UGH!

Wait! Who are you?

You know who I am.

I do?

Your friendly neighborhood...

PEPSI MAN

The adpocalypse is still going strong.

If you don't know, all the advertisers just pulled themselves out of YouTube.

There's no ads on YouTube.

16 DOLLARS?!

What am I gonna do with 16 dollars?!

And I know what you're thinking..

''But Pewdiepie, you said you only make videos for "funny" and not for money''

I LIED!

I LIED, OKAY?

One of the people that pulled their ads out of YouTube as a boycott...

...was none other...

than [warning headphone users]

PEPSI MAAAAAAN

It hurts every time that I think about it, Pepsi! Uh!

It's like a sting in my body. It's a sting in my soul.

''Besides suspending their spending on YouTube...'' Good writing, there by the way

Walmart, PEPSI and several other companies have said they will stop buying ads on Google places.

NO

16 DOLLARS!

But wait, what is this?

Pepsi just released an ad!

On Youtube!

With Kendall Jenner!

My-

My favorite artist!

(chuckle) You know, I guess I gotta get on that family friendliness like Kendall Jenner!

You know? I could also do that.

I can ALSO be family friendly...

...like Kendall Jenner. You can also pay me!

PEPSI MAAAAAN

Alright, let's just watch it.

Let's just watch it. I've been hearing great things about it.

(electric guitar plays)

Starts of with an electric guitar...

...but he's playing a cello.

That uh..uh. Good job there, good job there. No one's gonna notice that one.

*music*

Look how passionate he is playing that electric guitar.

I mean cello.

Kind of when he's spin the face as an...

...as an artist you devote yourself to an instrument...

...and then you just get dumped over by a fucking electric guitar.

(laughs)

JOIN THE CONVERSATION

WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO EACH OTHER

He will not divide us, we got love.

Thats the Kanji for love.

And, we are all about the love...

...and look at this diverse crowd. We got all kinds of people in here.

Is that Kendall? That's Kendall!

She's doing a photo shoot...

...oh my God, she looks so pretty in this photo shoot.

She's such a superstar.

♪♪ we are the lions ♪♪

Oh my God, she sees what is happening.

She sees what is happening out in the world and it's controversy.

People, celebrities are marching.

It's so brave for all these celebrities to be out marching.

Okay?

They do it because they're passionate about the cause...

...and not because they want social media posts.

Alright? *sarcasm as fuck*

Was Kendall fucking Jenner in the women's march?

*laughs*

Kendall Jenner wishes she could have attended the women's march.

She wasn't even in it! (laughs)

She's still... She's still doing her photoshoot...

...but she, she feels like something is wrong.

There's injustice in the world

Nah, she just wants the guy.

♪♪WE ARE THE LIONS♪♪

Oh my God! She's so brave!

She wishes she could have attended (laughs) the women's march.

Ugh, people are such fucking idiots.

But wait! The best part is yet to come.

Ugh! Can we talk about how cringe that is?

Couldn't she just have used her other hand?

The thing is like, when someone wants to brofist you when you hold something...

...you don't do this.

You don't... you just don't.

Okay?

You take... you do it properly

This is awkward as hell to do. If you ever brofist anyone that holds something...

...it's awkward as hell.

Does this matter at all? No, it doesn't.

It matters a great deal!

♪♪MUSIC♪♪

What is she doing? What is she doing with that Pepsi?

What is she gonna do with the Pepsi to the riot guards?

The police?

She's giving the police a Pepsi

Brilliant. Genius.

Yes!

Everyone is happy now.

She solved everything.

All you had to do... was give him a Pepsi!

Wait, you're telling me that...

...this is the problem in all the riots?

There's just not enough Pepsi.

I don't think you need to explain why it sucks.

They quit the ads on YouTube to avoid controversy and then they release this fucking shit?

Not only is it cringy. It's bad. It's forced.

It's.. It makes me hate myself.

