DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

IT WASN'T JUST ANY DAY DA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

IT WASN'T JUST ANY DAY DA, DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS TODAY?

>> NATIONAL VOTER REGISTRATION DAY?

>> NATIONAL VOTER REGISTRATION DAY?

>> James: WELL, THAT IS TRUE, AND THAT MAY--

>> ジェームスそれは本当だし、それは...

(LAUGHTER) YES, WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH

(LAUGHTER) YES, WE SHOULD HAVE GONE WITH

THAT.

THAT.

BECAUSE THAT'S MADE THIS LOOK-- LIKE A SIMPLE PIECE OF

BECAUSE THAT'S MADE THIS LOOK-- LIKE A SIMPLE PIECE OF

WHIM SEE AT THE TOP-- WHIMSY AT THE TOP OF THE SHOW.

ウィムシーがトップで...ウィムシーがショーのトップで...

I CAN TELL YOU, AS WELL AS THAT.

それと同じように私はあなたを伝えることができます。

>> Reggie: OKAY.

>>レジー：OKAY。

>> James: IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

>> ジェームス秋の初日だよ

YES.

はい。

YES.

はい。

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF FALL.

LIKE THAT MATTERS WHATSOEVER ANY MORE.

LIKE THAT MATTERS WHATSOEVER ANY MORE.

(LAUGHTER) YOU CAN TELL IT'S FALL HERE IN

（笑）ここで秋を告げることができます

LOS ANGELES.

ロサンゼルス

ALL THE SMOKE FROM THE WILDFIRES IS REALLY STARTING TO SMELL LIKE

ALL THE SMOKE FROM THE WILDFIRES IS REALLY STARTING TO SMELL LIKE

PUMPKIN SPICE.

PUMPKIN SPICE。

I QUITE LIKE AUTUMN IN L.A.

I QUITE L.A.のAUTUMNが好きです。

BECAUSE YOU FEEL SMUG WITH IT.

BECAUSE YOU FEEL SMUG WITH IT.

LIKE IF I, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT IS REALLY MY FAVORITE

私が言ってることが分かるかな？これは本当に私のお気に入りなの

FEELING, IS SMILE, FACETIME, I WILL FACETIME MY SISTERS AND

感情は笑顔であり、ファセタイムであり、私は私の姉妹とファセタイムをします。

THEY WILL BE LIKE GETTING COLD HERE.

ここは寒くなってきたようだ

AND I WILL BE LIKE IS IT?

AND I WILL BE LIKE IS IT?

I'M IN A T-SHIRT.

I'M IN A T-SHIRT.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT OUGHT IMIN L.A.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT OUGHT IMIN L.A.

>> Reggie: IT IS THE SAME THING T IS MY FAVORITE THING

>> レジー：それは同じことですTは私のお気に入りのものです。

ABOUT AUTUMN, NO MATTER WHERE I AM.

AUTUMNについて、私がどこにいようと関係ない。

>> James: GO ON.

>> ジェームズ続けろ

>> CANDY CORN, BABY.

>> キャンディコーン、ベイビー。

>> James: I CAN'T GET ON BOARD WITH IT.

>> ジェームズ私はそれに乗ることができません。

I CAN'T GET ON BOARD WITH IT.

私はそれに乗ることができません。

I CANNOT GET ON BOARD WITH CANDY CORN.

私はCANDY CORNの仲間になれないの

>> IT IS A POLARIZING TREAT BUT I STAND FIRMLY ON THE SIDE OF

>> >> それは偏光治療だが、私は断固としてその側に立つ

OOH DELICIOUS.

美味しいわ

>> James: BUT I FEEL LIKE, LOOK, LISTEN, IF THERE IS

>> ジェームスしかし、私は、見て、聞いて、聞いて、もしあれば

NOTHING ELSE THERE, I WILL HAVE A CANDY CORN.

他には何もないから、キャンディコーンを食べよう。

BUT OFTEN THERE ARE OTHER THINGS AVAILABLE.

BUT OFTEN THERE ARE OTHER THINGS AVAILABLE.

THAT'S MY ISSUE WITH THE CANDY CORN.

