♪ >> STEPHEN: WELCOME BACK.

♪ >> >> WELCOME BACK.

LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE!

ジョン・バチステによろしく！

>> Jon: HELLO.

>> ジョン: HELLO.

YOU GOT THE INK ON THE SHIRT.

シャツにインクが付いてたぞ

WHAT'S THAT?

それは何だ？

>> Stephen: I THREW A PEN AT CHRIS JUST NOW BECAUSE HE WASN'T

>> スティーブン：クリスがいなかったから、今、ペンを投げたんだ。

LOOKING AT ME.

私を見て

I'M NOT A FRAGILE PERFORMER BUT I WILL NOT, NOT BE LOOKED AT, SO

私はフラジャイル・パフォーマーではありませんが、見向きもされません。

I THREW A PEN AT HIM AND GOT INK ON HIS SHIRT SO I THINK I HAVE A

彼にペンを投げたら シャツにインクが付いたから 怪我をしたんだと思う

DRY-CLEANING BILL.

ドライクリーニング法案。

DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD?

DO YOU KNOW WHY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD?

>> Jon: WHY IS THAT?

>> ジョン：それは何ですか？

>> Stephen: OVER THE WEEKEND I GOT MY MAIL-IN BALLOT.

I'M REALLY EXCITED.

本当に楽しみだわ

I CAN'T WAIT.

待ってられない

>> Jon: IT'S TIME.

>> ジョン: IT'S TIME.

LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.

>> Stephen: LOOKING AT THE BALLOT GAVE ME A FEELING OF

>> スティーブン：投票用紙を見ていると、私は感じていました。

AGENCY, LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SAY OVER THE FUTURE OF

AGENCY, LIKE I COULD ACTUALLY HAVE SOME SAY OVER THE FUTURE OF

THIS COUNTRY.

THIS COUNTRY.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT.

>> OH, YEAH, YOU LOOK AT THAT BALLOT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU

>> OH, YEAH, YOU LOOK AT THAT BALLOT YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU

WANT TO DO.

WANT TO DO.

>> Stephen: VOTE.

>> スティーブンVOTE.

>> Jon: THAT'S RIGHT.

>> ジョンそうだよ。

>> Stephen: JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY.

>> スティーブンジョン・バティステ、エブリバディ

YOU KNOW, I SPEND A LOT OF TIME RESEARCHING THE MOST TOPICAL

知っての通り、私は多くの時間を費やして、最も重要な研究をしています。

TRADITIONAL MAORI TATTOO DESIGNS OF THE DAY, DEVELOPING A VISUAL

現代の伝統的な真織タトゥのデザイン、視覚的な展開

METAPHOR FOR A MEANINGFUL PERSONAL STORY, CRAFTING NEEDLES

意味のある個人的な物語のためのメタファー、工作の必要性

OUT OF ALBATROSS BONES AND METICULOUSLY APPLYING A PIGMENT

アウトオブアルバトロスボーンと細心の注意を払ってピグメントを適用します。

MADE OF BURNT TIMBER TO CREATE THE ELEGANT BODY ART THAT IS MY

MADE OF BURNT TIMBER TO CREATE THE ELEGANT BODY ART THAT IS MY

MONOLOGUE.

モノローグ

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO GO TO THE PART OF THE

でも、時々、時々、私は一部の場所に行くのが好きなんです。

PLAYGROUND WHERE THE TEACHERS CAN'T SEE ME, TAKE THE PENKNIFE

"教師が見えない競技場は？" "小包を取ってくれ

MY FRIEND TOMMY STOLE FROM HIS DAD'S GLOVE COMPARTMENT, CARVE

友人のトミーのテーブルは親父の手袋の部品から、彫った。

HALF A PORTRAIT OF SPEED RACER IN MY ARM BECAUSE IT HURTS TOO

痛すぎて腕にスピードレーサーの肖像画を半分入れた。

MUCH TO KEEP GOING, AND THEN RUB SOME BIC PEN INK IN THERE TO

沢山のことを続けて、そこに二色ペンのインクを擦り込んで

FORM THE ADOLESCENT D.I.Y.

FORM THE ADOLESCENT D.I.Y.

MISTAKE OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

MISTAKE OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT:

"QUARANTINE-WHILE!" QUARANTINE-WHILE, "A MELBOURNE,

"クァランタイン・ワイエル！"QUARANTINE-WHILE「A MELBOURNE.

AUSTRALIA PILOT TOOK TO THE SKIES WITH THREE CHICKENS TO

AUSTRALIA PILOT TOOK TO THE SKIES WITH THREE CHICKENS TO

CARRY OUT A PREYOM KIPPUR RITUAL."

CARRY OUT A PREYOM KIPPUR RITUAL."

IT'S THE SACRED JEWISH TRADITION OF CONFUSING THE HELL OUT OF

IT'S THE SACRED JEWISH TRADITION OF CONFUSING THE HELL OUT OF

LIVESTOCK.

LIVESTOCK.

