yaa *clap*

嫌だからさ

a separate recording program so i just have two versions of OBS up

2つのバージョンの

If there is one thing

OBS使ってる

everyone in the world can agree on

wwww

What is it Ken??

いいじゃん

Ken: the kids are flipping s------

（また食ってる）

S-Stupid

世界中の人々がみんな

Pewds: Thats right kids; dummy

「うわ、それな？」って思わせるような事って

if you are a kid and watching this right now

なんだかわかるか、ケン？

we are calling you out.

子供って！……マジで…

Ken: Oh! not the poor little kids they are so sweet!

…バカだな

Pewds: that is right kid-Ken:NO! Pewds;

そうだ子どもたちよ！バカめ

what are you goin to do fight us? your weak!

まだ子どもで今この動画を見ている君

Ken: but I have kids I feel bad!

そうだお前だ

Pewds: oh well, you know

可哀想な子供たち… いい子なのに (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)

you know what you should do with those kids ken?

そうだガキどもよ… 喧嘩売るつもりか？? 弱いんだろ？

Ken: fight em???

でも俺子供いるから普通に罪悪感…（笑）

Pewds: Send them to the Ranch!! (geez pewds)

どうでもいいんだ！

Ken:NOT THE RANCH

その子供たちに何すればいいかわかるか、ケン？

no please! Pewds: thats where all kids belong

田舎の牧場に送らせろ！（Dr Philのネタ）

Ken: anywhere but that!

な…なんだと！！やめてください！お願いします！

Pewds:WELL, WELL, WELL, alright, since you have kids ken,

全ての子供達が行くべきところだ…

we are going to have to study kids are stupid so you know what not to do for your kids.

やめてくれ……！

Ken:Reading the tweet [ A child ripped up their allowance because he wasn't happy with the amount. His mom walked out of her room and saw this. What would you do if this was your child's behavior? ]

ケンに子供がいるっていうことで

Pewds:SEND THEM TO THE RANCHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

子供たちのために r/KidsAreStupidのredditページをチェックしなきゃな！

*both laughing*

子供がお小遣いの量に満足しなかったため全部破いてしまいました。もしあなたがこの子の親だったら何する？

Ken:that's the only answer to everything (wait wut)

Pewds: s-send that child to the ranch instantaneously

OK we have Jade saying [ Keep it and give him a piece of it anytime he asks for money lmao ]

well i guess that works too huh?

not as satisfying as the ranch but fine

Ken: that's the only answer , I fell like Dr Phil anybody that talks back to him *RANCH*

Ken: reading the tweet [ What is that "one thing" you did as a child that still gets brought up to this day ] * while pewds sucking dry G-FUEL off his finger*

Pewds: yeah do have anything that you still get brought up

Ken: ohhhh oh yeah when i was a kid i used to i used sleep walk because i was i was so freaking stupid

AND uhhh

*pewds laughing*

i peed all i peed all over

Pewds: you tried to walk to the ranch

Ken: i tried to walk to the ranch but instead i peed all over my NES

just peed all over it

i just like will i was going to the bathroom

*huh* the NINTENDO is not a bathroom

i was so STUPID

and i woke up later in bed all tucked in my parents were like mopping up FLOOR *SAD*

Pewds: YOU peed on your gaming console

Ken: I DID i peed all over it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pewds: when you were sleep walking

Ken: *mhmm*

when i was like six years old

Pewds: RANCH!

*WHEEZE*

Ken: i just brought it up tho

Remember when you were a kid you peed all over your nintendo? -(YA)

Pewds: thats weird! Wudda Hell

Ken: Like how dare you!

Pewds: Can you no--

*laughter*

Pewds: Wait- do you---first of all do you sleep naked??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How d-do you-- Just pull down your pants??? while you're sleepwalking??

Ken: I WAS SIX MAN, I DUNNO!

You know?, things happen!

i just wa--i just wanted to play SOME mario!