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  • OH MY GOD, IT'S JACKSEPTICYEYE!!

  • AHHHHHH

  • Oh, hey how's it going bros?

  • Welcome back to another episode of "Resident Evil 7"

  • Alright, so, right off the bat, I read you bro's comments and,

  • apparently a little hidden secret down here

  • that I missed completely

  • So I appreciate the little tips and tricks that you bros give me.

  • What do we have?

  • A box!

  • Hehehehehe.... Box!!

  • Hell Yea motha' fucka'

  • Alright,

  • Nice little creepy shed there, appreciate it.

  • Uhh, now we have,

  • I guess we have a broken hand gun and

  • a broken shotgun

  • I'm just gonna repair the broken hand gun cause

  • I can't be bothered to go and get the broken shotgun

  • Is that okay with you?

  • Great,

  • Great I'm glad we agree on things

  • Broken handgun

  • Alright great

  • Uhh, use it on the repair kit

  • Excellent

  • Oh they have different max? Okay, okay

  • okay

  • more ammo for me. Is there anything else we need?

  • I think we're good to rock and roll

  • MothaFucka

  • let's do this we're going to the party

  • Hell Yeah! I used to work at a night club

  • So uh, I know how to handle the fucked

  • up drunk people

  • oh my god it's bleach I mean hey bro

  • doesn't even load

  • HEY POODS

  • Hey bro its a fucking nice atmosphere in there.

  • lot of hoes, lot of bitches

  • G-go on in

  • alright alright bro man bleach such a

  • bro who would have thought

  • lets

  • play

  • yay

  • oh how nice

  • alright i can't play for too long today

  • because it saturday and i usually take

  • Saturdays off i will spend it with Marzia so..

  • I know this was probably a bit

  • shorter. Dude not so close

  • Jesus Christ

  • ETHAN BRADBERRY

  • He's so fuckin creepy

  • Oh great an alien fetus

  • I don't know... a dildo?

  • Oh, god.... no

  • AGH!

  • Who's Eveline?

  • Found ya'll?

  • Yes, that's me

  • Bradberry

  • Ohh baby~

  • Oh I'll come through you

  • I'll come through you with my.... dick!

  • AH, shit.. haha nice, nice- fuck indeed

  • alright so we have a new gun i suppose

  • no we don't have a new gun

  • Uhh...

  • Uh fuck..uhh

  • Relatively powerful. Great, great just fucking great

  • How's it look? Looks pretty cool..

  • PEWDS you should have a shotgun! God dammit!

  • Why didn't you tell me then?!

  • Heh!

  • Oh geez, is that a trap?

  • Oh my god.. it's a BOX!!!

  • Handgun ammo!

  • what if you just go underneath- Hey!

  • high five! fuck yeah!

  • He-hey! High five!

  • i have no friends.

  • Right on her ass. Nicely placed

  • mate. Nicely placed not very discreet

  • though! But nicely placed. OH god another one

  • Fuck, they're everywhere. Hey barrel how you

  • doing y-you look pretty good man

  • Can I crawl underneath? Fuck, I got a cold, man.

  • WAIT, there's a treasure hidden here!

  • I recognize this place

  • WHAT! HELL YEAH! WHAAAT! WHAAT

  • WHA- Oh shit oh shit there's a trap in the

  • fucking ceiling

  • Okay so now we can repair the shotgun too,

  • that's pretty good

  • I don't know why we need to do that

  • Can I shoot it from here I don't fucking trust this.

  • No it was pretty fucking obvious

  • Hey bro how you doin, you look pretty good

  • Alright, so what else we got? Huh?

  • Nothin? ETHAN BRADBERRY!

  • BOX!!

  • My new favourite catchphrase, everyone.

  • BOX!

  • Ugh, god damnit

  • BOX!

  • Oh, for fuck's sake!

  • What, s-so the boxes have explos- Awh for f-

  • What's over here?

  • Nothin. Great.

  • Ooh! GOTEM!

  • Shut the fuck up.

  • Why is this here?

  • What the fuck? It doesn't make a-

  • I don't need this many guns

  • Right?

  • I don- I don't know man.

  • There we go.

  • Actually I don't need to hold the repair kit either

  • Fuck saake

  • We'll go get the broken shotgun later

  • This is a perfect timing.

  • What.

  • How am I supposed to know

  • T-Hahahahaha!

  • Okay, sure.

  • Aghh!

  • What did he say? 0, 1, 5

  • I have a bad feeling about this.

  • What the fuck did you do?

  • WOAH!

  • Jesus!

  • For fuck's sake!

  • ???

  • Ughh!

  • Wait

  • Haha!

  • Great, just great.

  • Just fucking fantastic.

  • I don't fucking trust boxes anymore

  • You were my only friend

  • You were supposed to be THE CHOSEN ONE!

  • There you go.

  • Fucking great.

  • Should I just shoot them from now on?

  • I don't

  • I don't know man.

  • Heey, look at that, shotgun.

  • Heh!

  • Burner fuel? I don't need it, great.

  • This corridor,

  • It's way too fucking set up.

  • Anytime you got a long ass fucking corridor

  • There's a trap there isn't it, yeah I see it.

  • It's right fucking here.

  • Gotem!

  • JESUS CHRIST!

  • Oh god

  • WATCH OUT FOR THE TRAP YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

  • Jeesus!

  • You almost got hurt!

  • Fuckin asshole!

  • Helloo?

  • Life's handing you lemons, so make lemonade then.

  • Oh god, oh god, moist monsters.

  • What the fuck?

  • Oh my god, baby

  • I missed

  • Oh god, reload reload RELOAD

  • Gotem!

  • GAADEM

  • I can't fuckin see!

  • Jesus Chriist!

  • Are they still aft- Ughh come on dude

  • Just fuckin die!

  • You fucking pancake looking motherfucker, I'm just gonna go.

  • Not gonna waste my fuckin ammo

  • Alright, this place looks wonderful doesn't it

  • Jesus Christ.

  • I'm so sick of the fucking trap

  • I swear to god if you're a trap box

  • Can't even trust a good ol' box these days

  • Is this- Is this guy for real