LATE LATE SHOW."

"レイトレイトショー"

I HOPE EVERYONE HAD A NICE TUESDAY.

そして、皆さんが素敵な火曜日を過ごされたことを願っています。

AS I EXPLAINED LAST NIGHT, I'M NOT IN THE STUDIO.

AS I EXPLAINED LAST NIGHT, I'M NOT IN THE STUDIO.

I'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO SOMEONE WHO HAS COVID-19.

私は誰かに暴露されました COVID-19を持っている人に

I'VE TESTED NEGATIVE, I FEEL COMPLETELY FINE, BUT TO BE

私は陰性をテストしました、私は完全に正常だと感じています、しかし、あるべきです。

EXTRA CAUTIOUS, I'LL BE SPENDING THE NEXT FEW DAYS IN QUARANTINE

殊更に気をつけて これからの数日間はクオランタインで過ごす予定です

AWAY FROM THE STUDIO.

AWAY FROM THE STUDIO.

BELIEVE ME, THIS IS NOT HOW I IMAGINED IT WHEN PEOPLE TOLD ME

信じてください、これは人々が私に言ったときに私が想像していたものではありません。

I COULD START PHONING IT IN AFTER FIVE SEASONS.

I COULD START PHONING IT IN AFTER FIVE SEASONS.

( LAUGHTER ) IT REALLY ISN'T.

( LAUGHTER ) 本当にそうなんです。

I'M ON A ZOOM CALL, WHICH IS BEING PLAYED ON A TV IN THE

私はズームコールの上にいます テレビで再生されています

STUDIO, AND THAT TV IS BEING FILMED FROM NINE DIFFERENT

スタジオとテレビは９つの異なる場所で撮影されている

ANGLES BY PROFESSIONAL CAMERAMEN.

プロのカメラマンによるアングル。

SO, YOU KNOW, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THE YEAR 2020.

SO, YOU KNOW, BUSINESS AS USUAL FOR THE YEAR 2020.

BUT WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

BUT WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR YOU TONIGHT.

WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE ALWAYS HILARIOUS RAINN WILSON, THEN WE

WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE ALWAYS HILARIOUS RAINN WILSON, THEN WE

HAVE A PERFORMANCE FROM ANTHONY RAMOS THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO

アントニーＲＡＭＯＳのパフォーマンスをご覧になってみませんか？

MISS.

ミスった

AND TOM, ONE OF OUR WRITERS, IS ALSO HERE TONIGHT.

ライターのトムも来てくれています

THANKS FOR BEING HERE, TOM.

来てくれてありがとう トム

YOU WERE ON THE SHOW LAST NIGHT.

昨夜のショーに出てたじゃないか

>> GOOD TO BE BACK IS THAT I IMAGINE IT'S GONE CRAZY FOR YOU,

>> あなたにとっては狂ったようになってしまったと想像しています。

THE REACTION AFTER LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?

THE REACTION AFTER LAST NIGHT, RIGHT?

>> I MEAN, IT'S HUGE.

>> 凄いですね。

I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, THERE WAS SOME BUZZ ONLINE.

嘘をつくつもりはないわ、オンラインで何か騒動があったのよ。

BY THAT, I MEAN I GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY TENTH GRADE HISTORY

つまり 私はメッセージを受け取ったの 第10学年の歴史から

TEACHER ON LinkedIn.

LinkedInのteacher。

>> James: THAT'S A WIN.

>> ジェームズ勝ったな。

I THINK YOU WILL BE GONE BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

I THINK YOU WILL BE GONE BY THE END OF THE WEEK.

YOU WILL BE TEARING UP THE CONTRACT, I'M OUT OF HERE.

契約書を破り捨てろ 俺はここから出て行く

I'M ON-SCREEN TALENT NOW.

私は今、スクリーンタレントとして活躍しています。

>> WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO COME BACK AFTER DAY TWO, I FELT LIKE

>> WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO COME BACK AFTER DAY TWO, I FELT LIKE

WALK AWAY.

WALK AWAY.

IT WAS LIKE SEINFELD IN '98, JUST WALK AWAY.

98年のシンフィールドのように、歩いて逃げてきた。

>> James: THAT'S WHAT I FELT AFTER THE PAUL McCARTNEY

>> ジェームズポール・マッカートニーの後に 感じたことです

AIRED.

AIRED。

REGGIE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

REGGIE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?

HOUSE OF YOUR MORNING?