THAT'S MY ISSUE WITH THE CANDY CORN.

WHY WOULD I CHOOSE IT OVER OTHER CANDY?

なぜ他のキャンディーよりも選ぶのか？

>> I WILL ESCHEW OTHER CANDY FOR CANDY CORN 100 PERCENT OF THE

>> 他のキャンディを捨ててキャンディコーン100%にします。

TIME IN THE AUTUMN, AND ONLY IN THE AUTUMN.

AUTUMNの中の時間、そしてAUTUMNの中だけの時間。

>> James: I FEEL LIKE SOME DAYS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU

>> ジェームズ君が誰か分からない日があるような気がする

ARE.

ARE.

(LAUGHTER) WELL, IT IS OFFICIALLY FALL,

(LAUGHTER) WELL, IT IS OFFICIALLY FALL,

WHICH MEANS THE ELECTION IS COMING UP FAST.

WHICH MEANS THE ELECTION IS COMING UP FAST.

AND PRESIDENT TRUMP IS HITTING THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL HARD.

トランプ大統領は 選挙運動の道を厳しく叩いています

LAST NIGHT HE HELD NOT ONE BUT TWO RALLIES IN OHIO.

昨夜、彼はオハイオ州で1つではなく、2つの集会を開催しました。

AT HIS FIRST RALLY LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT TRUMP STARTED RAMBLING

AT HIS FIRST RALLY LAST NIGHT PRESIDENT TRUMP STARTED RAMBLING

ABOUT MISSILES.

ミサイルについて。

>> BUT YOU DON'T SEE THEM EITHER.

>> しかし、あなたは彼らの姿を見ていない。

THEY GO THROUGH HERE, OF COURSE, WHAT HAPPENED.

ここを通過したのは当然のことだ

WHAT WAS THAT.

あれは何だったんだ？

IT'S GONE.

IT'S GONE.

IT'S HERE, THERE ST, I HEAR A NOISE OVER THERE, WHERE IS IT,

ここだ、そこだ、そこのSTだ、そこから音が聞こえる、どこにあるんだ？

IT'S GONE, IT'S OVER THERE.

終わった、あそこにある。

BUT HYDRO SONIC, I CALL IT SUPER DEUPER, SUPER DEUPER IS EASIER

BUT HYDRO SONIC, I CALL IT SUPER DEUPER, SUPER DEUPER IS EASIER

FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND THAT HYDRO SONIC.

ハイドロソニックを理解してもらうために。

>> James: SUPER DEUPER.

>>ジェームス。SUPER DEUPER。

HE CALLS MISSILES SUPER DEUPER.

HE CALLS MISSILES SUPER DEUPER.

EVEN WORSE, HE LATER REFERRED TO TANKS AS ROLY-POLYS.

さらに悪いことに、彼は後に戦車をローリーポリスとして言及した。

(LAUGHTER) I LOVE THAT TRUMP HAS NO IDEA

(笑) I LOVE THAT TRUMP HAS NO IDEA

WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT, BUT HE STILL DUMBS IT DOWN FOR HIS

何を話しているのかは知らないが、自分のためにそれを矮小化している。

AUDIENCE.

オーディエンス.

ALSO IN THAT CLIP HE WAS CALLING THE MISSILES HYDROSONNIC, WHICH

また、そのクリップで彼はミサイルを呼んでいた ハイドロソニン、それは何ですか？

IS NOT A THING.

物ではありません。

THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE CALLED.

THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY ARE CALLED.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLED HYPE-- HYPERSONIC MISSILES.

THEY ARE ACTUALLY CALLED HYPE-- HYPERSONIC MISSILES.

NOWK LOO, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES MADE A TEENY TINY

NOWK LOO アメリカ合衆国大統領は ちっぽけなことをした

MISTAKE INVOLVING NUCLEAR MISSILES.

核ミサイルの誤爆。

IT IS NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT.

気にすることは何もありません。

TRUMP CALLED THE MISSILES HYDROSONNIC.

