドナルド・Ｊ・トルンプ大統領"

THAT'S TOO LONG OF A TITLE.

タイトルが長すぎます。

ISN'T IT?

そうだろ？

IT'S TOO LONG AND I THINK HE'S MADE A MISTAKE.

長くなりすぎてミスをしたようだ

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THE BEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD ARE SHORT

IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, THE BEST BOOKS IN THE WORLD ARE SHORT

TITLES -- "THE BIBLE,"

TITLES -- "THE BIBLE,"

"WAR AND PEACE," "PADDINGTON," ( LAUGHTER )

"WAR AND PEACE" "PADDINGTON" (笑)

THEY ARE, GOOD BOOKS.

THEY ARE, GOOD BOOKS.

>> 1984, THAT'S A GREAT BOOK.

>> 1984年、素晴らしい本だ。

THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD, THAT'S A NUMBER.

それは言葉ではなく、数字です。

>> James: EXACTLY.

>> ジェームズ全くその通りです。

"DISLOYAL: A MEMOIR: THE TRUE -- ALSO TOO MANY COLONS.

"ディスロワイヤル：メモワール：真実--あまりにも多くの大腸菌

I'M SAYING COLON.

I'M SAYING COLON.

IT'S UNNATURAL FOR ME BECAUSE WE SAY -- (PRONOUNCING COLON ).

IT'S UNNATURAL FOR ME BECAUSE WE SAY BECAUSE WE SAY - (PRONOUNCING COLON ).

DID YOU KNOW THIS?

DID YOU KNOW THIS?

>> I DID KNOW AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT EARLIER.

>> I DID KNOW AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT EARLIER.

>> James: WE'RE MAKING A TV SHOW OUT OF IT.

>> ジェームステレビ番組を作るんだ

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, IAN.

( LAUGHTER ) I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH, IAN.

WE TALKED ABOUT A LOT OF IT.

たくさん話したわ

NOT ALL OF IT.

全部じゃない

CHRIS CUOMO DIDN'T COME UP EARLIER, BUT.

クリス・クオモはもっと前に出てこなかったけど

( LAUGHTER ) -- WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS

( LAUGHTER ) -- 私たちがしようとしていることは

MAKE THIS FEEL -- I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, TURN THE

これを感じさせて...つまり、何をして欲しいのか？

PROMPTER OFF?

PROMPTER OFF?

( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M SORRY, I WAS HAVING SUCH

( LAUGHTER ) >> I'M SORRY, I WAS HAVING SUCH.

A GOOD TIME.

A GOOD TIME.

ROB TEXTED ME AND GOT ANGRY AT US FOR NOT GETTING ON THE COLON

ROBが私にメールしてきて、コロンに乗らなかったことに腹を立てたの

THING HARD ENOUGH.

充分な量だ

>> James: BECAUSE YOU WERE ON THIS THING.

>> ジェームズ君がいたからだよ

>> 17 MILLION AMERICANS ON HOW TO PRONOUNCE COLON.

>> 17 MILLION AMERICANS ON HOW TO PRONOUNCE COLON.

IT'S NOT A MOUNTAIN I'M DYING ON.

私が死ぬのは山じゃない

IT'S COLON.

it's colon.

>> James: BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED CO-LON.

>> ジェームスBUT IT'S PRONOUNCED CO-LON.

>> I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE.

>> そんなことは聞いたことがない。

>> James: REG, YOU'RE A WELL-TRAVELED MAN.

>> ジェームスREG、君はよく旅をしてきたな

YOU'RE SO TRAVELED YOU WERE FLYING THIS WEEKEND.

YOU'RE SO TRAVELED YOU WERE FLYING THIS WEEKEND.

>> Reggie: I WAS.

>> レジー: WAS.

>> James: ARE YOU WITH ME?

>> ジェームズ一緒に来てくれる？

CO-LON OR COLON.

CO-LON OR COLON。

>> Reggie: IT DEPENDS ON WHAT SIDE OF THE POND YOU'RE ON,

>> レジー：池のどの側にいるかによる。

CO-LON OR COLON.

CO-LON OR COLON。

>> James: BUT IT'S NOT UN.

>> ジェームスBUT IT'S NOT UN.

WE DON'T SAY AL-U-MINIMUM OR WHATEVER THAT IS.

"AL-U-MINIMUM "とは言わない

WE SAY ALUMINUM.

WE SAY ALUMINUM.

>> James: BUT YOU SPELL IT DIFFERENTLY.

>> ジェームズでも、スペルが違う。

WE SAY AL-MINIUM BECAUSE WE'RE BRITISH.

WE SAY AL -MINIUM BECAUSE WE'RE BRITISH.

I PREFER ALUMINUM BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO SAY.

私は、それが言うのが簡単だからアルミを好む。

BUT COLON -- >> LOOK, YOU CHOSE TO MAKE THIS

BUT COLON -- >> LOOK, YOU CHOSE TO MAKE THIS

SHOW IN AMERICA.

SHOW IN AMERICA.

>> James: AND YOU CHOSE AS A NATION TO SPEAK ENGLISH.

>> ジェームズあなた方は国として英語を話すことを選んだ。

( LAUGHTER ) AND I THINK IT'S THESE SMALL

( LAUGHTER ) AND I think it's these small.

