(oh so he WASN'T in the closet the whole time..)

( “ビデオブログ” ) ↓ [ 日本 ビログ ]

Hey, yo what's poppin logang,

ウェイ YO！ Logangのみんなァ～★

it's ME, ya boi,

みんなの “俺” 参上ォ～★

an- -i-

ウェ～イ★ ここ､ 東京だぜ！ マジ､

I'm in Tokyo and it is littttt ?

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾊﾟﾈ ｪ ～～ ★

I'm uh, super jet lagged.

時差ボケ… キツいわ

We arrived at 7 in the morning,

俺たち､ 朝の7時に着いて…

and uh yeah, it's it's rough, man

うん､ つらい！ 時差ボケ つらいわ！

Jet lag is rough man.

この景色… 本当にカッコいいわぁ

This view is seriously the coolest ~

今は 渋谷に泊まってて､

Aahh we're staying in Shibuya for 5 days,

5日間な… そのあと 日本中を周るんだ

and then we're gonna travel around Japan.

おいおいおい…

Hey, hey, hey

見つけちゃったよ～！

Look what I've found

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ BOI｡

Boi

このミニボトル 買ったの セブンイレブンだぜ？

I even got this tiny bottle from 7-eleven. So cute

カワイすぎ… w

I love Japan. So now we're going to the Sanrio store

I love Japan ❤︎

PJ & Sophie is here

これから サンリオショップに行くんだ…

hello,

PJと Sophieもいるぜ､

and it's gonna be ~lit~

こんにちは～

be de beb bew boom boo doo bum ~bew~

PJ&S: こんにちは～ こんにちは～

~buhh doo boo~ (PJ: I'm excited)

そりゃ もちろん…

I'm excited to check this out.

楽しみ～！

So basically Sanrio flew us here,

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ♫ ♪ ♪ ♪

So we're gonna hang out with them for five days

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ♫ ♪ ♪

And uhh, let's see what they got inside

( ﾟ∀ﾟ) ♪ ♫

So cute

ココだ！ 楽しみ～！

oh my gawd

サンリオが 俺たちを招待したんだ…

Me

だから､ 5日間を共にするんだ

They literally have Hello Kitty...anything

じゃあ…

I need to step up my merch game man.

中を 見てみようか

So we have 35,000 yen to spend they gave us just to buy whatever.

超カワイイ｡

Why not get a Hello Kitty cane

マジかよ…

Ohh, that's awesome

俺だ｡

Gudetama is definitely my favorite

ハローキティの､ 何でもあるなぁ…

I'm too tall. There you go.

“何でも” ｡

duHahahehe !

俺のグッズも こうでなくちゃな｡

Fantastic!

…… w

deHEH

サンリオが… 35＿＿＿＿

hueh *laughing at his own face*

サンリオが… 35,000円？

I didn't realize I made such an insane face when I did it.

くれたんだ､ ｢何でも買っていい｣ って

Now look at dat boy

ハローキティの杖… 買うか？

(GUDETAMA: uuAAAAHH)

あぁ～､ イイねぇ！

(MARZIA: *adorably amazed gasp*)

ぐでたま… 俺､ 大好きだわ｡

chtehehehe! (MARZIA:aaaa~!)

しゃがまなきゃ… こうか？

Oh my god, they have Tamagotchis with Gudetama~!

wwww

*tries reading japanese*

素晴らしいよ！

t-taaaa

…… w

taah-n ?

俺､ あんなヒドい顔だった？ 気づかなかったよ… w

(MARZIA: *agreeing* mhm hm!)

見ろよ､ アイツ…

sh-shiio ?

( なんだよぉ～… )

(MARZIA: ji.)

M: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ……!!

tan - ji ?

wwwww

(MARZIA: yo.)

M: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｶﾜｲ─────!! wwwww

tan yo ?

マジかよ… ぐでたまの たまごっちじゃん！

(MARZIA: tanjyo.)

