- Same.

(laughs)

- I'm like, I'm fine.

- I'm good.

- It's great.

- Mm-hmm, having a great time.

(whooshing noise)

(clanging noise)

(funky, upbeat music)

- I'm here with Kelsey.

And, we are going to see

how immature we are.

- Spoiler, it's gonna be real immature.

(laughs)

- Okay, would you rather...

- Mm-hmm.

- Give your parents unrestricted access

to your browsing history, or your crush?

- I think my browsing history is pretty, pretty okay.

- My browsing history's fine.

I would say parents.

(bell dinging)

- Oh, ooh, oh, I thought the question was

whether or not the parent could have unrestricted access

to the browsing history or to your crush.

And I was like I do not want my parents talking to my crush.

Oh, okay, yeah, wait.

Parents.

(bell dinging)

Both, why would both be an option?

That sounds terrible.

Would you rather know when you're going to die

and get five more years of life,

or not know and get nothing.

- Not know.

(bell dinging)

Ignorance is bliss.

- I would say not know

(bell dinging)

because, like, I don't know now.

So it would literally change nothing about my life,

and I like it as is.

(laughs)

- Exactly.

I would just be constantly thinking about the day

I'm gonna die if I knew.

- Oh, same.

- I don't need five extra years.

I'm honestly pretty good now, I've lived a good life.

(laughs)

- I'm not, let the record show.

(laughs)

- Kill me first, okay.

(laughs)

Would you rather be able to read minds,

or be able to see the future?

- Oh, no.

I feel like both hold things I don't want to know,

and don't need to know.

- So you're gonna say neither?

That's an option.

- Oh, that's an option?

Oh yeah, ahhhh...

- I'm gonna say read minds.

(bell dinging)

- Wait, I can read minds, I can read minds

when I want to, but I don't always have

to read minds, right.

And the same is with the future, right?

- Oh, I guess.

- Cause there's some superheroes that cannot help it,

and hear everybody's thoughts, that's pretty brutal.

- And that's sad, that's hard.

- I don't know, see the future.

(bell dinging)

I don't care about what people think about me.

(laughs)

- I'm gonna do read minds.

- Okay, at this point we differ?

- Yeah.

- Until then we had a united front.

Would you rather give up your favorite food forever,

or wake up every single day

completely covered in peanut butter?

Wake up every single day completely covered

(bell dinging)

in peanut butter.

That sounds amazing.

Give up my favorite food forever?

But was it just like one of them?

- What's my favorite food?

- Cause I like, I swap.

Sometimes I'll eat it too much, and then I'll be done.

- I don't want to be covered in peanut butter though.

(bell dinging)

I would give up.

- Yeah, I'd give up my favorite food.

(slide whistle sound)

- I just, I don't want to do that much laundry.

- Mm.

- If I didn't have to do all the laundry...

- But just like peanut butter in your hair every day,

I'd have to wash my hair every day.

And I don't do that.

- I would probably just shave my head.

- That would be a good move.

- Would you rather

have an orgasm every 10 seconds,

or once every 10 years?

No!

- My maturity level can't handle this.

I don't want to answer this question.

Or, there's an option, never orgasm again.

What would you, why?

Who would pick that option?

Sorry mom and dad, please don't watch this video.

- I don't think I could do every 10 seconds.

(bell dinging)

- I guess 10 years, that'd be so sad though.

(bell dinging)

- Cause I could never work.

- That'd be so sad.

- Yeah, it would be, but it would be like,

maybe the craziest orgasm of all time.

- Ooh, that'd be nice,

10 seconds, oh, I couldn't get anything done.

- Every 10 seconds you would just be in a meeting,

and it would just be crazy.

- Every 10...

- There are people who have that.

- I feel like every 10 minutes,

or like every 10 hours would've been a better option here.

But like, 10 seconds, like, come on.

Would you rather always smell like roast beef,

or poop every time you hear a car beep its horn?

(laughs)

- No, this is bad.

- Ew!

- I guess I would rather smell like roast beef,

(bell dinging)

also an option is both.

- Why would both be an option?

Yeah, roast beef.