トランプはミサイルを ハイドロソニックスと呼びました

THEN HE ADDED INCREDIBLE HEDGEHOG, THAT SONIC.

その後、彼はINCREDIBLE HEDGEHOG、THAT SONICを追加しました。

VERY FAST, TERRIFIC TEETH.

非常に速くて、恐ろしい歯。

I DIDN'T CARE FOR THE MOVIE BUT I LOVE THE GAME.

I DIDN'T CARE FOR THE MOVIE BUT I LOVE THE GAME.

TRUMP ALSO TOOK SOME TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS AND

TRUMPはまた、コロナウイルスについて話す時間を取りました。

HE HAD THIS TO SAY WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY MIND BOGGLING.

彼はこんなことを言っていた、それは全くもって精神的に不可解なことだ。

HAVE A LISTEN.

聴いてください。

>> NOW WE KNOW IT, IT AFFECTS ELDERLY PEOPLE, ELDERLY PEOPLE

>> >>今ではわかっているが、高齢者や高齢者にも影響がある。

WITH HEART PROBLEMS AND OTHER PROBLEMS, IF THEY HAVE OTHER

心臓病やその他の問題を抱えている場合は、他の問題を抱えている場合は

PROBLEMS THAT IS WHAT IT REALLY AFFECTS, THAT'S IT.

問題は、それが本当に影響を与えるものであり、それはそれです。

YOU KNOW, IN SOME STATES THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, NOBODY

知っての通り、いくつかの州では、数千人の人々がいて、誰もいない。

BELOW THE AGE OF 18, LIKE NOBODY, THEY HAVE A STRONG

18歳以下は、誰と同じように、彼らは強いものを持っています。

IMMUNE SYSTEM, WHO KNOWS.

IMMUNE SYSTEM, WHO KNOWS.

YOU TAKE YOUR HAT OFF TO THE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HELL

YOU TAKE YOUR HAT OFF TO THE YOUNG BECAUSE THEY HAVE A HELL

OF AN IMMUNE SYSTEM.

IMMUNE SYSTEMの。

BUT IT AFFECTS VIRTUALLY NOBODY.

BUT IT AFFECTS VIRTUALLY NOBODY.

>> James: NOW I UNDERSTAND WHY TRUMP HAD TO HOLD TWO RALLIES

>> ジェームストランプが2つの集会を開催しなければならなかった理由がよくわかりました。

INSTEAD OF ONE.

INSTEAD OF ONE.

BETWEEN THIS AND THE MISSILES, HE HAD A LOT OF MISINFORMATION

これとミスリルの間に、彼は多くの誤情報を持っていた

TO SPREAD.

広げるために。

TRUMP SAID IT ONLY AFFECTS ELDERLY PEOPLE.

TRUMPはそれが高齢者にのみ影響すると言いました。

YOU ARE 74.

YOU ARE 74.

YOU ARE ELDERLY.

YOU ARE ELDERLY.

YOUR DIET IS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

YOUR DIET IS KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.

ELDERLY PEOPLE WITH HEART PROBLEMS IS YOU.

心の問題を抱えた高齢者はあなたです。

HOW ARE YOU NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS?

HOW ARE YOU NOT WORRIED ABOUT THIS?

ALSO HE IS SALUTING YOUNG PEOPLE FOR THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

ALSO HE IS SALUTING YOUNG PEOPLE FOR THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.

彼は自分が何を話しているのか分かっていない。

NEXT HE WILL BE LIKE HATS OFF TO BABIES, THEY HAVE THOSE BENDY

NEXT HE WILL BE LIKE HATS OFF TO BABIES, THEY HAVE THOSE BENDY

LEGS, THEY CAN PUT THE FEET STRAIGHT INTO THE MOUTH.

レッグス、彼らは足をまっすぐに口に入れることができます。

HELL OF A SIGHT.

地獄のような光景だ

YOU SEE THEM WITH THE FOOD, THEY SWAT IT AWAY.

YOU SEE THEM WITH THE FOOD, THEY SWAT IT AWAY.

BUT APPARENTLY TRUMP'S RALLY ATTENDEES AREN'T WORRIED ABOUT

しかし、明らかにトランプの集会の参加者は心配していない

THE VIRUS EITHER.

