(splat) Ah!

Hey, Mr. Pines!

Wendy? Where's the lifeguard?

I am the lifeguard.

I make the rules, sucka! Boosh!

[balloons splat] Ah, ah! She's attacking me with water!

[Dipper, Wendy and Soos laugh]

Wow. You work here?

I found out lifeguards get free snack privileges.

Plus I get the best seat in the house.

YEAH YOU DO! [laughs like a dork]

[whispering] I've been laughing for too long.

Dude, are you and Wendy having a secret staring contest?

- Cause I think you're winning-- - Soos! Shushshshhh

So, hey, you wanna go chuck more water balloons at Grunkle Stan?

I'd love to, but I gotta spend the day doing tryouts.

We're looking for a new assistant lifeguard.

Hey! [clears throat] (slightly deeper voice) Hey.

What if I was assistant lifeguard?

That would be so fun! You're totally in, dude!

You just have to check in with my boss first, Mr. Poolchek

Your boss?

[ominous music] (Poolchek breaths in)

(Poolchek straining)

[Dipper gasps]