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  • Conan O'Brien: Hey, there, YouTube. This is Conan O'Brien,

  • wishing you a happy 5th anniversary.

  • I'm really excited

  • 'cause I've been asked to pick five of my favorite YouTube video clips from over the years.

  • At least, the ones where no one got killed,

  • 'cause they-they said, "That wasn't cool."

  • But sometimes when those guys wipe out, it's really funny.

  • I'm sorry,

  • and my deepest sympathies to the family.

  • Uh, I just want to say,

  • I'm happy to do this.

  • I hope you like these videos.

  • If you're like me America,

  • you spend an inordinate amount of time watching YouTube,

  • and it's probably why our country's economy is in the toilet.

  • Nobody actually makes anything anymore.

  • We're all watching monkeys in propeller hats flush themselves down a toilet.

  • And that's why India is kicking our ass,

  • and China and pretty much everyone else.

  • Switzerland kicking our ass.

  • Guam way ahead of us higher GNP than we have.

  • But that's not the point,

  • you should enjoy these videos,

  • have a good time,

  • and I'm just thrilled to be doing this.

  • Am I getting paid?

  • I'm getting 'eck nothing?

  • Nothing? Getting nothing.

  • Okay.

  • I'd have liked to seen some scratch,

  • but, uh,

  • enjoy.

  • Because that's not the point of the Internet.

  • It's not to make money.

  • It's for someone you've never met whose a nerd,

  • in Palo Alto to make money.

  • But have fun.

  • Enjoy these.

  • I'm rambling now just mad that I'm not getting paid.

  • And, uh,

  • really mad that no one has figured out way...

  • enjoy the videos.

  • 'Cause they're...

  • I'm gonna go.

Conan O'Brien: Hey, there, YouTube. This is Conan O'Brien,


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