THE VIRUS EITHER.

HERE IS OHIO'S LT. GOVERNOR SHOWING OFF SOME TRUMP CAMPAIGN

ここはオハイオのLT。トランプのキャンペーンを見せびらかす知事

MASKS LAST NIGHT.

MASKS LAST NIGHT.

AND WELL, IT DIDN'T SEEM TO GO OVER AS PLANNED. HAVE A LISTEN.

AND WELL, IT DIDN'T SEEM TO GO OVER AS PLANNED. HAVE A LISTEN.

>> BUT IF YOU GO INTO A GROCERY STORE WHERE YOU GOT TO WEAR ONE,

>> しかし、食料品店に行って、一着を着なければならないような店があった場合。

ALL RIGHT, HANG ON, HANG ON, JUST LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.

ALL RIGHT, HANG ON, HANG ON, JUST LISTEN UP, LISTEN UP.

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

BUT IF SOMETHING TELLS YOU TO TAKE IT OFF, YOU CAN AT LEAST

BUT IF SOMETHING TELLS YOU TO TAKE IT OFF, YOU CAN AT LEAST

SAY THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY BY WEARING ONE OF

SAY THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAVE THE COUNTRY BY WEARING ONE OF

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S MASKS, ALL RIGHT?

PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP'S MASKS, ALL RIGHT?

>> THIS IS TRUE.

>> これは真実です。

AT ONE POINT SOMEONE IN THE CROWD EVEN YELLED GET OFF THE

群衆の中の誰かが 降りろと叫ぶ場面もありました

STAGE, TO WHICH THE LT. GOVERNOR SAID I'M WRAPPING IT UP RIGHT

ステージに上がってガヴァナーは、私はそれを右にラップアップしていると言われました。

NOW, MR. PRESIDENT.

今すぐに、MR.大統領

I MUST SAY THAT IS EXACTLY HOW EVERYBODY SHOULD RESPOND WHEN

これは、まさにすべての人が

THEY ARE BOOED OFF STAGE.

THEY ARE BOOED OFF STAGE.

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

ALL RIGHT, I GET IT.

I GET IT.

I GET IT.

AND YOU ARE A STANDUP COMEDIAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BOOED OFF

AND YOU ARE A STANDUP COMEDIAN, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN BOOED OFF

STAGE.

STAGE.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY TOUGH HECKLES.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY TOUGH HECKLES.

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN BOOED, I'M A HONEY DRIFT DRIPPER, BUT HAVE I

>> 俺はハニードリッパーだが ブーイングされたことはない

HAD SOME NICE HECKLES.

ナイスなヘッケルを持っていました。

>> James: ARE YOU A WHAT.

>> ジェームズお前は何なんだ？

>> A HONEY DRIPPER.

>> ハニードリッパーです。

BUT HAVE I HAD SOME HECKLES.

しかし、私はいくつかのヘッケルを持っていました。

>> James: WHAT IS THE WORST.

>> ジェームズ最悪なのは何だ？

>> NEVER ANYONE BEING MEAN.

>> NEVER ANYONE BEING MEAN.

JUST THE GUY WHO AGREES WITH YOU TOO LOUD, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

JUST THE GUY WHO AGREES WITH YOU TOO LOUD, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU

WILL TELL A JOKE AND OH, YEAH, EVERY TIME.

毎回ジョークを言うんだよ

YOU WILL BE LIKE DID YOU EVER DO THIS, EVERY-- BECAUSE YOU CAN'T

君はこれまでにこれをやったことがあるかのように...できないから...

BE MEAN TO THAT GUY, YOU CAN'T BE LIKE SHUT UP BECAUSE HE'S

その男に意地悪をしているから黙っていられないのよ

JUST ENJOYING THE SHOW WRONG.

ショーを楽しんでるだけだよ

>> James: WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, HAVE YOU EVER HAD ANY WEIRD

>> ジェームス君はどうなんだ？

ENCOUNTERS WHEN YOU ARE ON STAGE?