あなたの朝の家？

>> Reggie: I GOT UP, I DID SOME HANKY-PANKY.

>> レジー：俺は起きて、ハンキーパンキーをしたんだ。

>> James: DID YOU?

>> ジェームズそうなのか？

>> Reggie: YEAH, JUST A LITTLE BIT.

>> レジー：ああ、ちょっとだけ。

>> James: NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS A BRITISH AND AMERICAN

>> ジェームスこれがイギリスとアメリカのものかどうかはわかりません。

THING -- >> Reggie: DEPENDS.

それは... >> レジー：DEPENDS.

YOU KNOW, HANKY-PANKY.

YOU KNOW, HANKY-PANKY.

>> James: BUT IS THAT THE SAME?

>> ジェームスでも、それは同じなの？

>> Reggie: OH, YEAH.

>>>>レジー：あぁ、YEAH。

( LAUGHTER ) WELL, CONGRATS.

( LAUGHTER ) Well, CONGRATS.

CONGRATS.

ＣＯＮＧＲＡＴＳ

>> Reggie: THANKS.

>> レジー：ありがとうございました。

>> James: I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN A GOOD MOOD WHEN YOU WERE

>> ジェームズあの時は機嫌が良かったんじゃないかと思ったよ

TEXTING ME EARLIER.

もっと早くにメールして

YOU WERE TEXTING ME HEARTS AND KISSES ALL OVER.

あなたは私にメールをしていた ハートとキスをあちこちでしていた。

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY.

理由が分かった

>> Reggie: EXACTLY, A HANKY-PANKY STARRING GENE

>> レジー：EXACTLY, A HANKY-PANKY STARRING GENE.

WILDER.

WILDER.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, THAT'S WHAT

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.まあ、それはそれは

YOU DID THIS MORNING.

今朝もそうだった

>> Reggie: YEAH, WHAT DID YOU DO.

>> レジー：ああ、何をしたんだよ。

>> James: >> James: LET ME TELL YOU WHAT

>> >>ジェームス>> ジェームス話したいことがある

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DID THIS MORNING.

アメリカ合衆国大統領は今朝、そうしました。

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>>レジー：OKAY。

>> James: HE CALLED IN TO "FOX & FRIENDS"

>> ジェームズ"FOX & FRIENDS "に電話してきました。

AND ENDED UP CHATTING WITH THEM ON THE AIR FOR 47 MINUTES.

そして、47分間の放送で彼らとおしゃべりをしていました。

TO PUT THAT IN PERSPECTIVE, WITHOUT COMMERCIALS THIS SHOW

このショーは、コマーシャルなしで、そのことを考慮に入れて、このショーを置くために。

ISN'T EVEN 47 MINUTES LONG.

47分もないんだぞ

AND THINK ABOUT HOW LONG THIS FEELS.

そして、これがどのくらい長く感じるかを考えてみてください。

AFTER 47 MINUTES OF TALKING ON FOX NEWS, TRUMP FINALLY HAD TO

47分間のFOXニュースの話の後、トランプはついにしなければならなかった。

GET OFF THE PHONE TO GO BACK TO HIS OTHER MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY--

GET OFF THE PHONE TO GO BACK TO HIS OTHER MAJOR RESPONSIBILITY--

WATCHING FOX NEWS.

WATCHING FOX NEWS.

47 MINUTES!

47分！

I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYONE ON THE PHONE THAT LONG.

長く電話で誰とも話したくない

MY PARENTS LIVE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IF I'M ON THE PHONE

私の両親は別の国に住んでいて、私は電話をしている場合。

WITH THEM FOR 47 MINUTES I'M LIKE, "UH HUH.

47分間、彼らと一緒にいると、私は「うふふふ。

OKAY.

分かった

WELL, I'VE GOT TO-- UH HUH.

さて、私はしなければならない...

OH, OKAY.

わかったわ

WELL, I'VE GOT TO-- NO, GO AHEAD."

"さて、私は...いや、先に行ってくれ"

AND THEN I JUST END UP GOING, "UH, YOU'RE BREAKING UP."

そして、私はどうしても "あー、別れようとしてる "と思ってしまうの

AND THEN I JUST HANG UP.

そして、私はただぶら下がっていた。

AND THIS WAS AN ODD MOMENT DURING THE CALL.

