This button is the random Travolta generator.

We'll each take turns hitting it,

to select the name of a role

made famous by you, John Travolta.

-Alright. -We'll perform a small part

from that movie or show the best we can,

and at the end, we'll decide once and for all

who is the better John Travolta --

me...or you, John Travolta.

[ Laughter ]

So I will go first.

I'll show you how the game -- here we go.

[ Game blipping ]

[ Audience whoas ]

Tony Manero from "Saturday Night Fever," okay.

I can do this. [ Clears throat ]

[ Laughter ]

It just feels so weird doing it right next to you.

It's okay. -[ Laughs ]

-[ Clears throat ]

[ As Tony ] You know, I work on my hair a long time.

[ Laughter ]

And you hit it.

He hits my hair. -Uh-huh.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-That was pretty good. -That was pretty good.

-It's really good. -He hits my h-- he hits it.

-I don't know if I can beat that.

-Ah, you can beat that. Yeah, alright, John,

you can go next. Here. -Alright, here we go.

-That's the generator there. [ Game blipping ]

We give it a minute there. -Yep.

[ Blipping stops ] -Yeah!

[ Audience cheering ]

-[ Laughing as Danny Zuko ]

[ Laughter ]

Well, that's cool, baby. I mean...

[ Audience cheering ]

You know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and whatnot.

-[ Laughs ]

[ Audience cheering ]

Alright.

Let me start the random Travolta generator.

Here we go. [ Game blipping ]

That was unbelievable.

[ Blipping stops ]

[ Audience whoas ] Whoa.

Oh, yeah, this is a different Travolta.

Okay, I know this one.

[ As Vincent Vega ] You know what they call

a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris?

They got the metric system, so they wouldn't know

what a quarter pounder is.

They call it a royale with cheese.

Is that right?

[ Cheering ]

Alright, alright, you're up, you're up.

[ Game blipping ]

[ Blipping stops ]

Castor Troy, "Face/Off."

Castor Troy. Now, you're the bad guy.

-That's the... -That's the -- yeah.

-Alright. -So you're John Travolta

playing Nick Cage. -Okay.

-This is a tippy -- This is a tricky --

-Ooohhh-whee, you good-lookin'!

You're hot.

[ As Nicolas Cage ] It's like looking into a mirror

only not. -Wow!

[ Cheering ]

How you do that?! How you do that?!

How do you do that?!

Yes!

Alright, John, for this last round,

why don't we do this one together, okay?

-Which is it? -Let's try it and see.

[ Game blipping ]

[ Blipping stops ]

[ Audience ohhs ]

-"Welcome Back, Kotter." -Vinnie Barbarino!

-Okay. -"Welcome Back, Kotter."

Here we go. Alright. -[ Clears throat ]

[ As Vinnie Barbarino ] Hey, Mr. Kotter.

-[ As Vinnie Barbarino ] Hey, don't you take a couple days off

and go hang gliding.

-This is good weather for it. No wind.

[ Laughter ]

What? Where?

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

-Off my case, toilet face.

Want to do this funny dance?

-[ Normal voice ] Let's do the dance. Ready?

And here we go.

Together: ♪ I say hey to Bar-Bar-Bar Bar-Barbarino ♪

♪ Bar-Bar-Bar Bar-Barbarino ♪

♪ Bar-Bar-Bar Bar-Barbarino ♪

♪ You got me rockin' and a-rollin' ♪

[ Singing indistinctly ]

[ Audience cheering ]

-♪ You got me rockin and a-rollin' ♪

♪ Hoppin' and [indistinct] ♪

♪ Barbarino ♪

♪ Oh, you got me rockin', whoo! ♪

♪ You got me reelin' Ooh! ♪

♪ You got me ooooh ♪

Together: ♪ Barbarino, yeah, yeah ♪

[ Audience cheering ]

-The winner!

It is official!

John Travolta is the best John Travolta there is!