THIS.

これだ

THE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP PUMPKIN WEIGH OFF WHICH IS HELD EVERY

毎回開催されている世界選手権用ポンプキンの計量を行います。

YEAR IN HALF MOON BAY, CALIFORNIA.

カリフォルニア州ハーフムーンベイの年

AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER WAS GROWN BY A HORTICULTURE TEACH YOU ARE

AND THIS YEAR'S WINNER WAS GROWN BY A HORTICULTURE TEACH YOU ARE

FROM MINNESOTA AND THE PUMPKIN, TRUE STORY, WEIGHED IN AT 2,350

ミンネソタからとポンプキン、真の物語、2,350で重くなった。

POUNDS.

ポンド

LOOK AT THAT, THE TEACHER CREDITS THE SIZE OF THE PUMPKIN

これを見て、教師はポンプキンの大きさを非難しています。

TO WATERING IT TEN TIMES A DAY, GIVING IT PLENTY OF FERTILIZER

一日に10回は水やりをして 肥料をたっぷりと与えます

AND MAYBE ORDERING A LITTLE TOO MUCH TAKEOUT AT THE BEGINNING OF

冒頭で少し多すぎるテイクアウトを注文してもいいかもしれません。

QUARANTINE.

QUARANTINE.

I DON'T THINK I-- I DIDN'T KNOW PUMPKINS COULD GROW THAT BIG,

こんなに大きくなるなんて知らなかったわ

IAN, YOU HAVE EVER SEEN A PUMPKIN THAT SIDE.

アイアン、君は見たことがあるだろう？

>> NO WAY, 2,350 POWPPED PUMPKIN, YOU DON'T CARVE THAT

>> まさか、2350人もの豚キムチ、お前はそれを彫らないだろうな。

INTO A JACK-O-LANTERN, YOU MAKE IT A A JACK O LIGHT HOUSE.

INTO A JACK-O-LANTERN, YOU MAKE IT A A JACK O LIGHT HOUSE.

GIVE IT TO ME.

GIVE IT TO ME.

I SAW THIS THING AND I WAS LIKE OH MY GOURD.

これを見て、私は「ああ、神様」と思った。

COME ON.

おいで

>> James: I AM JUST NOTICING WHY ARE YOU WEARING A SUIT.

>> ジェームズなぜスーツを着ているのか 気になっていただけです

I NEVER HAVE YOU DOWN AS A SUIT DUDE.

スーツを着たことはないぞ

>> OH, YEAH, YEAH, I'M JUST TRYING TO LEARN FROM YOU.

>> あなたから学ぼうとしているのよ

SPEAKING OF WHICH, THAT SUIT IS BEAUTIFUL.

そういえば、そのスーツは美しい。

IS THAT, IS THAT NEW?

それは、それは新しいのか？

>> James: DO YOU KNOW, WELL, THIS ISN'T NEW.

>> ジェームズこれは新しいことじゃないのよ

BUT THE TIE.

でもネクタイは

IS I PICKED UP THE TIE LAST WEEKEND.

IS I PICKED UP THE TIE LAST WEEKEND.

SO THAT IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING DIFFERENT, A LOVELY TIE.

SO THAT IS PROBABLY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING DIFFERENT, A LOVELY TIE.

>> YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, THAT'S WILD, THAT'S CRAZY.

>> 凄い、ワイルド、クレイジーだ。

NOW YOU ARE SOMETHING OF A FASHION PLATE BUT WERE YOU

NOW YOU ARE SOMETHING OF A FASHION PLATE BUT WERE YOU

TELLING ME BEFORE THE SHOW YOU HAD A FUNNY EXPERIENCE RECENTLY

TELLING ME BEFORE THE SHOW YOU HAD A FUNNY EXPERIENCE RECENTLY

WHERE YOU WERE BUYING NEW SOCKS.

新しい靴を買っていた場所

>> James: YOU KNOW, YEAH, THIS IS-- THIS IS ALL THE HOT

>> ジェームス知ってるだろう、ああ、これが...これがすべてのホットなんだ。

BACKSTAGE GOSSIP YOU MISS OUT ON.