これは通話中に起きた出来事だ

AFTER TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT THE RECENT FOREST FIRES ON THE WEST

AFTER TRUMP WAS ASKED ABOUT THE RECENT FOREST FIRES ON THE WEST

COAST, HE RESPONDED BY COMPARING TREES IN THE UNITED STATES TO

沿岸部の木と米国の木を比較して返事をしました

THE TREES IN EUROPE, AND HAD THIS TO SAY.

ヨーロッパの木に、こんなことを言っていました。

>> YOU HAVE FORESTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

>> YOU HAVE FORESTS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

YOU DON'T HAVE FIRES LIKE YOU DO IN CALIFORNIA.

カリフォルニア州のように火事は起きない

IN EUROPE THEY HAVE FOREST CITIES.

ヨーロッパには森林都市があります。

YOU LOOKT A COUNTRIES, AUSTRIA.

YOU LOOKT A COUNTRIES, AUSTRIA.

YOU LOOK AT SO MANY COUNTRIES, THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, THEY'RE

YOU LOOK AT SO MANY COUNTRIES, THEY LIVE IN THE FOREST, THEY'RE

CONSIDERED FOREST CITIES, SO MANY OF THEM, AND THEY DON'T

森林都市を考慮していたが、多くの都市がそうではなかった。

HAVE FIRES LIKE THIS, AND THEY HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES.

HAVE FIRES LIKE THIS, AND THEY HAVE MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES.

>> JAMES: "MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES."

>> >> JAMES: "MORE EXPLOSIVE TREES.

YOU KNOW THOSE HOSTS ARE LIKE "DO WE TELL HIM?"

"彼に告げるか？"みたいな感じだよね

"NAH, JUST LET HIM GO WITH EXPLODING TREES BEING A THING."

"爆発する木があることで 彼を放っておくんだ"

FOREST CITIES.

森林都市。

EXPLOSIVE TREES.

EXPLOSIVE TREESES.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, BUT PUT VIN DIESEL IN

何の話をしてるのか分からないが、VIN DIESELを入れてくれ。

THAT MOVIE AND I WOULD 100% WATCH IT.

あの映画を100％見たい

BY THE WAY, "EXPLOSIVE TREES" ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THE NEW STRAIN

BY THE WAY, "EXPLOSIVE TREES" ALSO SOUNDS LIKE THE NEW STRAIN

OF WEED YOUR STEP-BROTHER HAS STARTED SELLING OUT OF HIS VAN.

あなたの義理の兄弟は 自分のバンを売り始めた

TRUMP ALSO USED HIS TIME ON FOX AND FRIENDS TO REPEAT HIS

トランプはFOXと友人たちの番組にも出演していたので、自分の発言を繰り返していました。

PROPOSAL THAT HE AND JOE BIDEN TAKE A DRUG TEST BEFORE THE

彼とジョー・バイデンの前に薬物検査を受けることを提案します

DEBATES, AND MADE A PRETTY BOLD ACCUSATION AGAINST BIDEN.

DEBATES, AND MADE A PRETTY BOLD ACCUSATION AGAINST BIDEN.

TAKE A LOOK.

見てください。

> YOU HAVE SUGGESTED THAT JOE BIDEN SHOULD TAKE A DRUG TEST.

> YOU HAVE SUGGESTED THAT JOE BIDEN SHOULD TAKE A DRUG TEST.

>> I DO.

>> 私はそうしています。

I WOULD TAKE ONE, TOO.

私も一人でいいよ

YEAH, I WOULD -- >> DO YOU THINK HE'S TAKING SOME

ああ、そうしたいけど... >> 彼が何かを取ってると思う？

SORT OF DRUGS TO PEP HIM UP?

彼を元気づける薬の種類は？

>> I DO.

>> 私はそうしています。

HE'S TAKING SOMETHING.

HE'S TAKING SOMETHING.

HE'S TAKING SOMETHING OR -- YOU KNOW, GIVES HIM SOME CLARITY.

HE'S TAKING SOMETHING OR -- YOU KNOW, GIVES HIM SOME CLARITY.

>> James: GOOD, WE COULD USE SOME CLARITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

>> ジェームスホワイトハウスでの明確さを 求めている

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT TRUMP

( LAUGHTER ) BUT IT MAKES SENSE THAT TRUMP

THINKS EVERYONE'S TAKING DRUGS.