(bell dinging)

I will say, that you know, maybe you just get someone

that really loves roast beef.

And then that's a great, then it's an asset, really.

- Cause, honestly, we live in a city

where cars beep constantly.

- Every day.

- Every day, like, multiple times a day.

- And it's multiple times in one moment, too,

cause they'll be several different cars.

- Like, beep beep beep.

- Just like, poop a ton.

- It would be like driving a lot.

- Oh yeah, people being in my car.

And that's, I'm not about that.

Would you rather have every song that you listen to

gradually turn into "All Star" by Smashmouth,

or every movie gradually turn into "Shrek?"

(laughs)

- "Shrek."

(bell dinging)

I love "Shrek," that's a no-brainer.

- I think they're both great.

- I'm gonna just do "Shrek."

- I'm gonna say "All Star,"

(bell dinging)

just because,

that, if I'm watching like,

an Oscar-winning performance,

I wanna probably see the end.

Whereas, music, I could just listen to the first

half of the song, and be like, all right,

I probably get the gist.

You know what I mean?

Cause like, music does repeat itself sometimes.

- Would you rather have glow-in-the-dark hair,

or fart confetti?

- That would be cool.

And I don't fart that much, fart confetti.

(bell dinging)

Heck yeah.

(laughs)

- I'm gonna do glow-in-the-dark hair.

(bell dinging)

- Although glow-in-the-dark hair does sound pretty cool.

- I feel like I would have to get into EDM

if I had glow-in-the-dark hair.

- Ooh, or you'd feel like Rapunzel, cause her hair glows.

Ooh, I might change mine.

- Okay.

(slide whistle sound)

(laughs)

- Cause then I could be Rapunzel.

- Well, cause then I'm thinking about,

I'd always have confetti in my pants.

- Oh yeah, I wouldn't like, actually fart out.

- Yeah.

- Nah.

- Glow hair.

Would you rather have a head the size of a tennis ball,

or the neck as wide as a pencil?

I'm just thinking of my normal head on a pencil,

and it would snap.

- Both is an option.

(laughs)

If I'm gonna be weird,

I might as well be weird.

(bell dinging)

- I'm gonna go with pencil neck, because,

in my scenario, my neck doesn't break all the time,

and, I could just, you know,

wear turtlenecks.

And like, wear like, scarves.

- Oh.

- Everybody would be like, why do you wear so many scarves?

And I'd be like, fashion.

Apparently, I would, in my imagination,

I would hide it.

- Okay, you convinced me, I'm gonna do that too.

(bell dinging)

I'm not gonna do both.

I was like, if I'm gonna be weird, I'm gonna be the most...

- You're gonna be the most, you commit.

(laughs)

- Would you rather save someone's life and have

everyone think you tried to kill them,

or let them die and be remembered

as the hero who tried to save them?

(dramatic music)

- This messes with my Gryffindor brain so much.

- I'm a Slytherin.

- Oh!

Good to know.

- If that person thinks that I saved them,

then that's really all that matters to me.

- I feel like my opinion to me,

matters more than other people's opinions,

because I have to live with my opinion my entire life,

whereas I don't necessarily have to live

with other people's opinions,

like, you could kind of go away from those people.

- Yeah, I'll save the life.

(bell dinging)

- So, I'd save the life,

(bell dinging)

because I would know I'm a hero,

and that's all that matters to me.

- And then I would

move away, and, become some rumor...

- And then tell those people the truth.

And every time you'd see that person, you'd be like,

(whispering)

I saved you, you're welcome.

- Yeah.

- Would you rather shit bricks,

or live in a house made of fresh shit?

Shit bricks.

(bell dinging)

Yeah.

It would hurt.

- It would hurt so much.

- But I wouldn't live in a house

made of shit.

Unless, can you move away?

- I would shit bricks,

(bell dinging)

and, I would just have to get

a really strong butthole.

- I hope the bricks are little bricks.

Like, maybe you're shitting bricks,

but they're like, little bricks.

- They didn't say anything about the size.

- Yeah, they're little bricks in our brain.

(laughs)

- Would you rather find true love,

or win the lottery?

- True love.