Anything could be down there.

Killer alligators, hope people or even teenage Mutant Ninja turtles.

Four ordinary domestic Terrapins transformed in a humanoid superheroes by a chance encounter with a canister of mysterious mutagenic ooze.

They were adopted by an equally mutated rats skilled in martial arts, who decided to name them after Renaissance artists.

You know, even by a comic book standard, this origin story is pretty friggin weird.

Master Splinter trained them as ninja, and the group formed a daring crime fighting team.

But every team needs a leader.

Donatello did machines.

But technics Refugio is tough but way too hot headed.

And Michelangelo?

Well, we don't know.

He got dropped as a kid, so the obvious choice was the true blue Leonardo DiCaprio.

Yeah, close enough of all the turtles.

Leonardo was the most studios and focused when it came to splinters, lessons and soon adopted the principles of Bushido kind of weird since that Zimmer and coated in Hell a ninja.

But whatever the modern tenets of Bushido have evolved over the centuries, but it essentially boils down to eight.

Virtue.

Righteousness, courage, compassion, respect, honesty, honor, duty and self control.

All of which, frankly, describes Leonardo to a t a k a.

He's super dedicated to be in a goody two shoes, and he's a bad as when it comes to fighting.

He's like the Bruce Lee of reptiles.

And since he's eternal, Leo's got superspeed and super strength.

I'm not sure the science checks out on that one.

I'd like to do some tests.

Well, I can show you right now.

Come here.

Mr Snappy.

Wait.

Why is your snapping turtle in the booth with us?

Hide your digits.

He's governed.

Why is it getting close to Rio?

Get a We're gonna have to step here.

Well, was learns that I was very much right.

Come back next week and check out his opponent.

That power Ranger?

Gay dying.