あなたが見落としている舞台裏のゴシップ。

A FUNNY STORY, I WAS TELLK IAN, MY WIFE AND I WENT TO SANTA

おかしな話ですが、私はTELLK IAN、私の妻と私はサンタに行ってきました。

BARBARA FOR MY WITH BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE OF THE

BARBARA FOR MY WITH BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE OF THE

VIRUS, I DIDN'T KNOW IF WE WERE GOING TO DINNER, WHAT WE WERE

バイラス、私たちが夕食に行くのかどうかわからなかった、何をするのか。

DOING.

DOING.

SO I PACKED FOR EVERY KIND OF OUTFIT THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

SO I PACKED FOR EVERY KIND OF OUTFIT THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.

BUT I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO PARK ANY SOCKS.

でも、靴下を駐車するのをすっかり忘れていた。

THIS IS NOT A GOOD STORY, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS TO BE ON TV.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD STORY, THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS TO BE ON TV.

WE'RE GETTING WAY OFF TRACK HERE.

WE'RE GETTING WAY OFF TRACK HERE.

LET'S CARRY ON AND FINISHING THE MONOLOGUE.

続けてモノローグを終わらせよう

>> AMAZING.

>> 驚くべきことに

SPEAKK OF MONOLOGUES, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR RECENT

SPEAKK OF MONOLOGUES, WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR RECENT

PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD NOMINATION--

PEOPLE'S CHOICE AWARD NOMINATION--

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: SORRY, I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T KNOW-- WHAT IS

>> ジェームズすまない 知らない 知らないんだけど... 何なの？

GOING ON HERE.

ここに行くんだ

ARE YOU-- WHAT IS GOING ON?

ARE YOU-- WHAT IS GOING ON?

ARE YOU TRYING TO HOST THE SHOW?

ARE YOU TRYING TO HOST THE SHOW?

>> JAMES, THAT IS CRAZY.

>> >> JAMES, THAT IS CRAZY.

>> James: RIGHT, YOU-- WELL, YOU ARE WEARING A SUIT AND NOW

>> ジェームズそう、君は... 君はスーツを着ていて、今は...

THAT I AM-- NOW THAT I AM LOOKING AT YOUR DESK, IT IS

今、あなたの机を見ていると、それは

EXACTLY THE SAME, IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THIS DESK.

全く同じ、この机と全く同じです。

WHAT IS GOING ON?

何が起こっているの？

WHY-- HANG ON?

WHY-- HANG ON?

WHY AM I DRINKING OUT OF A "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH IAN

なぜ私はアイアンとの「レイト・レイト・ショー」で酒を飲んでいるのか？

KARMEL MUG.

KARMEL MUG。

YOU MADE A MUG.

マグカップを作った

>> NO, I DIDN'T MAKE A MUG, MY AMAZING CREW MADE THE MUG, LOU,

>> マグカップを作ったのは僕じゃない、素晴らしいスタッフが作ったんだよ、ルー。

SAM, THE PROP HOUSE, IF YOU CAN DREAM IT, THEY CAN DO IT.

サム プロップハウス 君が夢を見れば 彼らにもできる

>> James: THAT IS MY AMAZING CREW, IF I DREAM IT, I-- THAT IS

>> ジェームスそれが私の素晴らしい仲間だ 私が夢見ているならば、私は...

MY-- I'M THE HOST OF THIS SHOW.

私は...私がこのショーの司会者なのよ

>> JAMES, WE KNOW, COME ON, YOU ARE CLEARLY THE HOST OF THIS

>> ジェイムズ、俺たちは知っている、来いよ、お前は明らかにこの番組のホストだ

SHOW.

SHOWです。

IN FACT, DON'T WE HAVE A CLIP?

実際にはクリップがあるんじゃないの？

GNS GET IT, GET IT.

GNS GET IT、GET IT。

GET IT.

GET IT.

YEAH.

ああ

(LAUGHTER) THAT WAS GREAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

(LAUGHTER) THAT WAS GREAT, YOU KNOW WHAT?

(APPLAUSE).

(APPLAUSE).