誰もが薬を飲んでいると思っている

IT'S SOMETHING YOU JUST ASSUME WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE

IT'S SOMETHING YOU JUST ASSUME WHEN YOU'RE SURROUNDED BY PEOPLE

WHO BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

WHO BEHAVE LIKE THIS.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR FREEDOM AND

>> 自由と闘う女性と紳士、リーダーと闘士

LIBERTY AND THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

LIBERTY AND THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

>> JAMES: OH, THE CLARITY.

>> JAMES: OH, THE CLARITY.

( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT TRUMP CONCLUDED THE

( LAUGHTER ) トランプ大統領は

INTERVIEW BY SAYING HE PLANNED TO MAKE CALLING INTO FOX NEWS A

INTERVIEW BY SAYING HE PLANNED TO MAKE CALLING INTO FOX NEWS A

WEEKLY EVENT, AND THE RESPONSE WAS, WELL, AWKWARD.

週刊誌のイベントで、反応は、まあ、厄介なものだった。

HAVE A LOOK.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR STARTING YOUR DAY WITH "FOX

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR STARTING YOUR DAY WITH "FOX

& FRIENDS."

& FRIENDS"

>> OKAY, IT'S BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU.

>> OKAY, IT'S BEEN GREAT, THANK YOU.

>> WE'LL DO IT EVERY WEEK?

>> 毎週やるのか？

WE GOING TO DO IT EVERY WEEK?

毎週やるのか？

>> I LOOK FORWARD TO IT, YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT EVERY WEEK.

>> 仝それを楽しみにしています。

EVERY MONDAY, THEY SAID.

毎月曜、彼らは言った。

IF WE CAN'T DO IT ON A MONDAY, WE'LL DO IT ON A TUESDAY LIKE WE

月曜にできないなら 火曜にでもやるわ

DID TODAY.

DID TODAY.

>> SOUNDS GOOD.

>> 音は良いです。

MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

MR.大統領、非常に多くのありがとうございます。

YOU MAY WANT TO DO IT EVERY WEEK, BUT FOX HAS NOT COMMITTED

毎週やってみたいと思うかもしれないが、FOXはコミットしていない。

TO THAT.

それに乾杯

WE'RE GOING TO TAKE IT ON A BASE CASE-BY-CASE BASIS AND JOE

ケース・バイ・ケースで判断して、ジョーに任せる。

BIDEN IS WELCOME AS WELL TO JOIN US FOR 47 MINUTES, JUST LIKE WE

BIDENは47分間、私たちと同じように、私たちに参加することを歓迎します。

DID WITH THE PRESIDENT.

DID WITH THE PRESIDENT.

( APPLAUSE ) >> James: I THINK TRUMP JUST

( APPLAUSE ) >> James.I THINK TRUMP JUST

GOT FOXEN FRIEND-ZONED.

FOXEN FRIEND-ZONEDになった。

THERE'S AN AD CALLING ON PEOPLE TO SUPPORT OUR TROOPS.

私達の部隊を支援する為に 人々に呼びかける広告があります

BUT HERE'S THE THING, THE AD USES A PHOTO FEATURING FIGHTER

しかし、ここでのことだが、広告はファイターを撮影した写真を使用しています。

JETS AND WEAPONS USED BY THE RUSSIANS.

ロシアが使用したジェット機と武器

I WAS LOOKING AT THE STORY AND THOUGHT, IF THIS WAS A SITCOM,

物語を見ていて思ったんだが、これがシットコムだったらと。

IF YOU AND ME WERE PITCHING A SITCOM AND OUR MAIN CHARACTER

IF YOU AND ME WERE PITCHING A SITCOM AND OUR MAIN CHARACTER

HAD TIES TO RUSSIA AND WAS ALSO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

ロシアとのつながりがあり、また、連合国の大統領でもありました。

STATES AND THEN SAID IN EPISODE 7, HE PUTS FORTH A PHOTO SAYING

STATES AND THEN THEPISEN EPISODE 7では、彼は言っている写真を突き出します。

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS AND IT'S RUSSIAN JETS AND SOLDIER, WEB,

私たちの部隊とそれはロシアのジェット機と兵士、ウェブをサポートしています。

LIKE, NO ONE WOULD DO THAT.

誰もそんなことしないよ

IT'S TOO FAR FETCHED.

それはあまりにも遠回しだ。

( LAUGHTER ) MAYBE THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS

( LAUGHTER ) MAYBE THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS

ON A TIGHT DEADLINE.

期限が迫っています。

YOU KNOW, HE OR SHE WAS JUST...

あなたが知っている、彼または彼女はただ...

RUSHIN'.

RUSHIN'.

