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  • Cambodia 18:00 Hours *Safari music plays*

  • You didn't see me, but here I am.

  • BeastMaster64™*don't you mean 69 (☞゚∀゚)☞ *

  • *grunts while crawling*

  • *repeats* BeastMaster64™ *ok. ಠ╭╮ಠ*

  • *Music pauses*

  • *Here. We have BeastMaster64 giving birth to a new dank baby*

  • *Music contiues* It's been eighteen months

  • Eighteen

  • licks lips

  • eight... teen *fucking tRIPPY*

  • *shhh* x3

  • Thats poodiepie right there.

  • I've infiltrated his office

  • I've killed all kinds of shit.

  • Pokémon

  • Dogs *Laughs like a sociopath*

  • I ate a Chihuahua once. *true story*

  • But if there one thing I've never hunted

  • It's a Youtuber

  • I'm not just gonna hunt a second level piece of shit Youtuber like... *pauses*

  • Markiplier. Oh frick. Wait.

  • No!

  • Oh no.

  • I'm on the hunt for the "Poodiepie"

  • The greatest god damn Youtuber of all time #SelfCentered

  • Love his channel, but it needs to die.

  • *epic music starts*

  • *dank intro=dank quality*

  • I'm not just going to kill poodiepie

  • I'm gonna eat his asshole tonight

  • Pewds: Thats...? Brad: HA ha ha

  • *pewds giggle*

  • *lets try again* I'm not just gonna kill pewdiepie, I'm going to challenge him

  • *pauses*

  • Then I'll kill him

  • I'm gonna beat him *grunts while kicking*

  • Just like I killed Jacksepticeye. *gonna see how much Septiplier fans he pissed off....*

  • I'm going to challenge him, in a duel *I'm not a Septiplier supporter.*

  • Then I'll kill him

  • Have you ever heard of Leafy *yes*

  • More like...

  • Thats him there *Leafy: y u roast me so bad*

  • What did I say about talking back to me? *Leafy: That hurts.*

  • plant

  • You're a plant *no shit pewds*

  • You're going to pay tonight for that.

  • *Solid snake music plays*

  • *licks razor blade*

  • *has an orgasm*

  • You got a new hero.

  • I love you like you were my father

  • I based my whole career after this man.

  • I wish I could call you daddy. Can I call you daddy? *call me big daddy ˙ ͜ʟ˙*

  • *sad music plays* Snake please

  • Snake!

  • Snakeo!

  • *high pitch school girl voice* SNAKE-OOOO

  • Please

  • Snake: Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg.

  • The first this has been bothering me for too fucking long

  • These fucking light, don't turn off!

  • *loud gun shot*

  • Pewds: Oh Jesus!

  • What the fuck are they made of?

  • Oh, oh... I missed

  • THATS IMPOSSIBLE! I've never missed a shot in my life, from that close?

  • Holy shit

  • He's nearby.

  • Him being in his office effects my skills

  • *shitty kazoo playing*

  • he's near

  • *loud gun shot* *glass smashing*

  • *Silence*

  • That fucking right

  • *epic music plays*

  • Am I gonna get in trouble for this?

  • 360

  • *loud gun shot*

  • Do you think it will go though the roof?

  • Cause theirs people working upstairs

  • Ah thats concrete, we're good

  • Hell yeah, I'm not going to jail bitch! Ha ha! *not again...*

  • Is that a fucking water bottle?

  • *aims*

  • *loud gun shot*

  • Wait I hit it?

  • Its leaking!

  • look at that shit *those aiming skills*

  • hell yeah

  • *loud gun shot* Got em'

  • *why the fuck did you shoot that water bottle*

  • *what did it ever do to you*

  • *triggered much*

  • *i am going to flag this video*

  • *Swedish National Anthem starts playing*

  • BeastMaster?

  • *some Swedish garbage*

  • Hey poodiepie, nice to finally meet you.

  • *Swedish: You need to die

  • I challenge you to a shot off, who ever wins...

  • Gets to destroy the the other loves most.

