(noise)

見なかった事にはできない

... can not be unseen.

歯磨き粉と同じことだ

It's like toothpaste...

一度絞り出したら戻せない

... if you squeeze it out of the tube...

一度見てしまったら―

... you can't get it back in.

元には戻れない

(dramatic) What has been seen...

見てしまったら

... cannot be...

見なかった事には出来ないんだ！

.. un...

見ない方がいいよ

... seen!

もし見たら お前の顔はこうなるからな

(exhales)

いったん見たことは忘れられない

(double dab) What has been seen...

こうしない限りな...

.. can never...

痛かった

... be un...

よし、見てみようか

... seen.

「忘れられない」ってやつ

(asks) Boy...

一番有名なのから

... you better look away...

「セラピスト＝レイプ犯」（字面が似ている事から）

... son!

うわ　本当だw

(insults) Cause...

…知らなかった

(shows pic)... this is gonna be your face after this video!

ホントだ　アヒルみたい！w

Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it...

マジかよ？ww

... unless of course...

あぁ…うん

(gun shot)

動画のオープニングが素晴らしいからって その動画自体がそうとは限らない

That just hurt.

ツイッターでお前らに聞いたんだ

All right! Let's review...

ア゛ア゛!!

... some...

やめろ！

... amazing, uh...

ぐあ!!!

Can't be unseen...

ドナルド…ドナルドはやめろ

All right, fuck it.

チクショー　面白ぇww

Most popular...

1本ずつの腕と１本ずつの足に見えるが、実は―

Therapist.

2本の腕とスーパーマンのマントと2本の足、

More like..

それと スーパーマンのチ○コだww

... the rapist.

俺は12歳かww

Oh sh...

ようやく素晴らしい作品に出会えたな

... oh shit, that's actually...

これから非常口はチ○コに見える

(laughs) ... right.

「トム・クルーズは口のど真ん中に歯がある 衝撃の事実」

I didn't...

チョォット　待てよ

(looks at cam)

本当だ

... I didn't know that.

う、うわぁ

Hey! It looks like a duck!

オーマイゴッドw

(laughs)

これは俺の中の全てを変えちまった…

What the fuck?

さよなら…

Oh..

…さよなら

... yeah!

（この日から―）

I think that dramatic intro of this video doesn't really reflect the rest of the content, doesn't it?

（Pwediepieの姿が見られる事は無かった）

I asked you bros on twitter...

（謙遜とは自己を卑下することではない。 自己への関心を減じることだ。）

(jumpscare)

「任天堂64はコアラに見える」

(asks) Stop!

うんw

(jumpscare)

いいんじゃない？w　次は？

Donald, not donald.

ウソだろww

(laughs)

これ本当か？w

Goddamnit, all right, this was good

別に面白くないのにw

One...okay...It looks like one arm

俺は…ああもう

One arm one leg one leg.

コレすごいよな

But really it's two arms, Superman cape.

最初に見た時びっくりしたよ 「おお　マジかよ」って

2 legs and superman's penis..*chuckles* (WTF how did I miss that my entire life )

だって本当にトブラローネの山にクマがいるんだもん

I'm twelve, finally something decent work

隠れミッキーみたいだよな

Good job, good job now that's how I'm gonna look at exit signs. (Same)

「誰かが私友達の犬のおでこに バットマンが居るって言ったの」

Tom Cruise has a tooth in the exact center of his mouth. (UMM...)

マジだ　すげぇ

Cannot unsee. (...)

Edgarも確認しよう

*dramatic music plays*

頼むEdgar

Wait a minute. *pewds really is kazoo kid i knew it*

もしお前にもマークがあれば 高く売れるかもしれん

Oh my God.

さぁ　どうだ

Oh... oh my Gawd

ちょっと　動くなよ

OHH MY GAWDD (.0.)

ああもう Edgar

OHHHOHOHO (Santa save me from this horror)

見えん

OOHHHOHOOOHHHHOHO

あーもう　役立たず！

*chuckle*This. Changes. Everything...

「大アリクイの足がパンダみたい」

I have ever learned about myself...

お────!!

Goodbye. :(

な…？！

*pewds trying to shake our hands before going :( *

「この毛虫は背中に小さなペンギンがいるように見える」

Goodbye.

そんなわけねーだろ！

My lover goodbye.

