See, I told you.

Less than a hundred steps

from our place to here.

You got way too much free time.

Hey, there's the birthday boy.

Ross, check it out.

Hockey tickets, Rangers Penguins

tonight at the Garden and we're taking you.

Happy birthday, pal.

We love you, man.

[chuckles]

That's funny. My birthday was seven months ago.

So?

So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket

and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date, huh?

Well, aren't we Mr. The-glass-is-half-empty?

Oh, my God. Oh.

Is today the 20th, October 20th?

I was hoping you wouldn't remember.

[groans]

What's wrong with the 20th?

Eleven days before Halloween..

...all the good costumes are gone?

Today's the day Carol and I first..

...consummated our..

...physical relationship.

With sex.

You know what? I'd better pass on the game.

I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife

and her lesbian lover.

To hell with hockey. Let's all do that.

Come on, Ross. You, me, Joey

ice, guys night out.

Come on. What do you say, big guy?

Huh? Huh? Huh?

- What are you doin'? - I have no idea.

Come on, Ross.

Alright. Alright. Maybe it will take my mind off it.

You promise to buy me a big foam finger?

- You got it. - Alright.

Look. Look. Look. My first paycheck.

[cheering]

Look at the window.

There's my name! Hi, me!

I remember the day I got my first paycheck.

There was a cave-in in one of the mines.

And eight people were killed.

Wow. You worked in a mine?

I worked at a Dairy Queen. Why?

God! Isn't this exciting? I earned this.

I wiped tables for it. I steamed milk for it.

And it was totally..

...not worth it.

Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money?

I mean, what?

Chandler, look at that.

Oh. This is not that bad.

Oh. You're fine, yeah, for a first job.

You can totally, totally live on this.

(Monica) 'Oh, yeah. Yeah.'

Hey, by the way, great service today.

- Oh! - Yeah!

Terrific.