To break it to you slowly

But there's something wrong

With the way you're holding your phone

And I think you oughta know

I think you oughta know

If you please just turn your phone 90 degrees

There's so much more for you to see

When you film horizontally

Can't you see it's not as hard as it may seem

If you don't

I'll break your knees

You're everything that's wrong with society

The internet has spoken and we all agree

Your habits are annoying

And our eyes, they bleed

So turn your damn phone

Or I'll murder your family

If you please just turn your phone 90 degrees

There's so much more for you to see

When you film horizontally

Can't you see, it's not as hard as it may seem

If you don't

I'll break

Your knees

If you don't

I'll break

Your knees