What a great idea of a video.

なんてサイコーな企画なんだ

I'm sure that's not going to have any consequences whatsoever.

俺は この企画が なんの “変化” も もたらさないと信じてるよ…

Personally or online.

何があっても な

Uh

直接会おうが､ ネット上だろうが…

You know it's not going to be awkward when I meet these people in real life.

えーっと…

After I judged them whether I would stick my dick in them or not.

わかるだろ､ ｢彼らにリアルで会っても 気まずくならないよ｣ ってこと

I think, you know, this is such a fucking good idea.

彼らにチ◯コをブッ込むかどうか ジャッジしたとしても だ

For anyone over the age of fucking sixteen or, or

俺は､ その… とっても良い企画だと思うよ

or any fucking age of that matter to me.

お前らが 16歳以上だったらの話な｡

It's smash, marry, or sell to slavery. That's how it goes.

それか､ その… なんだ､

I didn't make this list by the way so uh, keep in, keep in mind

俺が 捕まらない 年齢！

*Squishy*

選択肢は “ヤりたい” ､

Uh, nothing personal, okay?

“結婚したい” ､

Let's take it step by step.

それか “(性)奴隷送り”｡

Here we go.

よし､ これでいこう｡

Jack Spedicy.

ところで､ 俺が このリストを 作った訳じゃないから､ その…

Starting off strong.

覚えといて､ な？

Uhmmm

あー… 俺の意見じゃないからな？

Hard pass, hard pass.

いいか､ わかったな…

Tana Mongeau.

ちゃんと段階を踏めよ

Sell to slavery.

始めよう｡

Tana: You fucking n*gger

Jack Spedicey… ( Jack Septiceye )

OH MY GOD. TANA WHAT ARE YOU- HOW DARE YOU CALL ME THAT WORD. IM ABOVE THAT, OKAY? I DONT SAY THE N WORD *LIES*

これは良いスタートだなぁ

Ssniperwolf

あー…

uhhhhhhhhhh

ギリ “ナシ” かなぁ｡

*thinking*

ギリ “ナシ” で｡

I would give here the Ermac Fatality

Tana Mongeau…

*Kinky shit*

“(性)奴隷送り”｡

What can I say, I'm into kinky shit

( ふざけんな､ このニガーが！)

Jessica Nigiri

マジかよ… Tana､ なんで…

More like, Jessicaaa, uhhh,

どうして俺に “その言葉” を使うんだ!?

NOGRI

俺はヤツより上だ…

SELL DAT BITCH TO SLAVERYYY

いいか､

*Much Better :)* I'm kidding i'm sorry i mean SELL THAT LADY TO SLAVERYYY

俺は あんな… “Nワード” なんて言わないんだ！

*propaganda*

そうだろ？

MARKIPLIER (We need another fanfic read!)

ヤツよりはマシだ！

I would give the fattest dick

SSSniperWolf…

I would love to have a non-sexual relationiship with mark where

えーっと…

We just eskimo kiss (Shipping intesifies) and sometime finger each others butthole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

俺は､ 彼女に…

KSI

アーマックのFATALITYをやろう｡

SELL TO SLAVERRYYY

なんつーか… 俺､ ド変態だな｡ w

Oh, (rip headphone users)

Jessica Nigri…

*KSI sound*

っていうより､ Jessica…

Dan and Phil- This is fun, im enjoying this just judging the fuck out of people

“NO-gri” だなw

lets see here, dan and phil (C H I L D R E N) hmmmmm

あのビッチは “(性)奴隷送り” だ！

I would SELL THEM TO SLAVERYYY PLEASE

冗談だよ､ ゴメン｡

Actually I would marry Phil, (Take a ticket and wait your turn Poods)

言い直そう､

he seems lovely (Let's set sail)

あの “淑女” を (性)奴隷送りに！

uhhhh dan however, uh hehe yaaa

[ 全てのヒーローが マントを つけている訳ではない ]

SELL DAN TO SLAVERYYYYYY

Markiplier！

*Mario power up*

コイツには 一番ぶっといチ◯ポをやろう｡

Eyy i'm in there!

