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  • Hey, it's me, Pewdiepie, and welcome to Friday's with...

  • *The drugs have kicked in.*

  • *The word you're looking for is Pewdiepie.*

  • *It happens to the best of us.*

  • "ALZHEIMERS"

  • Last week, I asked you bros to submit your best Pewdiepie memes, if I know you bros correct

  • this is probably going to be pretty shit, cringey, and unfunny, just like me! Let's watch!

  • Also, new competition down in the description, check it out.

  • Uh,

  • It's basically photoshop time, boys.

  • The floor is a quality content.

  • Shut up man... hehehe.

  • The floor is making video below ten.

  • *Gasping for breathe over irony and truth.*

  • How to recognize early signs of autism.

  • *Realization*

  • *Chuckles, with tones of sadness*

  • Seems like a very informative and great video that I would love to watch. Also,

  • Buy a fidget spinner as well to test yourself today.

  • How to respect women.

  • Today I'm here with a lovely,

  • beautiful, me.

  • Yeah, exactly.

  • This is not true. I respect waman.

  • I want someone to look at me like Pewdiepie looks at Conan.

  • He is a beautiful man. He's very tall, extremely tall, actually.

  • This one is fucking amazing.

  • Yah, where's the yah?

  • Yah.

  • "What is uuuuuup Drama Alert Nation" Aw, come on.

  • *Chuckles.*

  • *The scene from Alien*

  • More memes, please.

  • *Throws up a little*

  • Aw, look how cute.

  • England is my city. Oh no,

  • It's re-(tarded)

  • *chuckles.*

  • "England is my city" is such a dead meme now, but it will, it will stay in my heart, in a very special place forever.

  • Also, Nick if you want to call me anytime at night

  • for a little bit of swiggity swooty poodiepie booty

  • You know where to find me. I'm gonna have to go with me

  • Uh... eh huhha

  • I remember tweeting this to Miley Cyrus, like, "Hey Miley

  • You stole my outfit." It got like thirty thousand retweets or some shit, but she never responded.

  • *The daily life of a Youtuber*

  • *chuckles.*

  • Nice old, uh, old meme, but, uh, I appreciate it. Just because PJ is a wamen. It's okay,

  • It's just a handshake. God damn it. God fucking damn it.

  • Ah ha ha ha

  • I love how I looked at my hand afterwards as well like...

  • 'Ah, stupid hand. Y-you really messed that one up, didn't ya?'

  • Haha, I'll never forget that moment. It's ingrained,

  • Cemented into my mind. Anytime I try to do a handshake, I just get PTSD and I start shaking.

  • I just wanna play games, smoke cigars, drink whiskey, and suck dick.

  • Marzia: "Oh that's good to know." XD

  • The fuck do you find these reaction faces, Jesus Christ.

  • Mah name eh Jeff.

  • The floor is "try not to..."challenges"... ehahah

  • GOD DAMMIT!

  • The floor is outdated memes. Kazoo kid, upgrade. Okee-ah.

  • *laughs.*

  • Want some bread?

  • *laughs*

  • Yes, that's my favorite one so far. Hell yeah.

  • *laughs*

  • "Hey everyone, Scarce here." "What kind of drugs do you take!?"

  • "My name is Jeff!"

  • "What the hell is wrong with you?!"

  • "Stop it, it tickles."

  • *laughs*

  • *Cover your eyes, kids*

  • "Oh, I like it here."

  • *Sexual noises*

  • "Oh my god!" Excellent,

  • Excellent blend of the green screen. "I want to give a second chance after all she's my future wife."

  • "You know what they say, love is blind." (Pewds and Tommy in unison)

  • "I bet you wish you were this good at juggling, bitches."

  • "Aaaah, aaaah, shit that hurt, ow." *laughs*

  • "Caught it with my ass."

  • DAHAHA

  • Hell yeah. "Why did you do it? I loved you." "Why are you so hysterical?" My idol is a liar.

  • There is one thing that will never change, the brofist.

  • *laughs*

  • I'm sorry, you don't appreciate the fact how progressive my mind is for thinking about

  • Minorities such as whamon, sorry for respecting whamen.

  • I'm so sorry. (He's not)

  • Top 10 Legendary... cars...

  • I need to get that car to work again. The battery's all fucked. I need a new battery for it.

