Name: シュレッダーVSシルバーサムライ（忍者タートルズVSマーベル）｜DEATH BATTLE! (Shredder VS Silver Samurai (Ninja Turtles VS Marvel) | DEATH BATTLE!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T11:10:12.000Z
Duration: 18 min 35 s
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Wizard: Hundreds of years ago, the samurai and the ninja battled across Japan...

And these 2 fascinating ways of combat have been at odds ever since.

Boomstick: The Shredder, the sharp and shiny Archvillan of the Ninja Turtles...

W: And the Silver Samurai, the mutant swordsman who can slice through anything...

W: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle!

W: Beneath the streets of New York City, a secret battle wages between...

four humanoid Turtles and a ninja covered in blades known as The Shredder-

W: Many legends surround the Shredder's origins. Some say he's the reincarnation of an ancient Japanese warrior,

Some say he's an alien disguised as a man,

And some say he's an bumbling idiot who sounds like Uncle Phil!

Shredder: "But I don't want to conquer this place... I want to conquer EARTH!!"

B: Either way, every legend agrees on one thing... he's an absolute badass!

W: But before he was called the Shredder, he was Oroku Saki, a member of the Japanese ninja Foot Clan.

He trained alongside his rival: Hamato Yoshi.

B: They weren't just rivals in martial arts but in the search for love as well.

They both pined for the lovely lady Tang Shen, but unfortunately for our future Shredder... she only had eyes for Yoshi.

Hamato Yoshi; not the dinosaur, that would be weird.

W: Jealous, Oroku Saki attacked Yoshi, but in his rage...

B: Leaving Yoshi and his beloved for dead, Saki took over the Foot Clan and began a worldwide crime spree under his new name...

B: You know, I wonder, di- did he mean to name himself after a cheese grater?

Speaking of which, if his armor didn't make it obvious enough, Shredder's got a weird spike fetish.

This guy's got 'em all over his legs, arms, shoulders... even his head!

W: That headpiece, the Kuro Kabuto, is a relic passed down through the Foot Clan for over 1,500 years.

Forged from the totems of the clan's defeated enemies, it was formed into an alloy that's stronger than steel.

B: Obviously, his armor is also a kick-ass weapon and he can cut anyone down with the Tekko-kagi Claws on his wrists!

W: Which literally translates to "back of the hand hooks".

B: Perfect for backhanding. It doesn't cover all that much, but he needs freedom of movement because you know, he's a ninja!

Plus, would you want to get anywhere near a guy covered in razors?

W: Ninjutsu is comprised of 18 separate disciplines and Shredder is a master of all of them.

This includes: stealth, espionage, pyrotechnics, horsemanship and plenty of weaponry.

B: Yeah! Like swords, spears, bo-staffs and throwing weapons. But it's not like he needs them anyway. He's skilled in unarmed combat too!

W: Now a master of his craft, the Shredder led the Foot Clan to New York City.

B: Where he found out that Hamato Yoshi wasn't quite as dead as he thought.

W: As a matter of fact, Yoshi had transformed into a rat person and was raising...

...four adolescent genetically altered shinobi Terrapins, but that's another story altogether.

W: With his hatred reinvigorated, the Shredder swore to end his lifelong enemy once and for all.

B: Every time Shredder fought these Ninja Turtles, he proved why he's the leader of the Foot Clan.

I mean, he's strong enough to tear through steel shipping containers with his claws, chop down trees in one sword swing...

And throw around mutants several times his size like they're nothin'!

W: One such mutant, Leatherhead, weights well over 300lb!

B: Alright, I know that's the official weight according to some toy, but look at him!

Compared to the Turtles, he should weigh half a ton!

W: Either way the Shredder survived the Leatherhead chomping down on his midsection: the femur, the strongest  bone in the human body...

...breaks at a pressure of about 1,700 pounds per square inch.

A normal, unmutated American alligator can bite with a force of nearly 3000 psi!

And Leatherhead's bite is surely stronger.

B: Meaning Shredder should've spilt in half!

But nope! He was back up kicking some leather butt literally five seconds later!

W: The Shredder is a cunning strategist and talented warrior.

He's fought eight mutants in combat all at once, disarming every single one of them.

What's more, while intimidating an Italian mob boss and his bodyguards, he did this!

W: The most well-trained human eyes are capable of detecting movements occurring in 1/220th of a second...

...meaning Shredder's slash could have been even faster than that.

B: But sometimes Shreds needs just a bit more juice to get the job done. Literally! When you see him crack open a green one...

...he's not doing it to hang out with the boys!

W: In times of desperation, Shredder is known to resort to risking it all by consuming mutagen...

W: While this form has given him different enhancements in different iterations,

It usually grants him: immense strength, inhuman durability, even teleportation and the power to shoot lightning.

B: You know that's probably because mutagen's not an exact science and it's bound to get random at times.

Well, he's toughed out a sword shattering against his skin and even falling around a thousand feet onto a steel beam.

Man, you'd think this guy would never lose anything, ever!

W: Shredder's has... his fair share of downsides.

This includes a weakness to garbage trucks...

A strange fascination with eating his enemies...

B: Geez, were the 90s always this stupid?

Thankfully, despite his failures, The Shredder keeps getting back up: faster, stronger and much more terrifying!

Shredder: "The true battle... starts NOW!"

W: In feudal Japan, a samurai wasn't your typical bodyguard.

He was trained in the art of war & would only serve...

...the elite upper-class. Honor was the samurai's currency.

B: But for the Silver Samurai, Kenuichio Harada...

...currency was just regular money 'cause that shit's useful!

W: Born into the Yashida clan, Harada was the son of a powerful yakuza crime lord.

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シュレッダーVSシルバーサムライ（忍者タートルズVSマーベル）｜DEATH BATTLE! (Shredder VS Silver Samurai (Ninja Turtles VS Marvel) | DEATH BATTLE!)

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