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We're gonna go through... Some commercials...

I know.

Great idea.

I've looked for the worst, and weirdest commercials on the internet

I thought we'd check them out to see uh...

How bad can it be? How can it be?I think we all watched...

Just some random.. the-ones-you-call-in commercials...

During that place, during the day

You have nothing to do, you're just sitting at home

There is nothing to watch on television

And you're just watching this fucking thing on TV and they are trying to sell you some shitty product

And you are like " I don't know why i'm watching this, but i'm watching it and you know what, it's actually kind of entertaining

"I'm not gonna bu--

YOU KNOW WHAT? I might even buy that shit!"

And you buy it and use it once

and the rest is history.

Well, those kind of commercials we're going to check out today

so "HeRe We Go!" as I always say.

"Millions of women like yourself suffer from--"

Just like me

thank you for--uh not excluding...

THE MEN!

"a poor night's rest."

"sleeping on your side without proper"

"breasts support..." *ZOOM ON BOOBS* "...can be a major culprit"

I will say yes, actually, it is a-- it is a big

problem for me to sleep on the side for

My breasts... uh... as a man, thank you.

"Introducing KUSH"

*Reggae Music plays*

Introducing weed... no?

"The comfortable nighttime companion"

"anatomically (what is it?) contoured to gently support and cushion the w-"

She just happened to have

that little bag right there?

"weight of a woman's breasts, Kush maintains a more natural sh--"

*Reggae Music starts again* OOOOOOOOOOHH

*Reggae Music continues*

"OHH!"

"and no garments needed!"

"The slip resist-"

*chuckles*

How did you not see what was wrong with this?

Sticking a long object between your tits

How did you--

Did no one just think,

"Hey, maybe...

"just maybe that's like...

"it looks a little weird?"

"[slip-resistant] surface helps keep KUSH in place, even as you roll from side-to-side!"

PEWDS: "Wow."

"KUSH offers comfort and proper spine alignment for side-sleepers.

"pregnant women, nursing mothers

"and post-operative recovery..."

I want to ask right now,

it's a little awkward question but--uhh--

if you have a C-cup or larger

is this a problem? is this a problem??

I'm genuinely curious uhh

as a D-cup

*oops* I-I mean as a B-cup! I don't...

I don't know what to say

Holy shit...

Aww

I guess they went out of business! NO!

NOOOO!

Not KUSH Support!

GOD damn it!

"Over 100 years we've been"

"scrunching and folding toilet paper"

A hundred years, guys!

We've been wiping our ass

with toilet paper

"finally there's a better way"

*claps* YES "Comfort Wipe!"

"the sanitary paper extension arm and holder"

"the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it"

"since the 1880's"

"it e--" The first improvement since the 1880s

What happened in the 1880's?

"Extend to reach a full 18-inches--"

LOOK HOW LONG IT CAN EXTEND if you have your....

"It's as easy to use as a shower brush!"

Ugh, that's disgusting dude.

Why you---

you're not gonna use it as a shower brush

"Pop on the toilet tissue and when through"

"just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet"

OH MY GAHD

"Think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting!"

I have never thought about that.

Danny, have you thought of---

EMMA, have you thought about that?

How chaotic and disgusting

*unintelligible sounds*

It is actually she does make a point

Like it is kind of gross have how--how near your hand is to your anus

but I mean you do...

you do wash your hands afterwards you--

you do.. do that

Do you?? *always wash your hands, kids*

"That's right!"

"Never touch another dirty toilet tissue"

(Yep) "Bein' a big guy certainly has its advantages... and its disadvantages..."

Ugh, dude, no.

Wha--what did you say?

"BeIn' A bIg GuY cErTaInLy HaS iTs AdVaNtAgEs...

...AnD iTs DiSaDvAnTaGeS."

*disgusted pewds*

"Comfort Wipe!"

Dafu--- "the solitary paper extension arm and holder"

"the first improvement to--"

WHO WANTS TO STICK THAT UP THEIR ASS?

Raise your hand

*points to Danny*

*sIlence*

I think I got like, the budget budget version of this..

Oh, I got the--the "the standard bottom wiper"

I guess we didn't get the "the deluxe one"

but whatever we'll... *burp*

We'll try it. We'll try, see if it's good...

it could be good!