DUE TO THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS, MANY ORTHODOX JEWS

DUE TO THE BAN ON LARGE GATHERINGS, MANY ORTHODOX JEWS

WERE UNABLE TO PERFORM THE RITUAL OF "KAPPAROT," WHICH

"カッパロット "の儀式を実行することができませんでした。

"INVOLVES SWINGING A LIVE CHICKEN OVER ONE'S HEAD THREE

"INVOLVES SWINGING A LIVE CHICKEN OVER ONE'S HEAD THREE

TIMES AND RECITING A PRAYER TO TRANSFER SINS TO THE BIRD."

TIMES AND RECITING A PRAYER TO TRANSFER SINS TO THE BIRD."

SEEMS REALLY UNFAIR TO THE BIRD.

SEEMS REALLY UNFAIR TO THE BIRD.

"NO, HONEY, THIS EXTREMELY DIZZY CHICKEN IS THE ONE WHO CHEATED

"いいえ、ハニー、この非常にめまいのするニワトリは 詐欺をした人よ

ON YOU."

ON YOU."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE FAMILY ENTERTAINMENTS

QUARANTINE-WHILE, WE HERE AT "MEANWHILE FAMILY ENTERTAINMENTS

AND WEAPONS SYSTEMS INCORPORATED" SOMETIMES COME

AND WEAPONS SYSTEMS INCORPORATED" SOMETIMES COME

ACROSS SO MANY FAST-FOOD RELATED STORIES THAT WE HAD TO CREATE

数多くのファストフード関連の記事に遭遇し、私たちはそれを作成する必要がありました。

OUR NEW QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB SEGMENT "CUISINE-WHILE."

OUR NEW QUARANTINE-WHILE SUB SEGMENT "CUISINE-WHILE."

CUISINE-WHILE, AS A FUN WAY TO SOOTHE PEOPLE UNDER LOCKDOWN "A

楽しく癒されるCUISINE-WHILE「A」。

BROOKLYN PIZZERIA IS OFFERING "COMFORTING WORDS" AS A DELIVERY

ブルックリン・ピッツェリアでは、「心を和ませる言葉」をお届けしています。

MENU ITEM."

メニュー項目"

I DON'T THINK THEY GET HOW PIZZA WORKS.

ピッツァがどう動くのか 理解しているとは思えない

MELTED CHEESE ON BREAD IS THE COMFORT.

MELTED CHEESE ON BREAD IS THE COMFORT.

WORDS ARE AN UNNECESSARY TOPPING, LIKE VEGETABLES.

WORDS ARE AN UNNECESSARY TOPPING, LIKE VEGETABLES.

YOU SAY YOU WANT THEM, BUT COME ON.

YOU SAY YOU WANT THEM, BUT COME ON.

ACCORDING TO THE PIZZERIA, "FOR $1, OUR DELIVERY DRIVER WILL

ピッツェリアによると、「1ドルで、私たちの配達ドライバーは、

LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND TELL YOU 'EVERYTHING'S GONNA

LOOK YOU STRAIGHT IN THE EYES AND TELL YOU 'EVERYTHING'S GONNA

BE OKAY AND YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN.'"

BE OKAY AND YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN.'"

AND FOR $2, THEY WON'T.

2ドルでは、彼らはしない。

BY THE WAY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY AND YOU'RE DOING THE

BY THE WAY, EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE OKAY AND YOU'RE DOING THE

BEST YOU CAN.

BEST YOU CAN.

CUISINE-WHILE, IN IRELAND, THEIR HIGHEST COURT HAS RULED THAT

アイルランドでは最高裁判所が 禁酒を裁定している

SUBWAY SANDWICHES ARE TOO SUGARY TO MEET THE LEGAL DEFINITION OF

SUBWAY SANDWICHES ARE TOO SUGARY TO MEET THE LEGAL DEFINITION OF

"BREAD."

"ブレッド"

SAID SUBWAY IN A STATEMENT, "YES, THIS IS THE MOST

声明の中で「YES, THIS IS THE MOST」と述べています。

CONTROVERSIAL BRUSH WITH THE LAW SUBWAY HAS EVER HAD.

CONTROVERSIAL BRUSH WITH THE LAW SUBWAY HAS EVER HAD.

THIS SUGAR BREAD THING.

THIS SUGAR BREAD THING.

NOTHING ELSE."

"他には何もない"

SO IRELAND IS CONCERNED THAT SUBWAY'S BREAD IS TOO SUGARY.

SO IRELAND IS CONCERNED THAT SUBWAY'S BREAD IS TOO SUGARY.

IRELAND, YOU'RE ADORABLE.

IRELAND, YOU'RE ADORABLE.

AMERICA LITERALLY HAS A SANDWICH THAT IS FRIED CHICKEN BETWEEN

アメリカには文字通り サンドウィッチの間に 鶏肉を挟んだものがあります

TWO DONUTS.

TWO DONUTS。

YOU CAN GET IT WITH A SIDE OF FRIES AND A DEFIBRILLATOR.

