SUCCESSFUL STANDUP COMEDIANS ON PLANET EARTH, HE PLAYED TO OVER

SUCCESSFUL STANDUP COMEDIANS ON PLANET EARTH, HE PLAYED TO OVER

800,000 FANS ON HIS RECENT BIG WORLD TOUR.

HIS RECENT BIG WORLD TOURで80万人のファン。

WHAT AN HONOR TO WELCOME MICHAEL McINTYRE TO THE SHOW.

WHAT AN HONOR TO WELCOME MICHAEL McINTYRE TO THE SHOW.

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU DOING?

ARE YOU WELL.

ARE YOU WELL.

>> SORRY, I DON'T NORMALLY CLAP MYSELF BUT THERE ARE SO FEW

PEOPLE, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO INJECT.

皆さん、私は注射をしなければならないような気がします。

>> James: I THINK THAT IS VERY WISE, HAVE I GOT TO SAY I HAVE

>> ジェームス私はそれが非常に賢明だと思う、私は私が持っていると言わなければならないことがあります。

ALWAYS DREAMT OF HAVING YOU ON TE SHOW AND I NEVER THOUGHT

いつもショーにあなたが出るのを夢見てたけど 考えたこともなかったわ

THAT IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS, WHERE YOU WOULD BE ON THE SHOW

君がショーに出ていた場所はこうだったはずだ

AND NEITHER OF US WOULD BE IN THE STUDIO.

二人ともスタジオにはいない

>> BUT IT DOES VERY MUCH LOOK LIKE WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM,

>> しかし、私たちが同じ部屋にいるように見えます。

JAMES, YOU LOOK AT THE-- BEHIND YOU IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SITTING

ジェームス、見てみろ...後ろに座っているように見えるぞ

DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU.

あなたの真後ろにいる

>> James: IF I DO THAT, YOU ARE THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE

>> ジェームズ私がそうすれば、あなたは彼らの反対側にいる

CURTAINS, THAT IS WHAT NO ONE KNOWS, WE ARE BOTH ISOLATING.

CURTAINS, THAT IS WHAT NO ONE KNOWS, WE ARE BOTH ISOLATING.

>> SITTING BACK TO BACK.

>> 背中に腰を据えて。

WE ARE BOTH ON THE BEIGEST ROOMS ON EARTH.

WE ARE BOTH ON THE BEIGEST ROOMS ON EARTH.

I THINK OUR STRATEGY TO FIGHT THIS VIRUS IS BEIGE.

I THINK OUR STRATEGY TO FIGHT THIS VIRUS IS BEIGE.

I JUST THINK THE MORE BEIGE THAT YOU CAN GET IN YOUR ROOM AND I

I JUST THINK THE MORE BEIGE THAT YOU CAN GET IN YOUR ROOM AND I

CAN GET IN MINE, AND MAYBE WE CAN PEN THIS THING UP.

私たちはこれを書き上げることができるかもしれません。

>> James: I ALSO THINK BEIGE MIXED WITH DARK BLOCK COLORS CAN

>> ジェームスです。私もベージュとダークブロックカラーのミックスは可能だと思っています。

ONLY BE A GOOD THING FOR THE PHYSIQUE.

フィジークのためだけになる。

>> AND ALSO THE CAMERA, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO ADJUST THE

>> AND ALSO THE CAMERA, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO ADJUST THE

CAMERA.

WAITER.

I DO A LOT OF MY ZOOMING HERE.

私はここでズームしています。

THIS IS HOW I FEEL THAT REPRESENTS ME BEST, YEAH.

これが私を最もよく表していると感じています。

I GOT THIS LIGHT THING TO TRY AND LOOK LIKE GOOD FOR YOU.

I GOT THIS LIGHT THING TO TRY AND LOOK LIKE GOOD FOR YOU.

>> James: A RING LIGHT.

>> ジェームズA RING LIGHT.

>> AROUND, WHAT IS IT CALL.

>> 周囲では、それは何と呼ばれています。

>> James: I THINK IT IS CALLED A RING LIGHT.

>> ジェームス私はそれがリングライトと呼ばれていると思います。

>> I CAN'T WEAR IT WITH MY GLASS, WHEN I DO IT, THIS STARTS

>> ガラスと一緒に装着できないんだけど、それをすると、これが始まる。

HAPPENING.