ENCOUNTERS WHEN YOU ARE ON STAGE?

>> I THINK THE FIRST YEAR I DID THE EDINBORO FESTIVAL, IT WAS MY

>> I THINK THE FIRST YEAR I DID THE EDINBORO FESTIVAL, IT WAS MY

FIRST YEAR AND THERE WERE SOME SCOTTISH PEOPLE THAT HAPPENED TO

FIRST YEAR AND THERE WERE SOME SCOTTISH PEOPLE THAT HAPPENED TO

BE IN THE AUDIENCE.

オーディエンスの中にいる。

AND AT ONE POINT A GUY GETS HECKLED, GO BACK IN YOUR HOLE.

そして、ある時点で男がヘックルされて、穴に戻ってくる。

(LAUGHTER) AND I RESPONDED I SAID I'M SO

(笑) そして私はそう答えた

SORRY, GUYS, THIS GUY IS A FELLOW TIME TRAVELER.

ごめんね みんな この人は旅人の仲間なの

I'M A TIME TRAVELER AS WELL.

私もチームトラベラーです。

AND IT IS A WAY OF WISHING ANOTHER TIME TRAVELER GOOD LUCK

そして、もう一人のタイムトラベラーの幸運を願って。

BECAUSE YOU WANT TO RETURN BACK TO YOUR OWN ORIGINAL TIME LINE.

元の時間軸に戻りたいからだ

AND THEN HE NEVER SAID ANYTHING AGAIN.

それから二度と何も言わなくなった

>> James: I IMAGINE THE REST OF THE SHOW HE WAS LIKE-- .

>> ジェームズショーの残りの部分を想像してみると、彼はまるで...

>> WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT TIME TRAVELINGK I SAID GET BACK IN

>> >> 彼はタイムトラベリングについて何を話しているのですか？

THE HOLE.

穴だ

>> I ONCE HAD A SCOTTISH GUY SHOUT AT ME.

>> >>一度だけスコットランド人の男に怒鳴られたことがある。

SO I WASN'T EVEN ON THE STAGE LOOKING FOR HECKLES.

だからステージ上でヘクルスを探していたわけではない。

>> I WAS WALKING DOWN THE ROAD AND HE WENT GET THE [BLEEP] YOU

>> 私は道を歩いていて、彼はあなたを手に入れようとしました。

FAT-- BUT THEN HE GOT STUCK IN THE LIGHT.

FAT-- BUT THEN HE GOT STUCK IN THE LIGHT.

>> Reggie: OH NO.

>> レジー: OH NO.

>> James: SO I JUST WAND ERRED PAST THE CAR AND HE WAS DOING

>> ジェームスだから、私はただ車に向かってワンドエラーをして、彼はやっていた。

THAT THING THAT WE ALL DO GOING,-- NO ONE IS THERE.

誰もいないところに行くのが当たり前のこと

DOESN'T MATTER.

どうでもいい

BOOING ASIDE, WE HAVE GONE FRACTIONALLY OFF TOPIC.

BOOING ASIDE, WE HAVE GONE FRACTIONALLY OFF TOPIC.

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I DO LOVE THE LOOK OF A PLAYED SHIRT WITH

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I DO LOVE THE LOOK OF A PLAYED SHIRT WITH

A BLAZER.

ブレイザーだ

>> Reggie: OH MAN.

>> レジー：OH MAN.

>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, THAT WAY WHEN YOU SHOW UP,

>> ジェームズお前が来た時に、俺が何を言ってるか分かるか？

THE COWS KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

THE COWS KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

TRUMP ALSO TOOK TIME LAST NIGHT NOT TO TALK ABOUT HIS POLICY BUT

TRUMP ALSO TOOK TIME LAST NIGHT TO TALK ABOUT HIS POLICY BUT...

TO BOAST ABOUT THE NUMBER OF TELEVISIONS ON AIR FORCE ONE.

空軍のテレビの数を自慢するために。

>> I JUST CAME INTO THAT BIG, BEAUTIFUL-- IT'S GOT MORE

>> 私はちょうどその大きくて美しい場所に入ってきました...それはもっと多くのことです。

TELEVISION THAN ANY PLANE IN HISTORY.

