♪ Ah ba ba ba ♪ ♪ Hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪

♪ Ah ba ba ba ♪ - Heh, heh,

am I hearing things again?

I swear I hear the voice of that really annoying orange

from a few years ago.

- I'm not annoying! (record scratching)

I'm an orange! (laughs)

- [Steve] Ugh, not you again!

- Glad you remember me!

I was afraid you'd block me from your memory. (laughs)

- [Steve] (growls) You know what, I wish I had.

Why did you even come back here?

- Why wouldn't I?

Hanging out with you last time

was a whole lotta fun (laughs).

- Ugh! - I'm serious.

I really dug it (laughs).

- [Steve] Ugh!

- What ya doing down there, mining your own business?

(laughs) - (sighs) Yes!

I need building materials.

Doing an addition to my kitchen.

- Oh, cool, would you like my help?

- [Steve] As a matter of fact, I would not.

Although I could use that wood.

- Go ahead, spruce up your kitchen with it! (laughs)

- [Steve] Ugh, thanks, I guess.

- Snow problem! (laughs)

- [Steve] Ugh, that was your cue to leave, dude,

so get outta here.

- Yeah, or what? (laughs)

- [Steve] Ow, hey, that's not nice!

- Yes it is, this is ice.

- [Steve] I said nice.

- I agree, it's a really nice ice.

- [Steve] I'm not talking about your ice block!

- Then water ya talking about? (laughs)

(Steve growling) (ominous music)

Nah, I'm just kidding, breathe, Steve.

Here's the deal.

I happen to be an expert of kitchens.

Lemme help you out.

- [Steve] Okay, fine, you know what I could use?

Uh, we're doing our countertops in red Nether brick.

Er, got anything like that?

- Red Nether bricks, on it!

- [Steve] (chuckles) That'll keep him busy.

There are no Nether bricks in--

- I'm back! - What?

You actually got some?

I can't believe it!

- Me Nether! (laughs)

- [Steve] Wait, if you're able to get a block like this,

you've got some real talent.

- Does that mean I can hang out with you?

Please lemme stay, don't make beg!

Don't make me gravel! (laughs)

- [Steve] Ugh, all right, listen, just focus up

and listen to me, okay?

I want you to go and find a dragon egg.

- You need it for your kitchen?

- [Steve] No, I just want to be rich, uh, I mean,

uh, no, uh, uh, yes (chuckles), yes, yes.

I need it for the, uh, kitchen.

Looking to do a big egg breakfast once it's all done.

- That makes sense.

I don't know if I'll find one,

but I'll try like shell (laughs).

- [Steve] You find anything, uh, Orange?

- I'm sorry, I couldn't find a dragon egg,

just a bunch of other types of blocks.

- [Steve] Eh (sighs), it's okay.

They're extremely rare.

- You're not yolking (laughs).

- [Steve] Ugh, well, time for you to leave, goodbye!

- Wha-wha-what do you mean?

You don't wanna hang out with me

unless I can find you rare blocks?

- [Steve] What can I say?

Your jokes aren't exactly gold.

- Maybe not, but this is!

(record scratching) (Steve gasping)

(cash register bell dings) (dramatic music)

But you probably don't have any use for that.

I guess I'll be on my way.

- [Steve] Wait, wait, I've had a sudden change of heart.

Orange, I'm sorry I was rude, please stay.

- Really, you mean it?

- [Steve] Yes, let's hang out, let's be friends,

and let'S definitely take another look

at that gold block of yours.

Oh, yeah, that's legit all right.

- So whaddaya wanna do first, friend?

Ooh, let's see who can yell the loudest!

- No, no. - I bet it's me!

- Ugh! (Orange laughs)

Please, can we do something quiet?

- Hmm, I don't do quiet things very often, but okay.

Staring contest, whisper contest, farting contest?

- [Steve] What are you talking about?

Farts aren't quiet.

- The one I let rip a few seconds ago sure was. (laughs)

- What the, a, ow, that's disgusting.

What did you eat?

- If I tell you, do you promise not to be mad?

- Why would I be mad about something you ate?

- Well, 'cause I ate a dragon egg.

(record scratching) - What?

You mean you did find one?

- You said you wouldn't be mad!

I'm sorry, but I was searching so hard and for so long,

and I got so hungry, and now I got egg farts

something fierce! - Did you just

let another one rip?

- I can't help it.

- [Steve] That's it, let's go.

- What are we doing?

- [Steve] Anything besides this.

I can't be one on one with you.

Let's go to town or join a--

- Mob? - Yeah, I suppose we could

join a mob if you wanted to.

- No, mob! - Huh?

(zombies snarling) (Steve screaming)

- Steve, no!

Man, I'm gonna miss him, although on the plus side,

now that I'm alone, I can let the silent

and deadliest one yet rip! (grunting)

- [Steve] Whew, luckily I set my spawn point

right near where I (sniffs)...

(ominous music) (screams)

(cheerful music)