｢た…｣？

(MARZIA: born?)

｢たん…｣？

Oh, he's born

M: うん！ ｢たん…｣？

(PJ: Yeah, he's born.)

｢しよ…｣？

ahehehaha

M: ｢じ｣！ ｢しよ…｣？

So we're using like this translator app

｢たんじ…｣ ？

((it's the google translate app lolz))

M: ｢じょー｣！ ｢たんじ…｣ ？

'big satisfied large more desert also'

｢たんじょー｣？

Ohhhhhhhhh

M: ｢たんじょー｣！

So cute~!!

M: ｢誕生｣？

I don't know if I'm ready for this responsibility

あぁ､ ｢誕生｣ か！

We got a crazy crossing happening here.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱｯ ﾊｯ ﾊｯ ﾊｯ …

We're in Ginza. This is not the big big one, but it's pretty big

俺たち､ 翻訳アプリを 使ってるんだけど…

It's four degrees out. It's really cold

｢big satisfied large more dessert also (大満足の大容量追加デザートも)｣

But I feel pretty awake

…… w

I don't know how we ended up here, but it's pretty chill.

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ────────!!

There's a little bench here.

カワイイっ！

You can just sit.

この “責任” を負う 心の準備が…

Our dog sitter, sends us pictures.

こりゃ ヤバい交差点だな…

There's Edgar not wanting to leave the beach.

ココは 銀座！

*~marzia giggles~*

一番デカいのじゃないけど､ それでも デカいよな…

Ohhh~

外は 4℃だって… ホントに寒いよ

We are at the restaurant from the famous scene in Kill Bill, you know,

でも 目が覚めるわ！

where Uma is just slicing everyone.

ココで 動画 シメようか…

This is so cool

落ち着くなぁ

Look at that

ほら…

Is that vape?

ベンチだ

All right, we just came back. It was a really amazing dinner

座れるぜ…

I ate so much tuna and then we just came back to the room and this view

ドッグシッターが､

Now, I remember why I missed Japan

写真 送ってくれたよ

Everyone was kind of tired, but it was perfect anyway. See you tomorrow!

Edgar､ ビーチから 離れたくないって…

uoohh.. forehead.

(* ´Д`)＜ OH～❤︎

What's up, Squad Fam. It's your boy.

今 いるのは…

Today, we're going to a theme park

レストランだ

which is called,

｢Kill Bill｣ に出てきた､ あの 有名な…

Puroland

Umaが 刀を振り回したとこ！

This is definitely one of the best things with Japan.

マジ カッケーよ…

What is he doing?

見ろよ！ コレ！

So even at the station, they have like the Sanrio figurines.

電子タバコか？

I like the little butthole.

さぁ､ 帰ってきたぜ！ アレは 本当に､ 素晴らしい…

(PJ: The attention to detail.)

ディナーだった！ マグロ食べすぎたし､

What is happening here?

部屋に帰れば､ この景色だ！

Damnnn

日本が恋しくなる訳だよ…

I've died and come to cuteness heaven.

みんな ちょっと疲れたけど､ まぁ カンペキだったしな

There it is !

また明日な～！

O M G

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ お～～～っ､

pfFFT

(; ﾟДﾟ)＜ デコ…

What's wrong with you, PJ?

調子はどうだ､ 同志よ！

(PJ: Don't! Don't!)

そう､ 俺だァ！

(PJ: Keep, keep your stupid snow in your pocket)

今から 向かうのは…

*pewd laugh*

テーマパークだ！

Look at that

その名は～…？

*PJ laugh*

｢ピューロランド｣！

I had to check it

コレこそ 日本の良いところだ！

Puroland, here we come.

彼､ 何してんの…？

Oh my God, look at that. Wow

まだ 駅なんだけど､ ココにも…

Whaaaaat?

サンリオのキャラ！

We're going through the theater to check out a Gudetama show.

イイねぇ､ あの ケツの穴！

I don't know what's happening.