TELEVISION THAN ANY PLANE IN HISTORY.

THEY HAVE CONVERSATIONS IN CLOSETS, IN BATHROOMS, ON THE

クローゼットの中で会話をする 洗面所の中で 洗面台の上で

FLOOR, ON THE CEILING.

床、天井の上。

>> James: ARE WE SURE HE IS NOT CONFUSING WINDOWS FOR

>> ジェームス彼がウィンドウズのために 混乱させていないことは確かですか？

TELEVISIONS?

TELEVISIONS?

HE JUST SAID HE IS IN THERE GOING LOOK AT ALL THESE TV

このテレビを見に行くと言っていた

SCREENS.

SCREENS.

LOOK, THEY'RE ALL PLAYING A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF CLOUDS GOING

LOOK, THEY'RE ALL PLAYING A BEAUTIFUL VIDEO OF CLOUDS GOING

BY.

BY.

THERE ARE TVS EVERYWHERE, UP HERE, EVEN THE PILOTS, THEY HAVE

至る所にテレビがあるのか？

TWO MEUJ 4K TV.

TWO MEUJ 4K TV.

WHAT ARE THEY WATCHING, RIGHT UP FRONT, BIG TV.

WHAT ARE THEY WATCHING, RIGHT UP FRONT, BIG TV.

>> HE SAID HE HAS MORE TV'S THAN ANY OTHER PLANE IN HISTORY WHICH

>> 彼は歴史上他のどの惑星よりもテレビを持っていると言いましたが、それはどの惑星よりも多くのテレビを持っていることを意味します。

I DON'T THINK IS TRUE.

本当だとは思わない

BECAUSE MOST AIRPLANES HAVE TV'S IN EVERY SINGLE SEAT.

BECAUSE MOST AIRPLANES HAVE TV'S IN EVERY SINGLE SEAT.

IF YOU HAVE A DELTA FLIGHT THERE ARE LIKE HUNDREDS OF TV'S.

IF YOU HAVE A DELTA FLIGHT THERE ARE LIKE HUNDREDS OF TV'S.

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS STORY, ELON MUSK HAS UNVEILED A NEW

DID YOU GUYS SEE THIS STORY, ELON MUSK HAS UNVEILED A NEW

FACTORY THAT WILL LAST-- BATTERY THAT WILL LAST FOR UP TO ONE

長持ちする工場--最大1年持つバッテリー

MILLION MILES IN TESLA ELECTRIC CARS.

100万マイルのTESLA電気自動車。

BUT HOW MANY TELEVISIONS.

しかし、何台のテレビがあるのか。

I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME ELON MUSK MAKES AN ANNOUNCEMENT IT IS JUST

エロンムスクが発表するたびに、それはただの発表だと感じています。

ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SHOW EVERYONE HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THAT HE

ANOTHER ATTEMPT TO SHOW EVERYONE HE WENT TO SCHOOL WITH THAT HE

IS COOL NOW.

IS COOL NOW.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M COOLK RIGHT, I'M COOL, I'M COOL.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, I'M COOLK RIGHT, I'M COOL, I'M COOL.

PERFECT TIMING THOUGH, A CAR WITH A MILLION MILE BATTERY LIFE

PERFECT TIMING THOUGH, A CAR WITH A MILLION MILE BATTERY LIFE

AT A TIME WHEN WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE WE CAN GO.

私たちが行くことができる場所はどこにもありません。

AND THIS IS FUN.

そして、これは楽しい。

A TEN YEAR OLD FROM WISCONSIN IS ABOUT TO REACH HIS GOAL OF DOING

ウィスコンシン州から来た10歳の子は、もうすぐ目標の行動にたどり着こうとしています。

100,000 PUSH-UPS IN A SINGLE YEAR.

1年間で10万回のプッシュアップ。

100,000 IN A YEAR.

