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  • Hi!

  • Are you interested, in the PewDiePie channel?

  • Biggest channel, on YouTube!

  • Much Better, than Jackspedicy- d *poods having editing error*

  • Just ask this random person!

  • HeRe I am HerE i am How dO u Do? ♪

  • See? *laugh*

  • Subscribe today, for FREE!

  • You can become, a BRO!

  • For... for this price!

  • Why do I feel like Marina Joyce....

  • We're gonna go through... Some commercials...

  • I know.

  • Great idea.

  • I've looked for the worst, and weirdest commercials on the internet

  • I thought we'd check them out to see uh...

  • How bad can it be? How can it be?I think we all watched...

  • Just some random.. the-ones-you-call-in commercials...

  • During that place, during the day

  • You have nothing to do, you're just sitting at home

  • There is nothing to watch on television

  • And you're just watching this fucking thing on TV and they are trying to sell you some shitty product

  • And you are like " I don't know why i'm watching this, but i'm watching it and you know what, it's actually kind of entertaining

  • "I'm not gonna bu--

  • YOU KNOW WHAT? I might even buy that shit!"

  • And you buy it and use it once

  • and the rest is history.

  • Well, those kind of commercials we're going to check out today

  • so "HeRe We Go!" as I always say.

  • "Millions of women like yourself suffer from--"

  • Just like me

  • thank you for--uh not excluding...

  • THE MEN!

  • "a poor night's rest."

  • "sleeping on your side without proper"

  • "breasts support..." *ZOOM ON BOOBS* "...can be a major culprit"

  • I will say yes, actually, it is a-- it is a big

  • problem for me to sleep on the side for

  • My breasts... uh... as a man, thank you.

  • "Introducing KUSH"

  • *Reggae Music plays*

  • Introducing weed... no?

  • "The comfortable nighttime companion"

  • "anatomically (what is it?) contoured to gently support and cushion the w-"

  • She just happened to have

  • that little bag right there?

  • "weight of a woman's breasts, Kush maintains a more natural sh--"

  • *Reggae Music starts again* OOOOOOOOOOHH

  • *Reggae Music continues*

  • "OHH!"

  • "and no garments needed!"

  • "The slip resist-"

  • *chuckles*

  • How did you not see what was wrong with this?

  • Sticking a long object between your tits

  • How did you--

  • Did no one just think,

  • "Hey, maybe...

  • "just maybe that's like...

  • "it looks a little weird?"

  • "[slip-resistant] surface helps keep KUSH in place, even as you roll from side-to-side!"

  • PEWDS: "Wow."

  • "KUSH offers comfort and proper spine alignment for side-sleepers.

  • "pregnant women, nursing mothers

  • "and post-operative recovery..."

  • I want to ask right now,

  • it's a little awkward question but--uhh--

  • if you have a C-cup or larger

  • is this a problem? is this a problem??

  • I'm genuinely curious uhh

  • as a D-cup

  • *oops* I-I mean as a B-cup! I don't...

  • I don't know what to say

  • Holy shit...

  • Aww

  • I guess they went out of business! NO!

  • NOOOO!

  • Not KUSH Support!

  • GOD damn it!

  • "Over 100 years we've been"

  • "scrunching and folding toilet paper"

  • A hundred years, guys!

  • We've been wiping our ass

  • with toilet paper

  • "finally there's a better way"

  • *claps* YES "Comfort Wipe!"

  • "the sanitary paper extension arm and holder"

  • "the first improvement to toilet paper as we know it"

  • "since the 1880's"

  • "it e--" The first improvement since the 1880s

  • What happened in the 1880's?

  • "Extend to reach a full 18-inches--"

  • LOOK HOW LONG IT CAN EXTEND if you have your....

  • "It's as easy to use as a shower brush!"

  • Ugh, that's disgusting dude.

  • Why you---

  • you're not gonna use it as a shower brush

  • "Pop on the toilet tissue and when through"

  • "just press the release button and the tissue drops right into the toilet"

  • OH MY GAHD

  • "Think about it toilet paper is really archaic and disgusting!"

  • I have never thought about that.

  • Danny, have you thought of---

  • EMMA, have you thought about that?

  • How chaotic and disgusting

  • *unintelligible sounds*

  • It is actually she does make a point

  • Like it is kind of gross have how--how near your hand is to your anus

  • but I mean you do...

  • you do wash your hands afterwards you--

  • you do.. do that

  • Do you?? *always wash your hands, kids*

  • "That's right!"

  • "Never touch another dirty toilet tissue"

  • (Yep) "Bein' a big guy certainly has its advantages... and its disadvantages..."

  • Ugh, dude, no.

  • Wha--what did you say?

  • "BeIn' A bIg GuY cErTaInLy HaS iTs AdVaNtAgEs...

  • ...AnD iTs DiSaDvAnTaGeS."

  • *disgusted pewds*

  • "Comfort Wipe!"

  • Dafu--- "the solitary paper extension arm and holder"

  • "the first improvement to--"

  • WHO WANTS TO STICK THAT UP THEIR ASS?

  • Raise your hand

  • *points to Danny*

  • *sIlence*

  • I think I got like, the budget budget version of this..