  • *more Swedish but with some crying for some reason*

  • If I win, I get to shot your 50,000,000...

  • thing?

  • whatever, I don't care

  • AND I get to kill you.

  • If you win, you get my most prized position, in the entire universe

  • it is...

  • been with me since I was born

  • no... I'm okay, don't worry bro

  • Thats right, it's on bitch!

  • *Swedish*

  • *Leafy: Subscreb to meh chanel*

  • Leafy, what did I say? What did I fucking say? huh?

  • If your going to be a... if your going to be a plant then shut the fuck up, you're a plant

  • Nobody watches you anymore

  • he hates when I say that

  • *Pewds giggle*

  • Why don't you take a three day break? *piff* He went on a three day break.

  • He made a video saying hes going on a break, and how long was the break?

  • Three days? Three fucking days?

  • This is how you do it in Call of Duty *loud gun shot*

  • Let's not fire at the glass anymore.

  • Pewds: I should definitely not have a gun Brad: No, no you shouldn't

  • *Swedish*

  • *even more Swedish*

  • *gun shot*

  • OH HO, Ha ha

  • Yeah! ha hah ha

  • *Swedish* BeastMaster64

  • *robotic voice* Perfect

  • You call that a gun?

  • Here we go! *kisses gun*

  • my first shot

  • As steady as a rabbit... bird

  • *gun shot*

  • *Uncontrollable evil laughter*

  • oh

  • Oh, OH! being on a cross wasn't a hard enough time *Oh my god! You killed Jesus! You bastard!!*

  • Now you been shot... in the dick!

  • *robotic voice* Perfect

  • *more Swedish*

  • *gun shot*

  • WOW!

  • *swedish*

  • *robotic voice* Japan

  • Time for number two baby! This banana is gonna go.... banana, okay

  • here we go

  • lock and load

  • just gotta

  • aim...

  • *sad music starts* I've never killed a banana before

  • Is it morally correct

  • Who am I to say if a banana lives or dies

  • I suppose we all go to hell anyways

  • *gun shot*

  • I mean if I missed that, that would be pretty shit.

  • I GOT EM'

  • see right there?

  • Thats the penis of the banana

  • *robotic voice* Perfect

  • *Swedish*

  • *gun shot*

  • *gun shot*

  • ooooh...

  • *robotic voice* Japan

  • Last shot, if i get this one... you die pewdiepie

  • *gun shot*

  • *rip Leafy*

  • damn

  • I won! Thats right I won!

  • But I must confirm the kill

  • *gun shot*

  • wow

  • *rip Leafy*

  • *Grunts*

  • *Pewds giggle*

  • *robotic voice* You win!

  • *Crying*

  • Be right back, I'm going to kill what you love.

  • *swedish*

  • Now I get to destroy the 50,000,000 then I'm gonna destroy you

  • Cause I'm BeastMaster64™

  • *gun shot*

  • *loud explosion* *sad piano starts*

  • AHHHHHH!

  • *loud explosion continues*

  • whats this? huh!

  • your old gun

  • what a piece of shit

  • *crying*

  • *Swdish cry for mercy*

  • Now its time for the real poodiepie

  • *gun shot*

  • *rip pewdiepie*

  • *sad piano continues*

  • The End

  • *Directed by Michael Bay*

  • Wait!

  • What!

  • Hes alive!

  • *gun shot*

  • *Whatcha Say plays* Mm whatcha say? that you only meant well? Well of course you did

  • Mm whatcha say? Mm that it's all for the be-

  • *gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you only meant well? Well of course you did.

  • Mm whatcha say?

  • *gun shot* Mm whatcha say? Mm that you on-

  • *okay its 10 minuets go home*

  • *gun shot x3*

  • *gun shot*

  • *gun shot x2*

  • *gun shot x3*

  • *gun shot x2*

  • *gun shot x2*

  • *gun shot*

  • *gun shot*

  • *gun shot x2*

Cambodia 18:00 Hours *Safari music plays*

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