WIZ: Stranded with his brother Andy, Terry grew up an orphan on the dangerous streets of South Town.

BOOMSTICK: Until they were adopted by Jeff Bogard, who immediately introduced them to a regime of bonding, and kicking ass!

Now that's a good dad..well until he got murdered.

WIZ: When he was only ten years old, Terry and Andy watched helplessly as their foster father was murdered before their eyes

by Geese Howard, a notorious crime lord.

Swearing vengeance, the brothers spent the next decade training to, one day, take down Geese.

BOOMSTICK: What did water fowl ever do to 'em?

WIZ: N-no not birds, Gees..Geese Howard, the bad guy.

BOOMSTICK: Oh Wiz. I know you're not a poetry scientist degree holder like myself...

But you should know that the singular term for geese is goose.

It's just common sense.

WIZ: Aww-let's just move on.

As the years went by, Terry became an exceptional martial artist.

Mastering boxing, karate, kung-fu, and kickboxing. He developed an impressive set of techniques.

Like the 'Burn Knuckle', a fierce punch surrounded by energy.

BOOMSTICK: And the 'Crack Shoot', a jumping axe kick.

Or he can just punch the ground SO FRIGGIN HARD, he makes a power wave...

...where he sends a deadly wave of energy through the earth towards whatever poor bastard he's fighting.

WIZ: But even after learning all of these, Terry knew he would need more to defeat Geese.

BOOMSTICK: Goose.

WIZ: No.

WIZ: We'll cover all that, and MORE next week, in the full episode...

...where Terry will FINALLY face off against Ken, from 'Street Fighter'!

BOOMSTICK: And maybe then Wiz will know: how many gooses take a geese.