何が 起きてるんだ…？

Oh my god

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｳｪ─────ｲ★

( how small you are!!!!!!!)

俺､ 死んだのか？ カワイイ天国だ！

ah sumimasen!!!

着いたぞ～♪

( I'm afraid he's too small for the spectators to see... )

OMG～♪

( It can't be helped~ )

PJ: www

Haa

どうしたんだ､ PJ…？

( 'cause I'm an egg~ )

PJ: ちょ､

( You're right.... )

PJ: やめ…

Oh my god

PJ: おい｡

Oh my god

PJ: その クソ雪､ ポケットに しまえ｡

OH MY GAAAWD!

…… ww

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa (Disappointed)

お～い！ 見ろよ！

I'm either in heaven or hell.

PJ: www

Now that's some sexy legs, boi

“確認” だよ！

Squad

“ぷーろらんど” 着いたぜ～★

What do you got going there?

え？ 何 アレ～？

(PJ: This thing?)

M: 何 アレ～？ え？ 何 アレ～？

Yeah, What is that?

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾜ───ｫ★

(PJ: Uh, you know...)

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ えぇ～～っ!?

(PJ: I don't know.)

これから シアターに行って 観るぜ… ぐでたまショー！

Wow

どんなのだろうな…

We're going on a plane, guys.

え､ マジか…

Everything is so cute

N: (; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾁｯﾁｪ────ｯ!! w

oaA! Hello Kitty, over here!!

N: (; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｧ ﾓ､ ｽ ｲ ﾏ ｾ ─ ﾝ !!

Cinnamon! Cinnamon~!

N: 小さすぎて､ 後ろの方 見えづらいかもしれませんよ…

buhbyeeeeeeee !!

G: しょうがないじゃ～ん…

arigato~ (Thank you)

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ……!! G: しょうがないじゃ～ん…

CINNAMON! CINNAMON!!!

G: たまごなんだから～…

That was amazing.

N: そうですよねぇ…

I don't know what I just watched, but it was great.

(* ﾟДﾟ)＜ OH～!! MY GOD!!

It's my dress now. Ha ha (PJ: nO!)

おぅ､ まい､ がーっ｡

I'm kawaii

(; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｵ─ｩ ﾏ─ｲ ｶﾞ───ｯ!!

(PJ: Dude, that is my dress and now you've glitched it.)

(; ﾟДﾟ)＜ あぁ～～～～……

PJ, that's Hello Kitty's bath.

(; ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ あぁ～～～～……

PJ, that's Hello Kitty's bed.

( K: ぞうさんだよ！)

Stop it

( L: うふふふふふっ❤︎ )

(PJ: I'm so tired, though.)

( K: こんどは くもの うさぎさん！)

Stahp

( L: うわぁ～～❤︎ )

Hello Kitty is waiting for us in that door.

ココ… 天国？ 地獄？

PJ: It's gonna happen.)

( サーカスの れんしゅうを しているよ～★ )

(PJ: It's finally, this whole trip is, this is what we've been waiting for.)

あの 脚！ セクシーだなぁ。(?)

I think she was really into me.

PJ: カワイイ…

We're about to meet

いつメ～ン★

Gudetama himself

それ､ 何だい？

This is where he lives.

PJ: え… コレ？

That is so creepy.

あぁ！ 何だい？

He's coming. He's coming

PJ: あぁ～､ 知ってるよ…

He's commiinngg

PJ: 知らないけど。w

PJ, He's coming.

www PJ: 知らないけど。w

(PJ: We're gonna meet-)

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ わ～ぉ…

(PJ: Gudetama )

PJ: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ わ～ぉ… (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ わ～ぉ…

Yuuuppp (Everyone Gasps)

“飛行機” 乗るぜ､ お前ら！

aAH! *giggling*

全部 カワイすぎ… w

(PJ: Come on out, don't be afraid!) oh! no-ohhh !

