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  • No, I don't want to do this one.

  • Me in 30 years.

  • [GASPS]

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Ellen's Booth of Internet Wonders.

  • Love that.

  • Love that.

  • OK, here we go.

  • Old photo.

  • [DING]

  • Bro, you're about to be the bachelor in about 14 years,

  • so buckle up.

  • Adventure calls.

  • [DING]

  • Aw, that's me.

  • I would tell that girl that she is enough

  • and that she's worthy.

  • [DING]

  • You will gain some confidence, young man, eventually.

  • And you'll never wear a white suit ever again.

  • [DING]

  • Why can't I look like that without makeup now?

  • I was so pretty.

  • [DING]

  • Oh, there he is, chubby little Jared.

  • Don't worry about not having a girlfriend right now.

  • You're going to be just fine.

  • You're going to have a jaw line.

  • It's going to all work out, kid.

  • [DING]

  • [LAUGHS] Slugger.

  • You're not an athlete.

  • Get braces.

  • Me in 30 years.

  • [DING]

  • 30 years?

  • Yeah.

  • I need to work on my skin routine.

  • [DING]

  • I need to get a stash, though.

  • I need to get my dad stash going,

  • because it's pretty suss right there, not going to lie.

  • [DING]

  • That's really sad.

  • But I still got my lashes.

  • [DING]

  • I need to start doing Botox.

  • That's what Cass is going to do to me in 30 years?

  • [DING]

  • Huh.

  • She's so cute.

  • That's a grandma that can get it.

  • [DING]

  • Well, I'm thinking I clearly didn't age like fine wine,

  • drank way too much wine with Kaitlyn.

  • It's going to be a tough go.

  • Kaitlyn, would you still stick with me?

  • [DING]

  • Still got it.

  • [DING]

  • Oh, my god.

  • [DING]

  • Ooh, I better lotion up.

  • That does not look good-- some of those wrinkles.

  • Meme Of Me.

  • [DING]

  • [SIGHS] I told Cary, who was the stylist on the show.

  • That was his idea.

  • I was like, I don't feel like this is the move.

  • He's like, no, it's in.

  • I'm like, OK.

  • [DING]

  • After a guy watches you eat Chipotle.

  • I was freaked out that I had freaked Chris Soules out

  • about being a virgin.

  • But it works with Chipotle, too.

  • [DING]

  • [LAUGHS] That's really funny, guys.

  • That's really funny.

  • I know.

  • I'm a-- I look like a baby.

  • Yup.

  • I'll do the Do You Remember Tweeting this?

  • [DING]

  • "Can I just marry a surfer."

  • Oh, my gosh.

  • [DING]

  • "Skittles taste like the rainbow."

  • Skittles ended up sending me a bunch of Skittles,

  • so that was nice.

  • [DING]

  • I mean, yeah, I remember tweeting that.

  • Did you know that I took the epic picture

  • of Kevin Jonas in the yellow sweater

  • at the Easter Egg Roll in 2008 going like this?

  • [DING]

  • Tweets are pretty much forever.

  • So yeah, be careful, because you never know what will come back

  • and bite you.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

No, I don't want to do this one.

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'The Bachelor's' ピーター・ザ・パイロットとネット不思議のエレンのブースの友人たちパート2 ('The Bachelor’s' Peter the Pilot and Friends in Ellen’s Booth of Internet Wonders: Part 2)

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    林宜悉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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