Could be good!

You gotta remain optimistic

this is an anatomically designed

Oh, That's strong.

Its strong like a Swedish man...

Oh

Don't wanna break it

Alright so, I have some...ah...toilet paper

Uhh

So let's...

I guess

I guess I have to wipe my ass?

I mean...

that was the point, wasn't it?

to wipe your ass

Okay so...

Don't look, don't look

Danny, don't look.

Alright, Danny

Go crazy

*proceeds to wipe ass*

it's a little.. it's a little hard but...

*RIP PewDiePie Channel*

Drank a lot of water, I really have to go

people are waiting to tee off and there's no restroom out here

*awful squidward impression* I drank a lot of water and now many echo echo room and shit man

"Don't worry, I've got the perfect gift"

"for you.."

A gift? Oh, it's free... "Introducing the UroClub the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief"

"Created by a board-certified urologist.."

UH uh.... What?

A board-cer....A board-certified??

"created by a board-certified urologist.."

A urologist is a physician who has specialized knowledge and skill regarding problems of male and female urinary tract

Well, if that's your specialty then I understand your boredom..

I real...I really do

"but it contains a special reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself"

Ughh my god

"the URO club goes with the special towel to keep your privacy"

*The Rock's theme plays*

Well, the real question is...

Can you swing it?

You know

Can you swing that club after you dipped it in pi--

Does it add, you know..

Does it, will it cover my hook?

You know, I've been having cooking a lot

Will it fix that problem?

"arry, leak-proof easy to clean"

"And no more embarrassing moments in the bu..."

JUST PEE IN THE BUSH?

JUST PEE IN THE BUSH

YOU'RE PEEING IN A GOLF CLUB INSTEAD A BUSH?!

"bush... Dramatically improve your golf scores for only $49.95..."

How?

How will that dramatically

increase my golf score

Please...

please, specify what the fuck you're talking about...

"The URO club!"

"The only Club in your bag"

"guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!"

*What the fuck did I just watch?*

*frustrated sigh*

If you are a guy...

you don't have this problem

because you--you could just pee in the bush...

you could just be in the bush

You just go off and then you fuck off in the bush...

And if you're at a nice golf course

they will have bathrooms

they will have bathrooms

just go at those..

Thank you

Where did I park my car?

Oh no

Man, finer actors..

You really have to look for where....

Ah, where did I park my car?

I am in agony

unsufferable pain because where d--

where did I park my car?

"Now there's an easy way to remember everything"

"it's called My Lil' Reminder"

"a digital voice recorder that records without tape"

Blue Section, Row 18

then reminds you later

Blue Section, Row 18

*laughs*

"Or slip one on your key ring and you'll remember everything"

That's left on main street then go to two miles at right...

"So easy e--"

Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

See he's like,

Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

left on main street and go two miles at right...

A note

a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

a piece of... a piece of paper have you heard of it??

a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

"What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

Oh my god you know this is gonna be good

"What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

"That's right!"

"Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms"

"Imagine being able to reshape your backside"

"and achieve that ultimate shapely lifted booty" WHOA

"instantly!" WHOA

"It's here"

"Hollywood's hottest new trendsetter, (NO WAY, WTF) BOOTY POP!"

"Just like padded bra enhances..."

"Booty Pop! Panties (BOOTY POP! *claps*) are now revolutionizing women's undergarments"

BOOOOTY POP

Where did we go wrong?

"Boost your bottom and jeans,"

"shorts dresses and more!"

"Introducing Wobble Wag Giggle ball" WOGGLE WAG GIBBLE

"an interactive ball that makes the most hilarious sounds"

Hilarious! "For just $14.99!"

Edgar, Edgar...

Here it is...

he's looking at it

Oh my god it's crazy I never heard him a

"to make this the funnest deal on TV we'll double it for free!"

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"you can get two wobble wag (TWOOOO *claps*) for a low price for just.."

Edgar, Edgar...

Do you see this shit??

you're not going to be an annoying asshole anymore...

You're fucking asshole. I hate you shut the fuck up.

Here it is...

The--the wiggle, the wiggle ball

he's looking at it

Wobble wag giggle

*pug intermission*

Oh my god, he's crazy.