ハプニング。

(LAUGHTER) SO IF YOU INTRODUCE ME LIKE

（笑）だから、もしあなたが私を紹介してくれたら

THAT, I MEAN THAT IS CRAZY, (LAUGHTER)

それは、私はそれがクレイジーであることを意味します、（笑）。

I DON'T KNOW HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING THIS BUT I ASSUME THEY

他の人がどうやってやっているのか知らないが、私はそうだと思う。

ARE NOT SPECTACLE WEARING.

スペクタクルウェアではありません。

SO.

そうです。

>> James: HAVE YOU BEEN DOING A LOT OF ZOOMING?

>> ジェームスズームしてたのか？

HOW DOES MICHAEL McINTYRE GET ON WITH THE ZOOM?

HOW DOES MICHAEL McINTYRE GET ON WITH THE ZOOM?

>> ASPECTS OF IT I REALLY ENJOY, JAMES.

>> >> 私は本当に楽しんでいます、ジェームス。

I REALLY LIKE THE NAME THING BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY PERSONABLE

I REALLY LIKE THE NAME THING BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY PERSONABLE

AND I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU, YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE'S NAMES AND

AND I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU, YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE'S NAMES AND

PEOPLE KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.

人はあなたのことを知っています。

AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT JAMES IS GREAT AT THAT.

いつも思ってたんだけど、ジェームスはそれが得意なんだよね。

I KNOW NOBODY'S NAMES.

誰の名前も知らない

NOBODY WHO WORKS ON MY TV SHOW, I'M SORRY TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW

誰も私のテレビ番組で働いている人はいません、申し訳ありませんが、私は知りません。

ANY OF THEIR NAMES.

ANY OF THEIR NAMES.

I KNOW THEY ARE ON THE CREDIT BUT I'M NORMALLY REWINDING THE

私はそれがクレジットにあることを知っていますが、私は通常、私はそれを更新しています。

SHOW, I DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES, JAMES, I'M'S SORRY BUT ON ZOOM

ショー、名前を知らないのよ、ジェームス、ごめんなさい、でもズームインして

WE HAVE THESE MEETINGS AND YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH OVER THE

WE HAVE THESE MEETINGS AND YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH OVER THE

THING AND THE NAME POPS UP AND HAVE I BEEN GOING HUGE ON THE

これと名前が出てきて、その上で大きくなってしまったことがあります。

NAME, SO I AM LIKE SO JASMINE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU SEE THEIR

名前、私はジャスミンに似ています、あなたはどう思いますか、あなたは彼らを見てください。

EYES, OH MY GOD, HE KNOWS ME, FIRST TIME I LEARNED THEIR

目は、ああ、神よ、彼は私を知っている、私は最初に彼らの言葉を学んだ。

NAMES.

名前は？

>> James: ARE YOU BACK IN BRITAIN.

>> ジェームスイギリスに戻ったか？

HOW ARE THINGS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.

イギリスの状況はどうなっているのか。

>> SORRY, I WAS JUST READING MY MOUTH, YES JAMES CORDEN.

>>ごめんなさい、私は私の口を読んでいただけです。

THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL.

THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL.

I AM-- HOLD ON.

私は...

I'M FINE.

大丈夫だよ

I'M 36.8.

私は３６．

YOU KNOW WHAT JAMES, HAVE YOU GOT ONE OF THESE.

YOU KNOW WHAT JAMES, HAVE YOU GOT ONE OF THESE.

>> OH, OUR HOUSE IS FULL OF THEM.

>> 私たちの家は彼らで一杯です。

YOU CAN'T MOVE WITH EM THIS.

これでは動けない

THE PHONE RANG THE OTHER DAY AND I PICKED ONE UP.

THE PHONE RANG THE OTHER DAY AND I PICKED ONE UP.

>> WHAT DO YOU RUN AT, BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW, I RUN AT 36.

>> >> あなたは何で走るのですか、私は知らないので、私は36で走っています。

>> WE ARE FAHRENHEIT, LAST TIME I DID ONE I WAS 96, 97,

>> >> WE ARE FAHRENHEIT, LAST TIME I DO I WAS 96, 97.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

似たようなものだ

>> OH YES, I REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE I HAD IT ON THE WRONG

笑）>> ああ、そうだ、それを覚えているよ、俺は間違っていたから。

SETTING AND PUT MYSELF IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS

自分がそうだと思ったから 病院に入ったんだ

LIKE-- I'M FIVE TIMES HOTTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN, I

LIKE-- I'M FIVE TIMES HOTTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN, I

REALIZED THIS IS A FAHRENHEIT THING.