あー！ ハローキティだー！

*laughing* come here~!

シナモ～ン！

(PJ: hello!) hheyyy !

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｼﾅﾓﾝ!!

*cute pewds chuckles throughout*

…… w

oh! HOho !

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾊﾞｲ ﾊﾞ～～ ｲ …

Gudetama ! Gudetama !!

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ ﾘ ｶﾞﾄ ～ ｳ …

This is it

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｼ ﾅ ﾓ ─ ﾝ !!!

*marzia giggle*

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｼ↑─ ﾅ ﾓ ── ﾝ !!!

Don't do it, don't do it !

スゴかったなぁ…

yeah! huhehehe

何か わからんけど､ スゴかった。(?)

Here we go (PJ: I will never be the same.)

はい､ 俺のドレスー！

We're leaving.

PJ: おい！ はい､ 俺のドレスー！

Goodbye, Puroland.

PJ: 邪魔すんなって！ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ HAHA～★

Good morning ! It's another day, another life to live it.

PJ: 邪魔すんなって！ ( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ 俺､ カワイイ～★

I ran out yesterday to buy this jacket

www

I love it, so much

PJ: おい… 僕のドレスが バグってるじゃん！

One of my favorite brands, Wacko Maria

ww

It's reversible as well, so fucking cool.

PJ！ それは ハローキティの風呂！

We're gonna do some more shopping today. I'm really excited. We have some more time.

PJ！ それ､ ハローキティの ベッドだぞ！ やめろ！

We are at Tokyo Station

PJ: 僕､ 疲れちゃったよォ…

Look how pretty it is with all the lights.

やめろ！ w PJ: 僕､ 疲れちゃったよォ…

I'm gonna try my luck at the Gachapon

あのドアの向こうで ハローキティが 待ってる…

I really want the Pop Team Epic one.

PJ: ついに来たぞ､ このときが…

Look at those !

PJ: 僕たちの旅は､

Yeah !

PJ: このためだったんだ！

We're at Harajuku and we're gonna apparently check out some hedgehogs at the Hedgehog cafe

( 1､ 2､ 3！)

(PJ: Heyy , do your best Hedgehog impression.)

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ ﾘ ｶﾞﾄ ～ ｳ …

hEeE

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ OH❤︎

Oh my god, who are those guys over there?

PJ: キスされたじゃん！

Can I dab?

彼女､ 俺に ゾッコンだな。(?)

(PJ: Don't do it, no)

俺たち､ 会いに行くぞ…

(PJ: Alright, wow)

そう､ ぐでたま君に！

(Fan: Pewdiepie!)

ココが 彼の家か…

Heyyy

不気味だなぁ…

*Pood chuckle*

来るぞ…

(FAN: We followed you on Youtube !)

来るぞ！

Oh, thank you. Good luck on the race.

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｸ ﾙ ─── !!

*another pood chuckle*

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ PJ…!!

*pood chuckle again*

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｸ ﾙ ｿﾞ!!

They made it to the vlog.

PJ: そう､ 会うんだよ…

There it is. It's happening.

PJ: ぐでたまに｡

Don't eat them.

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｲｪ────ｧ!! ⤴︎

Look at that! So cute~

PJ: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ……!!

So this is our Hedgehogs that we can hold !!

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ……!! PJ: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ……!!

So cute~

PJ: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ────ｯ❤︎

He's very cute.

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ───ｯ!! PJ: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ────ｯ❤︎

His leg is all up in the air

www

Talking on the phone.

PJ: おいで！ 怖くないよ！

This is like a special one that like, holds on

あ… 待ってー！ w PJ: おいで！ 怖くないよ！

We're going in here now.

ちょ… w

Oh my God. Look at this food.

やっほ～～！ w

I want that one.

wwwwww

Alright. Just kidding. I'm getting this one.

(* ﾟДﾟ)＜ おぉぉ…… w

(PJ: The vegetarian option.)

