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  • Warning: the following contains spoilers for seasons 1-3.

  • For a spoiler-free version, click here.

  • Just come back and watch the real version when youre all caught up

  • wuss!

  • From fiction’s most notorious serial killer,

  • comes the TV adaptation

  • of the medieval encyclopedia/ Dungeon Master’s Guide/porno

  • that isGame of Thrones.

  • God, that song’s cool!

  • Get ready for the show that has viewers of the edge of their seats,

  • wondering what will happen next,

  • and as people whove read the books acting all smug because they already know.

  • It’s the abusive show

  • you keep watching no matter how many times it hurts you.

  • How long do I have to look?

  • Full of disturbing imagery like

  • incest,

  • beheadings,

  • attempted child murder,

  • more incest

  • And that’s just the first episode!

  • Travel to Westeros,

  • a place where everything is the thing of nouns.

  • The Hand of the King.

  • – Light of the Seven. – Brienne of Tarth.

  • – Lord of Bones. – Lord of Light.

  • – Master of Coin. – Mother of Dragons.

  • – Son of Dolf. – Son of Fire!

  • – Warrior of Light. – Bank of Braavos.

  • Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.

  • Watch as everyone fights to sit in the world’s most uncomfortable chair,

  • while completely ignoring an invasion of ice zombies

  • that threatens to kill them all.

  • Seriously, someone should really get on that!

  • Meet unforgettable heroes,

  • who were still alive when we wrote this Honest Trailer.

  • Jon Snow,

  • a mopey bastard who doesn’t know anything.

  • You know nothing, Jon Snow.

  • Tyrion Lannister, a character who’s so awesome.

  • Imp slap!

  • Peter Dinklage will get every good dwarf role until he dies,

  • or Warwick Davis kills him.

  • And Daenerys Targaryen,

  • a super hot queen obsessed with her dragons.

  • Where are my dragons?

  • She’s out for vengeance against the people who killed her family.

  • Eventually

  • One of these days

  • Can we just fast-forward to that part?

  • Watch as these heroes struggle

  • to end the reign of King Justin Bieber.

  • Leave her face.

  • I like her pretty.

  • God, if he doesn’t die this season,

  • I’m gonna fucking kill him myself!

  • Fucking hate that kid!

  • Ride along on an adventure

  • where any lead character can die.

  • Whether youre Sean Bean,

  • Sean Bean’s wife,

  • Sean Bean’s best friend,

  • Sean Bean’s son,

  • Sean Bean’s daughter-in-law,

  • Sean Bean’s family dogs,

  • or Sean Bean’s unborn grandkid.

  • All men must die

  • who are in any way close to Sean Bean.

  • So begin the epic journey, so long and complicated,

  • we hope the creator doesn’t eat himself to death

  • before he’s finished writing it.

  • And settle in for a show with so many monologues,

  • HBO will desperately try to keep your attention

  • by any boobs necessary.

  • Not that I’m complaining.

  • Boobs!

  • Starring the ten characters whose names you actually remember.

  • And all these other characters whose names you actually don’t remember.

  • Like the sneaky guy.

  • The sneaky bald guy.

  • Carl Drago.

  • Those Gay Dudes.

  • Lord Friend Zone.

  • Grumpy Old Dad.

  • That’s the same person, right?

  • Sand- San- Sansa?

  • Bronn?

  • Bran?

  • Bronn again?

  • Sam? No, Sam’s the fat one from Lord of the Rings.

  • She’s the one who had a demon baby!

  • That’s the guy that got his dick cut off.

  • I don’t remember her name, but she’s super hot.

  • That’s Tyrion’s hooker girlfriend!

  • Hodor! That’s Hodor!

  • Now, youre just messing with me.

  • No idea.

  • Faceless Assassin! That guy’s awesome!

  • Not a clue.

  • Dunno.

  • I got nothin’.

  • None of these are ringing a bell.

  • Go make up your own names, nerds!

  • Game of Thrones.

  • It’s kinda like a history test, but with dragons

  • and boobs!

  • If you put any spoilers in the comments, I’ll kill you.

  • But to all my book bros: R + L = J.

  • You know what I’m talking about.

  • A Lannister always subscribes.

  • So click that button now.

  • Hey, Screen Junkies! Wanna see me act stupid?

  • Then click the box above to see the epic drive-thru voice prank.

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Warning: the following contains spoilers for seasons 1-3.

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