>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> スティーブンおかえりなさい、皆さん。

YOU KNOW, I SPEND HOURS TRAINING AND COSTUMING THE MOST TOPICAL

知っての通り、私は何時間もかけてトレーニングとコスチュームを作っています。

QUEBECOIS NEWS ACROBATS, AND BEJEWELED STORY HARLEQUINS

QUEBECOIS NEWS ACROBATS, AND BEJEWELED STORY HARLEQUINS

THAT MAKE UP THE FABULOUS, FEAST-FOR-THE-SENSES "CIRQUE DU

これらの要素が、五感を楽しませてくれる素晴らしい「CIRQUE DU」を構成しています。

SOLEIL" PERFORMANCE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

SOLEIL』PERFORMANCE THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE。

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES IT'S NICE TO JUST ROUND UP SOME

でも、時には、時には、何かを切り集めるのはいいことなんだ。

AGED-OUT GYMNASTS, SLAP SOME LYCRA BODYSUITS ON THEM, AND

老けたジムにライクラのボディスーツを着せて

DRIVE THEM AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR THE RAMSHACKLE HOBO CIRCUS

DRIVE THEM AROUND THE COUNTRY FOR THE RAMSHACKLE HOBO CIRCUS

OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

OF NEWS THAT IS MY SEGMENT: "QUARANTINE-WHILE!"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, PEOPLE LOVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ROYAL

クオランタイン-一方で、人々は王室と関わることは何でも好きです。

FAMILY, SO THIS PHOTO HAS GONE VIRAL TODAY OF "PRINCE

FAMILY, SO THIS PHOTO HAS GONE VIRAL TODAY OF "PRINCE

WILLIAM PEERING LONGINGLY INTO A LONDON KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN."

WILLIAM PEERING LONGINGLY INTO A LONDON KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN."

APPARENTLY, HE'S BORED OF ENGLAND'S FAST FOOD CHICKEN

APPARENTLY, HE'S BORED OF ENGLAND'S FAST FOOD CHICKEN

CHAIN, "LEFTENANT SAUNDERS' CHESHIRE-BOILED BIRD

チェイン、「レフトナント・サンダースのチェシリー・ボイルド・バード

TASTIES."

"TASTIES"

IT'S DIGIT-SNOGGING SATISFACTORY.

IT'S DIGIT-SNOGGING SATISFACTORY。

OF COURSE, I FEEL KIND OF BAD FOR HIM.

もちろん、私は彼に悪いと思っている。

HE SO CLEARLY WANTS TO GO IN, BUT HIS ROYAL STATION PREVENTS

HE SO CLEARLY WANTS TO GO IN, BUT HIS ROYAL STATION PREVENTS

IT.

ＩＴです。

(AS WILLIAM) "OH, TO BE A LOWLY PLEBEIAN BUT

(WILLIAMとして) "OH, TO BE A LOWLY PLEBEIAN BUT.

FOR A DAY, THAT I MIGHT SAVOR THE ELECTRIC GREEN COLESLAW AND

FOR A DAY, THAT I MIGHT SAVOR THE ELECTRIC GREEN COLESLAW AND

CREST THE SNOWY PEAKS OF A 32-OUNCE MOUNTAIN DEW!"

32オンスのMOUNTAIN DEWの雪のピークをCREST! "

QUARANTINE-WHILE, SPEAKING OF ROYALTY, BRUCE WILLIS HAS

クオランタイン...一方で王室の話をしている間に ブリュー・ウィリスは

RETURNED AS JOHN MCCLANE IN AN AD FOR "DIE HARD" CAR

ダイ・ハード」の広告でジョン・マクレーンとして復帰

BATTERIES.

バッテリー

THE MOST ON-THE-NOSE USE OF A CLASSIC ACTION MOVIE FOR

古典的なアクション映画のための最も鼻につく使い方

ADVERTISING SINCE "RAMBO: FIRST BUD," AND "JOHN VICKS VAPORUB."

ADVERTISING SINCE "RAMBO: FIRST BUD," AND "JOHN VICKS VAPORUB."

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AIR NEW -- 72 PEOPLE DIED IN THAT

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AIR NEW -- 72 PEOPLE DIED IN THAT

COMMERCIAL.

コマーシャル

QUALITY KILLS, THOUGH.

品質は人を殺す。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AIR NEW ZEALAND IS OFFERING SOMETHING

QUARANTINE-WHILE, AIR NEW ZEALAND IS OFFERING SOMETHING

THEY CALL A "MYSTERY BREAK," WHERE CUSTOMERS BOOK THEIR

THEY CALL A "MYSTERY BREAK," WHERE CUSTOMERS BOOK THEIR

FLIGHTS AND HOTEL WITHOUT LEARNING OF THE ACTUAL

実際には学習せずに航空券とホテル

DESTINATION UNTIL TWO DAYS BEFORE DEPARTURE.HO

DESTINATION UNTIL TWO DAYS BEFORE DEPARTURE.HO

STILL LESS MYSTERIOUS THAN SPIRIT AIRLINES, WHERE YOU KNOW

STILL LESS MYSTERIOUS THAN SPIRIT AIRLINES, WHERE YOU KNOW

YOUR DESTINATION, BUT NOT WHAT BODILY FLUID SOILED THE SEAT

YOUR DESTINATION, BUT NOT WHAT BODILY FLUID SOILED THE SEAT

FROM THE LAST CUSTOMER.