１年で１０万

LISTEN KID, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BE THE SCHOOL HEARTTHROB, TAKE

LISTEN KID, IF YOU ARE TRYING TO BE THE SCHOOL HEARTTHROB, TAKE

IT FROM ME, LEARN A DANCE ROUTINE AND JOIRN THE DRAMA

私からダンスを習ってドラマをジョアする

CLUB.

CLUB.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 100,000 PUSH-UPS IN A YEAR.

（歓声と拍手）1年で100,000プッシュアップ。

THE HOUSE OF THORNS, THAT IS MY QUESTION, YOU KNOW.

THE HOUSE OF THORNS, THAT IS MY QUESTION, YOU KNOW.

MY TRAINER SAYS FIVE QUALITY PUSH-UPS, ARE BETTER THAN 10,000

私のトレーナーは、5つの質の高いプッシュアップは、10,000よりも優れていると言います。

SLOPPEE ONES, DO YOU KNOW?

スロッピー・ワンズ、知ってる？

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF BUY THE TIME, WHEN I'M ON MY DEATH BED I

I don't even don't know if buy the time, when I'm on my death bed I.

DON'T EVEN THINK I WILL HAVE DONE A THOUSAND PUSH-UPS.

私がプッシュアップをするとは思ってもいません。

GUILLERMO, ARE YOU SHARP ON THE PUSH-UP FRONT?

GUILLERMO, ARE YOU SHARP ON THE PUSH-UP FRONT?

>> I THOUGHT I COULD DO TEN NO PROBLEM.

>> 10は問題ないと思っていた。

>> James: OKAY, I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE EXCITING THAN

>> ジェームズもっとエキサイティングなことができると思ったんだけど

THAT.

THAT.

REG?

REG？

ARE PUSH-UPS PART OF YOUR WORKOUT PROGRAM.

プッシュアップはあなたのトレーニングプログラムの一部です。

>> >> Reggie, YEAH, WE DO WEIRD

>> >> >> Reggie, YEAH, WE DO WEIRD

STUFF BUT CAN I DO LIKE PO.

STUFF BUT CAN I DO LIKE PO.

>> James: HOW MANY PUSH-UPS DO YOU THINK WILL YOU DO IN YOUR

>> ジェームスあなたは、あなたの人生で何回プッシュアップをすると思いますか？

LIFETIME.

LIFETIME。

>> I DON'T KNOW IF I HAVE EVER DONE ANYTHING THAT A DOCTOR

>> 俺は今までに医者がやったことがあるかどうかわからない

WOULD CALL A PUSHUP.

プッシュアップと呼んでます

I MIGHT BE AROUND 50 OR 60 LIKE, YOU KNOW, THOSE ONES WHERE YOU

私は50か60歳くらいかな

GO OH, THERE WE GO.

行くぞ

WHERE IT IS JUST BARELY AN ARM BEND.

腕が曲がっているだけの場所。

>> James: THE WORST ONE IS IF YOU ARE IN THE GYM AND OTHER

>> ジェームス最悪なのは、ジムや他の人がいる場合です。

PEOPLE ARE DOING THEM AND YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THAT SORT OF HALF

PEOPLE ARE DOING THEM AND YOU HAVE GOT TO DO THAT SORT OF HALF

PUSH-UP ON YOUR KNEES.

ひざを押し上げて

YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN, RIGHT.

俺が言ってる奴を知ってるだろ？

WHERE YOU ARE LIKE-- YOU KNOW, AND YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY DUDES

WHERE YOU ARE LIKE-- YOU KNOW, AND YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY DUDES

LIKE HIGH FIVE AND YOU ARE-- ARE YOU SORT OF LIKE THIS.

LIKE HIGH FIVE AND YOU ARE-- ARE YOU SORT OF LIKE THIS.

YOU HAVE TO DO THAT ONE.

それをやるんだ

WHICH IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

WHICHはプッシュアップブラではありません。

IT IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

IT IS NOT A PUSH-UP.

YOU KNOW IT'S NOT A PUSH-UP.

プッシュアップではないことを知っています。

THEY KNOW IT'S NOT A PUSH-UP AND YOU KNOW THIS IS THE LAST TIME

プッシュアップではないことを知っていて、これが最後だと知っている。