ALL the diss tracks, HE SAID WHAT IN THAT SONG???

全部ディストラック 俺に何言ってたんだ？

OH MAH GODDDDDD

(ﾟДﾟ)＜なんてこったぁぁぁあ↑

Wow..

(ﾟДﾟ)＜ワァァァォオ↑

so.. INTERESTING!

こりゃ面白イナ！

he is reacting

彼が反応して

to the reaction of that diss track

んで、更にディストラックに反応する

and that diss track- that diss track, I didn't like that diss track as much as the other one

これもディストラック、あれもディストラック 俺は他のディストラックと同じくらい好きじゃない

OOHHHHHHH

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OOHHHHHHH

SkydoesMinecraft did what

SkydoesMinecraft、何してんの？

When did your bar drop, lower than my sub count

お前のバー落ちたよな 俺の登録者より少ないぜ

"When did you dar drop lower than my sub count"

""お前のバー落ちたよな"" ""俺の登録者より少ないぜ""

That was hella tight' man. Hell, Yeah.

チョーカッコイイ奴だなァ

*some type of unidentified species sounds*

間違いないわ

diss track

(ﾟДﾟ)＜ホォォォォオオ↑

I thought we were done with these fuckin' shitty diss track videos, didn't I tell you ? Didn't I fuckin tell you about the diss tracks?

(ﾟДﾟ)＜ディストラック

You didn't listen. Did you? Ooooh, you just HAD to make another diss track

くだらんディストラックだとは思ってたけど

Fucking cancer of YouTube, I can't think of anything worse

言わなかったっけ？ くだらんディストラックについてな

Than these fucking cringy ass fucking youtubers being all like

何も聞いてなかったの？マジで言ってる？ お前だけ別のディストラック作んなきゃいけなかったの？

"Oh I can rhyme 2 words together"

Youtubeの癌だわ これ以上に最悪なこと考えられん

"Look at me, my dick is big. I s- I swear guys"

こいつらより嫌気がさすYoutuber他にいるか？

"It's really big ... you have a small penis, but my penis is a lot bigger. I swear" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

”俺は2つの単語一緒に韻を踏めるぜェ”

"Oh you left our team ? our artificial team on YouTube ? ooOoOh... that no one cares about anyway?" What the fuck is this shit?

”見ろよ俺のチ〇コデカいぜ、マジで”

What the fuck is all this shit, stop it. stop it. I don't care...

"ガチでデカいぜ... お前のチ〇コ小せえな、だが俺のチ〇コはめっちゃデカいぜ、マジで"

*sighs*

"え？チーム抜けるって？あの気取ったチームを？" (ﾟДﾟ)＜ォォォゥ↑ "どうせ誰も気にかけないでしょ？"

Anyway, today

何やってんだオレ..ｗ

We're going to react to some of the reddit ...

何だよ、全部クソじゃん 今すぐ止めろ、お願いだから 俺は気にしないからさ...

the Pewdiepie subreddit. Last week, I asked you guys to post literally anything you want, I am going to check it out

*溜息*

And it's usually a good time, it's usually a good time. Let's have some fun; starting off with a respect women meme.. that's uhhhh

とにかく今日はだな

Incredibly unfunny thank you, all right. What do we got here?

redditについて

SleepyPie the ultimate respe- That's a pretty cool fan art

Pewdiepieのスレな 先週お前らに文字通り俺に何してほしいか聞いたんだ 今からそれらをチェックしていこうと思う

I actually really like that. I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at but that's pretty cool

あと、いつも楽しいけど、うん楽しいよな じゃあ見て行こう

Ay, we got another one of these incredible

まずは"女性を尊敬しよう"だな..

"I did this with real life paint stuff." So cute, amazing talent. I love it. Thank you.

コレ信じられないほど面白んないわ、ありがとな ここで何してんだ？

And as always...

"SleepyPie" コレ最高にリスペ- これ凄いクールなファンアートだね

Sister fister, I don't get it. Is that his sister? he's oh

いやコレマジでいいと思う よく分からないけどｗ

Is that game of thrones? That's a great show, I need to watch it (common pewds)

信じられねェ、他のどれよりすげえ

I kept joking about me making a book, called "How to Respect Women"

これリアルのペイント絵じゃん、すげえ 素晴らしい才能だね、気に入った。ありがとう

I guess someone already did it.