FROM THE LAST CUSTOMER.

THAT JOKE BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

本当の話を元にしたジョークだよ

I'M SORRY, HONEY, I -- ANYWAY.

ごめんなさい、ハニー、私は...とにかく。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, IN AN HISTORICAL DEVELOPMENT FOR THE

クオランタイン・ホワイエ、歴史的発展の中で

CATHOLIC CHURCH, "POPE FRANCIS JUST BECAME THE FIRST POPE TO

CATHOLIC CHURCH, "POPE FRANCIS JUST BECAME THE FIRST POPE TO

ENDORSE SAME-SEX CIVIL UNIONS."

"同性市民連合を支持する"

THANK YOU, YOUR HOLINESS.

THANK YOU, YOUR HOLINESS.

YOU'VE FINALLY LED THE CHURCH INTO THE FUTURE OF 1997!

YOU'VE FINALLY LED THE CHURCH INTO THE FUTURE OF 1997!

SPOILER ALERT: ROSS AND RACHEL EVENTUALLY GET TOGETHER.

SPOILER ALERT: ROSS AND RACHEL EVENTUALLY GET TOGETHER.

IT'S KIND OF CUTE.

可愛いよ

FRANKIE MADE THE COMMENTS IN A NEW DOCUMENTARY, IN WHICH HE

フランキーは、新しい文書のコメントを作った。

SAYS "HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE IN A FAMILY.

SAYS "HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE IN A FAMILY.

THEY ARE CHILDREN OF GOD.

THEY ARE CHILDREN OF GOD.

YOU CAN'T KICK SOMEONE OUT OF A FAMILY, NOR MAKE THEIR LIFE

家族から誰かを追い出すことはできないし、彼らの人生を変えることもできない。

MISERABLE FOR THIS.W DOCUMENTARY SAYS "HOMOSEXUAL PEOPLE HAVE THE

THIS.W文書は「同性愛者が持っている」と言います。

RIGHT TO BE IN A FAM WHAT WE HAVE TO HAVE IS A CIVIL

家族の中にいる権利 私たちが持っていなければならないものは、シビリアンです。

UNION LAW; THAT WAY THEY ARE LEGALLY COVERED."

UNION LAW; THAT WAY THEY ARE LEGALLY COVERED."

HE'S RIGHT.

HE'S RIGHT.

THE ONLY WAY GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE MADE MISERABLE IS THEIR

ゲイの人たちが惨めな目に遭うべき唯一の方法は、自分たちのものである。

STRAIGHT FRIENDS DRINKING TOO MUCH AND INSISTING ON TELLING

STRAIGHT FRIENDS DRINKING TOO MUCH AND INSISTING ON TELLING

THEM ABOUT THAT ONE TIME IN COLLEGE.

大学での一度だけのことだ

( LAUGHTER ) TWO TIMES.

( LAUGHTER ) TWO TIMES.

NOW, AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, THE POPE REVERSING COURSE ON GAY

NOW, AS YOU MIGHT IMAGINE, THE POPE REVERSING COURSE ON GAY

CIVIL UNIONS HAS RUFFLED A FEW FEATHERS IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH,

CIVIL UNIONS HAS RUFFLED A FEW FEATHERS IN THE CATHOLIC CHURCH,

YES, AND SOME OF THE CLERGY WORE FEATHERS.

はい、そして信徒の一部はフィーザーズを着用していました。

SUCH AS A DIRECTOR FOR THE NEW YORK ARCHDIOCESE, WHO SAID THAT

ニューヨーク大聖堂の監督のように 誰がそれを言ったのか

THE POPE "HAD MADE A SERIOUS MISTAKE."

教皇は "重大なミスを犯した"

UM, PERHAPS THE ARCHDIOCESE HAS FORGOTTEN THAT WE CATHOLICS HAVE

アーキディオ教会は我々カトリックが持っていることを 忘れてしまったようだな

THIS LITTLE THING CALLED "PAPAL INFALLIBILITY."

この小さなことは、"ローマ法王の無謬性 "と呼ばれています。

IF YOU'RE NOT INTO THAT, YOU JOINED THE WRONG CLUB.

その気がないなら 間違ったクラブに入ったことになる

THAT'S LIKE JOINING THE ROCKETTES AND SAYING "I'LL DO

それはロックンロールに参加して "I'LL DO "と言うようなものだ。

THIS, BUT I'M NOT INTO SEQUINS OR KICKING.

これだけど、私はスクインズもキックも好きじゃないわ。

MIGHT PULL A HAMMY."

"MIGHT PULL A HAMMY"

QUARANTINE-WHILE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO SMELL LIKE SIR ANTHONY

QUARANTINE-WHILE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO SMELL LIKE SIR ANTHONY

HOPKINS WITH THE NEW "ANTHONY HOPKINS EAU DE PARFUM."

HOPKINS WITH THE NEW "ANTHONY HOPKINS EAU DE PARFUM."

AND WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE, SIR ANTHONY?

どんな匂いがしますか？

>> FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI.

>> FAVA BEANS AND A NICE CHIANTI.

( RAPIDLY SUCKING IN AIR ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

( RAPIDLY SUCKING IN AIR ) WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A

PERFORMANCE BY MATT BERNINGER.

マット・バーニンガーのパフォーマンス。