  • Oh, I got the--the "the standard bottom wiper"

  • I guess we didn't get the "the deluxe one"

  • but whatever we'll... *burp*

  • We'll try it. We'll try, see if it's good...

  • it could be good!

  • Could be good!

  • You gotta remain optimistic

  • this is an anatomically designed

  • Oh, That's strong.

  • Its strong like a Swedish man...

  • Oh

  • Don't wanna break it

  • Alright so, I have some...ah...toilet paper

  • Uhh

  • So let's...

  • I guess

  • I guess I have to wipe my ass?

  • I mean...

  • that was the point, wasn't it?

  • to wipe your ass

  • Okay so...

  • Don't look, don't look

  • Danny, don't look.

  • Alright, Danny

  • Go crazy

  • *proceeds to wipe ass*

  • it's a little.. it's a little hard but...

  • *RIP PewDiePie Channel*

  • Drank a lot of water, I really have to go

  • people are waiting to tee off and there's no restroom out here

  • *awful squidward impression* I drank a lot of water and now many echo echo room and shit man

  • "Don't worry, I've got the perfect gift"

  • "for you.."

  • A gift? Oh, it's free... "Introducing the UroClub the discreet sanitary solution for your urgent relief"

  • "Created by a board-certified urologist.."

  • UH uh.... What?

  • A board-cer....A board-certified??

  • "created by a board-certified urologist.."

  • A urologist is a physician who has specialized knowledge and skill regarding problems of male and female urinary tract

  • Well, if that's your specialty then I understand your boredom..

  • I real...I really do

  • "but it contains a special reservoir built into the grip to relieve yourself"

  • Ughh my god

  • "the URO club goes with the special towel to keep your privacy"

  • *The Rock's theme plays*

  • Well, the real question is...

  • Can you swing it?

  • You know

  • Can you swing that club after you dipped it in pi--

  • Does it add, you know..

  • Does it, will it cover my hook?

  • You know, I've been having cooking a lot

  • Will it fix that problem?

  • "arry, leak-proof easy to clean"

  • "And no more embarrassing moments in the bu..."

  • JUST PEE IN THE BUSH?

  • JUST PEE IN THE BUSH

  • YOU'RE PEEING IN A GOLF CLUB INSTEAD A BUSH?!

  • "bush... Dramatically improve your golf scores for only $49.95..."

  • How?

  • How will that dramatically

  • increase my golf score

  • Please...

  • please, specify what the fuck you're talking about...

  • "The URO club!"

  • "The only Club in your bag"

  • "guaranteed to keep you out of the woods!"

  • *What the fuck did I just watch?*

  • *frustrated sigh*

  • If you are a guy...

  • you don't have this problem

  • because you--you could just pee in the bush...

  • you could just be in the bush

  • You just go off and then you fuck off in the bush...

  • And if you're at a nice golf course

  • they will have bathrooms

  • they will have bathrooms

  • just go at those..

  • Thank you

  • Where did I park my car?

  • Oh no

  • Man, finer actors..

  • You really have to look for where....

  • Ah, where did I park my car?

  • I am in agony

  • unsufferable pain because where d--

  • where did I park my car?

  • "Now there's an easy way to remember everything"

  • "it's called My Lil' Reminder"

  • "a digital voice recorder that records without tape"

  • Blue Section, Row 18

  • then reminds you later

  • Blue Section, Row 18

  • *laughs*

  • "Or slip one on your key ring and you'll remember everything"

  • That's left on main street then go to two miles at right...

  • "So easy e--"

  • Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

  • See he's like,

  • Yeah, keep telling me where to go, bro...

  • left on main street and go two miles at right...

  • A note

  • a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

  • a piece of... a piece of paper have you heard of it??

  • a piece of paper, a paper, a piece of paper...

  • "What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

  • Oh my god you know this is gonna be good

  • "What do all women look at when buying jeans?"

  • "That's right!"

  • "Their sexy or not so sexy bottoms"

  • "Imagine being able to reshape your backside"

  • "and achieve that ultimate shapely lifted booty" WHOA

  • "instantly!" WHOA

  • "It's here"

  • "Hollywood's hottest new trendsetter, (NO WAY, WTF) BOOTY POP!"

  • "Just like padded bra enhances..."

  • "Booty Pop! Panties (BOOTY POP! *claps*) are now revolutionizing women's undergarments"

  • BOOOOTY POP

  • Where did we go wrong?

  • "Boost your bottom and jeans,"

  • "shorts dresses and more!"

  • "Introducing Wobble Wag Giggle ball" WOGGLE WAG GIBBLE

  • "an interactive ball that makes the most hilarious sounds"

  • Hilarious! "For just $14.99!"

  • Edgar, Edgar...

  • Here it is...

  • he's looking at it

  • Oh my god it's crazy I never heard him a

  • "to make this the funnest deal on TV we'll double it for free!"

  • OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • "you can get two wobble wag (TWOOOO *claps*) for a low price for just.."

  • Edgar, Edgar...

  • Do you see this shit??

  • you're not going to be an annoying asshole anymore...

  • You're fucking asshole. I hate you shut the fuck up.