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  • -Last time you were here on our show,

  • you were talking about how you're gonna go to WrestleMania,

  • and I thought it was hilarious.

  • And here's a picture of you guys.

  • Were you nervous for that thing? -Yeah.

  • -Colin, did -- -I was more likely to cry.

  • -Did you cry? [ Laughter ]

  • I remember the doctor talked to us before.

  • By the way, even the doctor of WrestleMania is like jacked.

  • This jacked doctor. We're like, "Any advice?"

  • He's like, "Just don't get, like, a head injury."

  • [ Laughter ] -Dude, we're comedians.

  • We hope we don't get a head injury.

  • Here's you entering, and this is Giant Stadium.

  • -Yeah, it was Giants Stadium. -MetLife, yeah.

  • -And here's what you were wearing.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -The Giants had traded Odell Beckham Jr.,

  • like, the week before, and so I wore an Odell jersey

  • into Giant Stadium, and they booed.

  • -Oh, yeah. You think so?

  • Turns out they didn't appreciate that joke.

  • -And a lot of people might not know this,

  • but when you get booed by 85,000 people, it hurts your feeling.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -It legit hurts your feelings.

  • -You make eye contact, you hear specifically

  • what they don't like about you.

  • I don't recommend it.

  • -You were wearing these leggings with your face on it.

  • -Yeah, they -- [ Laughs ]

  • They gave us these tights, and we didn't want to wear them,

  • and they suggested we wear them, and you know what?

  • I like tights now.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -If they suggest stuff, you have to do it.

  • -I wear them all the time. I wear them to work out.

  • I'm not allowed on the elevator anymore.

  • -So, let's go back to "SNL."

  • This week, the premiere, Woody Harrelson, Billie Eilish.

  • Big sketches. I already heard a couple ideas that are fun.

  • Is there any sketches that you tried to write

  • that you never could do?

  • -We've had a couple through the yea--

  • Well, I remember, my first year, I overlapped with Horatio

  • when I was a writer. -Oh, he's the best.

  • -That's my man, Horatio Sanz. -Yeah. And we wanted --

  • We were talking about something that had a live chimp in it,

  • which, of course, why wouldn't you do that?

  • -Yeah. -And then, that week,

  • there was a story in the news that I guess a chimp had, like,

  • ripped off a man's genitals, basically,

  • and then, he threw them --

  • The chimp was smart enough, strategically,

  • that he threw the genitals into a field

  • or wherever they were hanging out,

  • so that he intuitively knew they couldn't reattach them.

  • -I know, I did -- I did hear that.

  • -Maybe I'm putting some logic in the chimp's brain, but...

  • -And so Horatio said, "I don't want to do this."

  • -He was like, "Maybe not 'cause of that."

  • -Yeah, "I don't want to work with a chimp."

  • -"I'd rather not."

  • And then, I explained that to Che,

  • and Che was like, "Well, what's the situation

  • where he was able to easily access to guy's genitals?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Probably not through pants.

  • The pants are probably down.

  • -He probably ran into --

  • Like, he probably ran into a room with his buddies,

  • like, "He didn't go for it."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • "He said no." [ Laughter ]

  • -Like, you're thinking, like,

  • "How would he go through his pants?"

  • Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • -"Yeah, but your pants are fine. I don't know what happened."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Colin Jost, Michael Che, everybody.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • How am I supposed to follow a chimp?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This is just garbage.

  • "Saturday Night Live" returns this Saturday, on NBC.

-Last time you were here on our show,

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WrestleManiaファンがマイケル・チェとコリン・ジョストの気持ちを傷つける (WrestleMania Fans Hurt Michael Che and Colin Jost's Feelings)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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