GET IT, GUYS?

分かったか？

RUSHIN'?

RUSHIN'?

AM I ON MUTE?

私は無言ですか？

>> Reggie: NICE.

>> レジー：ＮＩＣＥ。

>> James: IS THIS WORKING?

>> ジェームズこれでいいのか？

GUYS?

GUYS?

DID YOU -- >> Reggie: NICE.

あなたは... >> Reggie: NICE.

>> James: DID YOU HEAR WHAT I -- YOU HEARD IT, RIGHT, HAGAR?

>> ジェームズ私が言ったことを聞いただろ？

>> I WAS LAUGHING.

>> 私は笑っていました。

THAT WAS FUNNY.

面白かったよ

>> James: DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

>> ジェームスそんな気がしなかった

SUSAN.

SUSAN.

SUSAN WILL BE HONEST.

SUSAN WILL BE HONEST.

>> YES.

>> ＹＥＳ！＞＞＞＞＞＞＞＞ＹＥＳ

>> James: SUSAN, DID YOU GET THE JOKE.

>> ジェームスSUSAN,DID YOU GET THE JOKE.

>> YES, IT WAS HILARIOUS.

>> そう、それはヒラリウスだった。

I LAUGHED.

笑ってしまいました。

I LAUGHED.

笑ってしまいました。

>> James: NO, BECAUSE, SUSAN, I DON'T THINK YOU COMPLETELY GOT

>> ジェームズいや、なぜなら、SUSAN、私はあなたが完全に理解しているとは思わないからだ。

IT BECAUSE WHAT IT IS -- LET ME GO BACK.

ありのままの姿で...戻ろう

THE PICTURE, THEY ARE RUSSIAN, JUST REMEMBER THAT, RUSSIAN, AND

写真 彼らはロシア人です 覚えておいてください ロシア人 そして

THEN I SAID THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS PROBABLY RUSHIN'.

THEN I SAID THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER WAS PROBABLY RUSHIN'.

>> IN A HURRY, YES.

>> 急いで、はい。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THAT'S WHAT I'M

( LAUGHTER ) >> ジェームズ.それが僕がしていることだ

SAYING.

セイイング。

I THINK IT'S -- ( WHISTLES )

I THINK IT'S -- ( WHISTLES )

-- IT'S GONE OVER YOUR HEADS.

-- IT'S GONE OVER YOUR HEADS.

AND HERE'S SOME ODD NEWS.

そして、ここには、ちょっと変わったニュースがあります。

THE CITY OF OPALOCKA, FLORIDA, JUST OVERTURNED A 13-YEAR BAN

フロリダ州オパロッカ市、13年間の禁止をひっくり返したばかりです。

ON-- AND WE'RE NOT MAKING THIS UP-- SAGGY PANTS.

サギーパンツだよ

I'M GLAD THIS LAW IS OVERTURNED.

この法律が逆転していて嬉しいです。

FINALLY, FLORIDA SENIORS ARE FREE TO GO BACK TO THEIR JENCO

FINALLY, FLORIDA SENIORS ARE FREE TO GO BACK TO THEIR JENCO

GENES.

GENES.

>> Reggie: OH, MY GOD.

>> レジー：OH, MY GOD.

WOW.

うわー。

IT WAS AN UPHILL BATTLE GETTING THIS DONE.

IT WAS AN UPHILL BATTLE GETTING THIS DONE.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO REPEAL A LAW AGAINST SHOWING YOUR

YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO REPEAL A LAW AGAINST SHOWING YOUR

UNDERWEAR?

アンダーウェア？

LEGAL BRIEFS.

リーガル・ブリーフ

(RIMSHOT) HE LOST IT WITH THE RUSHIN' BUT

(RIMSHOT) HE LOST IT WITH THE RUSHIN' BUT

BACK WITH THE LEGAL BRIEFS.

BACK WITH THE LEGAL BRIEFS.

( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, WE HAD TO TELL YOU

( LAUGHTER ) そして最後に 君に伝えなければならないことがあった

ABOUT THIS.

これについて。

REESE'S IS INTRODUCING A NEW BIG CUP, WHICH IS A PEANUT BUTTER

リーゼスは、ピーナッツバターの新しいビッグカップを発表しました。

CUP WITH PIECES OF POTATO CHIPS.

CUP WITH PIECES OF POTATO CHIPS.

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

この製品の発売に使われているスローガンをチェックしてみてください。

THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020.

2020年だぞ