M: (* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ───ｯ❤︎

Can you shut-

PJ: (* ﾟДﾟ)＜ WOW!!

Oh my god, we got iiiit !

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ おーっ おっおっww

Oh, no Pompom. Sorry. No! Pompom, please :,(

(* ﾟДﾟ)＜ ｸﾞﾃﾞﾀ ﾏ … !!

Pompom tastes good, though. Oh my god. We get -..we get a mug.

(* ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｸﾞﾃﾞﾀ ﾏ !!

*adorable voice* lookat it !! it's so cute~~!

はい､ そこまで｡

I'm gonna eat you. Mmm. It's really good actually

M: …… ww

PleAse pEwdiePie, DonT EaT mE

やめとけ…！

Go for the face, Marzia

やめとけ！

Kill him, kill him

はい｡

Pwease don't do it, Marzia.

wwww

I waNt To LiVe

行くぞ～…

Oh my God ! Why would you do that?

帰る時間だ…

Something's about to happen

じゃあな､ ピューロランド！

PJ, what did you do?

おはよー！ “次の日” だぜ…

3..2.1

次の “人生” 始めるぞ！(?)

*ABSOLUTE MAD LADS*

このジャケットを買いに 昨日 走って行ったんだ…

If you don't know what that was, we met with a

気に入ったよ､

one of Sanrio's character (Aggretsuko) who is like a work Bee???

ホントに！

But when she gets angry she gets like into heavy metal and like really aggressive

｢WACKO MARIA｣ っていう 俺の好きなブランドで…

It's fun meeting all these like characters is really weird. It's really awkward and strange was really funny

リバーシブルなんだ､

♪tamago tamago♪（egg)

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾁｮ─ ｶｯｹｪ──★

Oh my god

今日も ショッピングなんだ､

♪shiromi siromi shiromi♪（egg white）

楽しみだなぁ… 時間あるし！

What are you doing PJ? You're not a Sanrio boy.

俺たち､ 東京駅に来たぜ…

He's such a doofus. This is my favorite Sanrio Boy.

カワイイよなぁ… このライト！

(PJ: Why don't you kiss him then ?)

さぁ､ ガチャポンで 運試しだ…

(PJ: EWWW)

俺､ ｢ポプテピピック｣ の 回したかったんだ！

Do you want a photo spot with me?

見ろよー！

(PJ: Absolutely not)

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｲｪ──ｲ★

What about now?

原宿に着いたぜ！ これから､

(PJ: Alright, yeah yeh yeh yeh)

見に行くんだ…

How do we look?

そう､ ハリネズミ！

We're like having a private tour on the expo when everyone left.

ハリネズミカフェに！

( I'm ready to battle anytime nyan~~)

PJ: ハリネズミの マネして！

[intimidation]

ﾋｨ───(ﾟ∀ﾟ)───ｯ｡

＊Pewds WIN

なんだ コレ～！ 誰だ ありゃ～！

Give us the money!

ほら､ あそこ～！

And who doesn't want a Hello Kitty laundry machine.

DAB キメるか…？

PJ: Oh, thank you. Need to-... quite wet outside

PJ: やめとけ… おい！

This one is so cute

PJ: ま､ いっか｡

Alright, we've been out for like 11 hours. We're going to the ninja cafe right now

Y: ぴゅーでぃーぱーい!?

Marzia: Restaurant

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｳｪ──ｲ★

Restaurant.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾊ ﾊ ﾊ ﾊ …

We are entering the ninja training. Oh it's like a cave.

W: YouTube 登録してるよー!!

We need to up the bridge is that what's happening

おー！ ありがとー！

I'm really scared. I think she's lying to us. There's no one coming.

レース(?) がんばって！

It's clearly nothing happening. I'm waiting for the enemy.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ﾊ ﾊ ﾊ ﾊ …

Oooh.

( ﾟ∀ﾟ)＜ ｱ ─── …

The enemy's not gonna get us now.

…… wwww

We're almost there.