Can we all be brave adults, and just admit that babies don't need yoga?

勇気を出して赤ちゃんにヨガは必要ないって認めるのはどう？

Today, I thought we'd talk about how many of you are coming up on the end of your maternity leave .

産休後に何人が仕事に復帰するか話そうと思って

You're gonna be late.

遅刻するぞ

Yeah, I'm just saying goodbye.

いってらっしゃいを言うだけよ

It's a traditional custom here on earth.

地球では伝統的な慣習なのよ

They're gonna fire you, Kate.

クビにされるぞ、ケイト

Okay, all right, cool.

行くわ

So, HR tells me you have a room to do your... milking thing.

部屋でやると聞いたんだが、、、搾乳を

Yes, this office.

この部屋よ

Oh, that'll put on quite a show.

丸見えだな

Yeah, I think I'll use the bathroom.

トイレを使うわ

Yes, this is Kate.

はい、ケイトです

Um no, I'm not busy at all.

いいえ、忙しくありませんよ

You got the feet?

離すわよ

Love you.

愛してるわ

I'm not so sure I want to go back to work.

職場復帰するか迷ってるの

Eight months is not that much time.

8ヶ月は短い

Soldiers with PTSD are given longer.

心的障害の兵士より短い

Are you comparing yourself to a war... hero?

戦争の英雄と比べるのか？

No, of course not.

まさか

Childbirth is way harder.

出産の方がずっと大変

I've got my first open house today.

今日初めての一般公開だったの

I fantasized that a car would just hit me, you know?

車に轢いて欲しかったわ

Take me away from all of this.

現実を忘れたくて

She's talking about a vacation.

休暇の話よ

Yes!

そう！

Like a brain dead vacation.

何にも考えない休暇ね

Date night!

今夜はデート！

I am running just a little bit late.

ちょっと遅れてるわ

Should I just go home?

帰った方が良い？

No, no, no, no, no ...

あらやだ

What's the trick to making all this work?

いったいどうやって全部こなすの？

I'm trying to stay positive.

前向きでいようとしてるけど

It seems a little ... impossible.

無理っぽいわ

Okay.

よし

Hey, are you okay?

おい、大丈夫か？

(Kate screams)

（ケイトの叫び声）

(Panting) Okay.

大丈夫よ