んで、いつも通りの

"A pure

"Sister fister" よく分からないけど、彼の妹さんなの？

Masterpiece"

凄い偉大なショーだな 見てみよう

Said by no one! No one said that. But I'd still buy it you know you would buy that shit don't fucking lie to me

本作ってまで面白いものを俺にくれたのかｗｗ こう呼ばれてる　"女性を尊敬する方法"

"Dream Tube a YouTube dating simulator"

前に誰かがやってたような気がするけどｗ

I want this game, please. Oh my God,

ピュアな

have you seen the size of Jack's hands? My God. I am into big hands, so I'm into this game

傑作

Look at Mark's hand, Goddamn giant hands. I love it

誰も言わなかったけど、今も買ってるんだ お前ら俺が買うってこと知ってるよな 俺にウソつくなよ

You can do some sister fisting with those hands if you know what I mean, you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"dream Tube"　YouTubeの出会い系シミュレーター

You dirty little bitch. Hey, where are you? You know what I mean, okay?

このゲーム普通に欲しい

You know what I mean

Jackの手デカすぎｗｗ このゲーム普通にハマりそう

Thank you for putting the "Felix" text there just to clarify this meme in case you're fucking

Markの手も見てこれ、クッソでかいなｗｗ

RETARDED!

お前らこれらの手が何を意味するか分かるか？ "Sister fister"できるぞ。知ってるよな( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Legit you can make these from going to websites okay? I know this took zero effort. So- jus- get out of here

お前らの心汚れてるな ねえ、なんだと思う？え？わからない？

"Netflix plan to spend seven billion on original content in 2018. Your move Felix"

何を意味するのかお前ら分かるよな

Well, I know they're borrowing money to do it, right?

わざわざ"Felix"の文字入れてくれてありがとな このMemeについてハッキリさせようか

They're- the- they're spending a bunch of mon- no one cares, basically. Yes

時代遅れだぞ！

I could probably ask them to make me a show, but no fuck that

お前らこれウェブサイトで作れるからな、いいな？ 努力して作ったもんじゃないの知ってるぞ 帰るわ

SCARE PEWDIEPIE REST IN PEACE *dabdabdab*

"Netflixは2018年のオリジナルコンテンツに70億円(JPY)費やす予定です" Felixの出番だぞ

"when you gotta make a youtube video at 8 but you also go to protest." *Pewds realises* Ok ok ok?

俺は知ってるぞ、それやるには金借りなきゃならん。 分かってるんだからな？

Listen, I don't want to see this discriminatory racist memes anymore ok? I'm sweet cut 64 now

彼らはお金の束を費やしてるんだ 心配すんな。基本的にはな

That's my real name and this is how I roll

俺だったら多分、俺(自身)に出演を頼むと思う でもそれは絶対ないな

this... shit is disgusting *spits*

"ピューディパイの恐怖体験"　安らかに眠る *鐘の音*

That's a brand new display. I don't know why that's... it's still disgusting

8時に動画投稿するのオススメ、断言する

I don't want to see these filthy memes on my page ok, DELETE THEM

ok ok (ﾟДﾟ)＜オゥッケィ↑

DELETE THEM , thank you. Hey, it's a Nick Crompton "England is my City" meme

よく聞け、俺はもう人種差別的ミームを見てほしくないんだ 今俺は"sweet cut 64"だからな(?)

these are definitely not getting old these are definitely still really fresh.

それが俺の本名だし俺のやり方だからな

"Happy Anniversary Melix" aww that's so cute

もう俺はウンザリなんだ *唾を吐く*

Thank you. That's very nice. I saw this. Me and Marizia both saw this.

このディスプレイ買ったばっかりなんだ なんで唾吐いたんだろ.. それでももうウンザリなんだよ

Very cute. We had our six-year anniversary

俺のページで二度と下品なミームを見たくないんだ 今すぐ消せ

dabbing on-

今すぐ消せ、ありがとな

for each year.

よお、Nick Cromptonだぜ イギリスは俺の街だからな、ミーム。

There you go, you're welcome Marzia. Oh yeah by the way squad fam. Oh, "oh you stole squad fam from

これは間違いないな 古いネタだけど新鮮だと思う

Jacksepticeye cuz he has it on his shirt!" listen. This ? stole it from me, okay

"記念日おめでとう Melix" (ﾟДﾟ)＜aww　超かわいい

I have my lawyer send a cease-and-desist to this bitch, and this was his face afterwards

ありがとう。これ凄くいいね 俺とMarzia二人で見たよ

That's right. Hey *laughing*

マジでキュート 俺達6周年記念なんだ

These are good these are fucking good the Min Yoonh one is

*DABBING*

impeccable. the fact that people aren't paying-commissioning me to do artworks for millions and billions. It's disgusting.. DISAPPOINTING

毎年な

Pewdiepie knight... okay

さあ次行こうか

That's pretty cool. That's pretty fucking epic that looks legit

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OhYeah

you're so talented, you guys are so talented. "Pewdiepie Channel 20-" ah

イツメンfam.