おｋ、コレはマジでかっけぇ

*sad moosic plays*

ほんと　すげぇよ

:(((

このリンゴは額縁にいれろ

Nintendo 64 totally looks like a Koala

このリンゴは100万円に値する

*silence*

額縁にいれて売れ

*laughs*

「見て見ぬふりはできない」

Yup...

ふぅん…ミッキーはこの“ヤロウ”が好きなんだな　だろ？

*Laughs*

これは別に普通に分かるじゃん

Fine. FINE. Another one.

俺はずっと思ってたけど

*laughs* For fuck's sake...

これはそう見えるもん　ウサギのフンだろ？

*continues laughing his Butt off*

そういうジョークだと思ってた

Is that real? (Yes, very real he was a secret star in the movie)

ウケるだろ　「ママ、俺ウサギのフン食べてるよ！ｗ」って

*laughing*

で、ママは「いいわね～！」

Why does that...it's not even funny...it's not eve- (WOULD YOU FREAKING FINISH YOUR SENTENCE )

「ｲｪｧ──(ﾟ∀ﾟ)www」

I'm just...fucking Jesus Christ... (haha IK he was sexy, right...im sorry kill me now i wanna unsee everything (IKR))

「イイだろー？ｗｗ」

*bursts into laugh*

「Iggy Popのおなかが悲しそう」

*PLEASURE.mp3*

「2ウィンドウで Pixels と Ghostbusters のトレーラーを 同時に見ると　全く同じ映画みたいだ」

This one is great (Wow I didn't know that .0.)

ほらよ

I-I remember the first time I saw this one, I was kinda like "Whoa WTF."

うわ　ホントだwww

Cause, there's actually like a bear in the Toblerone mountain.

良いねww

Nice uhh...nice little hint there you know hidden thing there. (IKR)

ワロタww

*poods reading cuz I'm too lazy :p)

素晴らしすぎる

Omg, that's amazing I gotta check Edgar.

Sony Pictures…

Please Edgar if you have the..the symbol then I might be able to sell you. (Omg EDGAR SO CUTE)

アカンやろww

Alright, what do we got?

両方とも良い映画だよ

Stand still..stand still..STAND STILL Jesus Christ..

どんな映画でもクールに見える形式があっていいよな

Edgar, Edgar.

あとはその形式通りにやれば良いだけだし

I can't. (JESUS EDGAR)

賢いよな

OH FFS YOU'RE USELESS (Just like me :p)

「サムスンのロゴの A は実は V の逆さまだった！」

Giant Anteaters legs look like pandas.

なんだと…

OOOOHHHHHHHHH (JESUS CHRIST MY EARS)

そんな…

WHAT?

嘘だ！

This caterpillar looks like it has tiny Penguins on it's..

嘘だ！！

NO FUCKING WAY (WOAH)

Aだ！！

Okay you know what that's pretty fucking dope.

そうだろAinsley

Alright, that's pretty fucking cool.

違う

You need to frame that apple.

嘘だ…

I'm telling you right now, that's gonna be worth millions.

You need to frame that apple.

What has been seen, cannot be..*laughs*

Hey. Hey Mickey mouse loves that dick am I right? (Kms)

*Pewds trying to highfive us*

I always thought this was obvious.

I don't..I don't know I always thought that it was obvious

That..you know the bunny..the bunny the bunny shit.

*stuttering like crazy*

I always thought it was a thing you know?

I-I-I enjoyed it "I was like hey mom, I'm eating shit."

(what the...?) And mom is like "Goood." "P: HEHE YEH HELL YEAH" *laughs*

Iggy Pops torso looks..*laughs*

*Mad world*

If you open two windows and watch Pixels and Ghostbusters trailer side by side, it's the same goddamn movie.

Here we go.

*already bursts into laughter*

*trailer playing*

OHHHH WTF? (Lol)

*trailer playing*

Y-YESS *Laughs* YESS

Thats fucking beautiful.

Sony Pictures.

What the fuck?

I mean they're both amazing movies. (True)

So I'm really glad Sony found a formula that really works.

So they can just r-re-reproduce it.

You know and replicate it.

I think that's really cool. (Same)

(poodiepie reading tooo lazy again :p)

(OMG)

NO

(NO WAYYY)

NO!

NOO

(Poods starts to cri ;-;)

NWAHH

IT'S AN A! (NOO IT ISN'T OMGG)

SHUT AINSLEY!

*Poods crying ;-;*

*sad music keeps playing as poods says no*

(I need a gun.)

(What in the world are those noises pewds, I swear to God)

*sad music continues to play*

;((

cricri