>> James: RIGHT, THAT'S IT, NO, I'M SORRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

>> ジェームスジェームス: そうだよ、それだよ、いや、ごめんね、わからないよ。

IS HAPPENING HERE.

ここで起こっています。

I DON'T LUKE THE SHOW BEING HIJACKED LIKE THIS, WHAT IS

こんな風にハイジャックされるのは嫌だ、何なの？

GOING ON HERE, I DON'T LIKE, THE MUG, EVERYTHING, I WOULD LIKE

ここに行くと、私は好きではない、マグカップ、すべてのもの、私は好きになりたいと思います。

YOU TO-- I WOULD LIKE YOU TO LEAVE, OKAY.

あなたが...私はあなたが出て行くのを望んでいます、OKAY。

NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S COOL, IAN, ALL RIGHT.

いや、クールとは思わないよ、アイアン、全部正しい。

I NEED YOU TO GO.

I NEED YOU TO GO.

>> SERIOUSLY.

>> SERIOUSLY.

>> James: YES, I'M DEADLY SERIOUS, OKAY?

>> ジェームスYES, I'M DEADLY SERIOUS, OK?

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, SORRY.

ALL RIGHT, SORRY.

>> James: THANK YOU.

>> ジェームズありがとう

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: GOOD-BYE.

>>ジェームスさようなら

♪ HANG ON (LAUGHTER)

♪ HANG ON (笑)

♪ HANG ON (LAUGHTER)

♪ HANG ON (笑)

HANG ON, WHAT IS THIS?

HANG ON, WHAT IS THIS?

DID YOU MAKE-- THIS IS RIDICULOUS, IAN, IAN, IAN, IAN,

DID YOU MAKE-- THIS IS RIDICULOUS, IAN, IAN, IAN, IAN,

IAN, GET BACK HERE NOW, IAN.

アイアン、今すぐここに戻って、アイアン。

>> YEAH.

>> YEAH.

>> James: GET BACK HERE NOW.

>> ジェームス: 今すぐここに戻って

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE.

これは絶対に狂っている。

WHAT IS GOING ON?

何が起こっているの？

IAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

IAN, WHERE ARE YOU?

RIGHT HERE.

RIGHT HERE.

>> James: NO, WHAT-- WHAT WAS THAT?

>> ジェームスいや、何が...何があったの？

>> YOU TOLD ME TO LEAVE.

>> 出て行けと言われた

>> James: YES, I DID, BUT NOT LIKE THAT.

>> ジェームスジェームス: そうだよ。

OKAY.

分かった

DO YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS NOT THE SIEM-- TIME, OKAY, YOU AND

DO YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS NOT THE SIEM-- TIME, OKAY, YOU AND

ME ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION DURING THE

ME ARE GOING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION DURING THE

COMMERCIAL BREAK, OKAY?

COMMERCIAL BREAK, OKAY?

>> THAT IS A GREAT IDEA.

>> それは素晴らしいアイデアです。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

>> James: NO, NO, I THROW TO COMMERCIAL, OKAY.

>>ジェームスNO, NO, I THROW TO COMMERCIAL, OKAY.

WE'LL-- I WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE

WE'LL-- I WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE

SHOW."

"ショー"

>> ONLY ON CBS.

>> CBSのみ。

>> James: AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NET WORK.

>> ジェームスアメリカのナンバーワンネットワーカー。

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> James: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> ジェームズすぐに戻る

>> STAY TUNED.

>> チャンネルを変えないでください。

>> James: GO TO MERCIAL NOW BECAUSE I SAID SO.

>> ジェームズ私がそう言ったので、今すぐコマーシャルに行ってください。

TO CLIPPING, COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY, DON'T EVEN.

クリッピングに、戻ってきて、みんな、ドント・イーブン。

>> AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NETWORK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE NETWORK, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

NO DANCING, NO DANCING, NO DANCING.

踊らない 踊らない 踊らない 踊らない

IAN KARMEL.

イアン・カーメル

♪ IAN KARMEL.

♪ IAN KARMEL.

♪.

♪.

>> STOP FILMING HIM.

>> 彼を撮るのを止めろ