You're just so mean you guys are so mean you know that?

(ﾟДﾟ)＜Oh oh　俺のイツメン盗んだな？！

*Laughs*

Jacksepticeyeじゃん しかもシャツに"アレ"あるやんけ 俺から盗んだことないよな

"Guys, I saw jackspedicy." Wait a minute, enhance on that photo enhance. Oh my God.

俺の弁護士がこの野郎に排除措置送ってるから その後の彼の顔がコレよ

"What up squad fam"? Hey, it's Endigo again. I know I am saint.

この通りだよ

(He knows he is a saint)

これいいね、凄い良い

I know I am perfect

非の打ち所がないな、だが事実お前らこれ金払った？ 俺に委任してくれよな、何百何億もの芸術作品を作るためにな

(He knows he is perfect)

いいプレーした？

I know these things already

これめっちゃ良いね、最高 質が高い

(He knows these things already)

君才能あるね、お前らも才能あると思う

Squad fam let's begin( Squad fam let's begin)

君、まったく意地悪だな お前らも意地悪だぞ これ知ってるだろ

Next week squad fam. I challenge you bros I mean squad fam squad fam

"おいお前ら、jack spade見ちまった"

I challenge you squad fam

なんてこった

Next week squad fam to do anything literally do whatever the fuck reddit.com/r/pewdiepiesubmissions

"What's up SquadFam"

That was really dope. Thank you Endigo and Day by day, you guys always impress me with your talent. This is so good!

よお、Endigoの再来だぜ

"When you have to explain your joke" what the fuck is this image, where do you find all this shit?

"知ってるぜ、俺は聖人"

"He looks like a wamen in that picture"

”知ってるぜ、俺は完璧”

Thank you. He said whatever you want. So I turned him into a wheel. Thank you. That's awesome. Thank you

"俺は既に知ってるぜ"

Thank you so much. Is this gimmick getting old? this is legit the fourth time I see this

"「FamSquad」さあ始めようか"

Step up your memes this is garbage

"次の週も「SquadFam」　お前らに挑戦するぜ" "俺が何かって？「SquadFam」さ"

Dissapointed!

"奴らのために挑戦してやるよ"

"Besides that, do you respect women? Sometimes." *gasp* oh my God!!

"次の週も「SquadFam」　なんでもやってやるぜ"

I have this very sub Pewdiepie meme going on right now. Okay. It's based on a video that

ありがとなindigo お前らいつも凄い才能発揮して俺を楽しませてくれるよな、マジで面白いし

I had to delete because it got er, it got copyrighted, but basically it's me laughing at

"君のジョークについて説明しなければならない jake" なんだこの画像は(ﾟДﾟ) どこからこんなもの見つけてくるんだ？

Japanese anime, I know I know no no don't don't click away yet, basically me

"この画像女性に見えるんだけどｗ"

Reacting to japanese anime where they try to speak English, and it's the funniest shit

ありがと

I don't know why it's so funny, but lo- look at this

"彼は何がしたい？と言った だから私は彼を車輪に変えてみた"

Oh My God, and then there's of course this one

ありがとな 素晴らしいぜ、マジ感謝

Hello, everyone!

感謝カンゲキ雨嵐

(Hallå everynyan!)

この仕掛け全部わかったぞ 質が高いナ　4回目だが　これ見たぞ

harro! evenynne onea

君のミームはいつまでたっても進歩ないな、くだらん

(How ae you? wae, tsank you.) (Oh my gaah!)

出直してこい

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOOOOOOOD

"あなたは時折女性を尊敬しますか？"

OK pewdiepie 2017. My name is JEFF! you laf*laugh*

(ﾟДﾟ)＜オーマイゴォ↓

Respect wahmen. sister fis- okay, whatever what about the squad fam? Huh? I think you mean squad fam.squad fam.

ピューディパイミームが召喚されたぞ 動画に基づいてな

We do the praying emoJi

著作権を得た"神"のために消さなきゃいけなかったんだ でも基本的に笑える

Squad fam. *claps* "Do you respect wamen?sleep it is edible painting on cookies" wait? You made it slippy cookie?

日本のアニメとかな　わかってる、わかってるんだが 絶対にクリックするなよ

That's amazing. Slippy!

基本的に俺は英語を話そうとしてる日本のアニメに反応するんだよね それが凄く笑える

Slippy would you like it to see this?

なんでそんなに笑えるのか分からないけど とにかく、これ見てくれ

Is it too hot in there for you?

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OH

He loves it! portrait of Marzia. okay, I said you can do whatever you want, but it needs to be related to me

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OH MY

Okay? I'm the important one here pay at- don't- I am the one that matters.

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OH MY GOD

This is very cute by the way

んで、勿論これとか

I will make sure she sees it but no! "Hey Pewds, check out the art for your next line of merch hit up ya boi"

(ﾟДﾟ)＜HeLLo EvErYoNe

"zero deaths." that's actually pretty cool, but no.

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OH

"Pewdiepie and the Quest for good content" what do you mean? Wha do you mean are you not enjoying this video?

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OH MY

Oh, that's right. Be sure to leave a like by the way ;)

(ﾟДﾟ)＜OH MY GOD

What is up with my hair J- Jesus Christ. Whoa? That's actually fucking good. That's really good

(ﾟДﾟ)＜Ha oh man

What do you mean you tried some? all these humble ass artists

(ﾟДﾟ)＜ガァァァァアア↑

"Oh, it looks like crap" the mona Lisa. *Whiny noises* "It looks terrible man"

"ピューディパイの2017年"

come on this is good. You know this is good. Don't lie to me.

最近"SquadFam"どう？ 俺は"SquadFam"だと思う(?)

Explain this poods. He was a Harry Potter fan all along

お祈りの絵文字

*Laughs*

"あなたは女性を尊敬しますか？" ”クッキーの食用絵画"

Well, you got me

眠そうなクッキーを作ったのか

JK Rowling, if you're watching this. Yeah, yeah. I hope you're happy. Okay. Because I'm not a Harry Potter fan anymore

ｗｗｗ

Because you're mean, you're so mean, you're a mean salty ass bitch!

こりゃすげえ、こいつはなんていうか

Consider yourself not a fan. I mean myself

Slicer(飼っているカエル)、これ見てみる？

Whatever shut up, shut up, JK. "One of these are not like the others Jake-" *laugh*

お前のために作ってくれたんだ

You snuck that one in there good job. Good meme appreciate it. This beard has turned my manliness and

彼、気に入ったってよ

strength plus ten at least

"Marziaの肖像画"

"Remember Jar Jar Binks from Star Wars? This is him-" *giggle*

俺はなんでもいいと言ったが 俺に関係するものだけにしてくれ

A lot of people don't know this but it was me. I didn't want to admit it because everyone hates Jar jar

ここで重要なことを言っておく 俺に関心がないわけじゃないが

I guess to be fair, I am technically like the Jar Jar of YouTube anyway...

ちなみにだけど これめっちゃかわいい

So, have you bought my merch yet? "all hail captain sweet"

今度彼女に見せておくよ

Yes, look at those muscles! Hell yeah!

"よおピューディパイ、このアートを見て君の次のグッズにどう？"

*animal noise* That was another one of the reddit Pewdiepie Submissions

これマジで良いね だが返事はNOだ

and in the spirit of all the cancer on YouTube make a diss track on me

"ピューディパイとより良いコンテンツを探求しよう"

That's your next job is to submit your diss track on me

これどういうこと？どゆこと・・？ 俺の動画楽しんでくれてないってこと？

Okay

なんてこった 話変わるけどグッド忘れないでね

Bring it on suckers! because I will dab left an' right ain't nothing you can say about me.

なんで俺の髪上に浮いてるんだ、ヤベエ

Diss track me for the next one make a diss track you have seven days

お？こりゃ凄え。いやマジで良いと思う

Make it happen Fam squad Jiu-Jitsu. Thank you for watching this video. Make sure you *clap*

なんで君みたいな謙虚なアーティストが俺の絵を描こうと思ったんだ？

Jiu-Jitsu and I'll see you bros in the next- *Stuttering* I'll see fam squad in the next video *clap*

モナリザ: ちょっと名前ひどくない？