This is the reason why I will never be family friendly because, God, I will never fucking be associated with this kind of fucking shit

The memes that are coming out of this...

...it's absolutely (kisses finger) beautiful.

Kendall, please, give him a Pepsi!

(laughs)

Yo Kendall, I'mm gonna need you to come through with a Pepsi! These cops are wildin'!

I bet she showed up

I bet she was at the photoshoot...

...but I bet she showed up...

...and if she didn't, I bet she wishes that she could have

(laughs)

you know everytime i go outside its not really a problem for me but just

you know my mom ever since i was a young little boy she's always like

bring a little pepsi boiii

put it in ur backpocket

and if you ever get in trouble with the cops, just whip out a pepsi, and everything will be alright

is he spray-he's spraying them with pepsi

that's not tear gas, that's pepsi everyone

sometimes the cops like to share as well

yes *laughs* this one

STOP GUYS! i have a pepsi multi pack in

my car

its gonna be okay!

its not just one person making these desicions, the people working on these ad campaigns are fucking huge

there's millions and millions and millions of dollars involved in this

i cant even imagine how much money kendall jenner was paid for this

but i imagine quite a big sum cause pepsi's known throughout the history

history? whatever, through out the years to do all the big celebrities like

Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson (that one was amazing) um

Beyonce

they all done pepsi sponsored

and now kendall jenner being the new star. there's millions of dollars and so many people involved

but NO ONE, no one stepped up and be like

maybe this is just not a good idea, you know?

maybe this is not how the real world actually works

i understand that we were social justice warriors and we want to

*unintelligent*

...off like how great this movement is

Oh people gonna love this shit

its got kendall jenner

and everyone just loves each other

there's love everywhere

and to be fair like some of the pepsi commercials has been like really good

i remember the Britney one when i was a kid and like wow what the fuck

i thought it was cool

okay, im sure i wouldnt think its cool now

but

PEPSIIIIIIII MAAAAAN

YO JUST LOOK IN MY POCKET, I GOT A PEPSI I GOT A PEPSI!!!

its horrible, to laugh at but at the same time this is the reality of the situation

not everyone lives in a goddamn bubble

like the people working at pepsi alright

i think we all learned a valuable lesson here which is pepsi brings world peace

everyone knows this

the world is so divided right now and everyone is freaking out but thank god

that we have brave people

like kendall jenner

whats that

i just got a call from kendall jenner's management and she

she, she wishes she could be here

i could just imagine the P.R team, trynna figure out how they're gonna promote this campaign with kendall jenner

okay what's relevant right now?

oh we got all the riot

and the anti trump movement

and black lives matter

THATS HOW WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS SODA

holy fucking shit

i cant show the audio but the chemical brothers

literally predicted this video

in 2009,

they're even throw(ing)

viva cola *laughs*

is this where they got their inspiration from? what the fuck?

the irony now is that

fans ^stutters^

consumers are banning

boycotting bepsi because they just have got off on this

commercial wuss

but at the same time, is all the publicity

good publicity?

i dont know

i dont really have the answer for that

i think no. i think no is the right answer

oh she tweeted it, god bless

^sighs^

MY EYES *LAUGHS*

*get rekt, ken*

what the fuck is this meant to be?

the true power of fizzy juice, thats riiiiigghhht

how stuck up do you have to be to even act like you and a can of soda can end things like police brutality protest?

that is a great question, that is an excellent question

basically, the same thing

historic moment

alright, well that that is it from me, hope you enjoyed, check out another video and um

there's a pepsi out of this video

i want you to

this is never gonna happen. this is never gonna fukin happen

really, i may seem like im hateful and bitter

and angry

but in reality

im just lost

i need you pepsi

come back to me, i love you

i'll be good to you

i'll treat you nice

please

i don't wanna keep making videos for free

okay?

i *stammers* its not what i (want)

its not what im doing

i dont wanna do dat

iagh

a hah

okay?

PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN