- Shut up!

- [Anthony] Hi, have you ever murdered someone? But din't wanna

spend the rest of your life in prison? Well i know i have, so i'm

gonna teach you, how you can get away with it. Let's go.

Step 1: Make sure the person is actually dead.

- Sometime's the person you think is dead, is either just sleeping

Or extremly drunk. First you should ask them if they are dead.

[yelling] Exuse me, are you actually dead?

- (Ian) [coughs] Almost. Please, please bring ambulance.

- He's dead allwright.

GREAT!

Step 2: Tamper with the evidence.

- Now that the person's dead, the clock is ticking

throw the cops off by planting some fake evidence and clues. Like

some armpid hair, whale seamen. Or a black guy.

- Say what now?

WTF!!

Step 3: Get rid of the body.

- Now that you got the fun part out of the way, it's time for the

real work. Dumping a body in the river is Lame and Unoriginal.

And throwing it into a woodshopper is too messy.

Good way to get rid of a body are.

Throwing it in front of a car.

FATALITY

Put it in your own. Unless you'r a girl and you actually

use that thing.

SEXIST!

Or put it in a black guy's car.

- [screams like a little girl]

YOU SCREAM LIKE A BITCH!

Step 4: Tie up any loose ends.

- If anyone finds out about the murder, take care off them and start

back at step 1.

Hey is it cool if you guys don't mention this murder to anyone?

- [All together] No.

- Then how about we go continue this party in my party room?

Go on right in, have fun.

[slowly laughs and then laughs evíly]

PARTY FOUL!

- You can also try framing someone like an angry co-worker,

Your best friend or a black guy.

- Stop! [black guy screams]

SLAMMER TIME!

Step 5: Turn yourself in.

- If none of these methode's works you may have to face the

consekvenses and turn yourself in.

- Stop right there! I knew all along that you where the killer.

It's kids like you that make's this world a terrable place!

Don't you know the killing is never the answer? And you should

face up to the consekvense's of you'r poor desition.

- Okay i admit it. I killed him.

- Bulls**t! [shoots many time's]

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!

It's allwright, you'r safe now. I got

that killer off the streets for good!

RACIST DOUCHEBAG!

- To see bloopers and an essential step that will help you cover

up you'r murder. Click the link in the description below.

- Thanks for subscribing, and if you don't i'll murder you!

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