Hello.

And welcome back to my living room.

Uh, you see the rocks and the planter back behind me.

Please don't be fooled by the rocks that I got.

I'm still Ellen from the block.

Good one.

Thank you.

I realized when I had it.

Brocks there.

It would be a good joke.

As always, Andy is outside because of social distancing and mop.

Mary is over there in the corner, six feet away from me.

Not because of social distancing, because their hair smells like bleach and old gym socks.

Does No.

How do you know?

Goes long.

It delicious was all this.

Okay.

Do you smell Mary's hair a lot?

Yeah.

She asked me to, Uh, California started to slowly open up a tiny bit last week.

Parks and hiking trails were Open out, Andy.

Now you can spend time outside.

Uh, I've been spending my time inside mostly mostly at home.

I've been trying to be productive, though I've been cleaning, I've been exercising.

I drive for grubhub to make a little extra cash on the side, and I've been working on a little self improvement.

I've mentioned before that I've never been really good at math.

So what?

I thought I would take this extra time to get better at, and I found, ah, super hard equation, and I promised myself that I was going to solve it.

I worked on it for hours.

I feel like like three notebooks to to work on it, but that couldn't do it.

It turns out it wasn't equation.

It was Elon Musk's baby's name.

Boom.

That's a big deal on must joke.

Yeah.

Oh, I don't know what I'm doing.

Sometimes I get bored, though, and I'm not ashamed to admit that I dio what a lot of us do when we're bored and loan I Google.

I Googled all the questions that have popped into my head during quarantine because I want answers.

And since we're all going through this together, I'm sure you have probably the same questions.

Um, that, uh, that I have.

So I'm gonna share some with you.

Okay.

Um, that's not them.

Under your Yeah, it is.

On my computer.

Right here.

Right there.

It's on my laptop.

There it is.

There it is.

Thank you.

And he's welcome here.

All right, I'm gonna just scroll through, okay?

You know, I write longhand.

You know that?

True.

But Dr Fauci single and I was just curious.

It wasn't for me.

It was for a friend.

But I found out he is not.

He's married.

He has three kids.

Which is surprising because even me knowing as little as I do about viruses, I don't want kids.

Why does Oprah listen to loud, heavy metal at 3 a.m. You may not have Googled that one, but she's my neighbor and it's becoming a problem.

And Google didn't know.

Okay, now I want to know, Twitch, you know, that's gonna be filed under things I won't do again.

Twitch, have you Have you had any of those same questions?

Uh, that any of those questions?

I mean, but I definitely google like the relationship between beer and liquor, you know, like and then I learned beer before liquor had never been sicker, you know, type thing.

Also, I looked up if babies could stop there, talk because that's really important at this moment.

Because Zai, it does this like, chicken feet thing, and it seems actually stuff it or not, But she's never really react, so I just I'm blaming on quarantine I don't know.

It's well.

Can they stubbed their toe?

What did it say?

Uh, no, they cannot, and they can't even that can't even actually fully break a toe like because everything's, like, kind of forming.

So the most that they can do is actually a fracture.

This is what I read on Google.

So if if I'm saying some wrong information, you don't know, don't at me.

But that's what I like.

All right, well, you might break.

What about you, Andy?

Did you google anything that What have you Googled?

The latest thing on Google actually was last night.

This is true.

I was wondering if I clipped my nose hairs.

Does that make them grow faster?

You know how if you're headed once you get right, So that's my fear, because I've been having a little bit of strain nasal hairs now that I'm getting up in age, and I'm worried that because I keep tweeting them out, I'm gonna get more coming in.

Oh, that would be bad.

Yeah, It says it doesn't happen.

Okay, good.

It's weird.

Men have that.

Women don't have that.

You never see a no older woman with a bunch of hair coming out of your ears or yes, you don't get Yeah.

Yeah, it's true.