That little monster can--

その小さな怪物は...

[stuttering]

[吃音]

He bit me!

噛まれた！

Gary! No!

ゲイリー！やめてくれ！

Dirty boy. This isn't like you.

ダーティボーイお前らしくないな

It's what Gary wants,

ゲイリーが望んでいることだ

and what Gary wants is me.

ゲイリーが望んでいるのは私だ

Right, Gary? Huh?

そうだろ ゲイリー？どうだ？

He only liked me for my shorts.

彼は私の短パンだけを好いてくれた。

No, Patrick.

いや パトリック

He wanted the cookie in your pocket.

ポケットの中のクッキーを欲しがっていた

[meowing]

[鳴く]

G--G--Gary?

G...G...G...Gary?

[burping]

[burping]

[meowing]

[鳴く]

Gary! There's a bomb strapped to me v=chest!

ゲイリー！胸に爆弾が仕掛けられてるんだ！

It's gonna explode in three seconds unless you take a bath!

お風呂に入らないと3秒で爆発しますよ!

Please?

お願いします

That's it, I'm finished!

これで終わりだ！

We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble!

3日間もここにいて、まだ一口も食べていないんだ！

This is hopeless!

これは絶望的だ！

Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary.

家に帰ってゲイリーに食べさせないと

If I don't come back, Chip, take good care of Gary.

俺が戻らなかったら チップ ゲイリーをよろしくな

[meowing]

[鳴く]

Oh, a tea party! Cute!

あ、お茶会!かわいい！

Do you mind if I join you? I'd just love a spot of tea.

ご一緒してもいいですか？お茶を飲みたいんだが

What kind of tea is it? Green tea? Early grey? Oolong?

どんなお茶ですか？緑茶？アーリーグレー？ウーロン茶？

Slippery elm?

滑りやすいニレ？

Gee, I think he likes that ball more than me.

彼は私よりもそのボールが好きなんじゃないかな

Smelly, meet Gary.

臭いな ゲイリーだ

Oh, look at that, Smelly, Gary likes you!

見ろよ、スメリー、ゲイリーはお前が好きなんだ！

[hissing]

[ヒス]

Gary, no!

ゲイリー やめろ！

Gary!

ゲイリー！

Gary, could you, uh... Gary, no!

ゲイリー やめてくれ！

Gary!

ゲイリー！

Alright, Gary, you have duked and/or frustrated me for the last time.

ゲイリー、お前は最後に俺を苛立たせた。

Now if we can just check the undercarriage.

あとは足回りのチェックさえできれば。

[shrieking]

[叫ぶ]

[gasping]

[息を呑む]

Gary, no!

ゲイリー やめろ！

Gary, you spit him out right now.

ゲイリー 今すぐ吐き出せ

I'm sorry. He usually only bites me.

ごめんね。いつもは噛み付いてくるだけなのに

[meowing]

[鳴く]

[meowing]

[鳴く]

[meowing]

[鳴く]

[cheering]

[Cheering]

[meowing]

[鳴く]

OK, that's just creepy.

気持ち悪いな

Gary, I think you need to spend some time away from this ball.

ゲイリー このボールから離れて 過ごした方がいいわ

This isn't helping your case.

これはあなたの事件の助けにはならないわ

I guess we don't need to worry about that old monster anymore.

もうあのバケモノの心配はいらないんじゃないかな。

[groaning]

[groaning]

Huh?

はぁ？

[screaming]

[悲鳴を上げる]

Guys? Guys? Guys?

みんな？みんな？みんな？

[hissing]

[ヒス]

Gary, calm down. We're all friends here.

ゲイリー、落ち着いて俺たちはみんな友達だ

[growling]

[うなり声]

Ow!

痛っ！

[gasping]

[息を呑む]

Open up, Gary! I'm still in my underwear.

開けろ ゲイリー！まだ下着の中なんだ

You're not hungry?

お腹すいてないの？

[meowing]

[鳴く]

Oh, of course.

ああ、そうだよね。

Do you wanna go for a walk?

散歩に行かない？

Gary, you really need to work on your pronunciation.

ゲイリー 発音に気をつけろよ

[meowing]

[鳴く]

[groaning]

[groaning]

[meowing]

[鳴く]

Yeah, I am ripped.

ええ、私は破られています。

Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin!

あーあ、ヤバい！ゲイリーを風呂に入れすぎて 皮膚を剥がしてしまった！

[meowing]

[鳴く]

Gary!

ゲイリー！

Bring that ladder back this instant!

今すぐはしごを取り戻せ！

I am really not amused, mister!

本当に面白くないですよ、旦那様!

You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!

お風呂に入って、今すぐキレイになりましょう!

[meowing]

[鳴く]

I'll take that.

私が貰うわ

[gasping]

[息を呑む]

Gary, how could you?

ゲイリー どうやって？

You are going to have to make a choice. It's either me or the...

選択を迫られています。私か、それとも...

[squeaking]

[きしむ]

Well, fine.

まあ、いいわ。

I hope you two will be very happy... together.

お二人の幸せを願って...一緒に。

Without me. Goodbye.

私がいないとさようなら