You wear this, you're gonna find yourself in a sex battle.

I don't know what that is.

What?

I know you'll love it.

OK, now click the link below and buy this shirt, or they're going to eat me.

Okay, so picture this.

Its 1995 year a child.

Sonic the Hedgehog is the hottest thing on the block.

And he just came out with his first album on compact disc.

You fire it up and you're greeted with a slew of profane tracks that have nothing to do with Sonic.

That's exactly what happened in the Netherlands.

I'm Jocelyn, the intern.

I do all the research nobody else wants to.

Straight from the desk.

Oh, Death battle.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Sonic Dance Power.

1234567 and eight Yup.

Sonic has not one but eight albums in the Netherlands.

These albums are sadly not performed by the blue Hedgehog himself.

They are what's referred to as music compilations And I guess there somehow inspired by the Blue Blur Don't even ask me how the hell They came to the conclusion that a bunch of mediocre electronic dance music has anything to do with Sonic.

But who cares?

Because these tracks are effort.

Bonkers.

OK, now you're probably wondering how crazy could thes songs be?

I mean, they're made for younger kids, right?

Mother room Don.

It's all toilet sounds.

You are very wrong because these tracks are far from appropriate for kitty ears.

Even some of the song titles are a bit, uh, let's say risque.

For instance, we have songs like Move Your Ass and 20 Fingers Not so famous Lick it, which, I can assure you, is every bit as much about oral sex as you would think.

I mean, sure, Sonic is probably a fan of going to mouth town, because who isn't?

But still, I don't really think it fits his attitude.

Oh, and then you have songs by bands like Tokyo Ghetto Put a Kitty Cat.

Yeah, we're just going to say Kitty Cat, and if you think that's bad, we're just scratching the surface here, have a listen to useless man by minty freakin tweaking, biting.

Get stepping.

That helps you understand the distance we've traveled from the realm of Sonic, yet his face is still on the cover of the album.

We can't confirm if these were officially licensed sonic products, but it has been ripped ported that dance power AIDS even came with a demo of sonic and knuckles collection for PC.

So there's that.

I mean, I could see one slipping by the eyes of Sega, but eight.

Speaking of music albums, shamelessly being sold by your favorite characters, here's one for Mortal Kombat.

And, yes, this one's official.

Now I'm sure you know the super popular NK theme.

Don't don't don't don't don't vote property.

Don't do too, man.

It was a broomstick gave me an actual office instead of this closet.

It be a lot easier to dance anyway.

That team was made by a band called the Immortals.

But did you know these guys had a whole slew of other tracks dedicated to the hit Fighting game franchise?

In fact, you could find beats for pretty much all of the original characters in mortal combat.

Some of my personal favorites are scorpions, track lost, soul bent on revenge, Blue Kings, corn in China and, of course, the unforgettable sub zeros.

Chinese Ninja Warrior with.

Wow, what a special piece of mediocrity that is.

Oh, and did you know that Mortal Kombat also had a live tour?

And no, I don't mean the band went on tour.

I mean, they had a live show where they traveled around doing onstage martial arts, like some kind of bad community theater.

And when I say bad, I mean love of a bad fun fact.

Mortal Kombat live tour had literally one of the most cringe worthy news appearances ever in order to promote that show I look in, that is the ultimate six pack of a stomach like it is seriously terrible.

I'll leave a link in the description so you can check it out for yourself.

You're welcome.