これはファレンハイトのことであることを現実化しました。

>> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST NETFLIX SPECIAL,

>> ジェームスだ最初のNETFLIXスペシャルについて話しましょう。

MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMAN, I WILL SAY T I THINK IT IS ONE OF

マイケル・マッキントリア・ショーマン、私はそれが一つだと思っています。

THE BEST SPECIALS I HAVE SEEN ON NETFLIX, CERTAINLY MY FAVORITE I

私がNETFLIXで見た最高のスペシャル、間違いなく私のお気に入りの私。

HAVE SEEN THIS YEAR.

今年は見たことがある

I THINK IT IS SO BRILLIANT.

私はそれがとても魅力的だと思う。

AND THIS IS, YOU TAKE TAPED THIS IN MARCH.

これは3月に撮影したものです。

WAS THAT BEFORE, BECAUSE YOU WENT ON A HUGE WORLD TOUR, YOU

それは前の話だが、君が大規模なワールドツアーに行ったからだ、君は

PLAYED TWO SOLD OUT SHOWS AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW

PLAYED TWO SOLD OUT SHOWS AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW

YORK.

ＹＯＵＲＫ

YOU PLAYED STADIUMS AND ARENAS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

YOU PLAYED STADIUMS AND ARENAS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

WAS THIS TAPED AT THE END OF THE TOUR?

これはツアーの最後に収録されていたのか？

>> YES, IT WAS A WEEK BEFORE THIS ALL HAPPENED.

>> そう、それはすべてが起こった一週間前のことだった。

IT WAS LAST MARCH 6th, WE RECORDED IT IN LONDON.

3月6日にロンドンで録音しました

SO IT WAS JUST STARTING A LITTLE BIT.

だから、ちょっとしたことから始めたんだ。

WE MR. AT THE HAND WASHING PHASE BUT NOBODY WAS TALKING ANYTHING

私たちは手洗いの段階で手洗いの段階では 誰も何も話していなかった

SERIOUSLY.

SERIOUSLY.

THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME WE GET

THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME WE GET

TOGETHER AS AN AUDIENCE THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO GATHER TOGETHER.

TOGETHER AS AN AUDIENCE THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO GATHER TOGETHER.

NOT FOR A MOMENT DID I THINK THAT WAS TRUE.

一瞬たりともそれが真実だとは思わなかった。

IT WAS A COMPLETE JOKE, PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING.

完全なジョークで、みんな笑っていました。

I WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS.

手を洗うのは冗談だよ

I THINK I INTRODUCED MYSELF ON STAGE BY SAYING LADIES AND

淑女と言って自分をステージに出したと思う。

GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDING TO AND WASH THEM FOR 30

紳士の皆さん、手を置いて30分間洗ってください。

SECONDS.

秒

IT WAS ALL A BIT OF A JOKE.

冗談のつもりだったのよ

AND THEN REALLY QUICKLY IF YOU REMEMBER, EVERYTHING RAMPED UP.

思い出したらすぐに全てが急上昇した

AND I HAD THIS MONTH OF HAVING THIS RECORD OF MY LAST DAY AT

AND I HAD THIS MONTH OF HAVING THIS RECORD OF MY LAST DAY AT

WORK.

WORK.

WHICH I HAVE BEEN WATCHING.

WHICH I HAVE BEEN WATCHING.

I AM TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH THE NETFLIX SPECIAL, I

I AM TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH THE NETFLIX SPECIAL, I

HAVE SEEN IT A LOT.

たくさん見てきました。

I MEAN IT IS THE ONLY THING I'VE CLUNG ON TO.

つまり、私がしがみついているのはそれだけなんです。

IT IS THIS RECORD OF A LIFE I LEFT BEHIND BEFORE I GOT FLOO --

IT IS THIS RECORD OF A LIFE I LEFT BEHIND BEFORE I GOT FLOO --

AND HAIR DRESSING AND CRYING WATCHING THE NEWS, BABYSITTING.

AND HAIR DRESSING AND CRYING WATCHING THE NEWS, BABYSITTING.

>> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, DOES IT PLAY ON YOU, SO

>> ジェームスあなたも同じように感じますか？あなたも同じように感じますか？

MANY, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT

何万人、何万人もの人々が心配していますか？

HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE YOU GET TO BE BACK OUT THERE AGAIN

HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE YOU GET TO BE BACK OUT THERE AGAIN

AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU MISSING?

AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU MISSING?

>> YEAH, I DID MISS IT A LOT, OBVIOUSLY.

>> 仝そうだな、俺はかなり見逃していたよ。

JUST TO HAVE IDEAS TO EXPRESS TO AN AUDIENCE, BUT WE CLING ON TO

オーディエンスに表現するアイデアを持っているだけで、私たちはしがみついています。

THAT, WHEN IT ALL COMES BACK, WHAT WHENEVER THAT WILL BE.

THAT, WHEN IT ALL COMES BACK, WHAT WHENEVER THAT WILL BE.

IT WILL BE SO JOYOUS.

それはとても楽しいだろう。

YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE AUDIENCE THAT IS FASCINATED,

YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE AUDIENCE THAT IS FASCINATED,

ANTIBODY DAY PEOPLE IT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING BUT IT WILL BE

反骨の日の人々 それは素晴らしいことになるだろうが、それはそうなるだろう。

AWAKE AND I WILL BE WATCHING MY OLYMPIC SPECIAL UNTIL THEN.

AWAKE AND I WILL BE WATCHING MY OLYMPIC SPECIAL UNTIL THEN.

>> YOU EVEN TALK IN THE SPECIAL ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAYED IN HONG

>> YOU EVEN TALK IN THE SPECIAL ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAYED IN HONG

KONG, AND YOU COULD SEE PEOPLE WEARING WALKING AROUND AND

コングでは、歩いている人を見かけることができますし、周りを歩いている人を見ることができます。

PEOPLE ARE WEARING FACE MASKS AM YOU CAN HAVE NO IDEA AT THE TIME

人々は顔のマスクをつけています あなたはその時に何も知らないことができます

THAT THIS ROUTINE WOULD BE SO TOPICAL TODAY.

今日はこのルーチンが 話題になっています

>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

>> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

IT CHANGED SO QUICKLY.

IT CHANGED SO QUICKLY.

I DO BECOME SLIGHTLY SELF-OBSESSED.

私は自分に夢中になります

SO IT SAYS ABOUT KIM JUNG-UN.

キム・ジョンウンについて書いてあります。

HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A GREAT GUY BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE A

彼は決して良い奴ではないが、私は失いたくなかった。

JOKE.

JOKE.

IT WAS THAT WEIRD PERIOD WHERE THEY THOUGHT IT DIED AND MY

IT WAS THAT WEIRD PERIOD WHERE THEY THOUGHT IT DIED AND MY

FIRST AUDIENCE-- CAN'T DO THAT JOKE SO I WAS LIKE SO EVERYONE

最初のオーディエンス... ジョークができないから みんなと同じだったんだ

IS LIKE CELEBRATING THE KIM JUNG-UN, HIS REIGN IS OVER AND

金正恩を祝っているようなものであり、彼の任期は終わった。

I'M LIKE PLEASE, KIM, COME ON, SHOW YOURSELF.

キム、お願い、キム、来て、自分の姿を見せて。

AND AFTER A WEEK THEY FOUND KIM JUNG-UN AND I'M LIKE COME ON!

AND AFTER A WEEK THEY FOUND KIM JUNG-UN AND I'M LIKE COME ON!

COME ON KIMIE BOY!

カミング・オン・キミー・ボーイ！

>> James: LET ME TELL YOU, I THINK THE SPECIAL IS ABSOLUTELY

>> ジェームズ君に言わせてもらうが 特別なのは絶対だと思う

BRILLIANT AND I THINK IT WILL BRING SO MUCH JOY TO SO MANY

素晴らしいし、多くの人に多くの喜びをもたらすと思います。

PEOPLE PARTICULARLY IN THIS MOMENT THAT WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW.

人々は特に今この瞬間に、私たちがいる。

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMAN, HOW

MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMANのクリップを見てみましょう。

ARE YOU SAYING.

ARE YOU SAYING.

>> YES, IT IS OPEN FOR INTERRUPTION, I ALTERNATE

>> 割り込みのためにオープンになっている、私は代替する

BETWEEN SHOWMAN AND SHOWMAN.

ＢＥＡＴＨＥ ＭＯＷＭＡＮとＳＨＯＷＭＡＮの間。