MOVEMENTS, TAKING THE WORD CO-LON AND MAKING IT COLON,

ムーヴメント、単語のコローンを取り、それをコローンにする。

THAT'S HOW YOU ENDED UP IN THIS ( BLEEP ) MESS.

それが君の行き着いた道だ

THAT'S WHAT I THINK.

それが私の考えです。

( LAUGHTER ) "DISLOYAL: A MEMOIR: THE TRUE

STORY OF THE FORMER PERSONAL ATTORNEY TO PRESIDENT DONALD J.

大統領の元個人弁護士の物語 ドナルド・J.

TRUMP."

"TRUMP"

YOU CAN TELL COHEN WAS A LAWYER.

コーヘンが弁護士だったと言えますか？

THAT TITLE WAS DEFINITELY WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO GOT PAID

そのタイトルは、明らかに誰かが書いた。

BY THE HOUR.

時給制だ

( LAUGHTER ) ACCORDING TO COHEN, TRUMP WASN'T

( LAUGHTER ) ACCORDING TO COHEN, TRUMP WASN'T

TOO FOND OR BELOVED SOUTH AFRICAN PRESIDENT AND NOBEL

南アFRICAN大統領とノベルを愛しています。

PEACE PRIZE WINNER NELSON MANDEL WHETHER.

平和賞受賞者のネルソン・マンデル・ウェザー。

TUMP DIDN'T LIKE MANDELA, HE DIDN'T LIKE OBAMA.

TUMPはMANDELAが好きではなかった、彼はOBAMAが好きではなかった。

THERE'S A PATTERN HERE AND I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT.

ここにパターンがあるんだけど、指が入らないんだ。

ACCORDING TO COHEN, TRUMP SAID -- AND THIS IS TRUE --

コーヘンによると トランプは言った これは真実だと...

( BLEEP ) MANDELA, HE WAS NO LEADER.

( BLEEP ) MANDELA, HE WAS NO LEADER.

IMAGINE SAYING THE WORDS ( BLEEP ) OUT LOUD.

IMAGINE SAYING THE WORDS ( BLEEP ) OUT LOUD.

TRUMP WENT ON TO SAY THE ONLY MENDEL LA I LIKE IS HOWIE.

トランプは、私が好きなメンデル・ラはホワイエだけだと言い出しました。

( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE

( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, DID YOU GUYS SEE

THIS?

これ？

SCIENTISTS HAVE REPORTED THAT MICE THEY GENETICALLY MUTATED TO

SCIENTISTS HAVE REPORTED THAT MICE THEY GENETICALLY MUTATED TO

BE TWICE AS STRONG AS REGULAR MICE WERE ABLE TO MAINTAIN THEIR

普通のマウスの2倍の強さを維持することができる

MUSCLE MASS AFTER SPENDING A MONTH IN OUTER SPACE.

宇宙空間で1ヶ月を過ごした後の筋肉の塊。

ACCORDING TO THE SCIENTISTS, THESE MICE RETURNED FROM THE

科学者によると、これらのマウスは、から戻ってきた。

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WITH "RIPPED BODYBUILDER PHYSIQUES."

INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION WITH "RIPPED BODYBUILDER PHYSIQUES."

TIME AND TIME AGAIN SCIENTISTS ARE CRUSHING IT WHEN

TIME AND TIME AGAIN SCIENTISTS ARE CRUSHING IT WHEN

IT COMES TO TACKLING THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW, AREN'T THEY?

IT COMES TO TACKLING THE BIGGEST PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW, AREN'T THEY?

IS RIPPED MICE A THING WE NEEDED?

リッピングされたマウスは必要なのか？

( LAUGHTER ) WHO'S LOOKING AT MICE GOING

( LAUGHTER ) WHO'S LOOKING AT MICE GOING

, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE?

, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE TO SEE?

I'D LIKE TO SEE MORE MUSCLES ON THOSE MICE.

もっとマウスの上の筋肉を見たいな

( LAUGHTER ) WE CAN DO THAT, DAVE.

( LAUGHTER ) WE CAN DO THAT, DAVE.

WE'LL SEND THEM TO SPACE, SEE IF THEY CAN GET A SIX-PACK.

宇宙に送って シックスパックが手に入るかどうか見てくる

WHAT'S THIS GOING TO COST?

WHAT'S THIS GOING TO COST?

$75 MILLION.

$75 MILLION.

TOTALLY WORTH IT.

本当に価値がある

MICE WITH RIPPED BODY BUILDER PHYSIQUES.

MICE WITH RIPPED BODY BUILDER PHYSIQUES.

SO LOTS OF EXPLAINING NEXT TIME YOU TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO DISNEY

SO LOTS OF EXPLAINING NEXT TIME YOU TAKE YOUR CHILDREN TO DISNEY

WORLD AND THEY SEE THIS -- THAT'S WHAT WE DO AT THE END OF

世界を見て、彼らはこれを見て、それが私たちがすることです。

A MONO, JUST GO TO A PHOTO.

MONO、写真を見に行くだけ。

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT IS IT, 1:00 IN THE MORNING?

( LAUGHTER ) 今、朝の1時？

IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING, IT'S A PHOTO OF A RIPPED MOUSE.

朝の1:00に 枯れたネズミの写真だ

GET OVER IT.

乗り越えろ