Markとは 是非 プラトニックな 関係を築きたいもんだね

oh man what can I say, I would, I would uh, give the fattest dick *have to wait a lil bit longer, Pewds; cloning's just 'round the corner ;)*

ただ… エスキモーキスだけして､

Supermom-woman! would smash... with a sledgehammerrr *why cant we be friends begins to play. WHY cant weee be friends why cant weee be friends...*

たまーに 互いのケツの穴に 指をブチ込み合うんだ

why does everyone have it against me? I don dunno understanddd T_T

KSI！

you dont understand

“(性)奴隷送り” だ！

filthy frank

あ…？

*pewds.exe has stopped working*

( ｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞｱﾞ )

wait, who's that? (Nice defense poods)

Dan and Phil… こりゃ面白いなw

sexyphil

すっかり楽しんでるよw

I would just have a serious talk about your username

ただ ヤりたいかどうか言ってるだけなのにw

I would pretend to befriend you, and then just STAB YOU IN THE BACK.

話を戻そう､ Dan and Phil… うーん

Zoella

決めたぞ､

Scorpion fatality, I'm gonna have to go with Scorpion fatality on that one.

“(性)奴隷送り” で ( ﾟДﾟ)ｵﾅｼｬｽ!!

*More happy music and more kinky shit*

マジな話､ Philと結婚したい｡

I would have her write my book, my next book... I will have her write it.

カワイイもん｡

Keemstar

さて､ Danは…w

SELL TO SLAVERYYY

うん… まぁ そうだなw

oh what-what?

Danは “(性)奴隷送り”！

wait

わ～い (∩´∀｀)∩ 俺も入ってるゾ～

oh keemstar

おぅ…w

SELL TO SLAVERYYYY

お､ おぅ…w

*gets interrupted by phone, rude*

おっおっおぅw

hello?

おいおい､ 俺は なんて言えば…w

Alex, yayayay he's on the market now. Yea, got her, got a good price for ya. 18. NONONONONONONONO DON'T HANG UP GOD DANG IT.

そうだな…

Jenna Marbles

一番ぶっといチ◯ポをやろう｡

I WOULD SMASHSHHH that like button haha love her videosssss

Superman… あ､ “woman” か

I'm sweating, it'ss lol I'm trying really harddd Marzia pleaseeeee

ヤりてぇ！

MARINA JOYCE

その…

I would dance, I would dance with Marina

… どデカいハンマーで｡

Zoey BURGERRRRRRrRrRrRr

♫ ( なんで友達になれないの？ ) ♫

I would uh, I would umm, DRINK CYANIDE WITH ZOEY

なんで皆コイツを見せたがるんだ？

RiceGummmm

俺は… 俺には わからん！

SELL TO SLAVERYYYYYYY

( あぁ､ わからんだろうな｡ )

wait, no actually, didn't he recently get exposed for having a ghostwriter for all his diss tracks

Filthy Frank！

didn't he get exposed for viewbotting as well?

待て､ コイツ誰だ？

then there's the whole fouseytube thing that happened

Sexy Phil…

he's getting exposed for everything, what's next, he's not asian, he's actually white? (oh shiet)

君のユーザー名については 真面目に議論したいね｡

Marzia (yesssssss)

まずは仲いいフリして､

*dank af music starts*

そんで 後から裏切ってやる｡

oh, well, that's easy.

Zoella！

PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

スコーピオンのFATALITYだな…

FAKE MARZIA

コイツに関しては スコーピオンの FATALITYで決まりだな｡

SMASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

彼女には､ そうだな… 本を書いてもらおう｡

SMAHSSSSHSHSHSSSHSHSHSH

俺の… 俺の次回作､

SMASH IJSUDHLSAUDHSJGHSKGHADUGSLUGSGYUDSUOASO

それを 彼女に書いてもらう｡

SO FUCKING HARD

KEEMSTAR！

LOOK AT THAT BITCH

“(性)奴隷送り” に…！

I WOULD TAKE THAT WHITEE BIATCH TO STARBUCKSSSS AND THROATFUCK THAT BITCH ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

あっ､ なに… なんだ？

Sorry, what happened?

待てよ…

That was Smash or Pass,

あぁ､ KEEMSTARか！

Would you smash or pass me *hehe*

“(性)奴隷送り” で ( ﾟДﾟ)ｵﾅs…

leave a comment down below what you would do

もしもし？

To this face.

Alexか

watch another video, that way, this video will get more promotion

あー はいはい､ 彼は 今 “売り” に出てるよ… うん

it's how the algorithm works

わかった

Don't like the video

良い値段で買えるぞ… 18で どう？

fucking don't.

そう､ 18…

STOP.

ちょ､ 待て､ 待てって！

just click here.

途中で切るなよ､ クソったれ！

GO

Jenna Marbles！

JUST GOOO *DO IT*

もちろん ヤ───────────

GOOOOOOOO

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FUUUUU

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) ﾊﾊｯ★