  • Started from the bottom- *starts chuckling*

  • Started from the bottom, still at the bottom. How about that?

  • The floor is disrespecting women.

  • *They mean wahmen*

  • That's right.

  • I would never, never disrespect a whamon. If my life depended on it. If my- If I was hanging off a cliff

  • Prepared to die, I will- What the fuck am I saying!?

  • Making new original content.

  • Getting your fans to-

  • You...

  • You don't know that, you don't know that. That is not true. I could- I could easier (He meant easily) make better memes than this.

  • *chuckles*

  • That is surprisingly accurate!

  • *silent laughter*

  • Well done. You know what, well done. I'll take it.

  • Before and after YouTube boycott.

  • Pretty accurate.

  • Pretty goddamn accurate. Look how happy I was. Look how better days were right around the corner, but they also took

  • (pause for effect)

  • One thing I didn't know they could take.

  • My quality content, because I never had it.

  • *chuckles*

  • That should not have been funny. It really shouldn't.

  • Running out of video ideas. Asking other people for video ideas. Asking bing.com

  • for video ideas.

  • Creating another YouTube channel and pretending that you are (a) beginner YouTuber begging for video ideas.

  • Asking Jacksepticeye to temporarily host your channel while you go backpacking through Japan with Edgar-

  • I legit thought about having Jack take over the channel for a day

  • Fuck, how do they know?

  • *Laughs* Hey, it's your uber driver here. I am outside.

  • I would- I would ride with that uber. I would five star the fuck outta that uber.

  • Me tryin'...

  • Why are you guys so mean? Hahaha. You. The girl he tells you not to worry about.

  • (You know it)

  • (This is getting weird) (Pls stahp)

  • *Marzia voice*

  • *laughs*

  • Listen, I've done like what, ten "You laugh, you lose" videos. Oh, I'm sorry, back in the day today it was totally fine

  • To do one hundred Happy Wheels.

  • Oh, but I-if I do ten "You Laugh You Lose",

  • "Oh, he's out of ideas!"

  • "Oh, he doesn't make original content!"

  • Well guess what?

  • This is YouTube.

  • This is how it is.

  • Shut up!

  • SHUT UP!

  • *Sad poodehpear*

  • *earrape Marzia noise*

  • When people ask how many times a day I make billions and millions.

  • I like that that 'cause it's a subtle Pewdiepie meme, uh, but also very much in your face to get it for those, uh, newcomers.

  • I like it. Appreciate it. My name is Nick Crompton and no

  • I'm not from Compton. England is my city. Pewdiepie is a nazi, Scare Pewdiepie season 2 cancelled

  • Pewdiepie has no original ideas

  • Pewdiepie has made billions and millions

  • *Chuckles.*

  • Why, why did that become a meme. The fucking billions and millions, out of all things.

  • Oh, I don't understand you guys, but hey fuck it.

  • We do look extremely cute here.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • Me and Marzia, are really couple goals.

  • Did Brad submit this, or what the hell?

  • All right, everyone we need more ideas for original content.

  • Greenscreen competition.

  • Meme competition.

  • Cross that.

  • PHOTOSHOP COMPETITION! *hell yeah*

  • THAT'S RIGHT EVERYONE.

  • We're doing a photoshop competition.

  • And you could win it.

  • Uh, I'm gonna... download the pictures that I posted in the description and photoshop it

  • Whatever way you want, whatever way you please, uh, I see I see what you're doing here, trying to make fun of me for not having

  • original content, but

  • to be honest,

  • I- I love these so much. It's so fun to see the community come together and with the same fucking weird humor as me, and

  • Doing these stupid shit, so if you want to be part of that, I think it's awesome. I really appreciate it.

  • It makes me feel like I'm not just y-uh fucking...

  • I dunno how to express my feelings, ok? :(

  • It's cool. It's cool to see you guys, uh, taking part of the, uh, the sisters.

  • Being part of the

  • Respecting Women Community

  • We're at 55 million Subscribers now.

  • This one is beautiful, it's a classic.

  • This is the end of the video. I guess that you're going to pause this just to read this. I fixed all of the errors from this caption. It took me 3 hours to fix this. It's 1 AM here at my local time. PewDiePie, I hope you're happy now.