フライドポテトと除細動器と一緒にどうぞ

AND THE DEFIBRILLATOR IS BETWEEN TWO DONUTS!

そして、除細動器は2つのドーナツの間にある！

'CAUSE THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!

この色は走らないから！

CUISINE-WHILE, "A MCDONALD'S FANATIC IN NORTH DAKOTA IS

CUISINE-WHILE, "A MCDONALD'S FANATIC IN NORTH DAKOTA IS

ENJOYING WIDESPREAD INTERNET MCFAME AFTER SHE WAS SPOTTED IN

ENJOYING WIDESPREAD INTERNET MCFAME AFTER SHE WAS SPOTTED IN

THE MCDONALD'S DRIVETHRU WITH HER 'HMBRGLR' LICENSE PLATE."

THE MCDONALD'S DRIVETHRU WITH HER 'HMBRGLR' LICENSE PLATE."

WHAT A FUN COINCIDENCE.

楽しい偶然だ

JUST LIKE THAT TIME I WENT THROUGH THE TACO BELL

タコベルを通り抜けたあの時のように

DRIVE-THROUGH WITH MY LICENSE PLATE THAT SAYS "RE-GRET."

DRIVE-THROUGH WITH MY LICENSE PLATE THAT SAYS "RE-GRET."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, RESEARCHERS ARE NOW ASKING, "COULD CATS HOLD

QUARANTINE-WHILE、研究者は今求めている、 "COULD CATS HOLD

THE KEY TO A COVID-19 VACCINE?" I HOPE NOT.

"COVID-19 VACCINEへの鍵？"だといいけど

I DO NOT WANT HUMANITY'S FATE IN THE HANDS OF CREATURES THAT

私は、人類の運命を創造物の手に委ねたくない。

CLEARLY DON'T CARE IF WE LIVE OR DIE.

生きるか死ぬかは気にしない

SCIENTISTS SAY "CATS DEVELOP A PROTECTIVE IMMUNE RESPONSE TO

科学者は「猫は保護免疫反応を開発する」と言う

COVID-19, LEADING RESEARCHERS TO WONDER WHETHER IT'S WORTH

COVID-19, LEADING RESEARCHERS TO WONDER THER THAT THAT価値があるのか？

STUDYING PETS TO AID IN THE DEVELOPMENT OF A HUMAN VACCINE."

"人間用ワクチンの開発を助けるためにペットを研究している"

SOUNDS GOOD.

いい音だ

BECAUSE MINGLING HUMAN AND CAT D.N.A. HAS NEVER GONE WRONG.

人間と猫のDNAを混ぜることは 決して間違っていないからだ

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT.

RELEASE THE BUTTHOLE CUT.

( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, COLOR EXPERTS

( LAUGHTER ) QUARANTINE-WHILE, COLOR EXPERTS

PANTONE, IN AN EFFORT TO END THE STIGMA ASSOCIATED WITH

PANTONEは、このような問題に関連したスティグマを終わらせるために、以下のような取り組みを行っています。

MENSTRUATION, HAVE UNVEILED "A NEW SHADE OF RED INSPIRED BY THE

MENSTRUATION, HAVE UNVEILED "A NEW SHADE OF RED INSPIRED BY THE

COLOR OF WOMEN'S PERIODS."

"女性の絵画の色"

WHICH IS JUST WRONG.

それは間違ってる

ANYONE WHO'S WATCHED A MAXI PAD COMMERCIAL KNOWS THE COLOR OF

ANYONE WHO'S WATCHED A MAXI PAD COMMERCIAL KNOWS THE COLOR OF

WOMEN'S PERIODS IS ELECTRIC BLUE.

WOMEN'S PERIODSはエレクトリックブルー。

I THINK THEY WOULD KNOW.

I THINK THEY WOULD KNOW.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN ENGLAND, DURING A TEST RUN OF THE FUTURE

クオランタイン・ワールド、イギリスで未来のテストランを実施中

OF EMERGENCY MEDICAL SERVICES, A JETPACK-EQUIPPED PARAMEDIC WAS

救急医療サービスの一環として、ジェットパックを装着した救急救命士が誕生しました。

ABLE TO COVER A NORMALLY 25-MINUTE TREK UP A MOUNTAINSIDE

通常25分のトレッキングを山の中腹までカバーすることができます。

TO A SIMULATED EMERGENCY IN ONLY 90 SECONDS.

模擬緊急事態にたった90秒で対応。

NOW UNFORTUNATELY, THE JET PACK ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO

NOW UNFORTUNATELY, THE JET PACK ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO

TRANSPORT YOU TO A HOSPITAL, SO IN MANY CASES THEY CAN'T SAVE

病院への輸送は、多くの場合、彼らは保存することができません。

YOUR LIFE.

あなたの人生

BUT THE LAST THING YOU SEE WILL BE SO COOL!

BUT THE LAST THING YOU SEE WILL BE SO COOL!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ETHAN HAWKE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ETHAN HAWKE.

I WANT TO SEE THAT JET PACK.

そのジェットパックを見てみたい。

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